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>Order chair online
>Get's here but the arm rests end up being different
>Older model
>Contact support and they say they will send a new one and I ship old one back when it get's here
What would happen if I say fuck it and just keep both? They would probably try and bill me but I could always change my card or something.
(Not planning on doing it, asking this plainly out of curiosity because it seems easy enough to do)
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>>17565572
They'll send a pack of rape apes to your location to fuck your kids and wife
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Lol I saw raging fat alchemist when I first read it.
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>>17565577
Why are trips always fags?
>>17565581
Ok
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How does one get confidence? I have no real qualities: i don't do drugs and we could say i'm a "nice guy" but to most girls that just sounds like "being a boring doormat". On the other side, i have a good share of flaws: not particularly good at studying (this is my last year of high school, failed a year), manlet (5,8), not exactly athletic (skinnyfat with extremely little muscle), have some interest in music but don't know shit about sheets and i don't play any instrument (tried piano and guitar but i just suck). Slight interest in philosophy but still nothing serious (Nihilist, basically the bitch of philosophy). Often drop spaghetti, too rational and not strong enough on dangerous situations (always scared of fighting not because of pain since i'm a brown belt at karate but because of the legal consequences and stuff, i once broke a guy's leg and that caused me some trouble), not good looking at all.
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Bump i guess
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>>17565544
Confidence to do what?
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There are two ways to gain confidence with respect to any given thing. You can succeed at the thing, or you can fail but survive. Both methods, however, require going all the way through with an attempt at the thing, even though you are scared, and even though you have no confidence yet. That's just how it works. I'm sorry, but there's no other way.
In the case of being confident around women, it is the same. The only ways to gain confidence are to be told yes, or to survive being told no. Most men -even most Chads- build confidence through the second method.
Kind of a different thread, but how did you meet your current gf/bf? Just need a bit of reassurance is all. I know relationships don't just fall into your lap and you need to actually do something, but reading other people's stories just puts me at ease.
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I met him through a mutual friend. We all hung out with his friends and honestly I hadn't even noticed he liked me until one time we got drunk at his place and made out.
I then proceeded to throw up on him and I didn't remember what had happened the morning after. It's the only time I've ever done something like that.
We've been together for 4 years.
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>>17565541
I've got two for you mate.
First girl, believe it or not, I actually met on Xbox Live, Call of Duty 4 of all games. Had to fight through 2 of my mates chatting her up as well over chat but I eventually got her number and we started texting. We instantly clicked.
After a few months of texting and calling, we started to flirt and send pics to each other, and in this time we 'joked' about visiting each other.
Couple more months went by, and the joke became reality, travelled across my country to see her and since that moment I had the best 2 years of my life.
Relationships can "fall into your lap." It's just a fucking one in a million chance.
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we met through work, but we actually worked together a while before we started talking/dating. he started a few months after i did, but i had been dating someone else up until october 2015. during the spring we had a few shifts together, and out of interest i started texting him and we just happened to hit it off. little did i know we had so much in common, and we get along so well too! love is out there for you OP, it's just never in the place you expect it.
So, there's this guy that I've been friends with for four years or so. As long as I've known him, he's been a pussy bitch(1), but I used to put up with it. Now, he's just being ridiculous, though. He stopped talking to one of my friends and me because we lost in a video game. He has also been talking to my ex recently, and everything he's doing pisses me off. I want to beat him up, and I know I could, but I can't really explain or give a good reason as to why I want to beat him up. Should I do it, or should I not act based on feelings like that?
(1) One time, we were debating gun control, and he broke down crying because he didn't want anyone to get hurt. Another time, I asked him if he would join me in a nationalist revolution against my country's government, and he sobbed for ten minutes because he didn't want anything bad to happen to me. According to a couple of our mutual friends, that was the point at which he stopped considering us best friends (but, of course, he acted like nothing had changed because he's a coward).
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And, of course, that nationalist revolution stuff was fucking stupid, but the point is that he's a crybaby.
A lot of people would be upset with me if I did it, but I don't care about the consequences all that much. All that matters is that I feel justified in doing it.
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>>17565519
Fuck off Nazi, no one likes you
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>>17565519
he sounds autistic. Don't play kick the autistic.
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Any advice on finding a wife?
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>>17565506
go talk to the ugliest girls you can find. late thirties, fat, and dont try. just flirt and be really up front about ur intentions.
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Just bee yourself :v)
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>>17565506
You sould probably start with your girlfriend
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How do i make my girlfriend let me finish in her mouth? We tried it once but she hated the taste of my cum and said she would never do it again... this kinda made me sad because finishing in her mouth is one of my biggest fetish... Ive asked her to let me finish again but she doesnt want to. Once, she told me that if i try it (ie. Drink half of it) then she will drink it... she said she wants me to experience what she experiences. This kinda pissed me off because i dont get what is the point of me trying it...
Any advice?
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>>17565462
Get a girlfriend that likes swallowing.
