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Last time we did anything was about 4 days ago btw.

>>17588067
>She hates blowjobs and doesn't know any techniecs for risties. Nor do I.
oh come on.

>How can I make my penis more sensitive
are you cut?
if yes: you're fucked.
if not: tell her to work the balls too, and the frenulum (that triangle at the back of the dick between the glans/head and the shaft)

>She told me today that the top of her vagina, above the clit was very itchy, I thought it was because her hair was growing back but now I also know that when aroused, her opening hurts. Like a stinging sensation.
DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR
No, really, doctor.

Now I've realized I probably wrote those reply to a shitpost. Gnarf.

>>17588067
>Could I have caused her damage?
Extremely unlikely. Those things can stretch to accommodate a baby's head, and you are nowhere near THAT big.

shameless self bump?

>>17588064
give her the dick

>>17588559
That she gets regularly

>>17588046
Questions that you can record the answers for.
>Tell me about a time you recovered from everything going to shit
>Tell me about a time you went above and beyond in your job
>Tell me about a time you worked well in a team
>Tell me why you want to apply for this company/position
After those you can throw in a few role specific questions regarding experience etc.

If they struggle with the answers they probably aren't any good at thinking on their feet.

Source: I am a head hunter for various businesses.

Hiring Manager here, I can tell you that it definitely helps to review interview questions so when you ask the candidate, he gives you his best respnse as a result.

Even then, you need to take in account of the appearance of the candidate when selecting the best so for example when your swole , it gives us the thought of the stereotype that you are just a meathead.

In reality, aslong as you come out intellectual in the beginning of the interview and as you work your job, you will be noticed first before others for good work.

Good to also bring up on an interview is that earlier part in which when you are dedicated to something, you do it and make an example of your 'working out for better health'.

Hell, just dont flex infront of us because itll make me think of the meathead stereotype, which the 'better health' is needed.

There are also other things you can do besides being swole to help out in your career.

First, you have to have good hygiene, we dont want people who have unruly hair or musky beards.

Also, please cover your tattoos as much as possible with appropriate clothing, long sleeve dress shirts if possible.

Cant hurt to also practice good eating habits such as not eating in your work area and not looking like a slob to other coworkers.

Everyone, regardless of occupation, should also know not to pick their nose, its just nasty, drop it.

For people who are ottermode, please wear non-lose clothing and no vnecks, your not impressing any of us.

Read or watch videos on how to wear ties as well, its good to look really good for work.

And dont forget, we can tell between good dress shoes, and the ones you buy from your local kMart/walMart.

Most people cant do all this because they seem to be uneducated or dont bother batting an eye to look professional for their careers.

Even if everyone does this in your workplace, dont forget, you can always look better, but if you aren't Chad, then you really arent impressing anyone.

>>17588058
Thank you.

>>17588065
Yeah, basically what my boss is looking for is just someone with some brains that can do various projects. A multi-purpose helper. I follow what you are saying about appearance, I'm hoping for some professional looking women.

Search for another job
Quit it without giving a two week notice
Block the phones of everyone that worked there that might contact you
Go and get a psychologist

just embrace the fact that you're now gay
should get you at least a promotion at work desu

>>17587999
You were raped. Or at least if you were the girl in this situation society would call it rape.

Stop watching the matrix and stop doing whatever drugs you were doing sperg-lord.

>>17587985
I was pretty much expecting that sort of response, but I just thought, after thinking this for so long, is there anything to it, or am I just slowly descending into madness? Was there a particular moment where a switch was flicked? Is it me or is it them?

>>17587973
psychosis my man hit the doctors

She's your love but you're not hers. Ok.

M o v e o n

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>>17587944
>She's your love but you're not hers
I know, that's what breaks me
>M o v e o n
how? I'm losing control, been crying for hours

>>17587955
That's part of moving on man. Let it out. Once you're done crying start doing other stuff.

A gose is a style of beer m8 not a name

Op here. So no relation?

I figured out the number for the VP or pres maybe? But I got a machine so I left a business style message. Praying for a reply.

>>17587915
Why?

>>17587916
$35 a month until I move into a dorm next semester. It also means I don't have to be a burden on anybody in the meantime.

>>17587931
Sounds good. But can you really live there? How many things will you take there? Will you have enough space? Where will you pee? Will you have water? Electricity?

>>17587911
You get to watch your roommate and new love take a shit.

