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If you are good looking it means she does want something physical
If you are good friends it can be out of friendship or also something physical
If you are ugly it's to confuse you or make fun of you, unless you're good friends then it can be out of friendship or even something physical

Good bait. I'll bite.

She wants to initiate sexual contact.

>>17694072
>If you are ugly it's to confuse you or make fun of you

I knew it, every time some girl would jokingly sit on my lap or hug me she would start giggling; they were all laughing at me behind my back.

>>17694053
fuck no, he will jizz on stuff. He'll probably fuck his gf on your parents bed, on your bed, on the kitchen table, on the pillow you like to lay your head on when you nap.

Your parents trust you to leave the house in good order, don't break their trust.

Tell him to go to a motel 6 for $20 more

>>17694066
plus with the motel he'll have all day instead of 2 hours. And if there are booze in the house you know that nigga gonna drink it and then you'll get shit for that too besides all the mysterious white stains on everything.

>>17694053
No don't let him. You can't trust him because he might fuck her in your parents bed and then they could realize what happened but think that it was you fucking there! Also,it is gross if he fucks her in your bed or in your stuff!

>>17694037
Yes, I would do that

>>17694037
how does that even work? don't you have to get permission to film someone and post it on tv

>>17694037
fuck yeah, they get shamed and you get lulz and a funny story

>>17694036

My girlfriend has makeup should I just ask her to put makeup on my knuckles ? Will that work?

Some options:
Call in sick
Wear gloves and say you might catch a cold otherwise
Put some foundation on it, if you don't have it take it from gf/wife/mum/neighbor/store
Wear something acceptable that covers your knuckles (partly).
GL!

>>17694036
If you use makeup, set the liquid foundation or concealer with a powder foundation so it doesn't wipe off.

>>17694023
>Is it okay to enable someone to cheat on their boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife?
Only if you don't like the person being cheated on, even then it's a shitty thing to do

>Is it okay to cheat on someone who is cheating on you?
yes, but you should just dump them as the relationship is fucked anyway

>Is it okay to start cheating if both parties know that the relationship is failing?
just break up

>Can you reconcile with a cheater? Continue the relationship?
no and no

>Can a cheater reform himself/herself and regain his/her trustworthiness?
They may claim to be reformed, but the trust will always be gone


Just don't cheat, it's easier to not cheat than to cheat. Don't be a faggot.

>>17694023
Cheating is never okay.

>Is it okay to enable someone to cheat on their boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife?
No.

>Is it okay to cheat on someone who is cheating on you?
No.

>Is it okay to start cheating if both parties know that the relationship is failing?
No.

>Can you reconcile with a cheater? Continue the relationship?
You can try, the chance of the relationship surviving are low but it does happen.

>Can a cheater reform himself/herself and regain his/her trustworthiness?
A cheater can but again, it's a low percentage outcome.

you only need to lift like 3-4 times a week... you probably will get gains with twice a week desu.

>>17693987
Anything is better than nothing.

>>17693987
If you want to get big, working out three times a week is optimal. That said, you can probably still gain the same (or close to) mass lifting twice a week, it'll just take a bit longer. You'll definatley gain more lifting twice a week than not at all, that's for sure.

>Want to start lifting to gain muscle and grills
Being big isn't a magic bullet for getting girls. It does help a bit in as much as people notice you more, and of course girls who like big guys will flock to you, but there are an auwful lot of women who either just don't like, or are even intimidated by big guys.

Ahhh not gonna happen bro

Ask her you fucking idiot. Or someone else will.

>>17693937
It's not going to happen

Edgy teen mode

Maybe try getting past the surface level. Small talk is all the same, and I hate it myself, but I like finding out a little bit more about the person, their quirks and even flaws, and finding out what makes then that way.

Everyone's interesting once you get a little deeper, anon. Everyone has a front at first that makes conversations generic, but everyone secretly wants to share their more interesting side.