Having someone blast warm semen in her mouth is something she doesn't enjoy and I'm sure if you found it to be terrible and gross you wouldn't be so excited to do it yourself.
Stop thinking with your dick and think about it from her perspective.
She doesn't like it. Either leave it alone or if its THAT important to you find someone who you're more sexually compatible with. Thats it.
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>>17565487
I guess... this whole "swallowing" thing is the only bit where our views differ... we are compatible in every other category... im pretty sure i can sacrifice this one thing...i just wanted to see if there was a way around it first..
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>>17565496
Imagine she really wanted to stick a vegetable or something up your ass so you agreed and it was horrible.
How willing would you be to let her do that to you again to satisfy her fetish?
See where she's coming from? It sucks but not all of our girlfriends can be swiss army fuck machines that deepthroat, do anal and love to swallow cum. Thats just porn man, real girls aren't like that.
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I never had much of a social life in elementary through high school. My parents sheltered me a lot. I talked to a lot of people and hung out during school hours every day but after school I would always be at home playing video games. Parents wouldn't let me go out past 8:30 all through high school. I hung out after school a few times. Like less than 20 all through high school
I always told myself I'll come out of my shell in college, I'll move out and I'll be able to make freinds and go out and meet girls all I want since I have no parents to make me stay home and watch siblings and shit. I recently decided to get fit and have been making great progress so far and started dressing better to prepare for an actual social life. I have grades good enough for in state schools and wanted to go to Rowan and dorm. But now my father is making me commute to Montclair and won't let me dorm. Hes gonna make me live at home. I honestly don't think I can do it. The loneliness is unbearable at times and thinking about all the kids my age who are out on their own partying and making great memories while I stay home and babysit my 5 year old sister is devastating. I barely remember high school because all I did was stay home and do nothing. I hate my situation right now. Everytime I ask my dad why he tells me college is for studying only and when I explain to him that I want a social he life he tells me thats irresponsible and that's why I can't go. What should I do??
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Ask him if it isn't even more irresponsible to not go to the best college you can go to just so you can live at home.
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>>17565437
He thinks Rowan and Montclair are on the same level
I think Rowan is a little better but he thinks it's shit for some reason
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Tell him that you'll never be able to get a job if you don't get a chance to work on your social skills.
This might be a bad idea, but you could also try telling him that you'd rather go straight into the work force than go to Montclair? (If he calls the bluff, then the social life part might be fixed in a way, but you've got a new, possibly bigger problem)
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I'm going to try talking to this girl I like this week. I don't really know her at all, just that she's in one of my classes and around my age.
How does an aspie like me not fuck this up?
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Pls guys
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Post pic and I'll tell you if you stand a chance.
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This isn't rocket science son. Just walk up to that pretty young girl. Tell her name and that you would like to date her
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>dating a woman with kid(s)
So I'm an oldfag, like not an old old fag but at a point where most women in my dating pool have kids from previous marriages or what have you.
So I've been seeing this woman for a few month who has a kid, the dad is kinda in the picture, he's not a total dead beat but he's close. I really like my independence and if things get really serious I'm just worried that I have to deal with baby daddy issues of him being a dick about visitation rights etc etc.
I know the way of thinking is that if you truely love the other person this shouldn't matter but it kinda does. what's your take /adv/? Should I man up and bite the bullet and move forward or should I keep my distance?
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How old are you? I doubt your dating pool is as old as you think it is.
Personally, I'd rather be alone than take over for another father, so my advice on that wouldn't be helpful.
Don't call it manning up.
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actually i wanna ask ur advice. i live with my mom. guy across the hall in our building is about her age. sometimes i run into him and the skatepark and hang out a bit, hes cool. i asked him to buy some liqur for me and my friends. he said whatll you do for me i said i can give you money. he said i don't need money, but you might be able to help me out with something else. i said what and he said he wasn't sure and i should think about it.
im confused don't know what he means does he want to go out with my mom??
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>>17565419
I'm 31, like I meet women with no kids it just seems that a majority that I meet have a kid. This has become a factor recently.
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Looking for some advice here. Gonna try and break it down as simply as possible.
>Meet girl, instantly hit it off
>Get really close, really quickly
>Takes my virginity (she's really cool about it)
>Things going well
>Decide to move in together
>Things get bad
>She's stressed out by uni and abuse from a previous relationship
>I'm beginning to get stressed out too + start a new job
>We split for a bit but get back together pretty quickly
>Eventually have a major split after a holiday (she drops me)
>Year passes, talk on and off (very civil, support eachother)
>Mixed messages, can't decide if I want to get back with her
>Meditate on the situation
>We go silent for two months
>Decide I want her in my life
>Contact her
>I find out she's with a new guy
>Feel crushed
>Tell her I want to be with her
>She tells me "She can't give me what I deserve", wants me to be happy
>Have a great conversation regardless, still feel a spark
>Ask her if she's happy
>Says yes
>Wish her the best and try to stay friends
That's the story so far. The issue is I still have a burning desire to be with her and I honestly feel like there's a chance (however slim) that she'll requite. Is it worth pursuing this? Do you think she'll feel ambushed if I invite her out as a friend and then confront her with my feelings in person? The new guy seems like a total creep and objectively I reckon they'll split eventually, is it worth waiting for that moment? I already feel like I've squandered opportunities to patch this up.
nb: she's dissociative, can't count on her to make a single move. I genuinely value this girl.
