I want to dumpster dive an Apple Store and see what they throw out. I was inspired by YouTube vids on people dumpster diving. Now if I can find items such as older iPhones or iPads and accessories such as lightning cables and headphones in their original packaging and sell this shit on eBay would this be theft? This Apple Store is at the mall and 2 of my friends work mall security and they said they would look the other way and give me copy of key to their dumpster if I hooked them up with some of the loot.
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the fact that you have to get your buddy to "look the other way" and the fact the dumpster is locked means you're doing something illegal yes. Idk if it would be considered theft, but probably since walmart once charged someone with theft for taking an empty can from their parking lot to recycle it for 5 cents, But at the very least you will be trespassing.
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I'm pretty sure Apple wouldn't just throw out shit like that.
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>I'm pretty sure Apple wouldn't just throw out shit like that.
Yeah i doubt they throw out any viable computer or phone components.
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Yo /adv/,
Got out of a long term relationship a little bit back, and acknowledge that I was dependent on my former s/o for happiness. We still hang out and I am finding happiness on my own for the first time in a long time. On the other hand though I still miss having that connection with her. I am still super close with her and she still tells me stuff I feel she wouldnt tell to other people. Brought up us having sex outside of a relationship today and she said she wouldnt be into it. I'm rambling now but tl;dr is there any way for me to partially move on while still spending a lot of time with her or do I need to cut contact? I can't let myself rule out us being together again it just doesnt seem like something I can hold onto while maintaining my friendship with her from an emotional health point of view. I'd love to hear anyone's true opinions on this.
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OP here, I realize that it sounds like I broke up with her but it was vice versa just to clarify
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>>17563105
Jack off and then talk about how you feel.
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>>17563124
Done. I still want it to work out. I understand that it might not but part of me still can't let go (other than my dick)
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hey guys, recently i helped a guy do an exam. i had a fake id with my face on it and i went in and did it and signed for him. his ID had just expired so we changed the expiry date a few months ahead
they are withholding his results and asking him to send in his ID and signature to confirm identity.
i dont understand why because they already have his info on file in the university's database. if they had evidence of me doing the exam like from CCTV then they would just bust him already. im not understanding the strategy they have.
all i can think is that somehow they screened all IDs used in that exam and it flagged that his expired but it was used for the exam. im not sure if we should send a scan of the fake one with my image on it or his real one. the signatures are super similar.
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You sign the signature if you signed for the exam and he sends his new ID, if they ask tell them yeah he got it a little late but that shouldn't really matter. Do they actually scan your ID when you turn in the test or does some dude just look at it?
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>>17563101
Send the real one. Unless you're at the top school then what >>17563107 said will be true and they'll have just had an old man eyeball the card, write down the student ID and look at you. Unless you're as pale as the mofo in that picture and he's black as night, the old guy won't be able to remember one face amongst thousands.
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>>17563152
yea it was just some old woman, not a teacher or tutor, who eyeballed it and checked the names matched on the card and what i put on the paper.
we look similar as well. i dont understand why they are askng for his ID which should be in the university database. i just said send in the real one.
if they had real evidence they wouldnt even be talking to him, straight to expulsion i would guess. thanks for the feedback
Is it possible for me to have done serious damage to my calf just from a cramp? Yesterday morning I woke up with the worst charleyhorse ever - about three by three inches of my leg were undulating like a quarter inch deep... The pain was fucking insane, I was in tears.
Today, it hurts like absolute hell and is hard to walk on, like I ran a marathon. I really don't want to go to the doctor... Can a cramp cause serious damage?
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Most worrisome is that it's a blood clot. Are you sedentary? Do you have any clotting diseases? Are you on birth control?
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mdfag here, i gotta take a shit but ill be back to offer help in a little bit
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>>17563093
Pretty much a healthy dude, all things considered. I've been going pretty hard lately in terms of partying, but no clotting diseases in my history, and I get up and move a decent amount.
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>Dating girl for two years.
>She is really sweet and fun to be around
>Doesnt like talking about people she knew in the past
>Find it weird but dismiss it and say she can talk about it when shes ready
>Refuses to go to college reunion
>Some guy in charge of the reunion contacts me and ask me if I can reach out to her
>Tell him that she isnt really interested in attending
>He says he can understand why
>Tells me that I should inform her that X is in town looking for her
>I tell her about the conversation and she turns pale but doesnt want to talk about it
>X messages me saying hes trying reach my gf.
