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>be me
>7.5/10
>single after 5.5 years
>I got 2 dates in the last 2 months
>we hangout and shit but I can't find the opportunity for a kiss
>the first one was at cinema she didn't give a sign and at the half of the movie I kept my hand at her arm but she didn't touch me a single time, so I tought that was a no.
>we don't talk anymore, it's okay, I didn't liked her very much too
>the second one
>this sunday, we met on Tinder like a month ago
>she asks to hangout with me and tells me to pick her up at her grandmother house
>I hate to drive and with a complete strange girl is worse, but I did it well
>we go to a pub, drink some beer and eat french fries
>after a long talk I say if she wants to go somewhere else
>she says okay
>that's my chance to get a kiss
>then she say it's 11PM and it's better to take her home
>I say okay and drove her home
>her father and cousin are at the front door
>she kiss my cheek say goodbye and that we talk later
>mfw second date no kiss
>she says sorry about that via message and I say thats okay

That's it, I can go on date with girls but I can't find the opportunity for the kiss, I'm not socially awkward I'm just shy, but I can talk to someone pretty well, the thing is I'm a beta and I can't go for the kiss. Did I fucked up? I just don't want to force a kiss, I want to have a nice talk and if I really see interest/opportunity for a kiss I go for it. Or is this scenario normal? I don't know because I've been in a relationship for 5.5 years.

So /adv/, help me, how do I kiss a girl in a date?
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i didn´t read your whole OP, but normaly, it takes a girl more than one date with a stranger to get to the point where a kiss is appropriate. you can try to kiss a drunk slut to seal the deal for a ons. but for something serious, that´s not cool.
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>>17564055

You are not committing a huge "mistake" here. It would be really weird of her to complain about this, and any girl that does is probably not worth your time.

Think you'll be able to do it in following dates, though?
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>>17564147

>any girl that does is probably not worth your time
Exactly what I think.

>Think you'll be able to do it in following dates, though?
Yes, if she wants another date then it'll probably happen.

so, im pretty sure theres a girl that likes me.
the thing is, if i dont know if its 100% sure she likes me i cant take it any further than some chit-chat, thats just how i work i dont like risk.

id like to know what some signs of a girl finding a man attractive are.
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>I'm pretty sure

how do YOU know this?. give some detailed examples.
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>thats just how i work i dont like risk

though shit mate
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Pretty certain she doesn't

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The three of us are 19/18, I have a 10 year friendship with him, and he is with her for 2 years. I KNOW It's wrong, I could lose my friendship with both of them, but I don't know what to do. Should I tell them? Or at least tell him? Should I tell any personal friend? No. Am I supposed to die with my thoughts and feelings?

Is there someone here who ever felt it? Relate it, tell us what happened in the end, give me some advices.
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Do you and her even talk at all? If not, it's not love, it's infatuation/lust.
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NOOOOOO BOIIIII

Do NOT tell him. Not a lot of friends stick around for a decade these days, don't piss all over that.

She is not worth it.
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>>17564019
Yes we do, everytime we go out with our group. I just love her political thoughts, taste on music etc. Never met a girl like her.

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so my friend pretty much was getting threatened at a phone store for trying to return his note7 without a box.

he started filming because the guy was ignoring all the company rules.
when the guy at the store saw him filming he threatened to "hack him".
at that point he was going to call the cops, because right after that threat he wanted his phone number to look up his account.
if he got his number he could have looked up his address, social, even some credit card info.
right after that it became worse.
vid related ->

https://youtu.be/mhgNoReirgg

he said he can't press any charges on the guy cause he was not attacked. is that true?
link to his vid. he didn't want to post this anywhere, but I think its wrong.

thanks in advance
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HAHA. This shit looks so interesting. Even if this bait the video looks funny.

If you're for real, your friend did get a bit stupid. Why would you film when this guy broke the company rules?. If you're going to film, then film him. All I saw was a pair of feet really.

Anyways. What you should have done was tried to look up some corporate number. And out of curiosity what "rules" was he ignoring?.

When exactly did the "threat" come?. After your friend started filming?.

If so was this guy acting professional BEFORE you started filming?.

Who tries to return a note7 without a box?. How did the initial conversation go before the filming took place?.

btw, the kid looks like an asshole, but I doubt you have a right to press charges. I could see getting him fired over that though.
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>>17564004
Bring it to the store manager. He'll be fired. Don't try and sue someone over something this minor. Keep it amicable and internal. The justice system well just tack on massive useless fees that will probably get you the same outcome plus community service or some stupid shit like that. Don't just jump to pursue legal recourse immediately on stuff like this, it's a reason our justice system is so bad off.
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i dont know all the details. he did film him when he was saying thqt they dont have to repect corporqte rules. he was sent to that store from t-mobile and the note 7 is a recall so he doesnt need the box

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How do you keep flirting with someone you're in a relationship with?
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>>17563915
What did you do before you got together?
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>>17563917
We talked a lot (mainly in search of things we havr in common), made eye contact, smiled, joked and made "accidential" bodycontact
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7 year relationship veteran here.

