How does anons make money outside of a job or between jobs.
Muscle for various criminal organizations by day, bouncer at a club by night
I pretend that my male friends have a chance with me so they buy me stuff or take me to bars and pay for everything
Don't know if that counts.
>>17546116
Bait. Obligatory (You)
So hey guys and girls of advice! I've been working out and losing weight and have been much more interested in my image :) i was curious if theres anything I can do to get rid of circled area? Ive been doing butt exercises and trying to lose weight i just think its kinda gross and kinda reminds me of preston's butt from jackass! (The butt "flaps" that is) otherwise i got a pretty good butt! Needs a bleaching maybe and a shave but im not too worried about that.
What i am worried about is that this is from sitting too much.
I literally had no idea where else to go with this haha.
Ty!
This is what i dont want
>>17546108
>>17546104
https://www.youtube.com/embed/C_CkxzdXnOc
just failed one today and that should be enough that they'll separate me, does anyone know how this will go? timeframe, outpro shit, etc. I'm in the chair force if it helps
>>17546073
Pretty good for you I think actually.
I'm not certain since that's not how I got out but I believe it's a medical discharge. You'll be gone, you'll get an honorable, officers and shit will take care of everything as far as paperwork for you.
>>17546073
How did you manage to be not fit enough to sit in a chair and play video games?
>>17546073
I've heard they'll reschedule you for another one, and possibly give you a fat camp type of training until then.
On Saturday evening I'll have a drink with a Japanese MILF.
She's an incredibly gorgeous woman, she is apparently single and she looks much younger than she is (late 30s). I first saw her like 6 or 7 years ago, and I had an instant boner. I managed to make her acquaintance, but I did not have a chance to do much more as she went back to Japan a few days after our meeting.
However, we stayed in touch, also because we helped each other with professional advice.
This summer, she started writing me that she really wanted to meet me again. I replied in the usual friendly way, but a few evenings ago I dared to flirt a bit with her, casually implying that I like her appearance and that she looks very young and pretty. She appreciated that.
So, now we are going to meet, just to enjoy an evening drink and a chat. The thing is, I want to do her. Badly. But I don't really want to have a serious relationship with her; at least, that's not my intention right now.
And that is my problem. I know pretty well how to make a girl understand I have a serious/romantic interest in her. But I never tried to have a one night stand, or to initiate a sex friendship.
So, what would you do in my place?
Second drink in put your hand on top of hers, look into her eyes and ask her if she'd like to go back to your room and fuck like crazy.
By the way, I am younger than her, but old enough. I am not a teenager or so.
>>17546072
How invested are you in your friendship?
Most one night hookups don't care about what happens after because they weren't really friends to begin with and they can take a carefree attitude towards it.
1/2
I posted this a few weeks ago in one of the get it off your chest threads and now I just feel like writing it in its own.
I was in a friendship with a married female co-worker who is more than 10 years older than me. And I love her.
I knew nothing serious would ever happen between us so I just went with being friends with her. It was great.
I never had such an experience in my life before. She was genuinely interested in pursuing a close friendship with me.
She was often the one who contacted me and wanted to meet up. I enjoyed her company every second I was able to have with her.
For reasons I am not entirely sure about, the friendship went sour. She told me that she needed some time away from me,
that she will have a lot to tell me. That was 7 months ago. She hasn't spoken a word with me since then. Everyday I waited and hoped that she would contact me, but to make it worse, after the first few months I was told by my boss that she doesn't want to work with me anymore. I am still waiting for her and even though we will be working together soon again, I know that it's over. And I feel like I die a little every day.
So we had the aforementioned work day together since then and she, as expected, was as cold and distant as the various situations allowed her to be. She wasn't unfriendly, but she actively avoided situations where she would be alone with me. I tried to be as civil as possible. When I had the chance I asked her whether we can talk later in private and she replied, "Why? No."