>tell him his best bet is just to facebook message him
>He says that shes blocked most people but to tell her to contact him in a somewhat threatening manner
>tell him to fuck off but curious as fuck who this guy is.
>2 hours before gf gets home so I start digging through this guys profile
>End up going back 4 years on his twitter (stalker tier I know but hes not too active so was really fast)
>Turns out he was part of her "support group" for when she was receiving a lot of hate in college
>Hes recently been working on a documentary about "slut shaming"
>Become highly suspicious when putting facts together
Holy shit I havent said anything to my gf yet because this is a shit storm waiting to happen and Im not even prepared for the possible fallout. What do you guys think are the chances that Im overreacting and he simply wants to talk to an old college friend. I really cant image my gf being a slut but I could be blind because of how I feel for her.
How should I approach her on this. I know I was happy giving her as much time as she wanted before she talked about her past, but every time I consider not confronting her about this I just imagine someone calling me a cuck and laughing at me.
What the fuck do I do.
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I should clarify when I say working on a documentary. I dont know if he is currently working on a doc of that particular topic. I just know hes working on a doc and has done a decent amount of docs about feminism. Particularly how sexuality in the western world has evolved.
The assumption about me slut shaming is proabably just me panicking as its been a year since he released the documentary about that topic. I doubt hed do the same topic again and Im probably over thinking it.
Considering not even saying anything now because I dont want to go in with bad assumptions. Typing out my fears is helping my see the inconsistency in them
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>>17562964
If she was a slut then and not now, I don't see the issue. From what you've told us, he could just as easily have raped her, gotten her slut shamed, and now is making the doc for cover. What exactly did he say in the message to you? Because sending a threatening message to the boyfriend doesn't sound trustworthy at all.
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>>17563049
>she was a slut then and not now, I don't see the issue
I disagree here but for the rest of your post. I dont know what their relationship was. I doubt it was something like rape though. Huge skeleton in the closet for the topic of his docs. His threats basically came off as it would be worse for her if she didnt take the opportunity.
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How to deal with stubborn paranoia?
I'm always suspicious of everything and I can hardly trust anything or anyone and I can't shake it no matter what. It's been eating me for years.
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Been there, im not out of it completely tho
But what i did to improve was: talk to someone who understand it, get rid of people that make you feel bad, open up to new people, forget personal issues in the past, this can clean you up especially the people issue
So paranoia in a low level is good so you dont get overthrown often, you have to control it
But anyways, could you be more detailed about it? What triggers the paranoia?
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Well it's mostly with relationships and feelings toward positivity.
Whenever someone compliments me or laughs at my jokes I get very suspicious and start getting insecure. I get feelings like I'm that kid that the guidance counselor makes other kids become friends with
I'm also paranoid about talking to professionals or older people. I always get suspicious when they give me advice on anything. I always feel like they're trying to control me in some way.
Positivity, I think it comes from my pessimistic nature and events that happened in my life.
Sorry for the shit explanations I never asked anyone for help like this
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>>17563020
Dont you worry, i understand you.
So whenever you get paranoid about jokes or laughs just say to yourself that it's not about you, it will be hard at the beginning but you have to do it, but here goes my tip: sometimes they really are making fun of you, but with experience you gonna know when to confront and when not to you know? if you feel like they are making fun of you go and ask, if you feel mad express it ( this part was hard for me but i could handle it )
>I always feel like they're trying to control me in some way.
Say no more, i feel like that too, some aren't trying to control you and some are, you have to investigate what is really going on, you see them as an authority figure i guess ( im not a psychologistfag sorry if it feels that way ), so with some you can just put limits between you and them if you didn't ask for advice, dont be rude because of consequences.
The positivity stuff is relative, i am positive in positive environment e.g people telling harmless jokes, and im negative in negative environment e.g people being quiet and acting suspicious, so you have to find good places to be and good people to be with
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How can i stop being so bitter towards women?
I don't want to hate women, i really, really don't. But i do. I get rejected in the same fashion every. Single. Time. They always stop talking to me after the first date and nothing else. I mean, if one told me "hey sorry, but i'm just not interested", it would be a nice change of pace. I'd respect that. But no, its either they block me out completely or suddenly become as responsive as a robot.