As a convicted felon whose been out for 5 years...it made me realize who my real friends and family were.


Other than that... Negative experience all around

OP here. When I said positives I meant not having to pay bills, having a roof above your head and a bed to sleep in.

Also, I use masturbation regularly as some sort of anger management system.
When I feel the rage building I just take some ecchi pic, go in the bathroom and come out like a zen monk.

The frequency to keep me calm is around once every three days or so.

>>17587909

You're probably angry because you're confused.
Find the red pill, find the answers to why the world is the way it is.

>>17587941
Bro, I'm a /pol/ack too and I know all that jazz, but that's not the trouble here.

>if anything it made me more angry

>>17587897
You're a horrible person.
You want your ex to get hurt physically just because she broke up with you?
Warn your ex and try to get your gf some kind of help.

>>17587902
Oh no, not just because she broke up with me. I've broken up with and been broken with before. It's the circumstances around it. She basically lied to me for the last year we were together, lied about ever cheating and was completely different person the day she broke up with me. Cold and heartless, not an ounce of sympathy after everything we went through for years. I honestly feel nothing but hate for her. Not normal hate, like real, calculated, pre meditated hatred.

Cut her out of both of your lives completely.
It happened, too bad, but at least it gave you the chance to get together without current gf, so that's nice, I guess.
There's nothing to gain for both you of by doing something harmful.

>>17587896
Apply the 2 day rule, meaning if you got no reply after 2 days just move on.

Keep texting her till she replies.

Start getting more abusiveness with each message.

If she tells you to leave her alone.

Threaten to run her down if she you see walking in the street.

>>17587898
Never heard of that rule before. I normally have no problem writing women off if they don't reply, but I actually dug this chick and I know we hit it off, so I feel like maybe I can redeem it somehow.

>>17587865
I'm asking this because realistically, not looking at the brightly colored feminists, how many typical women take this feminism to heart, or is it just a certain sub sect of people, that you can not worry about it, or is it infiltrating how women think generally?

>>17587869
The women that take the new wave feminism/SJW stuff to heart are a very vocal minority of women. Being as loud as they are, with relatively famous political figures backing their ideas, they are affecting change.

Most women are somewhere between "I don't give a shit" and "I agree with some ideas". The being said:

A very large minority, if not a majority, of women do feel like they are a class of human under men. They feel this way because of legitimate experiences where they were treated a certain way, usually not favorably, simply because they are a woman. These experiences range anywhere from family interactions where a male family member has privileges the girl never had, to systemic workplace sexism that exist in some industries/work centers.

The bottom line is that most women haven't bought SJW in full yet. Those that have are young and usually grow out of it a little when they get more life experience. Women, as a majority, however, feel they are legitimately second to men in some way.

Besides the aggressive use of commas, this should be copypasta'd every time a question like this comes up. Gold star little Billy.

>>17587855
Don't do it you stupid homo faggot. You'll ruin your friendship with your disgusting faggotry.

This is why straight men are "homophobic" and don't like to associate with gays. Nobody wants their "friend" to try and turn things sexual and corrupt everything with faggotry.

>>17587863
He's the one who's been making things sexual. I always did it as a joke, he's been making it real.

>>17587864
>trying to be an "ironic" faggot trying to project his gay fantasies as a joke
>h-haha I w-would like to suck your d-dick no homo just for laughs xD
>friend goes along with the joke
>try and fuck him because you trapped him into saying gay things to you
>OP was a massive faggot

If it comes to divorce, push-up Settle out of court as hard as you can. You'll attend mediation with a clerk and both parties will come up with a mutually beneficial plan that gets approved by a judge.

If you take it to court and let the judge make a ruling, you'll probably lose more.

What can I say except
>har har

You should never have married her in the first place. Now you're fucked. For good.

>>17587831
A more devious way of doing things is to, before you file for divorce, sell off or sign over all your important stuff to other people. For example, if you have a really nice car, you "sell" it to a trustworthy friend. After the divorce you "buy" it back. Make sure you use a real transaction, with some sort of proof of payment, so you can prove you no longer own the item(s) you're protecting.

A cheap way to do this is to establish a Trust, naming someone other than yourself as the sole beneficiary. Essentially, the Trust owns all of your important things, and another person has sole rights to use or dispose of those things. Then after the divorce you have that person name you as a beneficiary or end the trust. This method, however, is transparent as fuck and judges will know you did it purposefully to protect your assets.