I was devastated but just went on with my work without saying anything further. Shortly before my shift was over she came to me and asked me in an almost caring way what I wanted to say, but we were interrupted immediately and we couldn't talk. Since I wasn't needed at work anymore I just went home a few minutes early.
>>17546039
2/2
I had to know what she had to say so I messaged her asking what the status between us is. Again, she wasn't unfriendly, but she said I am merely a co-worker, nothing else, because it won't work out. When I asked her why, she didn't reply anymore. I thought it's best if I just let it go. Just to save me some more pain. It's interesting, a few weeks ago I thought about telling my boss that I could take a few more working hours, now I am thinking maybe I have to leave my job to not break apart.
So here I am. Puzzling over what went wrong, when I probably shouldn't. Writing this stuff for you anons, when no one cares. Because that's all I have now.
I guess I will go buy some alcohol today and drink until university starts again.
You tried to get her to say something that she isnt meant to say. You and her are suppose to be just friends. Maybe her husband found out you and her hang out, so she straightened up at that point for the sake of her marriage.
I dont know why you are even sad for, you said it yourself:
>I knew nothing serious would ever happen between us
And that's how it's going to stay.
>>17546054
I meant anything more than friendship, that's why I said
>so I just went with being friends with her. It was great.
>You tried to get her to say something that she isnt meant to say.
I don't understand.
I think her husband knew that for some time. Also she does stuff with other people, like going to concerts. Some of them men.
But maybe he did say something to her. I don't know.
How do I shake that annoying feeling that there's something missing from my life?
I have everything I want and need. I ought to be happy.
You're wrong. You think you should be happy because society is selling a lie. You've achieved success like society says should bring happiness but it doesn't work like that.
I know it sounds corny but considering that you have what you want and need maybe you should explore a bit of inner peace. Learn to meditate and exist in the now because the now is all there really is and personally I find there is something blissful about just letting go and taking in what's going on around me. If I had everything I want and needed as well. It would be euphoric.
>>17546017
I've meditated long before I had a job and a place in school. It's not like I'm sobbing into a bowl of cocaine at the back of a rolls royce because a supermodel dumped me. I know mindfulness and all that, and that's exactly why I don't understand what I don't understand. I have all my needs met.
>>17546002
I don't think you can get rid of it completely. All people feel like this from what I have understood, but some are better at silencing it than others. I've always thought it's something in built that's supposed to motivate people to look for something more than what they have now, some kind of inner restlessness that doesn't let you just stay where you are in life now, but encourages you to find something better. Just keep distracting yourself, do new things, see different places, meet new people and it's usually a bit easier to manage. At least from my personal experience.
Looking for tips and advice in a music career. I've been playing guitar for 6 years now and know an alright understanding of recording and software like ableton. I'm taking a short course on recording and software at college (tafe for us ausfags) and after planning to do a diploma for music. I understand all the memes about a music career compared to STEM or something and the difficulty of 'getting famous' but I have a huge passion for it. Any shit to look out for or do, or any other similar anons tell me about your experience.
Quit and get a real job.
Going to school for music is literal basket weaving.
>Any shit to look out for or do
stop that, it's stupid.
>>17546023
elaborate desu
Hello /adv/ I dunno where the fuck I'm supposed to find this information but whatever.
Basically lately after a breakup of a very-long-term-relationship, I've decided to be more casual about things since I've been to hung up by women in my past and I just need to chill the fuck out.
I've been having some casual sex since then. I always wear protection but then it hit me: can I carry diseases via cunnilingus? Even if they don't affect me, can they affect the girls I fuck? I don't want to be that kind of guy.
tr;dr: what std's can a man transmit via cunnilingus?
Thanks. Uh, and I guess, std general? Pic obviously unrelated.
>>17545930
>can I carry diseases via cunnilingus?