And it pisses me the fuck off. Especially the realization that the girl i wish would text me back is probably all giddy with a Chad, blowing up his phone while not giving a shit about me, and the Chad probably wishes she would shut the fuck up and stop bothering him.
"Don't focus on women, work on yourself" is probably the worst, most cliched advice i could get. Because i do that. Yes, i take long breaks from pursuing girls to invest time in myself, and that's always nice.
But then when i go back to dating, feeling more confident and over whichever chick rejected me last time, the next one just does the same thing.
It's as if these women serve as a reminder for me to stay in my place, that i'm not cut out for it, and that i should start coming to grips with being alone forever.
I'm not entitled like many here, i don't feel like i deserve a women for being a good guy. But jesus, it'd be nice if one either gave me the time of day past the first date, or just fucking told me she's not interested. The ignoring is what really gets to me. Especially when they do shit like view my snapchat stories an hour after i texted them, but don't reply to the text. I find that extremely disrespectful.
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get a fleshlight instead. vagina is pretty awesome but women just arent worth the effort
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>>17562937
You should focus on having female friends rather than female sexual partners; if you can't get female friends there's a problem with your personality; if the problem lies elsewhere your newfound female friend will help you find out what's wrong.
Females make the best wingmen.
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>>17562944
I have one and it never gave me much satisfaction. I'd rather have sex with a real woman.
My gf is depressed because her friend recently passed away, how can I cheer her up/make her worry less?
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By fucking letting her grieve properly wtf?
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JUST
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>>17562939
Yeah, you can't do shit, son. Let her deal with it herself and just be there for her when she needs it.
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I was looking for employment advice. I am seeking for a higher, more reliable income.
What I have:
> AAS Degree (associates)
> Pursing accounting (Mon-Friday 6am-4pm)
> Valet 15hours/week X $10/Hour = $150
> Rest of the time is spent studying
The Problem
> My weekly expenditures are $260
Those are all mandatory expenses, I can not lessen these.
As you see, with my situation, I need a higher income and more hours. I do have an associates degree, and also pursuing Accounting. Please make suggestions on what I can do with my associates, where can I go?
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>>17562911
>Those are all mandatory expenses, I can not lessen these.
What are they?
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>>17562911
how do you not get tips as a valet? that should make up the extra 130 you're missing.
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>>17562911
OP here,
Forgot to mention, Valet is my job, and my income is $150 from that job. However, I have not gotten a paycheck in 2 weeks, and that is not acceptable.
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There's something I'm having an issue with in regards to my relationship with my girlfriend. The specifics of what the issue is are not as important as what I should do about them.
Basically the problem is that these things that historically for me have been immediate deal-breakers didn't bother me up until a couple weeks ago. I've been with my girlfriend for 7 months. She is the only person I have ever met in my 33 years that I was able to date for any length of time who exhibited said deal breakers.
I had a very graphic dream that involved her, the deal breakers, another man, her saying " I don't need you anymore I have a real man now", and they both proceeded to stab me to death
For the first time in my life however, something that I have hated and despised for more than half my life I am open to changing how I feel about. It's become a major internal conflict for me. I've never had an internal conflict before. At least not in regards anything of importance. I'm seriously questioning my own existence and outlook on things. I love her more than I ever imagined I could love anything. That being said, the powerful negative emotions and feelings I have towards the deal breakers are causing me great Stress and Anxiety. As a matter of fact it's starting to become debilitating. I just don't know what I should do. I don't want my emotions to ruin something that my logic can plainly see as the best thing that ever happened to me
Please help
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The absolute ethical weight of the deal breakers would be a very important factor in any advice we could give you. Without knowing them, it's hard to say whether we should side with your emotions or your logic.
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This really isn't the sort of thing we can answer without specifics.
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Well the only specifics I am comfortable giving are that the deal breakers are something that with any other woman I have been totally unable to become aroused because of.
She's the only person that I have been sexually attracted to while having the deal breakers. Like I said. They didn't bother me at first. But now they do. I don't know how they ever were something I was able to deal with. Let alone becoming an issue overnight. As if a light switch were flipped
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is there a way to become less lazy that isnt "just do it?"
