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Fuck hurry

getting hit in the face? alcohol?

either way u just gotta man up. and b urself

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It's cheap whiskey

>>17590465

Improve yourself, meet girls, fall in love. You are bordering wizardom, losing your virginity with a chubby one, is pretty childish at this point.

well, if it helps, i'm 25, and though i'm bi and had drunk sex with a few women in college, before my current boyfriend (met a year ago), i'd only had traumatic barely-sex with a man on two occasions (like, excruciatingly painful, wasn't sober, can't say it went in). it has taken me months to be able to have partial penetration with my boyfriend without panic attacks. i still haven't quite had "real" sex with a man.

i'm weird as hell but somewhat attractive (thin, big boobs, etc) so people wouldn't normally peg me as someone who has barely had sex. i'm very happy with my boyfriend (who is 28) but would be extremely appreciative of him if he were a virgin. i think women like me exist, women who have sexual trauma, for whom sex is very painful, etc, who would appreciate dating a man who was sexually inexperienced.

it was hard for me to get to normal sex (still not there yet) with my boyfriend and it was awful to think of how he'd had sex with other women normally.

>>17590491
I'm working on improving myself more. Trust me. I'm not sure I want to be a wizard though. haha

>>17590493
I'm sorry about your traumatic sexual experiences. If you told me that before sex though, honestly, it would be a turnoff mentally to me. It's because I would be afraid I couldn't help you in anyway overcome those experiences. Sorry if that sounds weird. You do sound physically attractive and I hope everything works out between you and your boyfriend.

please tell the police

>>17590460
Tell them what?

He just bought food and supplies not fucking bomb material

Guys I'm fucking losing it and going into panic mode

I don't wanna even try to live my life now. Fucking any day the niggers could riot

I'm seriously considering just killing myself, the fucking race war and happening is coming, things won't be the same

Any hope or goals are gone now

Depends on the roommates, because they're usually gay or disgusting.

>>17590429
You are disgusting

Really, really worried. The real key to stopping yourself from cheating is avoiding situations where it's an option. She's removed all barriers besides her clothing and now all it'll take is a stray impulse.
This applies to men, too.

you will literally get cancer

enjoy carcinogens BPA and heavy metals leeching into your intestines for the rest of your life

reminder: plastic takes 2000 years to decompose

>>17590404

Nothing will probably happen.

Just be aware to discomfort or pain in your stomach/intestines. If something starts not feeling right down there, seek medical attention. Tell the doctor that you swallowed a piece of plastic fork.

it'll probably puncture your intestines and leak shit juice into your bloodstream and body cavity causing septic shock

losing your cognitive abilities?

how do you know? what are you noticing

>>17590365

Any dugs you are using(abusing)?

>>17590377

Sorry, didn't finish reading.

You sound like you are depressed.

>>17590357
Bring him aside and tell him to cut the shit.

>>17590362

This.

Tell him that it isn't funny and it needs to stop. With this at least you notify your position to him. If it continues, talk to HR or your boss.

>>17590357
plausible deniability* stupid auto correct

that sounds like you did something to her.

if you did, kill yourself. trash.

>>17590376
No I didn't. I just got a boner which I feel terrible about.

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wear a cup

>dont just hit on a woman

its no secret that women are the ones who are approached, and they make decisions on which men to keep in their lives. that being said, desperately drooling over each and every girl as if they are a potential love interest is silly.

give yourself more value by not letting a woman sway you on first impressions alone. before you ever begin to say anything remotely flirtatious, talk to the girl. see what she actually acts like when you interact with her. have a normal conversation. if there isnt anything special there beyond her looks, friendzone her. or simply stop talking to her. you do not need to hit on each and every girl that looks good enough to be your partner.

doing this gives you more value, and the psychological effects are great. in addition, women will take you more seriously. instead of being 1 of 500 men in new york who went straight for the kill, you took the time to get to know them. whether it goes anywhere or not, this approach also just gives you practice talking to girls in a casual context. its less pressure than trying to impress them.

>>17590326

>only ever use dating apps as a supplement to your real life dating.

dating apps are toxic. consider the following
>people use dating apps because they arent having much luck in real life
>they go to a dating app where they are introduced to an entire smorgasbord of men who want nothing more than to bang and/or date them
>after just one day they will have seen everyone in their area
>within one week they would have talked to everyone they are interested in

so anyone who has been using the app for more than a few weeks clearly has some sort of issue. likely, they are the female equivelent of what i discussed in my first post.

they want a 'bf' but because they have a very specific idea of what a bf is, they arent finding it anywhere. instead of seeing if they have real chemistry, they are simply walking down the aisle, trying to figure out what is the ONE thing at the groccery store they can buy, based solely on pictures and labels.

if a woman is on tinder for too long, they are losing their ability to feel chemistry.

you as a man can fall into a very similar pattern here, but with the added harshness of constant rejection.

it is an app made for people who want to date, yet no one seems to have success there for very long. that should tell you something.