You certainly can. You can also contract STDs by receiving unprotected oral sex. Google which ones you can contract, I don't know off the top of my head
>>17545960
Yeah I finally fucking found them. A bunch of treatable but annoying stuff, plus AIDS and HPV. A guy can also carry HPV to another girl, fyi btw.
Also these dental dam things look fucking stupid. But I guess I gotta use them.
>>17545963
just get gardasil
Grill here. A few months back another grill in my friend circle, indirectly confessed her admiration for me. It was bordering on confessing her love for me. how she would wait for my texts etc. I was quite drunk, so I didn't want to embarrass her and pretended not acknowledge what she was saying. anyways it got emotional and I ended up talking about my depression and crying (as you do at parties). then she went cold on me when I fell out with her boyfriend and brother over something else. was this female manipulation? I told her way too much and I'm not a sappy person. do you think this is emotional manipulation?
I don't think it was. At least then. She may have contempt against you now and use the information against you. If it was back then, you would have been backstabbed already.
>>17545926
We don't care about your petty catfights you dumb whore.
Your kind isn't welcome on this site, kill yourself you worthless bitch.
If someone is being way too nice then yeah, it probably was total bullshit.
You've spent your last 10 years on /adv/ listening to every depressing and sappy story about the misfortunes of the world.
Now you've been granted superhuman powers, including the ability to go back in time to change things.
How many people do you save, /adv/? Who's first on your list of saving?
(P.S. don't ask for Batman, Batman is incapable of saving Gotham, he lacks the god power.)
what's my superpower?
can it be one4all
>>17545918
I'll be very humanist, put an end at anything bad at the world, from small crimes to wars.
After the world turn into perfection. I'll overthrow every single government, telling them that I made justice in a few hours while they had ages to do.
I'll make myself as God emperor of the new world, were people life free, where police is no longer necessary because I'll be omnipresent.
The human will be given a new chance to life in this perfect world.
The world will be peacefull until one day, a crime will happen I'll destroy 1/3 of entire world and it population and then I'll simple vanish, leaving the actual population alone, on dark ages of war again, thinking that I was just a myth.
After a generation I'll appear again and repeat that.
You may ask why. Revenge.
>>17546127
DBZ Abridged.
/Adv/
I'm having a bit of a breakdown.
I've been crying non-stop for the last two hours and I can't fix it. I can't stop. I'm well and truly done.
I'm transgender (I know, big surprise) and I'm pretty much fucked with this mental illness since I can't come to terms with how I look.
I look like a man. At the very best I'm an ugly girl. I was kind of cute at one point, and actually naturally girly looking at age 17. Puberty was very slow and I was lucky that it had only hit my voice. That was my chance. I was offered T blockers but my parents wouldn't sign the papers.
It's been two years since I was offered them. I'm only just now getting through the process of obtaining HRT. I had been on and off hormones that I purchased online but it wasn't enough. My finances got in the way.
Puberty has massively ruined me. I hate my appearance. Everytime I look in the mirror there's an 80% chance I'll just cry. Couple looking like shit with social anxiety and you have me. I'm a complete and utter mess who can barely bring themselves to take public transport. I've tried making myself feel better by doing makeup and stuff but it just doesn't work. It doesn't do anything. I arguably look worse.
Fortunately I have a loving boyfriend who can drive me around and who makes me feel better now and then but I can't keep doing this. I'm just a drain on him. I'm useless and I'll never be able to accept my face. I don't see a way out.
There's facial feminization surgery but I don't have a dollar to my name. I've been trying really hard to get a job but it's been a year now and I can't get anything. I've done so many interviews and been denied time and time again.
I'm not surprised by this. I have no skills. I dropped out at 16 because of my anxiety and bullying. I've never had a job. Why would anyone hire me? There's always going to be someone better than me that'll get the job. That's just how it is and I understand that. I wouldn't hire me.
