>lose fairly good job
>move back in with mom
>working as delivery driver for $12/hr, barely enough to pay debts
>wife leaves me
>mom dies, dad left when I was 4, no siblings
what do I do now?
Posting on 4chan was, I guess.
that's much too vague of a question for me to give you a meaningful answer
>>17692785
Start a business. That's what I'm doing!
Is it /adv/isable to get all teeth pulled because they are imperfect and just use dentures so they look perfect?
no. my grandma had her teeth pulled and got dentures and she really wished she hadn't.
>>17692738
Alright. I guess it is a bad idea after all.
My teeth structure though, good thing.
>>17692746
*Pressed enter too early.
My teeth structure is fine though, good thing.
It's just not pearly-gates white due to coffee and tea over the years.
How do you stay skinny without being cold and tired all the time?
>>17692690
By gaining muscle.
exercise
>>17692694
>>17692695
No, SKINNY, not muscular.
Like in the picture.
Brought home my girlfriend to meet my parents and my mom told her "I don't want some little Hussie corrupting my boy" what do I do and WTF is a Hussie
>>17692624
>things that never happened
I wish I was kidding
>>17692624
Slap that bitch
i don't feel passion for my gf
we've been together for two years. she's gained a lot of weight and has became obese and I have to fight my urge not to feel grossed out. im not excited about the sex anymore much but still get hard and turned on normally in the moment. for the record we already do kinky stuff so I'm not looking for BDSM advice.
but when I really think about it I don't feel this burning passion for my gf anymore. I'm supposed to see her tomorrow and she's very excited to see me but I can't say the same. She wants to try out all these new sex ideas and I don't care much for them.
I don't know what to do
Train her,if you guts do the kinky stuff already,be her dom in all aspects of her life,set rules for meals and eating habits, dress her and make her exercise,buy a dog handling book and use that for reference and tweak it to suit your needs for a female human
>>17692603
Have you mentioned any of this to her?
>>17693273
This, man. Get communicating. People in relationships let their feelings and problems bottle up and then end up leaving their partner for a lot of legitimate reasons, but because they didn't communicate, the other partner will think it came totally out of the blue, and will be really really hurt.
so there is this girl im kinda into.and we hang out in a group of us and two other friends alot. people have seen us together and asked if were a couple, this usually ends in awkward laughing and the unison "no, no"
but she gets very touchy with me
we went to a movie with the two friends today and she laid on me and played with my hair alot. When i mentioned it she just kinda shrugged and didnt stop,or got closer.
Is she into me? im getting mixed signals
>>17692594
We don't know. We can't read her mind.
Maybe? Literally ask her if she's into you.
>>17692623
yeah but i dont want to ask,have her say no, and it get weird between us
>>17692631
then carry on with business as usual ya pussy
I want to get into the used panty market for a bit of extra cash. How do I start?
>>17692570
by posting pics of that pussi
>>17692570
buy lots of panties, don't shower or wipe your butt, only ever take your panties off to put a new pair on, accept that you're fucking nasty and so are the people who would buy your underwear
Also protip, buy baking yeast and shove it up your pussy
>>17692608
>>17692598
I mean how do I start selling
Like, where do I find customers for this thing? Just post on Amazon?
I'm scared of dying. I'm afraid of pain very much. Is there any way I can die painlessly from old age?
>>17692561
Yeah, live for a long time.
assisted suicide is legal in parts of the world. sounds pretty bitchin
Conquer your fear anon, shoot yourself in the liver
I give up on women. I have it so hammered into my brain that I need to be a nice guy, to the point where I can't be not nice.
Women say and think that they want a nice guy but really they don't. Why?
Granted, for a long term relationship a nice guy might be more suitable but as a nice guy who isn't ready for a relationship and has been seeking out casual sex for the past 7 months I'm convinced it's nearly impossible to get laid as a nice guy.
Every girl I've been talking to during this 7 month period starts out just wanting something casual but then I act nice, sweet, and honest to them and it either makes them want a relationship or it complicates the casual aspect of the situation.
To seek out casual sex am I meant to become a douche? I don't want to believe it, I really don't but all the evidence is pointing at it.
I've tried and tried to be nice and still get casual sex but it just can't happen. Women make no sense.
As a side note: I'm not ugly by any means either, I'm actually a pretty attractive guy.
>>17692538
I'd also like to mention that I don't post on /adv/ regularly, or 4chan in general anymore. The few times I do it's restricted to /ic/, /tg/, and /gd/
I say this to deter anyone from thinking I'm trying to start up a Red Pill thread, idk if that's common on this board or not but I've seen it thrown around here before as a controversial topic.