>>17693934
Because you developed a huge ego and feel superior as a defense mechanism to cover your fear of others.

>>17693975
Yes, exactly. The problem is I don't want to know anyone. I already know the human condition.

>>17693990
Quite the opposite actually. I wish I wasn't like this. Ignorance is bliss

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This is me and her

>>17693941
Are you street people? You both look like homeless meth heads.

Lol, no

>I have Asperger's Syndrome, but I don't want to actually change myself at all or go outside my comfort zone

>>17693826
>How can I stop getting overly attached

Are you sure that's what you want?

Doesn't the attachment bring both highs and lows?

>>17693871
Yeah that is what I want. I want to have healthy relationships, not obsessive clingy ones. What do?

>>17693837
I didn't say I don't want to actually change myself. Where did you get that from?

>>17693787
you're going to get your entire family deported if you contact ICE.

so contact ICE you faggot.

>>17693787
Self-loathing immigrants are the worst. I bet you're only 'legal' because of the 14th amendment.

>>17693793
But I'm a natural born citizen,so are my immediate family

My parents got their citizenship back in '88

I honestly don't give a fuck about anyone else outside of my immediate family

Will moving to the next step prove fruitful for actual deportation? Or would I be better off fucking his shit up until he leaves town?

>>17693803
you'd be correct,but I pay my taxes,I speak 4 languages,graduated from a UC and am pretty proud to be an American.I love my country just as much as you do anon.

But this is a moral grey area,which is why I came asking /adv/ since you faggots are brutally honest and give good advice occasionally

5.Do you think marijuana should be legal?
yes
no

>>17693752
Pansexual otherkin type b foxtrot chair Apache attack helicopter

26

Yes

Few times a month

Yes

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2)28
3)Yes
4) A few times a week
5)Yes

Take it from somebody who moved in with a girl after three months, it's always a mistake. I still love her but the pressure of being together every day was insane. My partner was similarly dealing with her own emotional issues and we thought moving in with me would help– it did the opposite.

Spending lots of time together should always be a gradual thing; the desire to spend every minute with a person you love is very real but in the early stages of a relationship it's very important to adjust, gradually, to each others rhythms and boundaries.

Explain that your decision was made because you believe it's best for the both of you, stay in contact and communicate patiently with her. If she's sensible, she'll understand and hopefully your relationship can continue to grow at a healthier pace.

She has a glass ego and translated "I need my space" to "please get away from me. I'm done with what I needed from you, you whore."

It's partly your fault. At some point you're going to need to hang out with a girl all the time (married life). You're going to have to MAN UP and accept that you're going to need to sacrifice your time if a woman is going to give up her pussy.

Either way, I don't know why you needed to crash her illusion about pretending to play Happy Family for a little bit. She needed you as a rock, bro.

>>17693765

I truly believe it was made for the better. I need my space, she probably needs some space, I just am still adjusting to a lot of things.

>>17693766

Well now I just feel awful. She said she still wants to try and I do too, I just don't know what to say to her. I wasn't dating her for the sex, I just wanted the genuine connection, which I believe we do have, but she was just moving a bit too fast for me right now, which is why I want to straighten this out now so that she and I can be rock solid in the future.

>>17693716
was it worth it anon?

what pushed you over the edge?

Now what? Been doing it for 2 months, one woman.

I've been together for 11 years. Very unfulfilling sex life. Still she is sweet and caring .and knows nothing

Stop cheating? Continue like before? Quit relationship ? We have both our names on the mortgage.

>>17693718
It felt awesome. Really great fucks and amazing deepthroats. Still I feel guilty. Wondering if I should break up. I will never tell her I cheated, this would only hurt her more.

>>17693707
Contact your network service provider, they can help you recover deleted texts. Tell them your kid deleted them by accident or something.

Hire a lawyer who specializes in labor law.

>>17693709
I will thank you very much for your advice.

>>17693710
Man I hope I don't have to do that. It is a last resort type of thing for me right now. But thank you for the advice