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Guys, this is really upsetting me. I reply to a lot of threads on this board, could you help me out?

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One last bump of desperation. Seriously, guys.
More of my one year olds photographic art

>>17589758
Dammit OP I thought that image was some kind of cool fluid dynamics simulation, not just some random guy with a weird color filter on an unflattering photo of himself.

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>>17589699

Oh shit man, get some gloves and try to like pull it forward so it looks more like a crack than a hole

Eh yes and no. roosh and return of kings are good for their brash , unapologetic redpill truths about the nature of women and the decline of modern feminism. As for game, its a good starting point, but I would say learning more about psychology and neurolinguistic programming would benefit you more

>>17589662
Also, looks don't mean shit if you don't have anything backing it up. At least for a man. An ugly guy can sleep with a 10/10 if he knows what he's doing

>>17589675
>but I would say learning more about psychology and neurolinguistic programming would benefit you more

Have any links?

If you haven't already, you're better off posting this in >>>/soc/

iirc they occasionally even have a regular thread dedicated to this exact topic.

>22 years old
>KHV
>Decide to look on craigslist for something
>Find a post by a Christian girl my age looking to lose her virginity to another virgin
>Start talking, trade snapchats, trade numbers
>Eventually we decide to meet up, but save sex for our second meetup
>Drive to her place, knock on the door, she answers
>She's significantly shorter than I expected (5'2" at best) and is wearing boxers and a t-shirt
>She invites me in
>We're both super awkward, but she seems nice and we talk and get to know eachother a little bit
>She asks me "so you wanna go hang out in my room" to which I say sure
>We go into her room, lay on her bed, and start awkwardly kissing as I've never kissed anyone and she's only done it once
>Within 10 minutes her shirt is off, we're grinding all over eachother like animals, and deeply kissing
>I kiss down her body (probably pretty poorly, but she seemed to like it) and slip off her panties
>Start doing my best to finger her and eat her out
>She makes a couple movements and sounds that I assume me she's orgasmed and I come back up to kiss her again
>she rolls on top of me, pulls my underwear off and starts blowing me
>She seems to get bored after a while and then she gets on top of me and without putting my dick inside her starts grinding it with her pussy
>This goes on for probably 30-40 minutes with variations of me playing with her tits or making out thrown in
>Eventually I grab her hips and grind until I cum
>We get dressed, awkwardly kiss goodbye, and I leave
All in all, I'd say it was a decent experience and I'm glad it happened with someone like her, I really could have met some crazy people on their. My advice to you would just be to make sure you're careful and don't rush into it. I did, but I got lucky and she was telling the truth about being a virgin, or at least was clean and disease free.

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story time bois. tl;dr: had a good encounter, was only a little dumb but I came out lucky. took for fucking ever tho. almost two years ago

> 20, mexican kid with long hair and beard, 7/10 on a really good day
> at university, fall semester
> gf tells me that she has been cheating on me for a while
> ok, I respect them coming up to me and telling me the truth on their own. cool
> still fucking sucks. try to work out through it. find out (confirmed, now) that gf isn't that attracted to me sexually
> I fucking have it, especially because chicks were, for once, all over me when we first started dating and had opportunities to cheat while at uni without them knowing but I am a goodboy.cpp
> fuckyou.exe
> find random chick in w4m 30 mins away who wants to cheat on her husband when he is out for a day or two.
> 24-25, white, qt 3.14 red head. 8/10 easily. don't ask how, she had a thing for beards/long hair.
> second person I would ever have sex with, visibly nervous while playing some superhero fighting game
> "hey anon, if you beat me next round I'll take my clothes off ;)"
> I am bad under pressure
> fucking lose the match, gg. she laughs.
> she goes in for the kiss, we then fuck, watch breaking bad, cuddle, doze off and repeat until like 6 am when she has to leave for work.

> highlights:
> got to cum in her ass
> surprised with lingerie
> good cuddles
> sexy af
> was not robbed or stabbed, was pleasant person

suburban areas suck to find responses, metro areas good. as a dude you have to be attentive and make sure you dont waste time on spam bots, flakes, etc. it WILL take time. I don't recommend putting up posts unless you are attractive. don't come in with boring lines when responding, and there will always be flakes.

To be fair we haven't even been talking long or even about things outside of shooting the shit. So I could see how it wouldn't b a big deal on her end. I just feel like a retard for thinking it is or could be something more. Its just weird. The last few years ive had a few shallow hookups and literally not giving a fuck about these regular trashy drug slut bitche's. And its weird when I finally try again something like this happens. I know I know. U can't always get what you want. Society doesnt owe me a girlfriend. I guess im just venting

>>17589572
>now when I finally try and put myself and my feelings on the line
That's where you fucked up, classic mistake.

Don't invest emotionally in anyone at first. Get to know someone for at minimum weeks, unless an obvious sign is made (obvious meaning she tries to kiss you, or describes you as a boyfriend, something that does not have any possible ambiguous meaning), hand holding is not an obvious sign, going on dates is not an obvious sign. I know it sounds weird, but girls in general go on dates and hold hands with "friends" that they will never date. Anyway, that's my only advice, become jaded about women, oh and never only talk to one. Be constantly talking to multiple at all times. You've had a long relationship, its your turn to play the field. Don't give up, it's a numbers game and I hate to tell you but 90% of the women you approach will not turn into anything. Just consider it more practice, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

>>17589602
Very true. Sometimes I need my redpill knowledge reinforced.