>>17692538
Nice =/= no spine (which is probably your version of a nice guy)
Although your talk of women as if they were some kind of swarm and not tons if different individuals suggests that you're probably not even nice.
>>17692559
No sir/miss. By nice I mean I'm honest about my intentions and I act sweet to the girl I'm seeing.
I'm well aware not all women are the same, I've met women who do like nice guys even if its for casual sex. But what I'm saying is that it seems that in most cases with women, they don't want casual sex with a nice guy but instead want a relationship.
The past 5 girls I've talked to started out wanting something casual or just sex but then I behave as I do and then they want a relationship or they don't know how to handle the situation.
My argument is that it seems that only douchebags can have access to casual sex. For hookups and casual sex you have to almost dehumanize your sexual partner, it is easier to do that to someone who is not a "nice guy" as opposed to someone who actually has more depth to their personality than just narcissism.
>tfw no blind gf
How do you get blind gf?
Just put yourself out there, make her see you.
Blind gf get you
>>17692534
Bump into one on the street
>>17692534
Even if she's blind, she will still know you're ugly.
I'm 22 without a college degree and still live at home with my mother, what should I do? I'm thinking of going to community college then transferring to a university for a STEM related degree or becoming a farmer but I can't find any direction. Any suggestions?
University is a shit meme.
All it does is put you in debt.
Find training in something practical.
Look into your region about apprenticeships.
If not, try a technical school into something like plumbing, electrical work, wood working, etc.
Whatever you do, take a path that has a direct end
>>17692458
Consider trade school. If you're considering farming, you prob like hands on work
I'd also rec getting some part time jobs, volunteering, and doing research to figure out what degree you want in STEM. The ones that are generally worth it are engineering, so you need to ask yourself if you like math. You could also do accounting for non-STEM. Either way, are your parents paying off for it? If so, you most likely won't accumulate lots of debt if you stay in-state and CC
>>17692466
I'm interested in wood working and craftsmanship but I'm also interested in finance. Have you heard of Chris Gardner? He started his own stockbrokerage firm. I think that's worth looking into as well.
You're absolutely full of shit.
/adv/ is a fake board. 4chan has infected people in the worst way.
So fuck you.
>>17692382
K bay
Oh god no OP please don't leave! You're so important!
Just kidding. Get the fuck out and don't let the door hit you on the way out.
>>17692389
yawn, typical 4channer response. I hope you guys grow up, really.
you're le fuckin' internet generation that's for sure
So, /adv/, today is the big day. In a few hours, I'll go on a date with the girl of my dreams. I can't sleep and I'm too much nervous for it.
I'll pick her up at her house, in a nearby city, and then I'll take her to a nice bar I know. Maybe we will go to a party afterwards, but it depends on our moods.
The thing is...I'm really in love with her, so I'm afraid I can fuck things up accidentally, because I'm not that good at dates...
Can someone give me any advice on how to deal with my anxiety and take this the best way I can? I really don't wanna miss this chance, she's the best thing that ever happened to me.
Also, I've bought flowers, chocolate and wrote her a letter (She really liked other stuff I wrote for her, so I think she might like this), am I being over romantic or it's a good idea?
>>17692376
>Also, I've bought flowers, chocolate and wrote her a letter
You're fucking it up already
>>17692376
I'd say you're being a neckbeard fag for all the preamble, but if you've already done shit like that and she liked it, then sure go for it.
All you got to think is that she wants to be there more than you.
And then you have all the power and it feels good.
>>17692398
Can you explain why?
>>17692399
Actually, we started talking because of an e-mail I wrote her. Then I wrote other things and she always loved it. She told me she had shown it to her family and her closest friends, and all of them are telling I'm perfect for her. This made me a lot more nervous, because I need to impress her after that
I can't stop talking pictures of random woman in the streets.
I've been doing this since the beggining of this year.
I don't want to go to jail for this, how can I stop?
It's just pure instinct.
Pic related is an example
Dump em, OP
>>17692406
DO ITTTTTT
I call bullshit pics or it never happened.
How can I make a bowel movement exactly when I want?
I get up early and frequently have to take 2 or 3 trips to the bathroom before I'm finally empty in the morning. Unless I smoke marijuana I have a hard time shitting it all out at once
It's really a big inconvenience because I have to get up several hours earlier before I am empty and can go to work
This is a topic that no one wants to talk about, but it's incredibly important.
I often have the opposite problem.
Eating good food and drinking lots of water helps.
Try to poop at the same time every day.
Just once and hold back the rest.
autism ?
I find if I eat a decent amount of fruits or vegetables (banannas are good) for fiber I'm fine. Could try drinking coffee in the morning too.