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Nice job dude. This world needs more people like you

>>17564632
>So I convinced him to do the right thing and break it off because
I wanted to fuck her. You punk ass turd.

>>17564632
you're a shit "friend" and your pussy, beta "friend" deserves better than a whore and an asshole in his life.

too bad for him, he's too much of a bitch to understand this and he'll probably end up killing himself once he finds out you fucked her.

>>17564576
Yeah

You should send me some bad dragon products

Yes but you're justified. You already know it bothers you but it shouldn't bother you. That's the first step to not letting it bother you.

>>17564576
Yes
Money is one aspect of a relationship, but if you don't have money AND you're insecure about it, then congrats you're fucking up on two fronts.
Not having as much money means you can provide endless emotional support while handcrafting cheap gifts for her.

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>>17564570
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

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Just be sure to not fuck up the gun.

realistically speaking the best way to prevent a burglary is to get a good lock and make sure to always use it, and to leave atleast one light on at night

for the most part getting a gun to protect yourself is really just a hero fantasy, since the responsible thing to do would be to keep it disassembled and locked up in a safe rather than sitting by your bed where it could be more easily stolen. But if it'll make you feel better then sure buy it.

The only thing to consider is price, guns as a hobby are unbelievably overpriced it's absolutely obscene.

>>17564541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY got you senpai

In written form

>>17564546
just for you my love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNdnVVHfseA

>>17564520
hedgehogs are not pets, slut

>>17564527
Theyre property, that cost me 200 dollars. Its still considered theft, which is what Im going with.

>>17564520
Sounds like a good court case, lady is bonkers. I'd get as much of her scheming written down as possible, like her contacting your friends. Get a restraining order.

Although if your bf isn't actively telling her to fuck off as well, then consider dumping him. It's clear that she cares more about having a son, rather than having him specifically.

>>17564502
>i have a knife

fucking kek.

if you're looking for crime then head down to your local, predominantly black area.

>>17564511
>talking shit about knives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBlHjT2r8Qw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_KJ1R2PCMM

>>17564502
Thats dumb. Instead of doing that help people with your time, abandon this superhero/vigilante fantasy. Ask to the suicide line if they need help. Or do become a volontary. Help homeless. Idk. Training is always good. It keeps your mind and body clean. Have you ever see a man get stabbed? I do. Is not like in the fucking movie. You need guts to do it. Is not like pulling a trigger. And is fuckin difficult to incapacitate somebody whitout killing him. Stab somebody fucks you up m8.

Shameful self bump

If this is one instance of not enjoying working in a team, then you're cool. If this is a pattern, then you're going to run into problems, since employers value interpersonal skills highly. But I don't know how to change how you feel, because I've never felt like that so extremely.

>>17564495
>Terrible ego
>Incompetent people around me

You can control only one of those two things, m8. Make sure you do YOUR part and that it has YOUR name on it, leave the rest to the others. Check up on their progresses regularly, help them with all the data/info they might need, politely remember them they are in a fucking group, but DON'T do their work.

Results may vary.

Because until you die, you actually have to live with yourself.

>>17564494
Why not self improve if you aren't dead yet
If you could die every second of the day and your already in your 20s you have literally a 99.99% chance of survival but every second passed thinking about the chance you die you could have spend broadening your world

>>17564494
you cant think like that..its too depressing

>>17564475
Have you tried not being a huge pussy?

Seriously, it she probably doesn't want a relationship with you and has moved on with her life. Pining after her is going to get you nowhere.

>Mutual friend doesn't tell me anything

She probably told them not to. Bugging your friends about her is just going to annoy your friends and cement the fact that you won't leave her alone.

Move on and stop bringing her up unless you want all of your friends to think you are an obsessive would be stalker.

>>17564518
This girl had a mental health issue. This isn't some girl just changing her mind.

And even if she doesn't want to date me, you don't tell your friends about a mental health issue and then disappear, leaving your friend to think the worst of what might happened!

>>17564531
It obviously never occured to you that the "mental health issue" was an excuse to leave.

I am going to say this as simply as I can.

If she wanted you to know anything about where or how she is, she would tell you.

>>17564433
Don't be an asshole.
If virginity matters to her, you should really tell her that you're not all that into her.
Wouldn't you hate if the love of your life was tricked into fucking some random asshole?

>>17564433
Virginity isn't important to everyone, but is extremely important to some people. What does she want? If she's cool with a fling with you, go for it. If she wants to lose her virginity to someone who's going to stick around, then no, you fucking asshole, don't do the exact opposite of that. Just talk to her about what her & your expectations are, and make a decision based on that.

The only time you take virginity is when you rape. She's gonna give it to you or another dude, the only thing you're asking really is

>should I get my dick wet
>or should the other guy get his dick wet

are u literally retarded

do we need to spell it out

>>17564432
It's a code phrase, most people get confused by that.

The proper way to answer is "I remembered to fucking avoid YOU, tho", then you fist-bump her 3 times in a row and finally you shake hands. Use your LEFT, everyone always messes that up, dammit.

>>17564340
>know that life is inherently meaning less so I've been trying to find something that can give purpose
What, no religion OP?

>>17564396
Wasn't raised religious, and just knowing general science I cant bring myself to be

>>17564441
Pity. Faith is a solid way to help one find purpose in life. It focuses things.

And how do you mean "talentless and uninspiring"?

I also find I have been getting hot and getting the shits lately. I think this is from anxiety. I find having cold showers makes feel better, but I can't just have showers all day, sadly.

What can I do to get people to start replying?

I always end up doing shit like this.

>have insane work ethic
>get burnt out
> be a fucking fag play video games and do shit all
>feel bad
> get productive again.

How can I find balance?????

Do you work out? I can study for 10 hours a day without any problem

>>17564321
try not being anorexic

>>17564326
Golly, why didn't I think of that? Thanks for the help anon.

>>17564334
No problem. I love helping.

>>17564314
firstly you're probably not bipolar. those "cycles" of happiness and sadness last years before switching.

a better solution to the problem is to find a new hobby to boost your own happiness and fulfillment and talk to the people who share it with you which is an easy way to start conversion.

the hobby should be something you have to leave the house to do. even if you like video games, go to a tournament and talk to real people

>>17564322
Yeah, I can't do that.
I live in a small town in Central Europe.
I can't relate to anyone in my age bracket,
(I have more """"mature"""" interests - i know it's a meme) and anyone that's older than 18 and still here is a dumbass.

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>>17564314
>>17564314
Dude looks like the handknife puppet from puppet master.

Join meetup dot com and find a group of people interested in the same shit as you. Maybe join a hiking group, a tabletop gaming group, or a religious/non-religious group.

I met this really cute hispanic girl in an atheist meetup I went to before. She even gave me a clear opening to ask her out when she asked "what is there to do after this. I hear there's a museum not far from here" but I was too chicken shit to ask her out. She was very cute, and actually the same religious viewpoint as me. You never find attractive people, who like you, AND are the same in religious preference. I regret it.

Anyway, you never know what can happen when you get out of the house and force yourself to socialize. Try it.