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>>17484313
why would it be awkward to tell your parents?

what is your problem exactly

>>17484316

Just say it and sound retarded when saying it and be okay with that. "I need to see a psychologist because my brain is fucked." Suddenly a huge weight is off your chest.

>>17484326

Meant to respond to OP obviously.

>>17484117
Claiming this thread.

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>>17484129
MOTHER FUCKER I WAS RELAXING IN POST ORGASM BLISS

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>>17484147
Suck it bitch

>>17484031
lose some weight fatass

>>17485093
I weigh the same as I always do. 5'11" and 165lb

>>17485301
then go to a urologist

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>>17483709
get your math PHD, any job you want 300k starting salary

>>17483714
Doesn't that require money? I still have my student loans.

Also my skills have deteriorated, a lot.

>>17483714
>PHD

That's like another 3-4 years.

>short
Literally only matters in amusement parks, 4chan manlet hate threads, and vapid one night stands
>ugly
Find a better barber, wear better fitting clothes, maybe grow, style, or lose a beard. Wash and moisturize your shitty pepperoni face
>small dicked
Average cock is 5.5", average vagina is 3-4", women care more that your dick is clean and your pubes are in check

This is the way it is, stop whining, and deal with it. How old even are you, this is a middle school mentality to have.

>>17482389
>And please don't say bullshit like
>just the way it is
>stop whining
>deal wid it
Sorry, but that's the way the world works. If you wanted to be born into a perfect society, I'm sorry to inform you that you fucked up. You were born into a world of fuck ups, and you are a fuck up. I'm a fuck up. Everyone here is a fuck up, and we're all trying to unfuck our shit the best way we can. Either it eventually works, or you keep trying until you eat a pistol.

Life sucks, the sooner you get out of the delusion that everything will eventually work out the better. If you want proof, go for a car ride to your local inner city and see the amount of homeless people begging for food and money in the streets, and then notice the more shitty people who have been homeless so long they just give up.
By having the ability to type on a computer and post to the internet, you already have a head start over about 90% of the world.

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being born in a first world country already puts you ahead of 90% of the world

I miss you. I don't think I will ever stop missing you. I wish I were warmer to you in your last days. I wish I hadn't let anything or anyone distract me from how important our friendship always was to me. And sometimes I wish I had listened to your threats, really listened and taken action to prevent you from leaving this world. But at the same time, I know it was what you wanted, and I don't know if I would have been able to make your life better. But I always tried.

I want you to reflect on the following: would a good person have lied as much as you did? Would a good person have done half the things you did?
Flirted with other people, indulged their advances, kept secrets from me, told others you'd be with them while you were with me. Reflect on this and get your own answer. But anything short of a "no", is just poor justification. When others tell you otherwise, they're just trying to make you feel better, not improve.
This is your reality check. Pinch yourself, pull your own cheek. Wake up to the harsh reality. Only then you can admit to it all and begin improving. I know you can do it, it's just a matter of wanting it.

M,

Call me when you're ready to try one more time. I'm ready to drop our past, and start a future once more.

R

use your time to yourself to improve, maybe see a therapist about your trust and abandonment issues.

>>17487080
IF you actually want to have friends, force yourself to hang and do shit with them and eventually it will become normal. Basically fake it till you make it.

>>17487087
I can do that but I can't let them know me too deeply. Everyone I've opened up to basically hates me.

>>17487085
I was actually to a therapist recently. I felt uncomfortable because I was paying for it totally out of pocket and couldn't really afford the help I needed. Financial worries are definitely a thing

People come and go in everyones life, but the ones who stay are the ones who are meant to be.

>>17487062
>but why do I feel so shitty
You've known each other for a long time, and claimed yourself you still loved her even after you "broke up" and she made efforts to not be in contact with you. Final goodbyes aren't easy, especially if you're invested in a person.

It's time to move on, anon.

>>17487062
your better off. a fuck ton of online relationships are no more than making a connection with someone to feel something. Eventually you learn that either its gonna become a relationship or its a waste of time. Your situation was a waste of time.

I worked overnight for 3 years and my girlfriend always tried to get me to quit for the first year, and it annoyed me. Also, if it's his first time working overnight it's going to take him months to adjust completely to eating and sleeping at weird times, and he may be under stress, tired, and just grumpy. I doibt that means he's cheating on you.