Oddly enough it does become a little weird to continue doing after a long time, but if you're in a relationship you can flirt in much more direct ways. So instead of the usual fare of implied attraction, you can just "go for it" . Just find your speed as don't act dumb

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I'm closing in on 30, about to face the world again. Can't really play in the conformists league when it comes to looks, interests and energy level. I need some socially acceptable mark to signal my distancing.

How do I match my mischievous inner youth with my nazi horse face? Should I play my sharp attributes and go synth/undercut? Longer roughly cut sides in front of the ears (fading backwards) with a normal tidy "mohawk"? I've heard long faces benefits from some framing on the sides for balance...

(Also: yes, I've not been living very healthy lately)
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Is that you op? You could pass for 20
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>>17563873
I tend to get ID'ed and later receives the "C'mon grow up" look... A clearer picture would show signs of bad sleeping, eating and smoking habits. It's the fucking hair I'm starting off with tho! Never really had a good haircut, the normal ones just doesn't fit me cuz I'm a snowflake!
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Get this, undercut will make you look like a stupid douche,

use STYLING POWDER
MATT wax is inferior
gel and wet wax out of question

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I've eaten, I've slept eight hours, I get plenty of exercise on a regular basis and I haven't had the energy to do much anything save for laying in bed all day.

Why the fuck am I this tired?
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i feel the same way a lot of the time i took apart my bed and sometimes ill put heavy cinderblocks on it so that it takes effort to be lazy also im usually on the phone in bed so if you take that away you might get bored and get up

is it emotional pain or something more serious like mono
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>>17563864
Just being drowsy. I'm like 50% sure that if I put my phone and laptop away I'd just lay here staring at a wall.
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Workout and in two weeks of excersize you will have insane energy

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Hey /adv/, poll time. What are you doing here?
Do you lurk? Do you shitpost? Do you genuinely try to help people? Are you a misery tourist? Do you like posting bait? How often have you asked for advice, if ever?

I usually try to give good advice. I occasionally get suckered in by bait but try to avoid it. I've asked for advice once every few months maybe; sometimes it's a real question and sometimes it's something that is not relevant to my life in particular but still a valid dilemma that someone I know is going through or maybe something I'm just curious about people's opinions on.
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I lurk a lot and some times I actually try to help. There are some days where I just come here to call someone a dip shit so I won't be a dick in real life. It sounds harsh when I say it, but fuck, people are really stupid here sometimes.
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>>17563852
Learning about myself
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
No but did a few times and it's not my thing
More than 5 times
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>>17563852
I'm only here to occasionally give career advice related to math or academia, which is like once in a blue moon.
From what I observe here, people who spend way too much time thinking about the opposite sex, usually find more problems than they should.

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Kind of long story but I desperately need advice.

I have tinder, however I mostly use it as a platform to just make new friends. I'm a straight dude but I set my interests to guys and girls just to maximize the amount of potential new friends. I have never really made any friends from Tinder however I do find it fun swiping left and right when I'm trying to kill time.

Anyway the other day I matched with this girl who was apparently less than a mile away. She's not objectively ugly or anything, however she doesn't really seem like my type and I'm not really attracted to her. I mostly just swiped right because we have a few similar interests in common.

So I added her on Snapchat and tried talking to her about some of these things we have in common and she really didn't seem interested. She just kept telling me I'm attractive and stuff. It quickly became apparent to me that she was only interested in me for my looks (which I don't even think are that good). I decided it was best to not talk to her too much, I'd reply to whatever she says to me but I'll never message her first, didn't wanna lead her on or anything.

Last night I went out with some friends and got pretty drunk. When we got back to my place I put a dumb video on my snapchat story of me screwing around in my underwear. This girl obviously saw this and immediately messaged me requesting to see my dick. Now I'm 19 but I am a virgin and I honestly have very little interest in sex, I had never sent many nudes before and the ones I have sent where to (female) friends who live in other countries and not really of a sexual nature either.

She keeps nagging me for dick picks and at this point my friends are asleep downstairs on the sofa. Not gonna lie all this attention was kind of turning me on. Plus she was already sending me nudes too. And so in a stupid drunk decision I decided to show her my dick and I ended up sending videos of myself jacking off and cumming too.

Will post the rest below + a TL;DR
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Part 2:

Anyway I immediately felt dirty and regretted sending her those snapchats, however she of course loved it and started talking about meeting up for sex soon. Remember I said I was a virgin and I really didn't want this to be my first time having sex so I declined.

So I woke up this morning still feeling kind of gross, when she messages me on snapchat again. It's just normal stuff at first, I told her I regretted sending her that stuff last night and that I wouldn't have done so if I where not drunk. But then she sends a picture of her crotch and asks what I'm wearing. I showed her just a T Shirt and jeans and she started asking me to take it off. She was begging to see my (frankly unimpressive) dick again and send me videos of her touching her pussy.

