As a 20-something female, I’ve been in an engagement for years now. At first I believed my fiancée’s "opinions/ suggestions" that I needed to address before becoming his "Mrs. Right". So I now cook, clean, gotten heavily into his hobbies, pretty much gave up my family, and even “preform in the bedroom” however he pleases, whenever he pleases... I’ve gained and lost weight according to his whims… I spend many hours each weekend planning meals and shopping, spending my own money, and the few free hours (after full-time work) in the evenings cooking/cleaning, while cutting out calling and texting to be "at his disposal”. I'm not blind to my female shortcomings, and believe a woman needs a man to guide and balance her.. BUT I'm not a dog, and I’m wearing out on pouring into this relationship.
He still refuses to wed, “afraid I might not be what he wants later in life” (WTF more does he want!?).. and as a female, I’m painfully aware of how much sooner my “expiration date” is than his. I know I’m blessed with youthful appearance (Everyone: Store employees, random cashiers, people at my workplace, EVERYONE tells me I look like I’m in high school. But, still, I want kids before I’m 33.)…..So, am I crazy for staying as long as I have? Or am I really that “under qualified” to become a future spouse?
drop him, who could like such a person?
>>17546696
Low quality bait, anon
I'm a guy and I say drop his ass. You've already given him way to much power in the relationship and he will never respect you. He is keeping you because it's comfortable and he's to much of a pussy to risk being single and not being able to find another girl. Fuck him you deserve someone that loves and respects you. Next relationship don't devote your entire life to a guy, girls like you always end up with guys that don't respect them and cheat on them because you think you need a man to validate your existence and give you a purpose. You are who you are and that's not gonna change so find a guy that actually appreciates that kind of complete submission from a woman and won't just take advantage of it... That's gonna be hard cause even a great guy will subconsciously start to take that kind of complete submission for granted. I guess kind of like good guys always getting friend zoned but opposite. You are over qualified for him you are a heart surgeon working at a gas station get a new job lol.
Long story short. I was cuddling with a guy in bed, felt he had a boner so started giving him a handjob which turned into a blowjob. He kept picking up my hand and moving it to his dick so i thought he just wanted a hj and no bj, so I did that. Eventually he cums, and we go to bed.
Few days later he tells me he found it uncomfortable and when I ask about what he was doing with his hand he said he was trying to move it away from his dick.
Advice? Should I kill myself? I feel like I don't deserve to live. Pic unrelated
>>17546693
Why would you bring it up? I think that was one of those things that you both know happened, but never ever talk about between yourselves, or others.
Kind of like that episode of South Park where Jew Dad and Randy jerk off in the hottub together.
I did it with one my friends back in the day, and after that it was never brought up again.
>>17546700
He did. He said I'd done something that made him uncomfortable
>>17546749
So, you're stroking this dude, he's egging you on, you blow him until he nuts in your mouth, and now he's uncomfortable?
He could've gotten you to stop at any time, but instead decides to get a happy ending?
Drug him up, rape his mouth, take pictures, and tell him to fuck off. Worst case scenario, you go to jail for 3 months with good behavior, and he's forever a blackmailed homosexual.
Even if they don't say it, they all saw those pictures of a dick in his mouth that you posted public on his facebook wall.
Ok, adv, tell me how to tell "what are you" or "what are you standing on" with a girl. Anf please, treat me like a complete autist, make your answers plain as fuck
>>17546677
ask her
>>17546727
What
>>17546677
>"what are you"
>"what are you standing on"
what are you trying to know with these question?
Im addicted to big nice asses, is this normal? Am I normal?
There is literally nothing wrong in like nice and thick asses, my friend.
Let's finish our journey to find the perfect thick ass
Godspeed, OP.
>>17546701
I have a girlfriend..but still addicted to them..is that normal too?
>>17546720
Different anon here, but I have a similar issue, my friend.
>Used to only date thick girls
>Was addicted to big ass and giant tiddies
fate works in mysterious ways
>Met a beautiful young woman who was thin and waifish.
>Completely different than anyone I'd been with.
>10/10 personality, shares a lot of my interests, very intelligent, and genuinely one of the funniest people I've ever met.
>Her body is thin yet well toned, with moderately large bust and soft curves. She's "girlish".
>Whenever we go out, I see other men glance at her and I feel proud of how lovely she is.
>STILL CANNOT STOP CRAVING GIANT ASSES AND THICK WOMEN
You just can't have it all... You'll die trying.
the kid who bullied me in school is now famous and pretending he was bullied in school.
