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Yeah do something on how people will adopt totally nonsensical behavior if the people before them did it.

>>17585716
opinion of people who represent their homework threads with chinese cartoons

masturbation habits

correlate internet use at night and the use of sleep aids

>>17585721
The last one is pretty spot on

>>17585708
1. get a job, a car, your own apartment, a wife
2. change nothing and parasitize off mummy and pops indefinitely
3. change nothing and kill yourself

Start exercising. You'll start feeling better about yourself.

Get a job. Apply everywhere.

Want to go back to school? Look into community college.

Make enough to live on your own or find others to rent a place out.

Talk to girls, and ask them out. If you like them ask them to be your gf.


All of this won't happen overnight so if that's what you want, and refuse to put work into improving yourself and situation you'll be stuck. If that happens please see options 2 and 3 here >>17585715

Thankfully you can fix most, if not all, of those things with relative ease.
if you have money or your parents are willing to help/pay for it, get an education. Doesn't have to be college, doesn't have to be a 4 year degree, just get an education. Go to community college, go to university, get a trade, have something to show the world that you're qualified to do something.
If no money/family help, get a job and start saving for an education. Slave wage sucks, but it's where you have to start. I recommend stock jobs personally, customer service is not worth the pennies imo but take what you can get. Look for jobs that are entry level, but not normal "high schooler" jobs too, chances are they might pay slightly more.
That will solve your money woes. Once you're financially independent, you can move out. After that, or during, hit the gym, learn how to eat healthy, lose the weight. I promise it's much easier than it seems. I've dropped like 50-60lbs. It sucks at first but it gets much easier. Just push through.

Once you're a respectable human being with his own life, and actually cares about himself, girls will follow.

>>17585677
Was this post in English?

>>17585677
How was your day?

Hey babe, ever been with a guy with three balls?

>>17585651
They're not trying to hold you back. The thing is that shit can fall apart at any second. Want 23k/year? Just maybe the job might not be there in the next month or so. This depends on how smart and experienced the boss guy is.

I'd ignore the shit I wrote above for now, but realize that you should still look for and know your opportunities. Just take the chance to make some cash, but don't dream it will be there forever.

Can anyone explain why it would ever be dangerous to "mix family and business"?

>>17586473
I appreciate the advice. But basically the thing with family and friends in business is that if something in the business goes wrong, it could shatter the relationship with your friend or family member as well. Like if someone were to be late for work multiple times it wouldnt just be annoying, but also a more personal disrespect. Im not worried about this cause i know i wont fuck up, but sometimes bad coworkers can offend their friends and family if they work with them.

>>17586525
Well, your parents advice does seem a bit random. Maybe they're just worried you won't handle it.

What's exactly holding you back? Do you feel like you could be missing something or lack confidence?

Try not to be daily about it, Romeo.

>>17585643
I just decided to fucking ignore her for a bit and act as if I'm single. If she makes no effort to get back to me it's obvious there's nothing there for me in her heart.

As painful as it is to admit, I think I know deep in my heart she doesn't love me and probably never did.

I'll end up killing myself, I'm almost sure of it. Nothing is more painful than having just a bit of what could have been a great thing.

>>17585621
I'm sorry anon. I'm in the same boat with my boyfriend.

>Meet guy in club, he works there
>I wouldn't normally give any importance to a club guy, but this one was extremely interesting
>He doesn't drink or do drugs unlike the guys I've been with before, and he works part time in the film industry (which he wants to make a carreer of, but it's not very stable)
>After the club night ends, I invite him back to my place
>We talk all night long
>We kiss briefly, I tell him I don't have sex with guys I just met (which is true)
>We meet again two weeks later to go to the cinema (no sex here either)
>The next time we meet was because I came home pretty drunk on a saturday night and asked him to come over
>We have sex
>Now I feel all we do is go to my place and hang out, sometimes but not always have sex

Can this turn in a relationship or did I fuck up ? I really like him...

Feels like my girlfriend is trying to manipulate me. Some things came to mind while on a long drive a few days ago. First was whenever I mention that I submitted an application for a job/exam out of state, she thinks I'm leaving her. Like filling out a piece of paper means I'm moving away..

Or when I was initially dating her non officially, she caught wind that i was chatting up one of our mutual friends (whom in retrospect might've been a better match..greener grass?) she immediately stopped playing the hard to get/I don't know what i want nonsense and wanted to make things official

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>am inexperienced
>fall in love harder than ever
>really touchy situation, she's the ex of a friend, they broke up only recently
>she's been flirty with other guys nonetheless, possibly slept with at least one
>tell her
>get rejected but not in a way that seems very final
>said she likes my honesty and wants to stay friends, despite my making fairly clear that my feelings aren't going away anytime soon

I can't read where we stand right now and it's stressing me out. Don't want to ask her again too soon.