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Stay in her life but you should let the two continue. If things don't work for them then you can swoop in. If they do work then move on to find an even better woman.
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You need to find someone new by any means necessary. Join a dating website please, just go for it.
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>>17565382
This was the course of action I was originally set on. I don't want to wait though. I feel like I need to approach this head on, and face total rejection, (if need be) to move on. I feel like waiting things out for too long got me into this situation.
Part of me is also telling me to take whats mine. It makes me feel like an asshole but the feeling is unshakable. I genuinely believe we had something good that succumbed to shitty circumstances and deserves another chance, for both of our sakes.
>>17565415
Already tried. Couldn't stand the idea of unloading unresolved issues onto another person.
Why am I not losing weight? I eat two average size meals a day, don't stuff myself until I'm full, only very occasionally get pleasure food like burgers, run/go to the gym every other day, and don't eat snacks or junk food. And yet my neck and belly still have too much excess fat, and I look like I have a double chin.
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>>17565322
Because the human body will fight tooth and nail to keep fat, and will immediately store more if you lose any.
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Do you actually count your calories or just guestimate the whole time?
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>>17565322
Calories in calories out. Its math. Why are you lying on the internet?
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Hey guys,
Where can I buy Valium online? I don't want to get completely ripped off. Looking to spend £30.00 if that's at all viable.
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You shouldn't, go get addicted to something worth your time. Benzo dependency is fucking terrible.
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>>17565311
Do you honestly think someone will say, "Here you go!"....
1. Do research on Dark/Deep web market places.
2. Get bitcoins.
3. Get a deliverable address that's not traceable to you.
4. Order your product and hope to god the police are not tracking your package.
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>>17565316
Yeah I was hoping to bypass number one by getting some suggestions of websites on this thread.
How do I stop feeling bitter about things I can't change?
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I just hate being a girl and there's no way not to resent that.
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>>17565359
accept it lol thats it. read the serenity prayer for reference
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>>17565369
I'm afraid I'm not familiar with it, not being religious.
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BROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to get my ex girlfriend back.....
Should I show up to her work (she works at a grocery store) and do this:
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surprise kiss her while handing her a gift that I've been saving up to give her? It's $2,000 that I've owed her. She never mentioned anything about it, but it'll truly show her that I've changed
Is this literally the best way to get my ex back?
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>>17565292
OP here
Yeah bros, I think I'm going to try to do it. If I can't surprise her, I'll still walk up and give it to her.
She said that she needs space and she'll talk to me when she's ready...But hell, I have to give this to her, and like I said she'll talk to me when she's ready so I can't really ask if her if I can meet up with her or anything
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>>17565307
Report back to us afterwards
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>>17565307
give her space like she asked for you to do
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I've been wrestling depression for a while now, and it's not something I'm used to. I've just got into my early 20s and all my life is these days is just:
Work. School. Work. School. Work. School. Work. School.
And I fucking hate it. I can't tell if it's cuz I'm too autistic for responsibility or adulthood or I'm being a lazy pussy but I just can't handle it.
It feels like all my life is relegated to being a mindless drone for other people. I don't personally exist anymore, I'm simply just a tool that exists to get better overtime.
It feels like the personal time I spend is being more and more meaningless as it gets drowned by these things.
I'm happy with my life outside of that, my family and friends are great, I live in a nice home, and hell technically my situation is supposed to be good. Going to school for a CS Bachelor's and a full time 40 hour a week job that pays $13 to start? That sounds great!
But no, I want my time back, I want meaning back, I want motivation and reason. These things are things I'm not finding right now. I'm so miserable that I just recently failed college. Learned CS Bachelor degrees are useless and my school had way too many courses not involved with the specific department I signed up for and instead made me dabble in everything. Very few classes in my department far and few between. I didn't want to put up with everything else.
And my job is awful, I'm pretty sure I learned quickly that maybe I'm socially inept cuz I despise talking to these people about their technical problems. I get headaches just keeping this facade of being mindlessly kind to these spiteful entitled people. I have to force myself to think blank in order to make the day less agonizing.
Is there something wrong with me? Shouldn't I just face adulthood? I hate this so much I've had suicidal thoughts these past 2-3 years than I have my entire life.
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>>17565288
>fell for the CS meme
kek
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>>17565297
Yea it's my fault for not researching for shit. Literally threw myself at a college just 2 months after high school with no thought.
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>>17565301
just learn how to do networking shit or server management to at least get useful experience