Hey adv, my cousin wants to spend 'alone time' with

>>17694053
fuck no, he will jizz on stuff. He'll probably fuck his gf on your parents bed, on your bed, on the kitchen table, on the pillow you like to lay your head on when you nap.

Your parents trust you to leave the house in good order, don't break their trust.

Tell him to go to a motel 6 for $20 more

>>17694066
plus with the motel he'll have all day instead of 2 hours. And if there are booze in the house you know that nigga gonna drink it and then you'll get shit for that too besides all the mysterious white stains on everything.

>>17694053
No don't let him. You can't trust him because he might fuck her in your parents bed and then they could realize what happened but think that it was you fucking there! Also,it is gross if he fucks her in your bed or in your stuff!

>>17694053
Tell him yes but only if you can get sloppy seconds with his gf

the thing is that i think they're both in a rebound relationship because they both went through a breakup and they spend time with each other almost 24/7. what do u think my brothers, could this be a sign of rebound?

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>>17694098
Only correct answer

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>>17694136
im 19, you can leave if you have no contribution

Say no, just tell him to go to a motel.
Chances are he'll fuck something up and you'll be blamed.