One thing I don't intend to let happen is to let contact between us fizzle out without clarifying anything.

Do I try to end the friendship openly and civilly? I would tell her that my feelings aren't changing and I believe her stance won't change either. And that I don't want to suffer the pain of hanging out with her and never having a chance to get more than a friend to her. The risk here is blowing an amazing chance because I wasn't patient enough until she's ready for a more serious thing again.

Do I stick around? We haven't hung out much and I'd need a few more times to feel things out between us. Keep in mind I'm a shy piece of shit and haven't been physical in the slightest, only told her "I like you a lot, go on a date with me plz". Considering she's been flirty with others I feel like being more touchy in a harmless way would be a good way to probe the situation. We've taken to watching movies together, maybe I should put my arm around her?

Nobody likes working. Except for those that take it too far because they rake in big dollars.

Make plans when youre off that distract you from your inevitable return to shitjob

Your options:
>Start looking for a new job while toughing it out at your miserable job.
>go to school/get a trade so you don't have to work at your miserable job forever
>Quit your miserable job and be homeless, die a miserable failure in the street or live a shitty life.
>Tough it out at your miserable job indefinitely, die a miserable failure with a long unfulfilled life.
>An hero, die a miserable failure with a short unfulfilled life.

Whining on 4chan isn't one of those options. Take your pick, every single one of them is something you're capable of doing

Quit your fucking job. Once reality kicks in that you need a job then look for work again. You can be a fucking line cook anywhere. Do what makes you happy. I have had so many fucking jobs this year. Ill work for a few days and if it sucks then I stop showing up. But then again I am a severe drug addict who lives at home with his parents so I might not be the most credible source to get advice from

I want to be Sephoroth please someone help me

I want to be sephiroth PLEASE! I need help!

>>17585499
Do it op.

You can make money from doing things like this, not as much money as you will spend on the surgery but enough for a holiday.

>>17585463
Bump

You don't, and can't. Your face bleeds a lot. You will black out before long, and you'd better hope it's before you do too much damage to wake up.

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What the actual fuck lmao.
I don't even understand whats going on here, you have fungus growing on your face, so your solution is to cut it off and disfigure yourself so that you'll look better?

Is that whats going on here?

>To have fun before I graduate university instead of studying too much because once I'll reach 25 I'll be too old for most fun activites

>The older you get, the faster time goes by

>Having friends is more important than having a boyfriend/girlfriend

>Be nice to your parents

>Never adopt a pet (especially not a dog) until you feel responsible enough, both mentally and financially, to have a kid if you wanted to

>>17585460

Smoking weed on weekdays will most likely fuck your education

Girls want sex more than relationships, don't be obsessive around them. Same goes for boys.

Never mix drinks, only drink one kind so you don't get too drunk and do stupid shit which will shame you ten years later looking back.

Do your fucking homework!

Keep at least 1000 dollarinos for emergencies

Always be on time for a job

Always go to the concerts with bands you fancy, in a year they might have dissolved, or worse, gotten a new lead singer

That a blue collar job while you pick up college education >>>>>>>> going straight to college

>>17585450
you have every right to feel bad. is he often abusive towards you? have you told anyone irl (friends, family etc) ?

>>17585471
Yeah he does this shit every day though it never escalates that bad unless I'm alone.

>>17585450
Sounds like a hostile environment. Can you move out?

You go to another drug.

>>17585417
What do you recommend? I've been trying to find shrooms, lsd, or mdma with no luck. DXM is really cool but it bums me out for weeks and apparently the way I act scares my room mate.

>>17585398

Yah, take a t-break. Come back in a week or two, and see how you feel about weed then.

>>17585381
Do you have lots of money?

>>17585385
Well, not me personally (uni student), but my parents do.

What do you mean by Asian? Are you Korean or Japanese?

could maybe hook you up with an ex of mine.

>> tfw you fuck up a girl so badly that she refuses to date whites now and "Only likes Korean/Japanese men"

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>>17585366
Don't fuck her then.
Go on your date but think of it as going with a bro and just enjoy whatever you end up doing.

>>17585379
So at the end of the night, just send her on her way? "Thanks for a great time, I'd love to hang out again"?

If you want to fuck her and she wants to fuck, then fuck. If you're an attractive dude then odds are she won't ask you if you're a virgin, and if she does, here's what you do. You ready?

LIE! it's not that hard to say you lost your vCard some odd years ago, alright? You don't have to go into detail. If she asks for details just say it was your gf from high school or some shit. Its not that hard to come up with a story.

pls rspnd

...Do either one of them know you like them? Have you tried asking your crush out yet?

Seems like you like your coworker more tho t b h

>>17585355

Don't settle. I did this once, and it was a nightmare.

You'll always think about what could have been with your crush, and your coworker will know she's not who you really wanted.