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>>17587026
My coach said I sound robotic, loud, and unconversational

Tomorrow he wants me to keep going, but I know I'm just going to be making knots in my shoulders and back

Do you think toastmasters might help me? I've never been to one but I kind of heard about them

Salesman here

Practice your fucking script. Seriously, this is the best advice you can get. You should be able to deliver your script with confidence and conviction while asleep on drugs.

From there, practice with a friend and have them throw objections at you so you can practice your rebuttals until they come out like second nature.

>>17586938

In America? By law, you're fucked.

Only women get pregnancy/ parenthood ejection seats.

>>17586963
Kek that's because only women get pregnant.

>>17586970
doesnt mean its right.

poking holes into a condom, bringing a new life into the world, whos father is not prepared nor willing, whos mother is doing it solely for financial gain, is, to put it lightly, immoral.

theres no easy way to solve this. honestly though, id say the most moral decision is to not allow a kid to be born when its sole purpose is being used as leverage by its mother, over its father, for cash.

>tfw read this in dijkstra's voice, and now I can't take this thread seriously

plus if you've been on any college campuses in the past 5 years, they actively encourage you to call out anything you find offensive. seems they forget to mention the consequences of doing that.

Bump and then I give up and masturbate for the rest of the night.

>>17586914

Let me guess you are also a trump supporter, and have a steam profile pick of a smug anime loli with ''make america great'' hat, right?

It's dead. There's an IRC channel, but it's dead too. They only idle there.

>>17586884

But why did it die?

It used to be quite active as far as I can remember.

>>17586882
Her legs on the right seem to be photoshopped, they look deformed.

You can make the thread again if you want.

Do you really think private organisations are just going to take some random Joe Schmoe off the street and invest their money and resources into him without him having proved himself?

>>17586889
What if i go to a hotspot of conflict like in africa or the Phillipines? And if yes how would i show them proof?

>>17586928
Then you'd probably find work, sure, just don't expect to be paid much, if at all. Very few people are going to trust a foreigner though.

Your parents are doing a hell of a lot to support you. You ought to not be a little shit if you're living under their roof, it's the least you could do.

>>17586876
How am I being a little shit, when my mother is getting on me about every, single, fucking thing I do?! I have every fucking right to complain! If your parents constantly got onto you about little shit, and even fucking grounded you, fucking grounded you, and then bitched at you by saying, "There you go again, saying I'm grounding you. You think whatever you want." I'm not in the wrong here, they are! I have every right to be pissed off.

>>17586892
It's their truck, you have no right to use it
She doesn't want her son to smell like shit, and frankly, "I showered yesterday" is a disgusting excuse
She doesn't want her house to be a mess, including your room
She's giving you money to spend, she doesn't want you throwing it away on shit that she's already providing you with.

Your parents could kick you out and you'd have nothing, don't forget that. If you want to live under their roof for nothing, AND be given money and privileges on top of that, then you live how they expect you to live.

Is that you in the pic because you are really cute.
Guys love when girls approach them- be fearless.
Speaking as a guy, i love it when a girl initiates, on the other hand, i've tried to initiate before and have always gotten rejected...

>>17586915
Before this guy's post devolved into self-loathing he more or less had the right idea.

You are quite attractive anon.Surely many guys think you are cute, but lack of confidence is clearly the barrier here.

This may sound trashy, but maybe alcohol is the answer. Idk personally I am always way more outgoing and able to have good conversations with cute girls I barely know when we are both drunk.

Alternatively, turn to your female friends for help. Surely they could introduce you to guys you would be interested in. If this once again turns into a confidence issue, just try to understand that they are likely just as nervous as you, and probabky more so because you are a qt3.14 as well as bi (which is usually more attractive for guys).

good luck, hope this helps

>>17586915
Of course the picture isn't of me. It's just of a cute girl.

For shits and giggles, tell us more about your situation and what you have to offer.

>>17586825

How wonderful! Unless I'm mistaken, this is an opportunity for us both. May I ask your name? Are you young and female? Never mind, all in time.

This is just great. Really. Are you ready to move now? For good? Far and discreetly? I am very excited to meet you. Could be the best, maybe only chance for you. Kindly let me know your contact info and personal details. Especially physical details ;). Read the first letter of each sentence to learn who I am.

a/s/l?

dual citizen living in australia here. soon to have triple citizenship.

Oh yeah, i forgot:

"Don't do it for girls, do it for yourself! Improve yourself for yourself man! The right girl will come along one day."

I have been improving myself and doing plenty of things for myself.

Still rejected though.

Every time, again and again.