"just do it" is not linear enough for me, its too hard
also what are the bad side effects of adderall? im going to google it after this post, but maybe some anecdotes would also help
im way to lazy to study, i dont know how to turn the thought "i will be a homeless shit if i dont study" into a feeling and action. is there no way to gain that wisdom other than to first experience the consequences?
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>>17562887
Studying is pretty much a waste. Learn the material the first time.
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>>17562887
Find something that you have interest and invest.
It will feel good, think about stuff you like, you never get bored doing them even if they're considered hard by some people.
But if you're talking about another level of laziness, start slow, do something here and there, take it easy.
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op here
>>17562892
is this a joke? studying includes learning the material the first time and reviewing. im too lazy to do either. reviewing is essential to retaining beyond a superficial level.
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im not intrested in anything like that. the second part helps, i need to slowly build up the habit and discipline
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My Boyfriend is depressed please help
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kick em in the testicals
then he'll just be mad not sad
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Everything that is happening wrong in his life is happening. I don't know what to do. I am afraid he might kill himself in the next few weeks when I'm not there.
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I don't know how to react. I don't want to tell someone because I think it will speed up the process and who would I tell who cares? All he has is me and I can't always be there because of work, school, etc. I am in shock right now I don't know what's right.
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My dad just told me I may never get married because I'm 27 and single.
I don't think I'm that old. Also, I'm male, so my window of marriage-ability is way longer.
Am I going to be alone when I'm elderly?
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>Am I going to be alone when I'm elderly?
If you think
>I'm male, so my window of marriage-ability is way longer.
Is true, then it's likely.
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>>17562864
No, he's thinking in the terms of yesterday. People get hitched and have kids later now.
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>>17562864
Are you trying to get married? If your are you'll be fine. If you aren't, then of course you will be alone. Nobody is going to go out of their way to marry you, guy.
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Hey, /adv/. I've never posted here before. Never even lurked here. But here's my shit.
I'm in my final year of my program in college. I only found out late last semester that really, you can't do anything with my diploma except continue on in school to become better qualified (which I don't have the money for) or work as an EA at an elementary school (which I don't want to do). I considered dropping out, but that would be an absolute waste of money, and my family would be extremely disappointed, so I've been forcing myself to push through.
I've had major depression and generalized/social anxiety since I was, god, 11? I'm on medication, but it isn't helping anymore, so obviously this makes everything feel a lot worse. Given my experience with counsellors in the past, I chose my college program because I wanted to make a difference for youth like me. I didn't want them to go through the bullshit I went through. But, I'm not smart enough to go through uni. And like I said, I can't really do much with my future diploma.
What should I do? Should I drop out, or graduate with a useless diploma? I guess it's worth saying, I work at Walmart.
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>>17562853
Push through, save up/take a loan to get a better qualification. Do a co-op in university to have a better chance of finding employment when you graduate. Try not to be too discouraged I feel the same way and am pushing myself through school. I recently started in a new really good uni and the work is piling up already in the second week. But I am pretty much bordering on alcoholism and can't stand people.
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>>17562869
Thank you for the reply! I should have mentioned this, but OSAP (my provinces loan program) has given me absolutely NOTHING. They gave me nothing this year because of my parents income, despite the fact that they signed papers stating they weren't going to help me.
So, I applied for a bank loan. And was denied, once again because of my parents, this time because of the loans they were still paying off. I needed a cosigner, and they weren't qualified to cosign for me.
So, yeah.
Don't worry, dude. I'm pretty much an alcoholic myself. Slamming back a few beers right now. I'm in my second week right now, too. Good luck at your uni, I'm sure you can do it.
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>>17562879
Are you at UBC? If so want to grab a beer on campus?
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Dream Girl Too Unrealistic?
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Okay Anons here is my ideal woman
>Pic related for looks.
>Athletic/fit, just don't be fat okay?
>Caring, fun loving, good hygiene/fashion sense, good moral compass, loves learning new things, has ambitions, enjoys family, honest, secretly affectionate etc.
Are my standards too high? I mean I'm too focused on work/school/fitness to be upset either way.
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You've added shit since you last made this thread
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>>17562800
OP is a fag.
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Is it just one Karen Fukuhara dude that posts these or is Karen Fukuhara some sort of /adv/ meme now?
Just seeing her pics posted all the time is starting to get me into her. Her eyes are qt as fuck