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>>17589335

not necessarilly. you are a slut if you sleep with someone you dont find attractive in the least. however, if it performs the function you want, it doesnt really matter.

if you simply cant get better chicks and are happy to do it, morals mean nothing really.

>>17589335
Nah, they just jealous, if that's what you're into keep on doing it.

>>17589340
Its just easier, and some of the girls are so desperate for some kind of attention they don't even try to form a real relationship with me, just pretend for the small period of time they have me, before I go off to dick the next girl. I have 3 regulars, who all know about eachother, and 4 off and on's... then all the randoms I pick up.
>>17589348
I figure as long as I can keep hard I'm good to go. I do have my limits, but hell I am not that picky.

>>17589334
Well the best gifys are personal ones.. So if you have any private jokes or références with him, it's better than any high price gift.. Any idea ?

>>17589334

my friend and his wife love their beer.

my friend also happens to be a magician. his last name 'spengel' he has taken and turn to 'the great spengalli' as his stage name.

so for his wedding gift i got them both personalized inscribed fancy ass beer glasses that say 'mister great spengalli' and 'misses great spengalli'.

they love it, it has a place and a use, no reason to ever throw them out unless they break of course, and its a good memory.

>>17589344
the only thing I can tihnk about is the time he told me about some polish "blogger"(guy does many things, mostly he's just funny and original. Or was at the very least) made a video explaining how to be funny. He said about this Turkish hat called fez. He said that in order to be funny, you must wear it and say onomatopeias.
But it was two years ago, maybe more.

Another thing is, that:
-this doesn't really cover the bride, whom I don't know well
-I feel it's not... effortful enough. I am willing to pay any damn piece of cash I can afford, involve in any hard/ dangerous/ rare situation just in order to show them how much I value their friendship. I would feel bad doing anything less than that.

>>17589347
that's good. I like it. But see above.

>>17589298
Nope. You're gonna fail. What gave it away? Im not telling you.

>>17589298
>5'10
Kek, no.

>>17589298
Well according to that image you'll be up to the knees of most of the men there. I don't think anyone wants to sleep with someone as tall as a miniature dog.

I just ignore those who have their phones out trying to ignore everything
They obviously dont want to talk.

>>17589296

by not thinking of urself as a creep. most of what you experience is internal. most people dont care and the few who do forget you exist after ten minutes of returning to their normal lives. you are not so important that the world thinks

>WOW THAT GUY TRIED TO TALK TO SOMEONE? WHAT A FUCKING WERIDO, WE BETTER GO TO THE SECRET FACEBOOK GROUP HE DOESNT KNOW ABOUT AND LAUGH ABOUT IT TROLOLOLOL'

generally speaking you can just say 'hows it going?' and start things off.

i do it all the time, but if you have a context, go for it.

on the bus?

wow, were going slow today. or, wow its usually way more traffic than this. where you headed? oh im just off to work. i do XX, what do you do? thats cool i always liked YY because of ZZ.

you an comment on something they're wearing (Addmitttedly harder with girls cuz they dont wear say, a graphic T shirt as often) or what they're reading or even their phone.

>that an iphone?
>i got an adroid but i was thinking of switching over?
>how is XX
>how is yy?

book stores are the easiest place imo. find someone leafing through a book and
>is that a good book?
>im new to XX genre and not sure where to start
>i usually read YY but after seeing (insert name of movie in the same genre as the aisle ur in) i thought id give it a try.

super simple stuff.

>>17589304

false. lots of people are on their phone cuz they are bored as fuck. they are texting people who might not respond for hours.

no need to be afraid to initiate conversation. if they dont want to it becomes abundantly clear.

Ladies, if you met a college guy that's attractive and you're interested in him, what would be the limit regarding how many nights he gets drunk with his friends, before it becomes a turn off? (Like is twice a week acceptable for you?)

>>17589328
>getting drunk
doing a little drinking with friends is fine but actually becoming drunk isnt cool.

Girls

I'm 27 years old, and terrible inexperienced around girls. Terribly. So, how and I suppose to gain experience, if I have none at my age? I mean, at my age, girls expect people to already know what's going on. I don't know jack shit.