>>17546640
lmao you're probably making this up but if you gave this story to some shitty tabloid they'd have a field day and it'd be hilarious POST RESULTS ANON
>>17546640
Every fucking singer/actor is jumping on this bandwagon now a days.
>>17546640
Tell your story anon
Ive been applying for warehouse jobs lately and ive been getting some calls but no interviews. Basically goes like this
>Phone rings
>Answer it straight away. "Hello, this is anon"
>HR lady: "Hello anon its anonette from warehouse place you applied for, how are you today?"
>Me: "Good thank you"
>HR lady: "ahh right. Okay, we have considered your application and we would like for you to come in for an interview. Would you be interested in that?"
>Me: "Absolutely, that sounds great"
>HR lady: "Okay......we pay at a rate of 25 dollars an hour with a possible view to permanency for the right candidate. We have afternoon shifts and night shifts which pays 35 dollars an hour. Does this sound like something you'd be interested in?"
>Me: Yes, I prefer to work night shifts because of my schedule
>HR lady: "...uhh..right, okay....well we are holding interviews in the next few days so we would like for you to come along at 9am. Make sure you're early! I'll send you the details about the interview in an email attachment. Have a good afternoon anon"
>Me: "Okay thank you very much, enjoy the rest of your day"
She never sent me the fucking email
then just call her back?
i dont see the problem here
>>17546639
I shouldnt have to. How can she be so incompetent. How can you say youre going to do something and then not do it?
I waited too long. It's too late now
Same thing happened to me. I called and got an interview.....
Ok my brother is a drunk idiot who embarasses himself alot.
He lives with my parents and i usually travel for work.
I am thinking they are treating him badly. He lives outside of our yard. They give him food once a day and water once a day about a litre or so.
I want to help him but they say if I help by buying him food or getting him more water I am not allowed to come back here. Thats fine I guess, but if I dont come back he is in trouble either way. I talk to him for a bit everyday he is a nice guy and friendly, but my parents hate his drinking.
What can I do for my brother?
I know this also bothers me he managages to always get alcohol some how. (no clue how its a mystery he wont explain), BUT HOW CAN I help!?
Also its hot where we live so he is constantly dehydrated.
Can I just call cops here in america so they can help him? He told me jail would be better than staying outside constantly.
How old is he?
and yes. You should dial 911. because if you're being serious and this isn't a troll. Then that's a real fucking problem.
call the Police
I hate to tell you this but you can't help him. He has a bigger problem than not getting enough to eat. He needs to want help, and it seems he doesn't. I'm sorry, anon, living with an alcoholic isn't easy
Ive been using tinder and I just recently found a girl who is really into ass stuff I guess. She really wants to eat my ass and ive never had that happen before. She wants me to eat hers aswell though. Should I do it? Mine is kinda hairy so should I shave? Or how does this all work?
How do you even find girls like that on Tinder? Almost every girl I match says they are not looking for hookups. Either real relationships or they use the app to troll
>>17546618
This. And there's lots of fatties too...
My guess is OP found a bot.
>>17546608
>shaving your ass
deep regret will follow.
do you get that tingly feeling when something goes near your pooper? then you'd probably like a little ass play.
Started 5th year and huge tests coming up, problem is my maths teacher has one of the best asses ive ever seen and its really
distracting. What can i do /adv i cant fail this class.
>>17546573
use ass to motivate urself, look @ it but listen to the content, capitalize on your hot cher
>>17546591
That's not how a male mind works. You see a good ass and you fantasize over it until is out of sight.
OP fap before that class?
>>17546599
Nah senpai, school toilets are covered in piss and shit not a place you wanna fap in.
Started a digital media design course today, there are a handful of autists/sperglords and shit like that. They keep trying to talk to me and I tell them I'm not interested but they don't get it. How do I deal adv?
>>17546550
>why am i so much better than everyone
>>17546554
It's not even like that, it's always uncomfortable and awkward to be around, the teachers are always noticeably cringing. One of them keeps blasting everyone about some Nintendo character named iago I just want to have a normal class experience
Would I be correct in assuming that you are female and they are male?
Next time one of them does this, tell him politely but firmly to go away. If he persists, drop the politeness and tell him to back the fuck off. If he still persists, slap him.
I need advice chaps. How bad does this look?
Left image is fine at the moment, but my other cheek (right) is erratic and I just accidentally cut a chunk out.
> Barber trimmed left cheek during hair cut
> He didn't touch the right cheek
> Decide to trim right cheek at home
> Accidentally fuck up
It's a lot more noticeable in the flesh.
Should I start fresh, or try and salvage it? I've got a number of social events coming up and I don't want to look like a twat.
