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Voted by his peers as "Most Illin'-est B-Boy"
Superstar Barista
Famous actor (Played the coveted role of Pirate Who Dies)
Sleeps 3 hours a night
Goes to the gym every day at 1am so he can scream while dead lifting
New Wave and Desert Rock
Makes a solid White Russian
Prettiest eyes in the game
Calls people "Fuckface"
How is this?
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Sum-a da Illest cringé to b phresh-styln' on Tinder dis side-a M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I!
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that's great man. come back and check up on us if you have any time between all the pussy you will be crushing
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>>17545123
That bad huh?
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I had an interesting interaction with a professor today. As a good student (or so I thought) I look into my professor's eyes as he speaks, and at the board when it is important. However, Professor A (as I'll call him) kept staring into my eyes from the start of his long winded sentences to the end, without changing his gaze to other students. Every third student he looked at was me. And with no one else did he hold a gaze as long as with me. Anyone else have a professor that did that.
It made me think about holding gazes.
How long do you hold a gaze with a
>stranger
>friend
>acquaintance
>family
>person you're mad at
>person you're having a stern conversation with
>person you're attracted to
Autists and those with social phobias need not reply
>pic related
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As usual the dumbass doesn't provide the sex of himself and the prof. Get to it sherlock.
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>>17545049
>Autists and those with social phobias need not reply
see you on page 10!!
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>>17545056
>Professor A (as I'll call him)
That enough for you? Read, nigger.
I'm a man. Figured you all knew that there are no females on the internet
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How do i get my gamer loner ex to want me back 2016-09-08 03:21:35 Post No.17544992
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>says i deserve better
>but i only want him
>says he doesn't want to break up
>breaks up anyways
>he doesnt want me
>want to focus on himself, gaming and gymming
>new to 4chan am i doing this right
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he wants to break up but he's a beta about it and probably has something else he isn't telling you but wants to maybe keep you around for fwb stuff. move on
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you were his practice girlfriend, get over it.
he's going into what is known as "cacoon" mode where he breaks off all relationships to self improve so when he's done he can get someone better
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>>17545033
This describes my current state 100%. I am in cacoon mode
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bumping until answered 2016-09-08 03:20:14 Post No.17544985
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Help, pls: If I stay awake 30 hours and sleep 7 hours, I will still be tired the next day but will it eventually go away WITHOUT ME NEEDING TO SLEEP EXTRA?
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No. If you lack sleep you have to make up for it. Your body will be tired and will be needing time to repair itself. So even though you got 7 hours of sleep you are still 20+ hours short of being not tired.
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>>17544993
If I just sleep 7 hours a night for a week, I'll still be tired until I sleep the extra?
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>>17544998
Yes. You need to double the sleep to make up for it as much as possible. Your body needs time to heal and even though you are sleeping 7 hours a night you are still behind on your sleep.
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So I'm on the pill. The only reason I decided to go on it is because I had terribad cystic acne. Ever since I went on it, I haven't had one cyst, but since I am on BC, my boyfriend wants to have sex without a condom.
I am deathly afraid of getting pregnant because I have trouble enough finding responsibility for myself, nevermind a baby. So we continue using condoms but we have tried doing it without a condom once my period ends. Even then he has pulled out.
So last time we had sex without a condom was 3 and a half weeks ago. This past Saturday I started to get my period. I take the sugar pills the last wed-sat of the pack and always get my period around that Friday or Sat. It's usually very light but in this case, my period disappeared completely the day after.
My boyfriend and I had sex that Sat and Sun. It was pretty light and he wore a condom so he didn't care. Idk if that has to do with my period disappearing, but I've still been cramping for the past few days.
Now I'm starting to get nauseous, even though it's nighttime.
It is possible I could be pregnant? Was the short period actually implantation bleeding? Or is my BC just fucking with my system? I take it the same time everyday and have not skipped a pill since I started two years ago. I usually take it around 9pm every night but sometimes take it at 8:30, or 10pm or even close to 11 pm. Did I fuck up by not taking it at the exact time every day?
If I could be pregnant, what's the earliest I can take a pregnancy test to check?
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19 days.
Btw it sounds like you are pregnant. Dumb idiots going raw.
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First of all, you're fucking yourself by taking that shit. Second, I've never fucked with a condom on. I've always pulled out. Pulling out is 100% unless you're one of those faggots who leaks sperm in precum.
You're being an attention seeking cunt. Delete this thread
>inb4 pulling out doesn't work
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>>17544958
> fucking yourself
It's the only thing that's fixed my acne problem so far. I'm afraid if I get off of it, my acne will come back with a vengeance.
