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>>17568509
I believe they call that theft, and there's a city level government organization for dealing with that...

They have one of those easy to remember phone numbers that is just three digits long...

>>17568514
You can't call 911 for under $1000 or something. Can the police even prove that he did it?

>>17568522
Lmao

Please tell me where that's a law

>>17568473

are you a qt3.14 boy? come live with me in my bed in la.

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>>17568473

1. Stay in University until you find a job. Ditch the clssses. Fast food places are the easiest. Just walk in and apply and they will hire you on the spot and tell you to come in the next day. I got hired with street clothes on and a bum neckbeard.

2. Apply for Welfare or Food stamps at your local DPSS. Food stamps you can use anywhere in the US. So if you do get kicked out you don't have to worry about food.

3. Get an apartment or look for a place to stay.

You should leave then. Get a job and work your way up. Your parents will be happy and so will you eventually. Get independence as soon as possible, then do what you want.

Fuck your dad, you don't have to care what he thinks. Just be polite and confident, then pack your bags.

Welcome to adulthood anon. Staying in school would probably help you though. Whatever, it's your life, don't let others take control of it, even your loved ones. He can't hate you forever.

>>17568425
Speeding ticket is not that big of a deal on your record, just pay it.

>>17568425
How about you not be a faggot and just own your mistake?

Also, where are you going that you need to do 40 over?
>Answers I will not judge you for: empty stretch of highway, you had someone dying in your car

Otherwise, get fucked in court

>>17568425
If it was already reduced then you might just have to pay it. You're right that the demerit is more important.
I got a ticket reduced to an improper equipment charge, no black mark and paid the lawyer a bit more than the ticket itself. Would have ended up paying more than that due to the insurance spike. That said my speed was not reduced, so you'll have a different situation.
Ask around, if you have a lawyer friend that helps too.

go for it OP

>>17568420
That's a plot for a tv-series

>>17568435
Is it? Whats it called? I wanna see what he does

Talk to your wife about losing weight. Seriously. It's perfectly OK to do this.

"I maintain a certain standard to stay attractive to you, and I would appreciate the same in return. I will always love you, blah blah" and so on. It's not rocket surgery.

Other people might tell you to beat off while thinking about people at work, but that's actually a bad idea. It's a slippery slope for thoughts to become feelings, feelings to become actions. Just beat off to strangers instead.

Source: Am normalfag who was in a committed monogamous relationship for 6 years.

You'll be fine.

how old are you guys

>>17568440
Thanks for the answer 6Yr anon. It's just hard for to look at this and not think I'm being really shallow about everything. I know sexually attractiveness is important to keep up though.

I will try what you're saying but I would love some more feedback just so I can get my head on straight.

>>17568447
We're both 27. Been married for 3 years but going out for 5.

if physical is important to you, break up with her

meh, same old story.

I feel you OP, if it helps. I got no advice for you, but I do feel you.

Find an escort? There's LITERALLY nothing wrong with it.
>moralfags will dispute

Try telling her what you like and try to get her to understand...that's all I could really think of for advice...hope it helps dude

Let me tell you from experience, most times it hurts for a girl

>>17568369
I do feel a little bad... I want to keep it cool with her but it's been so long I'm unsure how to approach calling/texting her again.. It'd be kinda awkward!

>>17568393
"Hey what have you been up to in the past week"

Texting games are stupid. One person brings something on themselves (like you not initiating) and all of a sudden you feel bad? She probably thinks you lost interest since you arean't asking anything and feels like shit.

seriously you have no idea what being a christian is
you just sound like a complete retard

t. grew up catholic and i still like the religion, even if i'm not a believer anymore

turn the other cheek you retarded bitch.
be meek you fucking crybaby or else you'll never inherent the earth

>>17568337
>Dis nigga probably believes Santa is real too

You know the difference between religion and mythology?
People got smart and ditched the old ones.

You're next.

>>17568309
just tell ehr what happened and see if she still wants to continue, if she doesnt then you guys are already broken up. and just make it up to her.

>>17568309
Do not tell her you cheated on her if you want anything to do with her ever again.

Once a cheater, always a cheater.

By being in an area where there are lots of white women, mainly.

>>17568265
I live in America, fammeu. I'm just quiet (not shy/socially awkward), so people think I'm cold, distant, and somewhat arrogant, which isn't the case at all. In fact, I'm really kind and goofy once people get to know me.

