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>>17544028
you should lose weight

are you a fucking space alien or chinese slave spammer or what?

>>17544028
id fuck your mouth n tits

>>17544000
Stay a lone wolf and kill everyone you meet

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you dont

You don't. You're a fat fucking slob who does nothing but masturbate and watch cartoons. You have no skills and no knowledge of the outside world.

Your best bet is to lock yourself in your house and pray that the government will save you before the zombies break in or you die of hunger/thirst.

>>17543986
>accidentally broke up over miscommunication
what?

quite frankly it sounds like they dont even want to talk to you anymore, and this was the straw that broke the camels back. doesnt sound like you have anything to lose if you try and fail to make things right, so may as well try.

without telling us more, theres not much else people can say.

>Boyfriend accidentally broke up over miscommunication, which in turn cost me another bf and my wonderful girlfriend.
so you had at least two boyfriends and a girlfriend at once?
>Already in mourning over loss of a friend who died 4 years ago.
get over that
>All mutuals refuse to talk to me because I'm not a big youtuber or artist like them.
wait, do you not actually know any of these people?
>I've got nothing going for me at this point, should I go for it?
yeah, probably.

>>17544015
nah, he has trouble talking to others so he used a go to person and they misunderstood
made a huge deal of it saying it was a mistake but couldnt figure out how to say it and instead panicked
made a tiny mistake and kept making it worse
keep in mind im borderline

>12 years
No way she'd recognise you

>>17543973
protip: don't do this OP

Bad idea. The fact that you are waiting for her is creepy and randomly asking her out like is another thing you just don't do.

What the hell would the convo be like anyway? "Hey I haven't seen you in 12 years when you were my therapist....listen I find you attractive so can I get your number?". Fuck dude that is retarded.

>>17543965
omg i wanna see how this turns out.

> red polkadot dress
>a dumb work uniform
you don't have a chance

(´・ω・`)

You've come to the wrong website for this

>Friends.

Cool. You have someone to text when you are bored, they will call you up to chit chat about their day, call you to hang out, have your back when it comes to girls and help you out when you are having problems.

>Or people who love you and care about you?

Reassuring. You feel safe to know you won't be judged and lay out your problems with them and they will give you a fresh prospective.

>Do you even notice this or does it feel normal like everyone has it

Don't understand what you mean.

It feels amazing, but like you alluded to in your post, you don't really notice it until it is gone.

Practice.

>>17543953
But I can't in the first place

>>17543956
Determination and practice.

My best friend talks a lot, I'm mostly quiet, probably one of the reasons why we are best friends.
Being shy isn't necessarily bad, I guess I would prefer a more outwards girl, but there are guys who would prefer introverts.
Just like boobs and ass; and even within those some people like them big, small or average.

If you want to become more extrovert try meeting new people, even if it's just online, and try to have conversations with them.

>>17543936
You're a girl... you can't be a loser...

>>17543936
I came here to post this.>>17543972

Females cannot be losers or lonely. Literally all you need to do is not be fat and you'll have a bunch of people around you. That's it. The hole between your legs ensures you're gonna have an easy time in life.

Just do it!

>>17543898
Ffs how old are you two? I dont know of anyone i would have a sleep over with since age 18 unless

1) I was visiting and lived far away
2) I was too drunk/tired out of circumstance
3) I really was sexually interested in the person

Get to talking about that sex stuff
(Maybe the lights off would help)
????
Profit

>>17543867
FWB is obviously not good for you. Leave it be.

>>17543867
>Is there any way to salvage the situation?

no.

she's either interested in a relationship with you again (she probably isn't) or she's going to leave you alone.

this is precisely what you wanted. you're getting what you want.

the fact that you're backtracking this hard just tells me that you don't think before you act aka you're an idiot.

>>17543867
Honestly this isn't that beta. It could have been worse, you could have kept on sending her friendly paragraphs and just have sex on her terms. You didn't like what was going on and you changed it.

But the other anons are right, it doesn't sound like you're a FWB type of guy, which is fine, I'm not either. It sucks right now, listen to some good feels music and move on tomorrow.