>>17487015
I'm definitely not trying to make him quit, I told him I want him to work there because I know he likes the job and the people he works with. I'm trying to be really supportive and understanding of the new job, it's just sometimes hard when paranoia kicks in

>>17487025
Working nights is just its own set of problems that you have to adjust to. The weather has a much greater affect on whether you can sleep or not. If you wake up for any reason it's much harder to go back to sleep because you naturally want to be awake due to the sunlight. You don't feel like eating a huge meal at 3AM. When you get off work you have to wait several hours to do your errands because places are simply not open yet, and all you want to do is get that stuff out of the way so you can relax. Two days off feel like one because you either have to not sleep to be up all day, then not sleep to go back to work, or be awake all night doing nothing on your days off with nothing open and all your friends alseep.

I used to be a night person, but it was still hard for me to adjust to it all for a while. Just be there for him and understand that he literally has to adjust to a completely different lifestyle, and it may make him grumpy for a while, especially if he's the type to get grumpy when he's tired, because he's always going to be tired now.

I am 18 years old, finishing school on my country, everyone thinks on pokemon go and idiot stuff. I am ENTP [For people who care about MBTI stuff] and i am trying to improve, but i didn't pay attetion to my early education, now i lack some basic stuff.

>>17486988
If you say you're good in other subjects then you must not have delved very deep into any real science discipline since math goes hand and hand with science. If you're making mistakes then you don't know what to do, kiddo. Have a slice of humble pie, buckle down, and study your math just like most everyone else has to.

>>17486988
Force yourself to slow down.
It sounds like you're smart enough to be teachable (which is great, you have no idea how many kids go full non-teachable on maths), but don't care about it and go as fast as you can, without double-checking.
You probably don't want to waste the time, and have better things to do, but if you skip the practice you'll eventually suck at math, as things get more complex you'll need to use the tools you've learned before on the fly, or waste a fuckload of time doing the work you should have already done years before.

Anyone?

It's extremely low bro.

>>17486985
getting hiv though piv sex is pretty low odds, like 1/100 or something like that

>>17486963
You need to distinguish the two things.
Introversion is more being comfortable with/needing time alone. I don't think you can overcome it.
Being shy and awkward... you just need to progressively walk out of your comfort zone. At some point, you'll learn.

>>17486963
>>17486969

I think you can change, I was definitely an introvert when I was younger. I didnt like socialising, I enjoyed time alone with my thoughts

But as I got older and left school something snapped, probably around the same time I realised I wouldnt see my friends every day anymore.

And I couldn't go without some social stimulation anymore.
Was awkward at first because I was still an awkward shy introvert at heart, trying to be social, but overtime I've just molded myself into something else


I think its just a case of believing in something. Its amazing how you can change when you really, REALLY stick to an ideal in your head.

Fake it till you make it and eventually you start living the lie, until it aint a lie no more

Keep telling yourself its what you want, force yourself to talk to people, take note of other people talking, it'll come with time

>>17486963
Think out loud. One thing leads to another and youll discover how to communicate at least in theory. When you say something awkward push through it. Your face will glow, you'll hit a wall but dont stop. Never stop.

Well, do you have a femdom fetish?

What was the relationship between your mother and father like OP? And what was it like between you and her?

Just read the previous thread

>>17486939

creativity, inspiration, relations, etc.

a good meal or pissing after you've held it for a long time feels better than the 10,000th orgasm in my opinion, so probably love > pussy

I'd say investments are better than money because like you said, you don't want to have a 9-5 job every day until you die. You want to save the money in investments so it can be called on for small purchases or things like housing.

weed is alright I guess, if you're peter pan and/or really bored

>>17486939
>Can anyone name an alternative
you either act like a "grownup" aka accept beeing a wageslave cogwheel
you be a leech
you be a criminal
or you be a self employee
im pretty much in the same boat as you, the worlds so fucked up, i cant pretend like theres nothing wrong with it

you have to find a way to acquire money no matter what

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>>17486929

contemplate the following: just date dudes.

>>17486929

you're not very good at this contemplating thing though. the only reason most people DONT do things is simply because they do not have the option.

if you could easily prostitute yourself to get through a hard time, you'd do it. you simply say you wouldn't cuz you have no ability to understand that option. its like saying you would never cheat on your girlfriend. the only reason you cant comprehend why someone would do that is because actually being able to cheat is outside of your scope.

until you've been tested you shouldn't be so quick to judge. for all you know you have zero ethics or constitution. you just live a life where either A) you don't need to be unethical or B) the option to be unethical has never been presented to you.

>>17486933
>just date dudes
are you a dude? only if I get to fuck your butt first. make sure to, like, not eat for 12 hours or whatever needs to be done.