It feels like those career postings for "Entry Level" jobs, but they all require experience. How do you get the experience, if you can't?

>>17589245
....... don't.
Unless your into really long drawn out and horrifically bad ending relationships.

>>17589245
one of your friend's exes?
But umm, yeah do it, why not

>>17589269

Oh no, i won't be getting into a relationship with her so that won't be a problem

>>17589275

Nah my ex girlfriends friend. If it was like that I wouldn't be considering it.

>>>/g/ is the board you are looking for

>>17589225
/g/ is NOT your personal tech support team or personal consumer review site.
> why i am posting here

AMD is louder and hotter, but it's cheaper
Nvidia is more expensive, but tends to perferm better, especially if you're looking for high end stuff

So basically AMD if you're poorfag, otherwise Nvidia

>>17589186

depends what you want. being a ranger sounds more fun to me, but if you want to join army, do it.

shes not wrong. i mean if one partner is in the military its hard, but you know when that person has their time off, you'l lsee them.

but if ur both in the military and your deployments and orders dont line up, you will NEVER see each other.

see the issue here? shes not exactly being a hypocrite assuming you talked out that shed be gone a lot but still see ach other hwen you can.

etiher way ur young, you should just break up regardless of the choice cuz whichever path you take still leads her away from you.

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>>17589186
Golly gee OP, running around operatan vs. keeping a girlfriend that's going to become the barracks bicycle? Damn that's a tough choice.

>>17589186
Fuck bitches, shoot turbans

>>17589172
Bump

>>17589172
Bumpin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Moiq6Wrpd8
7:50

>>17589165

you asked last week. its okay if you can stand it. some people need friends. some dont. depends what you like.

do what you want.

I somehow can make it through the day.
I come to 4chan to post most often when I feel great but theres no one to share it with.

>>17589165
friends are sneaky bastards that steal your fries, , always borrow money, but don't give it back, tell shit about you, call you out of sleep, cuck you with your partner ... and that's just the beginning

>junior in HS
>Drinking yoohoos
Are you with the autistic kids?
Just a memester?

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>>17589197
Come to think of it, there isn't a table full of autistics...
Unless we're the table that everyone thinks is autistic...

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>>17589157
fuck her right in the pussy

If all you've done is small talk you might want to ask her to hang out or at least go on a date first. Just blurting out "I like you" after one conversation will guarantee she'll never see you that way.

>>17589137

So if gender is in brain does that mean all fagots have female brains and that is why they like dick so much ?

>>17589150
How about "you seem like a great person. do you want to go ______ sometime ?"

OP here btw

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>Should I send this letter to my former oneitis
>former
>oneitis
No.

>>17589127

What do you hope to accomplish with sending her this letter ?

I'm not taking about our friendship - I do still want to be friends with you. You're funny, up for the craic and have good insight into situations. If after reading all this you'd rather cut me out of your life, that's cool.

Anyway, I'm sorry for everyting. Despite what you and ___ may think, I do have feelings and me putting myself i this situation. I can only imagine it's a shitty situation for you too. So I'm sorry for acting in the way I did.

I'm kind of ramblinf now so I'm going to end ths here. I hope your date went well.

Sincerely

____

PS

The reason I'm writing this at all is because of another tarot card I drew that basically said to nurture friendship. And another; "pride can ake us blind to our own weaknesses and limitis." So here is me, setting out to myself my own weaknesses. Truth be told, this letter is more for me than it is for you.

>>17589114
go back to your logic class or study autoepistemic logic by yourself

No, but I do believe in crazy persons.

>>17589234
implying that mathematicians are crazy?

>>17589038

life is what you make of it. there are people who are happy slinging burgers for years at a time.

the difference is they look and focus at whats good.

does your life actually suck or do you just ignore the good?

Sort of. I ignored my english degree and got a sort of exciting labor/trade job. The cool thing about being unhappy is that it makes sense to take risks and try shit.

>>17589038
Yes
Highschool was the worst. My first 3 years at university were a bit better, I had some friends but I was also disliked by a lot of people
My last year I really found my core friends
Now that I've graduated although I still work with my dad my confidence is much better