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Ways to get over a bad break up 2016-09-08 03:02:12 Post No.17544897
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Ways to get over a bad break up
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Faggy Q here, but my fellow 4channers should be able to help. My ex, whom i had been dating for around 4 years and I decided to break up, but i still sort of have feelings for her (I definately do and she was my first so that makes things even harder) and she still asks me to hang out. Why? I have no idea but it makes everything that much harder. We live on the same campus and I see her around at the bars and such, which is weird and difficult to deal with. I can move to Florida in a month and transfer there for school. Is that my best course of action? If not, what should i do. It's gotten to a point where i think about her everyday and seems soooo farfetched that i can just forget about her. I've been with other girls since the breakup but it's weird and not the same when you've been with someone you actually care about for 4 years of your life. I apologize for the paragraph; I had to get this off my chest.
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Any advice would be much appreciate. It's my first breakup and I have minor depression and anxiety issues so I'm not quite how to handle the situation
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>>17544897
just tell her you dont want to see her anymore. you are allowed to not want to see her. you dont need anyones permission. move if you want, but dont do it for her.
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Ask her why? I mean I would just say what I want to the bitch, just ask...
Shits not complicated, if she wants the dick again do it.
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How much did I fuck up? She was molested as a kid? 2016-09-08 03:01:40 Post No.17544893
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How much did I fuck up? She was molested as a kid?
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>Be me, grew up with fucked up sense of humor.
>Femfriend's friend (Femanon) thought I was cute, wanted her to give me her number, even though I live a town away for uni.
>Get her number, talk to her for a bit. Seems like a nice girl. Really cute. Stuff in common.
>Femfriend suggests that I show her something regarding my humor.
>I like The Onion/Clickhole articles a lot
>I send her the one I remember being the funniest.
http://www.theonion.com/article/kidnapped-boy-found-safe-imagines-kidnapped-boy-2597
>8 hours go by, no response
>Strange, figured it wasn't her cup of tea, decided to read through it again, as I haven't in a year
>Oh fuck I forgot in the end it was heavily implied the kid got molested
>Raise this concern with femfriend who suggested I send her that article
>"Oh jesus you fucker. Dude that's a sensitive topic, Especially to femanon. Shit happened when she was younger with her older sister's friend."
Mfw I just realize I sent the worst possible article to a girl that (according to femfriend) REALLY fucking likes me and was molested as a child.
>Aplogize to girl, tell her I haven't read it in a year.
>"Haha I haven't read it yet."
>"Please don't."
>"Haha why not?"
>"Because I forgot how fucked up it was (Like I said, I haven't read it in over a year.) and I didn't want you to read it and get the wrong idea that I'm a total shithead."
Response is "Haha oh my gosh"
>Ask femfriend how mad she'll end up being. She says out of 10, a 5 on the angry scale at most.
I'm deciding to not bring it up anymore. I'm definitely assured she's going to read it, as anyone naturally would after pleaded with specifically not to. From a female perspective, how fucked am I? I've never pulled an autistic move like this before.
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Very fucked. If that was me I would slowly distance myself from you and eventually cut contact. People with traumatic pasts can't stand careless individuals who might find their misery amusing.
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Fem here, molested for 9+ years. I think you're overreacting. She probably will read it and if it offends her she will stop. She sounds pretty chill so I'm sure this won't affect your relationship much. Avoid these articles in the future.
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>>17544984
For someone who has had a traumatic past you seem very casual about it...
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Meme degrees.
Can someone give me an opinion on technical management? Was it a waste of a bachelor's?
>Also post your opinion on other degrees
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>>17544889
another meme degree is engineering
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>>17544889
Psychology
Womens studies
English
Foreign Language
Biology
All meme degrees
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>>17544908
Those are given. What about degrees that we are told
>Oh anon you'll find a sea of jobs if you get this degree
I know that feel.
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How to stop jerking off to cuck porn? 2016-09-08 02:55:44 Post No.17544864
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How to stop jerking off to cuck porn?
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Serious question. It's so fucked up, but eventually reached a habit where I can only jerk off to Sasha Grey fucked niggers. What's worse is I have a really big cock, I'm really successful in everywhere else in my life, but happened to get addicted to this.
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>>17544864
youre dead, sorry, this isnt something u just come back from
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>>17544864
Stop watching porn. Cuckoldry is the logical conclusion to pornography. You can now only enjoy the sex of others, not your own sex or the idea of you having sex.
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Do you imagine yourself as the one being cucked or the one doing the cucking? If it's the former, I feel legitimately sorry for you OP
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Where can I get the SHARPEST cutting tool / blade? I bought the scalpel in this pic, it's too dull. I need something that will break the skin just from touching it. SHARPER = LESS PAINFUL.
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>>17544846
Actually the sharpest cutting blade is japanese steel folded over 200 times
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Don't commit suicide dude, it isn't worth it. Your problems are only temporary.
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Righto I'm gonna jump in with a bit of possible broscience here so I could be wrong as fuck but I'll try to help out.
Supposedly there are diamond edged surgical blades that surgeons use, they have extremely sharp edges and can cut through things like butter.