I also suffer from bitch face resting syndrome.

>>17568274
>I'm just quiet (not shy/socially awkward), so people think I'm cold, distant, and somewhat arrogant, which isn't the case at all.

Really you should be focusing on correcting this instead of looks for a pale skin.

depends on what you're into

museums or galleries
bowling, mini golf, or other sporty activity
getting coffee
festivals or public events
local live music
invite her over and cook dinner together

It depends on what you have available in your city and what interests you share. I don't know what exactly you understand by easy/cheap but it can be anything: going swimming, hiking, visiting a museum, paintball, minigolf, a concert, a coffee shop... list goes on.

>>17568260
coffee shop?
what do you mean?

>It depends on what you have available in your city
okay i guess i'll try to figure whats going on locally better, even though i'm a resident i dont really know whats "going on" if that makes sense.

>>17568256
>invite her over and cook dinner together
i actually really want to have her over. but i have no place to invite her too, i'm sort of homeless/sort of crashing on a friends couch.

I'd love if she invited me to her place though, but i have no idea how to get her to do that, and i dont want to ask

all the cheap stuff is really knowing what events go on around me, i need to figure out how to be in the know for that sort of thing.

after i hit 30 days nofap my brain felt like it got re-wired, no longer craved porn, started getting attracted to average/normal looking girls in real life, felt good.

i tried jerking off and it just felt silly and pointless. the orgasm is so short and afterwards i remember being dissatisfied and empty...

started having real sex recently and jerk off by myself is a huge turn off, pointless, the experience pales in comparison to actual sex (which is a full body work out, emotionally pleasing and psychologically satisfying)

>>17568247

is it possible that my weird ass fetishes will go away? Apparently it takes 90 days to reboot the brain. I want to stop fucking myself up since I view everyone as a sex object and relate a lot of things to sex.

>>17568232
NoFap is 100% pseudoscience made up by people with zero academical degrees. However, there is such a thing as arousal addiction, and that's where you game your brain's reward system by constantly seeking out new stimuli, which is what you're doing. So NoFap works for people who do that with porn, because they stop seeking out the stimuli. But that's got nothing to do with fapping itself. You could fap every day, but simply not seek out the stimuli, and achieve the same effect. If you ask me, NoFap is just a bit of mysticism that people need because "just stop looking at porn you jackass" doesn't sound big enough for them.

what is your basis for claiming it doesn't work?

>>17568233
Because I'm still ugly

>>17568241
then start saving up for plastic surgery, or accept that you're ugly. not really much else you can do.

I think that might be it, man.

Back in high school, I didn't have much luck with girls. Got /fit/ in my early 20s, got a huge charisma boost, and got a dozen girls at least. Few years later I get numb to the whole thing, and I don't even bother trying to pick up girls anymore (though I still talk to them to keep myself sharp). Eventually when I do have sex, it's bad. My heart just isn't in it, anymore.

I wish I knew what to tell you, lad. If it IS depression, try to focus on where it's coming from, and work on that. These things are usually a product of something else bothering you. Good luck m8, it's too late for me.

>>17568345
Not OP but what if some of the things that get you down cannot be fixed
Not saying I have depression but definitely making me feel low/insecure

It comes in waves for me. I'm currently in a bad month. I almost feel like crying when I have to get out of bed in the morning for no apparent reason, just because i fear the day. Talking to strangers, especially girls feels unnatural and I'd rather not talk at all.

But sometimes i have phases too in which I feel in control and enjoy what i'm doing. I've always had this, but probbly, as you get older, your schedule becomes filled and your brain can't handle having to be an adult for that long -yet- (hopefully)

What also was said, was that, when he closes his eyes, the touch of my body is the same as the touch of a body of those 'attractive ones', so it doesn't matter at all. Fuck this fucking earth

your boyfriend sounds like a complete autist
like seriously he sounds like the guys i read on /r9k/

here's the hard truth: you're probably not amazing looking.
here's the rest of the truth (and trust me this is the truth): you're not that ugly. like seriously you're probably not even ugly, just not pretty.

if i were you i'd dump that asshole for being a virgin shitter. seriously he should grow the fuck up

>>17568196
>>17568204

He may have believed to be in love with you when all that charmed him was affection he wasn't getting elsewhere.

At the end of the day, whether he went full beta and clinged to you so he could wet his dick or genuinely fooled himself because of young age/inexperience, he's still a piece of shit.

I vote for a break-up.