This time, being sober I refused to send her pictures but she just kept going on and on. She keeps messaging me about meeting up to fuck which I don't want. She constantly wants to see me jacking off and the worst part is she lives less than a mile away. She lives in the same small town as I do. I'm actually worried to leave the house at this point because I'm worried I'll see this sex crazed freak.

Look, I realize this must sound great for some people. Most virgins my age would just at the chance to fuck anyone. But I'm honestly not into that stuff and all this is making me very very uncomfortable. It's one thing to have girls on /soc/ rate me but this is actually a real life thing now and it's making me super anxious. I can't go to my friends about this they wouldn't understand and I don't want to have to explain it to my parents either. I need advice guys what do I do?

TL;DR: A girl from Tinder lives very very uncomfortably close to me and she wants to meet up to have sex. I'm not interested but she keeps persisting and I'm worried I'll see her if I leave my house. (I think she may live in the same neighborhood as me even)

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Just block her and cut contact. Any attention you give her, and I mean any, you could tell her to fuck off, will be motivation for her to keep trying to talk to you. Your best bet is to not give her that attention.
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>>17563883
I thought about doing this, it seems a bit harsh but it might be my only option soon. The only problem is that I might see her in real life. Remember she lives very close to me. Blocking her is basically like saying "fuck you" and it gives her a reason to hate me. Which I normally wouldn't care about but she had pictures of my dick and apparently also knows my sister, so I really don't want to upset her just because I don't want her doing anything crazy as "revenge".

Having said that the nude pictures where taken on Snapchat and it didn't say she screenshotted them so I doubt she still has them to send to anyone. Blocking her is probably my best bet then.

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To simplify this post.

Be me
16
Male
Australian
No work experience
Lack of motivation
Currently in high school, year 11
Doesn't look like i will do year 12 (i would like to, so i at least have a HS certificate)
Have an interview with parents and vice principal tomorrow morning, but nothing to say... "what do you plan on doing in the future" etc

Currently on TAFE website looking for pathways that seem feasible. Life Coaching/Counselling or Photography

Stressed and pressured on what to say, but more importantly what to do.

Please... If anyone seeing this has been in the same position, any guidance you can share?
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Don't know what state you are in but

>VCAL
>Find a job - even if its shit, at least its something to do
>TAFE
>Commit crimes and go to jail, don't have to do shit, you get fed and you have a roof over your head.
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>>17563766
SA

VCAL = N/A
Job = Trying at the moment (anywhere and everywhere)
TAFE = no idea where to start
Jail = No way! I'm sure some one might think of this as an option but no. not going down that road.
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>>17563786
If your high school has a careers office - go to it, they are usually real cool

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I'm worried about my vagina. It smells bad. I'm on birth control and so my boyfriend can just cum right in me, and after about three loads in me, I'm starting to smell bad.

What do?
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Clean yo shit girl damn
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>>17563677
Have you thought maybe you should wash your giney once in a while you fucking cum slut
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>>17563679
I know; I more meant HOW

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I'm having a party soon I've never kissed a girl. I'm thinking of drinking a bit and then when the night dies down a bit kissing a friend of mine.

I figure if she likes it, great. If she doesn't I can blame the alcohol.
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And?
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>>17563666
By "party" do you mean family get together? And by "girl" do you mean your mother?
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>>17563668
and I'm wondering if /adv/ has an opinion on this

>>17563669
No i will be my 21st birthday, and a friend

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My girlfriend of a couple years says, she's curious how sex is with different men and she feels bad for thinking this.

She was a virgin, when we started dating.

How should I react anons? I have the feeling, that it's not curiousity, but in fact denial, that is bothering her. Denial about the feeling she might have, that I'm not enough for her. That she wants to leave me, but does not have the courage to do so?
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>>17563624
It is over. Grab your stuff and flee before she makes you a cuckold. Try again with another virgin.
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>>17563629
Honestly, this. I was the virgin boyfriend in my case and when I started to get curious about how sex would be with other girls, it was because I didn't think I wanted to spend the rest of my life with this person.
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This is always a risk with virgins. What she wants is not necessarily better in a linear scale, just different.

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Is Brushing my teeth twice a day enough? I've had a few removing in my past, i have some decay spots on some, and im just paranoid about losing them.

they don't look anything like pic related of course
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As long as you're flossing and doing a good job when you brush, then yes.
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>>17563608
I haven't brushed in two years and I'm fine
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What you eat matters a lot more than how often brush. Don't think just because you brush and floss its okay to binge on candy, non-diet soda, or other sweets. Acidic foods and drinks can also really mess your teeth up too. If you drink a lot of soda and no milk you might have calcium problems too.

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Is it bad if my girlfriend looks kind of like me? A lot of people say we look alike. Almost like brother and sister. Pic unrelated.
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>>17563484
It's only natural that people pick the person who looks like them.
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nice, brother/sister stuff is hot as fuck
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>>17563488
yeah, man better keep it in the family

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