I had this a few months ago, it was apparently hard core allergies. I had to wait for it to go away

Get off 4chan and go to the emergency room, lmao.

>>17589578
Mayve I do have allergies. I'm surprised because I don't have any recorded allergies, I think

Theres nothing wrong with you your girlfriend has made you feel insecure and has made sex shitty its her fault.

If you use condoms it should be cleaner and stuff shouldn't drip anywhere but it wont fix the damage thats been done to your confidence.

Maybe you should tell her how shes making you feel

try wearing a condom so she doesn't see the cum. also, slow down when you have sex- your dick may be too big for her and cause her pain

>>17589565
Why do you think she made me feel insecure? She does compliment me a lot so I feel confident in myself. I just find sexual intimacy far less enjoyable.

>>17589567
Nothing to slow down from. Aside from a few times where it worked, I usually only get a bit of the shaft in. Thing is, I'm perfectly average and not well endowed. As such, I'm doubting my dick is too big for her.

>>17589491
Do you have money too spend or no ?

>>17589491
Soundproofing a large garage is going to be expensive. If all you're doing is recording voice you're better off to just frame blankets around where you're recording.

>>17589491

1.) Go to a warehouse/factor district
2.)Find a random stereo production or soundproofing factory
3.) Dig through their trash for those odd bits of giant soundproof foam they sometimes throw out
4.) ???
5.) Profit

Also, I'm going through a shitton of reviews and there are a bunch of people slapping on 5 stars, giving a review of about 2 paragraphs, and then clarifying that they're "not affiliated with the seller and that all reviews/thoughts are my own", is it safe to assume these are shills?

>>17589650
>"not affiliated with the seller and that all reviews/thoughts are my own"
That means the seller gave them the item free or at a huge discount for a positive review. Amazon is supposed to be cracking down on that shit because it's so misleading. I would try to find them somewhere else.

>>17589445
Reviews on the item page are not reviews of the 3rd party sellers.

Seller feedback would show as a rating below the name of the seller.

I would just use the one that is closest to you. And if you have any issue with the item, contact the seller. You should see a message seller button next to the order in your order history. If they do not respond in a few business days (m-f), consider contacting amazon directly about this and they'll take care of you. The A to Z guarantee covers scammers.

Just be considerate, it might be their first time trying to sell something online and they may need a little extra time to get back to you. And most sellers are willing to work with you to make sure you either get a refund or a replacement item if it is damaged.

>>17589432
kill her

>>17589432
Cut your dick off

>>17589432
Marry her knowing that and slowly drink more and more everyday

Your wording also just as shit, hit 21 what? 21 years of age? You or your sister? What?

>>17589426
Ghe will was obviously made while you were still a minor, so she is the executor. All wills have an IF clause - if she dies before him, someone is named as back-up executor. That obviously didn't happen, so she's the executor and your backup isn't needed. Her assholery is irrelevant. You have no basis to fight the will.

>>17589426
Talk to a different lawyer, one who has never met your sister.

>>17589416
https://m.poloniex.com/#/exchange

Do me a favor and give this crypto shit a run through. Maybe you'll be good at it. I lost most of my bitcoins last week.

U sound alot like me when I was maybe 17-21 ish. Im 24 now. But do t let that discourage you. Life is not a competition. We all grow and learn at different rates. Success and growth are subjective and dependent on each individuals idea of morality and set of beliefs. That being said, I didn't improve at least socially until i had my whole world fall on me. I had what was left of my ego just completely shatter. I wound up homeless after my parents found out I was strung out on drugs. Relied on the kindness of other ppl to get by. Its a humbling experience. Makes you really appreciate having food and a roof over your head. And the comfort of having family and friends. Its a comforting thought knowing you can go home to a house full of ppl you call family. I was homeless for maybe 2 and a half years but I learned alot. I wouldn't exactly reccomend homelessness for someone whose already suicidal. But the experience really rounded me out as an individual. Im wiser because of it. I had to learn to have a silver tounge to adapt to it. But im still depressed. There's still bumps in the road. There will always be some problem you have to deal with op. Just please don't kill yourself. Take it one day at a time. One minute at a time if u have to. Just plz don't do it. Im sure u have ppl who love you. As long as you have siblings, parents, a few close friends or a pet you have ppl who love you. If not for yourself, then for them

I used have a lot of problems, things didn't get better til I moved out at 29 but I always worked on my one problem at a time till I solved a lot of them. I also went to the gym religiously to have the right mindset. I went from zero dating to sleeping with 9s.

>>17589388
feels good man

need loads of lube though

>>17589388
holey moley

>>17589388
You're a faggot, but as long as you aren't forcing the next generation to accept your faggoty against their will, do what you want

>>17589373
Leave it alone.

>>17589373
She told her friends and they made fun of her. Sucks bro, but at least it was fun for a night

>>17589386
Why would they make fun of her? This sucks

>>17589357
Do it secretly

>>17589360
But whats the best way to hide it

>>17589357
>buy weed
>close the door of your dorm
>smoke
>?????
>profit?