So with this mental roadblock and not being able to really go anywhere with life now, I should end it, right? I don't see a way out. And no, I'm not going to just "deal with it" and suddenly man up. No amount of motivational speech will do that so don't even try. I'm mentally too far gone. I'm a drain on my boyfriend, the government and ultimately society itself.
>>17545911
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>>17545911
Your mental illness is that you think you're transgender. Just accept what you are, a man, and be the best man you can be. Move on.
Girl I like doesn't want to date because she doesn't want to rebound after a break up a week ago. She says she doesn't know when she will date again.
Did I just get kindly rejected or should I wait and still pursue her?
That cat is fucking adorable.
Ask yourself. If her crush asked her would she have said the same thing?
You likely did get rejected but you can still pursue her just don't make her the only one. You're not in an exclusive relationship. Go pursue other girls as well.
>>17545923
The weird thing is that she is open to kissing me as friends
>>17545934
She's fucking with you. Usually women always have someone on the side. The fall back guy. The one who never gets what they want but is led to think they will.
Kissing is her way of keeping your focus on her. I'd be interested to see how she reacts if you mention other girls to her.
>internet girlfriend won't respond to my messages anymore
What do /int/?
>>17545870
Just wait till she responds.
If she won't, just move on.
>>17545870
chill and not worry
... imagine how worse it could be if she was your real life girlfriend and she pulled off this shit
>>17545870
It wasn't meant to be
Hey, /adv/...
So I've recently started seeing this guy who is 6 feet and around 230lbs.
I don't mind his weight that much except when we are out in public.
I'm a very small woman, under 5 feet and under 100lbs so it looks a little bit silly.
I showed a photo of us to my sister and she made fun of me being with a fat guy, ''after you worked so hard to lose weight''
Whenever he drops me off, he insists on getting out of the car ''for a proper hug'' and I get worried my parents will see us.
How do I handle this?
I don't want to hurt him and he said he is working towards losing weight but then he skips exercise on some days or gets extra bacon on his meals.
>>17545786
If you can't get over your own insecurities about being with someone overweight then end the relationship before you hurt him anymore. And take a close look at yourself for committing to an individual you arent were never committed to in the the first place.
>>17545786
Don't date people if you don't like them for who they are, but just for who they might be.
>>17545788
>>17545788
>>17545788
And take a close look at yourself for committing to an individual you arent were never committed to in the the first place.
?
we're not in a relationship and I haven't done anything to hurt him
My mother is such a fucking dumbass.
She dates overly sensitive introverted geeks with no school and then ignorantly asks herself why they're so awkward, clingy, desperate, stupid and prone to angry fissy fits out of nothing.
The sad part is that my mother is an extroverted young looking mature woman. Her problem is that she's too tolerant and understandable with everyone and keeps ignoring every obvious warning sign.
She's a philosophy college graduate, but she only knows how to read and understand literature and poetry. When it comes to reading people then she is the last psychiatrist on the planet you'd like to go to. She wouldn't be able to recognize autism if she lived with it for 90 years.
Should I do her favor and go online dating for guys myself? Seriously every goddamn person she ever brought in the house was some overly chatty or awkward geek with no real charm and intelligence. But she's also lazy and doesn't know how to look for quality. She needs an intellectual, as charming and intelligent as her.
Help me out, /adv/.
I should find her an intellectual male with a charming intelligent 6 year old daughter as well and give her a huge amount of cash to live happily for her remaining years.
Then remove myself and any traces of her past and my family.
As you can tell I'm not critical of autistic neet faggots for nothing. I am one myself. So I know exactly what I'm dealing with and how to fix things.
My only problem is actually having the power to change things. Which many don't have.
your mother is a whore
she likes a type of men and it never works out because
she is a whore
and wants another one
let her be a whore
>>17545834
And the award of the year for the most typical /adv/ post goes to...... this cock-mongling autistic faggot.
11/10 advice right there, bro. How long did it take you to fart that one out? Especially that formatting. You're half asian, aren't you?