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omfg.

So you think someones who's gonna kill himself isconsidering donating organs to OTHERS?

"hell im not jumping in front of the train, they need to salvage my brains"

Most donors will be used for medical training and shit so have fun.

You need to be in 100% (organswise )good condition before u can "give" someone else a liver for example

Maybe same bloodtype, no cancer, no smoking etc.

blow your head up in a hospital hall naked with a message to donate your organs burned on your skin

>>17650640
>So you think someones who's gonna kill himself isconsidering donating organs to OTHERS?
Why not? Just because someone wants to kill themselves doesn't mean they have to be inconsiderate of others.

>>17650625
>but it makes my pee pee feel good

>>17650625
he isn't not right

What about sex with kids?

you will never be a girl
every single cell of your body will carry male dna forever
you can grow your hair and take some drugs and get some surgery but in the end

you will never be a girl

>>17650559
Accept that you're not.

>>17650529

If you are puking, then you a drinking wrong.

As for what to do at the party, improvise. Dance with people that are awful dancing. Try to talk to people you'll never see again. Experiment a little bit.

>>17650547
Well I'm puking after getting seriously drunk, which isn't that hard when you weigh 65 kg. It's not a party, we're just going out drinking in a pub or some shit.

>>17650585

Doesn't matter where you are. Drinking until you puke will not land you girls.

>>17650513
Just tell her you are whoring

>>17650513
Whore.

>>17650528
>>17650533
Im a man, i cant be a whore

you weren't hot enough

You complimented her as a friend and your awkward compliment was laughed off?

>>17650452

This is not a movie kid. That's not how you ask someone out, that's what you did wrong.

>>17650444

Describe what you say before they tell you that.

>>17650447
It's usually family members after having a heated discussion. I'm not sure why I trigger them.

>>17650447
I think people are jealous of my many accomplishments and perhaps this makes them defensive.

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Are you a nigger?

>>17650354
No, I'm not.

>>17650342
If you aren't black then there's a strong possibility they want to rob you.

Bump? Just tell me what am I doing wrong

>>17650464

Guy in same boat here, I know exactly what you are doing wrong. Give me a sec to post it all up.

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>>17650509

I was a bit facetious in my last post, I am not in the same boat as you but know what you are going through.

1.) you live up to the expectations of others.
2.) You have no life experience.
3.) you refuse to see reality for what it is and instead you live by what your idea of it is.
4.) You live according to your feelings and emotions rather than toward an objective goal.
5.) You have no sense of self because you have not had any real hardship.

1. You live according to the expectations of others. You assume to know what people want from you and you fail to live up to those standards. Now, having standards is a good thing to have, but you go at it from a place where you want to receive outward recognition of your efforts, not inward satisfaction. Basically, you only have standards in place because you want to be appreciated by those around you. This is a dangerous mindset to have and ultimately forms your depression because if you had life experience from 2.) you would realize that everybody only cares about themselves and no one cares about you, especially if you are a man. For women, its different (especially if you are an attractive woman). You also come to some uncomfortable truths when you have life experience.

2.) you have no life experience. This is not the bullshit YOLO life experience, or the travel "life experience" where you go to countries americanized with slightly different flavored MCDonalds, or doing drugs or any surface veneer life experience that shallow people use as justification for being shallow. This is actual life experience born from trial and error. You cannot accurately base your success and failures because you do not have the life experience to know what was difficult to achieve and what merely was somewhat challenging. Your lack of life experience also shows in the fact you look for material goods to fill the void you have from a lack of accomplishment.

>>17650302
Both.
You're gonna feel like shit either way, so you might as well get a fuck out of it

>>17650302
how would you even eat something like that

>>17650312
I did mention having another date to the Japanese girl, and she didn't seem that fazed by it. I think her feelings for me have developed since then, though...

They find you objectively non threatening and\or non appealing in a sexual sense

They are making it very clear in the most passive way that you are their bitch, their emotional rag, their little boy toy, in all ways but sexually intimate. They love that they can talk to you about anything and get anything they want from you without actually having to have sex with you.

I don't want to call you a cuck, or say you got friend-zoned because those words carry a silly tired denotation with them these days, but... well.. yeah.

>>17650285
As Anon above me said, they are telling you they are not into you in any sexual way.

>>17650283
There becomes a point where added muscle is just a waste of resources, it requires a mass of calories to maintain as well as needing the constant physical strain to encourage growth.

There comes a point when the additional strength isn't functional and so nature doesn't account for it.

With the way technology is going, theres no point asking if "given an infinite amount of time and no aging, could humans get stronger?" because more and more people will rely on technology and not the use of their bodies.

>>17650301
O

>>17650283
You're going to need to be a lot more specific when you say "strength." Do you mean a specific, standardized, olympic exercise? Strongman competitions? Kroc rows? Are we allowing PEDs? Just long-term ones or are we throwing things like adrenaline or amphetamines on the table? Does a person need to be OK after the feat of strength?

>>17650259
Rice, beans, bread.

>>17650262
That would cost too much, at most I could get 2 cans of beans and 4 buns.

Find yourself some work that you can do for a day and get paid at the end.

>>17650220
>Escorts
>Martial sports
>Some pet project

>>17650275
escorts are illgeal
I dont have time for sports, I play golf when i can
Im about to start working on an internet chat client using java. That will help somewhat

Thanks though.

>>17650281
>escorts are illgeal
In what hellish hole you are living for christ-sakes.

>I dont have time for sports, I play golf when i can
Ditch the golf, take muay thai classes. Golf is for old fucks and fags anyways. You need to deploy that testosterone, boxing is good.

I guess

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Blow yourself up for Allah. Get lots of houses and virgins.

>>17650180
I'm in the same boat and I'm not a guy. hahaha. kill me