Shameless self bump because I would like some help. I can't really talk to anyone else about this without them getting the wrong idea.

I have been in a very similar situation. we ended, and I regret it terribly. I felt the same way you do now. In the long run for me, I believe it was for the best because I think she is a shitty person and I can find someone who isn't going to treat me like shit, but as for that feeling specifically, you will regret it. You will find pussy is not as easy to get as you think, and that you miss her greatly. To each his own, but I'd recommend working on your guys relationship first. It was almost 4 years for me, and then we were off and on for about another year. We still talk sometimes, but I haven't had sex with her in about three months.

>>17543929
Thing is, in all 5 years of our relation we never had sex. We tried a few times but she's a virgin and it hurts her too much.
We never based our relationship on intimacy

>>17543836

You gave up a friend for her? She already has your nuts. Give them an inch and they'll take a mile. The best you can hope for is politely asking her bull if you can be present in the room when he plows her

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>>17543836
you cut ties with a female friend because your gf was getting jealous?

C U C K

>"haha, yeah. people at work are always asking if we're going out or something lol"
>"babe, you have nothing to worry about. i love you."
>"omg babe, stop. its just a night out at a bar. nothing is happening."
>"it's just a birthday party babe. don't you trust me?"
>"it was an accident. i got really drunk and didn't know what was happening. please babe, i'm so sorry. can we talk?"

legit, just communicate with her and how you're feeling uncomfortable about all of this. bring up the female friend you were manipulated to cut out of your life if she tries to defend her behavior.

you have no idea if she's cheating so don't go throwing that around unless you want to give her ideas.

My best guess is that she's not fucking him, but she has feelings for him. So I think you should ask her. Don't get annoyed, don't scream, but try to take her by surprise. Wait until she starts talking about him and calmly ask her if she has feelings for him. Most likely you'll be able to tell from her reaction if she does, no matter what she says. What you do from there on is your decision.

>>17543832
Join clubs/groups.
Read books.
Learn an instrument.
Drink booze.
Smoke pot.
The options can be limitless.

>>17543832
ingest alcoholic beverages while in close proximity to your peers and talk about how you ingested alcoholic beverages with your peers last week as well.

next you find some sloots that are just drunk enough to have lowered inhibitions and impaired enough to find you attractive. this is your time to strike so that you may engage in drunken, unprotected sex and catch your campus' version of herpes.

then she'll call you a rapist on instagram.

>>17543842
>uni just started and no clubs are active yet
>maybe
>music buildings are restricted access and I have no money to learn one from scratch
>don't drink and have no connections to get it anyway
>see above

How do you expect us to know whether he was talking about you or not? We're not psychics. My guess from what you're saying is that he wasn't, since he's a shy faggot and you were right fucking there. But it's just a guess and could be very wrong, he could've had a moment of autism where he spoke before considering whether you could hear him or not.

You don't approach it, you act like it never happened. You want to fuck him? Great, go for it. You don't want to fuck him? Just as good, ignore him and keep shitposting on the internet.

If he saw you in the room that's very unlikely.

And don't just assume someone's a beta unless you have actually talked to them. Chances are he just doesn't give a damn about you.

>>17543827
Who in the entire earth would say that with the girl you are speaking about right next to you?
OP you want this kid so much you are becoming delusional
Just get close to him and wink winky wink him straight to a bed

>>17543797
Are you adding your area code? Try adding it. Okay, try removing it. Are you sure you're using the correct number for your phone? Have you tried uninstalling and re-installing? Are you using both data and wifi?

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>>17543816
Forces you to use area code, if not it won't even try to send (all spaces must be filled).
Pretty sure I know my phone number.
Automatically adds 1 for all west hem based countries.
Tried reinstallation multiple times of both facebook and tinder.
Data, wifi is not an option. My phone is my only source of internet.

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>>17543797
Bump.
Seriously no one can solve this problem, not even Tinder.
I have had other people physically look at my settings on both apps and could not solve it.

Is Tinder just nigger tier application? Do they not care?