Also, I feel it's not long or thick enough to warrant getting a professional to trim it.
I'm planning to buy one, but currently don't have a decent trimmer.
>>17546547
What I always do with my beard although it's thicker than yours but Not as thick with people with curly beard hair have it. Mine is like your wispy and long and as straight as beard hair will ever be except full compared to yours.
I just pass a number 2 guard over my beard and mustache and then use a straight edge razor to line it up, mainly the sides (cheeks). Get a straight edge razor and just practice. I do mine myself and it saves me time and money and I've gotten pretty good at it although I've been doing it for like 6 months and only recently would I say I have it down confidently. Look at pictures online and look at your face. You are prob going to want to start with the side that looks more fucked up, less hair to set the height and shape since the other cheek would prob have more to work with. Don't do a hard line that goes along your chin. Your neck beard line should be like an inch or two under your chin going straight around. What I like to do is make a neck line that is parallel to the line of the upper cheek that I shaped so overall the bear is like a downward facing box shape for the most part. I accept bitcoin.
>>17546547
also that guy did a really shitty job. The left pic could be brought down ever so slightly to get a more uniform line instead it's bump as fuck and dips in as you get towards the ear. The right yea it looks like nothing was done to it be even consider your "fuck up" it looks like you didn't do anything.
You have to remember literally anyone can and is a barber that charges 10-20 for a haircut. Honestly it seems like in white communities the quality is even shittier because they almost never have to do hard lines because that more of a minority thing I guess but it leaves them with less experience. If you ever decide to get a serious cut with some guaranteed to have gotten actual training other than youtube videos then expect to pay 40~.
Although at that point you should really have longer hair so you only come in for a cut like once a month at best. Look for a black or hispanic guy to cut your hair.
How do I avoid shaving rashes and ingrown hairs, /adv/? I much prefer wet shaving (single blade safety razor) than elctric, but unfortunately I can't shave without breaking out horribly on my neck and chin area. I've tried everything from antibiotics to exfoliants and I avoid touching my face at all times, but nothing has helped so far. I thought it would get better as I aged, but it hasn't so far...
Any tips?
My derm couldn't help me either, btw. Gave me disinfectant that didn't do shit.
>>17546502
I use salicylic acid. I buy it at an apothecary. It has a better success rate than anything I've tried, but I still get the rashes monthly.
It works best when I shave in the morning:
-Apply aftershave after shaving 8am-ish
-Apply salicylic acid at around 17.00
-Apply salicylic acid for the second time before I go to sleep around 22:00 or later
-Apply salicylic acid in the morning if I don't have to shave, then again at 17:00 and 22ish.
>>17546502
I dunno, I just stick to the electric. I either have stubble, or a beard.
Fuck that baby face bullshit.
>>17546502
Op you should try
1. Using a very sharp blade. Most razors made for men are very good so this usually isnt a problem
2. Use adequate shaving cream
3. Shave WITH the grain. The reason why you're getting ingrown hairs is the result of the shape of the hair edge.
What's the deal with hobbies? I know the real reason to have hobbies is to do what YOU like and feel good about yourself. But it's clear that a person with cool hobbies can look interesting to others.
The thing is my main hobbies are writing stories and making indie games. I think of these two as really personal and I don't like sharing them with people I meet in real life. I know they say any hobby can look interesting if you talk about it passionately but the fact that I hide these makes me nervous when people ask me what do I do in my free time. Should I try to find other hobbies? Or just open up about my stuff or just explain that I like to keep it secret and personal?
>pic related if you watch Mad Men
How important is it to have interesting hobbies and be open about what you do in your free time?
Besides that I'm learning bass but that's it.
>>17546500
Lifting and muay thai here.
Writing stories sounds cute, making games sounds impressive to me. This is where your heart and passion lies, why hide it and why not share it.
bro the fact that you have a hobby period is cool 99% of people have netflix as their hobby. Don't be embarrassed of your hobby it is cool. You can tell people your hobby and you don't have to share what you write.
>>17546500
I write too.
I don't hide the fact that I'm writing. I hide what I write. People I personally know and can critic my work are exceptions.
I want to purchase this Puzzle. Can anyone help me find it anywhere?
I found it in literally 5 seconds of googling.
there are kids starving in Africa
>>17546494
Imagine burning to death in your apartment because you can't unlock your door.
How can you tell if you're too soft as a person
If you react too much
>>17546439
If you cant bench/squat/deadlift 1 plate on each side then you're soft.
/thread
>>17546447
I dunno son, I think most people could bench/squat/deadlift the smallest plates and then be like 'Oh, I'm not soft!'