>>17590330


>but anon, how do i use it as a supplement to an existing dating life if i dont have a dating life.

effort. lots and lots of effort. and also, doing what you like. going out is in no way restricted to bars and clubs, though if that is what you enjoy, by all means, go to bars and clubs.

the truest way to find chemistry is to experience your life in the most enjoyable way, and see how you match with the people who come into it. interacting with someone in a casual way shows you how you ACTUALLY get along, not how you hope to get along cuz you really want this to work cuz you need a gf.

so write down a list of all your hobbies, and find a way to externalize them. most people live at least near a city these days.

go to any and all hobby shops and ask about local events. gun shops might have hunting trips. or you can just go to a shooting range. comic book stores have game nights. or live commentary movie nights. if these shops do not host events, offer to host one through them, after all it will only lead to more money through them.

you can even go to a more casual store, lets say, a book store, and stand in your favorite aisle (lets say, horror). talk to everyone who comes by looking for a book. ask what book they are looking for. tell them what book you are looking at. try to spark a conversation abotu your favorite author. maybe take some suggestions. if you really hit it off, try to trade numbers.

its okay if it doesnt pan out. this isnt a scoring system. there is no man in a cloack in space making down on a cosmic chalkboard how many failed conversations you had. 99% of interaction is dumb. you are waiting for the 1% and enjoying talking about your favorite things with strangers until then.

>>17590313
Why would you even want friends who are female? Seriously, I'm the same way sister, and though I do have female friends, they are always talking drama and I've never had drama with my group of guy friends. Honestly, most women aren't very smart either. It's not sexist, they just tend to not be interested in being intellectual. I can't hold a good conversation about literature with women because they're so close minded about certain topics because they've been taught to interpret everything as oppression against women and rape. You're fine where you are OP.

>>17590313
Have guy friends you hang out with regularly? Ask them if they have any cool girls in their circle.

I can't honestly think of any place or thing to do that could improve your chances of finding someone. Good luck though

>>17590378
Also, you could try hitting up /soc/. I mean, the odds are still slim, but it doesn't hurt.

Isn't driving without insurance illegal? Also two years after it happened is sketchy as fuck, it might be able to benefit you.

>>17590352
I had my license suspended and what not afterwards. I was in a bad spot at the time. Had recently moved and I let my policy lapse briefly

>>17590352
In the court papers I was served with they talk about having a damaged back and other medical issues due to the two accidents with in a month. Don't even think the person ever saw a doctor or anything. Sure as he'll never called me or anything

>>17590289
One beer? Zero. You might get drunk a little faster than normal, but your bigger risks are the benzo and the atenolol. Alcohol and a CNS depressant like klonopin is going to significantly increase your risk of heart or breathing issues, alcohol and a beta blocker is going to drop your blood pressure significantly. Together you're going to have a bad time if you have more than a beer.

>>17590310
>Together you're going to have a bad time if you have more than a beer.
>One beer? Zero.

so which is it? one beer or zero?

>>17590310
oh, i see what youre saying, nvm.

could she just have forgotten? should i just send her another message? or is she just fucking with me?

>>17590249
btw im not unmatched or unfriended or anything. there was hardly a converstation. should i just talk to her about it on fb?

>>17590249
That's a weird situation dood, probably best to just move on though my interpersonal communication experience doesn't go much farther than study groups and jerking off alone in my room.

Employers don't care very much about your crappy minimum wage college jobs. If you feel really worried about it, tell them you worked for some local company for a few years and got laid off when it went out of business. If you want, you can give them one of your friends' phone numbers and tell them that he used to manage the place.

>>17590245
You're still young, include relevant work experience from earliest last year high school
Stuff like working at a fastfood restaurant you developed good skills dealing with customers as well as team work and professionalism, working a warehouse job you develop you learned organizational skills
You just need to make it sound like you developed skills from these positions

>>17590264
Well, I've never lied on my resume, and I always got in to an interview with a full transcript. Funnily enough, for every interview I've ever sat, I've never had to have a call back because I was always hired on the spot - and I guess they appreciate the transparency of my history.
^ The only problem with this is that I usually get laid off after 4-5 months for some BS reason, usually staff cut backs - which is understandable but makes my resume have lots of potholes in it.

Yeah, it was mostly the reference part I was worried about. I'll do that, I mean, it's really my only choice. Ty anon

girls like older guys because they see guys their age as immature

older guys like younger girls because they are easier to impress than girls their age

>>17590248
My gf dated a 28 year old guy when she was 19. Is that daddy issues?

I think it's usually the loser girls.
> omg he's got a house, car, and he's too lazy to leave me

Since the guys around them are as useless as they are, they think those things features are great.