>>17586821

Because otherwise you will be alone.

Also it's all good for you regardless of whether or not those worthless "bitches" attach themselves to you.

It sounds to me like you bring nothing to the table yourself other than a shitty self-entitled attitude. Good luck with that.

>>17586821

Once you start seeing women as women and not bitches you'll probably have a chance.

seriously bro, live for yourself and stop caring about it anymore. can't force this kind of things.

>>17586779
Wait for next week and ask again. If she is interested she will definitely make time.

>>17586779
Don't overthink it. Just keep talking to her, and come Monday bring it up again by asking her what day she's free for that coffee date.

If she flakes out again, then assume she's not too interested and move on.

>>17586779

If she was really interested, she would have proposed a specific alternative time/date.

She'll be busy next week too.

You can leave the door open, though, say something like, "Sounds good, let me know when you're free." Then move on.

Yep, you're autistic.
It's a joke saying she doesn't want to have sex with you.

>>17586747
But I was never interested

Go fuck [spoiler] myself

>>17586744

I think she meant "No thanks." It was a response to your order for her to "go fuck [her]self."

Don't ever compare your life with anyone else's

You'll be a very sad man that way indeed.

Focus on yourself, and getting better each day.

You seem to have self-esteem issues if the things your friends tell you are bothering you.

Once you regain control of your life, you'll stop feeling that way.

dude
oldfag here

perfect opportunity


I'm that guy too. all my friends with shallow dimes, fancy cars and big empty money. but you know what?

they aren't funny, they don't have charm, nor wit

I'm high school drop out, overweight and balding

what did I do? used said charm, and humor to get a decent 8/10 that is super into me, found a good paying job

and showed the group that they should be envious of me
and they are.

they have gfs that don't care really, it's all image. my gf makes my plate at parties, brings me drinks, can hold conversations, is funny also..

I didn't get lucky. I didn't have the looks so had to depend on my inner beauty.

use yours too. good luck

>>17586678
>>17586707
>>17587283

Let this video inspire you to improve yourself OP:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4obeqaxhRs

Supreme Gentleman! you're alive!

>>17586677
Might as well go all out and straight up German Suplex them.

Start being more aggressive. Burp in their faces. Slam doors shut instead of holding them open. Scowl into their eyes. When they ask for attention tell them about how unfuckable they are. Then and ONLY then will they begin to fuck you.

Femanon here. This is more like a question for males/relationship advice but here I go:

If boyfriend looks at porn/hentai/guro, does it mean he's unsatisified with me? Am I not attractive enough for him? I'll do anything to please him :-(.

all the girls I wanted to talk to at my college have been cuffed by some guy now. some of the guys I know for a fact I look better than, yet I literally have no confidence in myself. I saw a few girls staring at me today, this one in the cafe was practically eye fucking me, I'm far from anything special but she was definitely looking directly at me as we made eye contact a few times and she walked past me and did the thing girls do where they pull up their pants to show off their ass.

Still didn't say anything to her, my level of being a pussy is off the charts and it's actually making me depressed because I really do want a girlfriend. Is it possible some guys just won't ever be able to talk to girls?

>>17586665
>did the thing girls do where they pull up their pants to show off their ass.
I have no idea what you're talking about, you say this like it's a common thing.

>Is it possible some guys just won't ever be able to talk to girls?
Just like with anything else, if they don't make an effort to make a change, then yes. The world isn't going to change for you, if you want something, you have to go out and do it.

suck him off then give him a rim job

then let him thumb you in the arse

that outta spice things up

Start a coop game together if you're into vidya. Went through Borderlands 2 with my ex and it was fun.
Fuck in public.
Start a project together (Repainting the walls, building a shed, fix a car...)
On a weekend, fill your tank with gas and drive anywhere, no plans.
Suicide pact
Go on double dates with friends
Get wasted together in bars
Do PCP
LOTR Marathon
Human sacrifice
Bicycle trip with picnics and cute shit
Bully the weakest kid in the neighbourhood together
Look for local events/shows, most of the time they're cheap if not free. Even if it's bad, you'll still have a good time
Cut open a Tauntaun open and put Luke in it so he doesn't die from the cold
Join a cult
Start a jigsaw
Rob banks together and get shot down by the police in the 1934's rural Louisiana
Clean the house, like the whole house and give all the shit you don't need to the local homeless shelter
Beat a stranger to death

Pretty much everything I can think of for now.

It's kind of weird that you two don't just like being around each other for the sake of spending time together IMO. My boyfriend and I have been together 3ish years and we don't have to be doing anything to enjoy time together, we can just lie on the couch or whatever and it's great.