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Let's say I deliberately want to let a wound get infected.

How do I proceed?

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Morally how should girls be treated?

Let's say that a girl is sitting next to a guy on the bus wearing a pair of short shorts. The guy puts his hand on the girl's leg. Most people would say that's immoral because of how it would effect the girl emotionally. If you switch the genders it's not a moral issue because it wouldn't really effect the guy at all.

The issue though is that it's really hard to predict how a girl will feel about something. Even if you approach a girl and talk with her, she might feel nervous or afraid, depending on the girl and the situation.

But does that mean it's immoral to talk to girls? That would be ridiculous.

Basically my question is, how to interact with women (especially those you're sexually attracted to) without feeling like a bad person?

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I'm friends with a shady dealer I've known since high school. So he asks if I know anyone who wants weed to let him know.

My gfs bro is like bane in real life. Full of roids. I asked dealer if he wanted another client. So I introduce dealer to gfs brother.

Today gfs brother stole some shit from dealer and dealer called me up saying I have 24 hours to get 100 dollars or he's coming for me.

He has connections so I'm not in the mood to start shit. So I paid. I'm living with family so I can't afford to have anyone showing up. The brother is now determined to go into the dealers work tomorrow and beat the shit out of him and get my money back.

I told him to back the fuck off and to let it blow over. Hes bane so he's not listening well. Anyways what do?

Now before we start saying any alpha shit, remember this is not some little gangster dealer. This guy deals heavy shit and has connections to our local mafia.

How do I deactivate the situation? Dealers happy with me now since he's got the money for the stolen property but if he gets his ass beat (which he would if the brother goes) he will most definitely go to me. Thoughts?

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>21 y/o male
>kissless virgin

Am I fucked at this point?

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What sounds more badass, serenading a girl to your guitar or with an acapella group as your background?

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did I fuck up /adv/?

>22 years old, still live with parents (common where I live)
>got a full time job
>used to make shit money, got a raise, now I can afford to rent and move out
>I'd be living paycheck to paycheck if I move out

>constantly fight with mom over trivial shit (moving furniture in another position, cooking my own shit, etc)
>barely speak with dad
>dad only speaks with me when mom tells him to scold me
>another trivial shit today involving money today
>dad gives me shit
>I tell my parents to fuck off in nicer words
>threaten my dad via chat about telling my mom that he frequents prostitutes and shit (saw a fuckton of escort contacts on his cellphone)
>he still hasn't read message
>he was going to handle me one of his second-hand cars, now he'll probably tell me to fuck off

I can tell my mom to fuck off and leave me alone, and 5 minutes later we're joking and shit like if nothing has happened. The problem is that when I argue with my dad over trivial shit because of my mom, we end up not speaking to each other over some days because neither of us take shit from anyone.

I'd enjoy leaving alone, but I'll fucking starve and shit, I won't be able to afford luxuries like cloths.

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ayy how do i pick up non-creep hot white bois online im an asian chick

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Should I take out a student loan this year? I had competed the fafsa too late this year because I had misread the deadline so aid isn't an option this year. This is to be the year I transfer out to a university from a community college, so I'd much rather not take a year off now that I have made it out of CC. I know I'll be fucking myself in the ass, but I'd like to go to a uni. I'd have to pay about $2200 per quarter (not counting books and parking and shit) and I do have a job, but its a part time retail gig so I dont think I'll make more than 12k this year. I have enough saved to pay for the first quarter completely, though most of my paychecks average to about 300-350 at best so I'd barely be scraping by on affording the tuition, not counting all my other expenses.

There is a payment plan where I can pay around ~$750/month, though I'm not sure its sustainable to do that with the amount of money I'm making since It'd probably be a little bit under enough.

I know I'd be fucking myself hardcore if I took out a loan but I'd much rather go to college than push it back a year. My family advises I take a loan so that I won't have to empty my savings and we're in that spot where they make enough so that the aid we'd get is miniscule, yet not enough to actually pay for college so their help if I paid out of pocket wouldn't be enough.

I'm flipping out over this. The only Idea I had right now is to either take less classes this year and pay out of pocket and fill in the fafsa right next year, though that too would set me back academically if I'm going part time instead of full time. What should I do

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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't fucking know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.

>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off.

>Claimed by Pegasus in the name of the Inquistion

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How many of you would be unashamed to have an obviously fat/obese gf/gf be with you in any given public place?

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I can't stand it anymore. Overwatch has been the main thing going for me in my life over the summer (almost more than my girlfriend, my drawings, and even my acting dreams), and now I dropped over 309 skill ratings. I wanna hang myself or just live in the woods and forget about all of this. It feels like the people I play with and against are denying me pride and self esteem. This was the only thing I was really proud of after high school graduation. And now I'm stuck in this rut. How do I not be this autistic?

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There is a baby snake inside my arm. I can feel him slithering around, but I cannot see him. If I tried to cut him out of my arm, I would strike a vein, and I will not do this.
How do I get the snake out of my arm

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>Girlfriend of 4 years and I live together, lived together a year now
>I'm 26, she is 28
>Came home from gym today
>She was messing around with things in the kitchen
>Something just clicked in my mind when I saw her, and I wanted to ask her to marry me badly
>Always been on my mind, but this was different, it just hit me out of nowhere
>Straight up asked her to marry me
>She just giggled
>I said I was serious
>She stops laughing
>Says she isn't sure and clams up
>Said she was going to go have lunch with her best friend and then dipped
>Haven't heard from her until 10 minutes ago and she says she is going to stay with her parents tonight and not to worry

Well, alright then. So is it safe to assume thats it basically? Did I fuck up horribly or what? Its not like were some dumb broke kids. Both have huge savings, own a place together, have decent careers, live together well, always loved each other.

I didn't think I'd ever really ask a girl to marry me, but damn. Shit hit me hard, and she dropped hints like 6 months ago.

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>hung around drunk idiots, druggies and shut ins the past few years
>Finally wise up and cut contact and try to get my life together
>Explain to each of them why they fucking suck and never want to speak to them again, more for closure for me so I won't be tempted to go back
>Get better job, lift, and a 10/10 gf
>Check Facebook to make sure they are leaving me alone
>Can't search them, they blocked me
>Good.jpg
>Couple of months pass and i check again
>One of the drunk fatties has unblocked me
What are the chances she reaches out to me before long? I feel like I am doing well with bettering my life so far and don't want any remnants from my past trying to worm their way into my present. Can pic only related for the size similarity.

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Does anyone here know if NOT cumming is a disease of sorts? Everytime I *try* to masturbate I just don't cum, I can probably do it but it takes forever, same thing when I'm having sex, I just don't ejaculate... And I have no problems getting it hard either, it is just finishing that I can't do.