I did a bit of a look up one day to find that they frequently use the fake diamond which is man made but doesn't take away from sharpness.
Have a look into it anyway and best of luck
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>Work for company for 8 years
>Start at bottom on sales floor making $30K and work way to position making $75K salary + bonus due to performance
>Bring in six figures for first time ever after earning only $30K a few years before
>Have family and kids with house so become somewhat dependent on the income
>Spend four years performing at high level in position
>Move several times for the company
>Turn unprofitable, trainwreck of a business unit into a profitable one
>Win prestigious national award for doing so and recognized by the board
>Highly regarded and respected, but a bit of an outsider as I mostly keep to myself and rely on merit to advance my position
>Promised promotion for a year
>Same carrot dangled every few months
>Position eliminated
>"Keep working, anon your time will come!"
>Burned out due to crazy work weeks, bad boss, and chronic stress
>Performance still great, but passion gone
>Approached by new company outside of industry on LinkedIn
>Wined, dined and offered $90K salary guaranteed plus 25% bonus
>Need to decide tomorrow
I am absolutely torn about what to do. On one hand, I've got a stable $100K a year with a company in which I am highly respected and have spent eight years building a reputation. I enjoy many of my coworkers and have a lot of flexibility on when I work, but I am always working. On the other hand, the new opportunity with a respected company intrigues me as I am losing passion for my current work due to unfulfilled promises which don't seem to be anybody's fault. The new company is also stable and my supervisor seems like he'd be great to work for.
I spoke to my current boss about the opportunity and I am discussing with a VP (who I respect) tomorrow. I am not sure what he will be able to offer, but if nothing I have no idea what to do. Both choices seem like a tremendous risk at this point due to restructuring on one end and uncertainty on the other. Thoughts?
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The grass isn't always greener on the otherside. Yes you lost some passion but you are making more money, are more respected and have more flexibility. All the notoriety you earned for this company will disappear and you will be another cunt working for this new company.
I say stick it out. Linkedin always sends you new promising jobs but rarely do they pan it. Crack the 10 year mark and then switch. By then you will have so much experience you can pick and choose what new job to get.
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>you are making more money
I would make more money at the new job. My current guarantee is $78K, the new job guarantees $90K. Also, won't I just be throwing away 10 years of experience and reputation if I wait?
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>>17544888
You are getting paid more money but you don't have the influence and respect that current gig offers you.
>Also, won't I just be throwing away 10 years of experience and reputation if I wait?
You have 8 years of experience, all I am saying is move on after the 10 year mark when most employers will be looking for that magic number.
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I keep thinking the world isn't real and I need to kill myself to get out
Help me. I just moved from home for a new job and I have no social contact whatsoever and no friends so I think that's why this is happening. I think it's dissociation. What do I do
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>>17544835
Get laid. Hire an escort if you need to. Human interaction is important, even if it's an escort. And sex is good.
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>>17544835
You taken acid before?
Staring at my screen all day makes me see the world as not real. Read a book or get lost in the woods, 'less you're an autist who doesn't do well outside familiar places
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>>17544979
Yes and I think acid is what fucked me up after a few bad trips, along with weed.
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Do you guys know how to get rid of a farmers tan?
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No but why stop there, get the whole body tanned while your at it so it doesn't freak girls out.
And yes that includes the dick.
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>>17544818
you tan wihtout your clothes on
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Don't wear the same fucking thing every day
Wear sunscreen
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Hey guys I need your help,
I'm a 29 years about to get 30 this month married with children and I've been working in this place for almost a year but I got the feeling there's going to be layoffs and all of the sudden this old cunt who was indifferent now treats me bad she has a close relation with the boss who happens to be a female now my boss doesn't even talk to me she just ignore me completely obviously I've figured out she's biased even that I'm more efficient and have a good relationship with everyone but these 2 people are like the biggest friend and its because this old cunt licks her boot and talks shits behind my back I'm almost sure she lies and exaggerated things, how can I keep my job I really need it I'm full of debts also I don't live in the USA so please excuse my English.
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Anyone? Please
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Get reference letters immediately.
Be polite to your boss on a regular basis.
Start looking for another job as soon as possible.
Use your vacation time for interviews.
Leave with a two week notice.
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>>17544843
exactly this, look for a job now
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Hey guys, today I met this girl during my clinical rotations. She works there and was introducing me to how they did things, we kicked it off the entire afternoon. Had everything I'm looking for in a girl and self-proclaimed social anxiety which I see as a bonus, screw party girl. BUT, she had a small tattoo, is unsure of her career choice and takes gender studies.
Red flag or nah
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>Small tattoo
Not a big deal
>Unsure of her career choice
Red flag
>Gender Studies
Red flag
Move on.
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>>17544783
>gender studies
Ohh fuck red flag red flag
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>>17544783
Definite red flag, unless you want to be steve shives