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>>17788176
Pic of the trap? I gotta see how stupid you are.

>>17788176
Forget about the monster and go find an actual woman. Personally I would curb stomp it out of disgust but thats just me.

>>17788176
Are you saying he looks better than most women? Because, I mean, why would you want a 'real' woman if you can be with something that looks better? But then I guess that logic can be used to support the idea of a realdoll. I have some thinking to do.

Tell her to get the pill and then you can cum in her everyday for ever
The morning after pill can only be used a few time before there permanent damage to her baby maker

IUD breh

>>17787997
>>17788001
yes but im talking, about im going to fuck her right now.

a few things, first weight is just a number and on its own does not tell a complete story. What does tell a full story is body fat %, your weight has gone up and obviously some of that is fat but not necessarily all of it (or even most of it). Muscle weighs considerably more than fat, and since you say you lead an active healthy lifestyle you probably have a lot more muscle now than you did at 17.

Second of all I think you need to take a step back here and calm down, 55kgs is not that heavy at all. A BMI of 21.5 is exactly in the middle of the "optimal weight" range, and studies have shown that people in the 25-30 range are actually the healthiest overall. You really do not need to lose weight or have any reason to feel shitty about your body.

Third if you're really concerned about this trend (and I have to stress again that I think you may be misreading things) continuing then you could always use alternative contraceptive methods. Condoms, diaphragm, oral contraceptives, etc are all very safe and effective.

Also its worth noting that guys often find it a difficult subject to broach since women are so fucking touchy about their weight but lots of men actually like their women a bit curvier rather than trying to be as thin as possible.

>>17787383
Don't listen to this cuck.
55kg isn't fat, but depending on your height could be a bit chubby, especially if you were 45 before. Unfortunately, while birth control can cause weight gain, the bulk of that is from increased appetite. Meaning that you are actually just eating too much.
You need to either start working out, eating less, or ideally both if you want to lose your extra weight. 10kg is not a trivial amount to gain.

>>17787392
>dude cuck lmao
you have to go back

>>17787032
Brush your fucking tongue you cretin

>>17787032
How deep did you have your tongue in her ass? Jesus Christ
Also, That's how you get pink eye

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Licking out a random cunt you don't even know and getting sti.

And just to clarify, I am attracted to girls my age. Just in addition to the others

Also, I have a desire to date a 12-15 year old and treat her like a princess, take her places, and give her everything, but have no desire to do that with a girl my age.
Should I try to do it or what?

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>>17785835
seek help
find a doctor
investigate as to how many pervs and pedos end up in jail getting boned by 12 inch black penises
keep your fantasies to yourself
marry a skinny wife and pretend
have male children only please
better yet don't make any babies at all, your DNA is warped

Go date a mormon if you're looking for your ~perfect virgin waifu~. That or just don't ask.

>>17785437
>And usually the number is higher than mine
Yeah, it's because you have a confidence issue.
I'm a female, and it's off-putting when men tell me they've been with a lot of women too.

But it's pretty fucked up you try to make them feel bad to make yourself feel better.
And it's pretty crappy to keep calling them "slut".

If it's that big of an issue for you, then idk, don't date them.
But it could also be because to you sex is a valuable, intimate, romantic thing only to be shared with people you love.
Which I mean, that's great, but sex isn't like that for a lot of people.
If they're happy, they're happy. Don't rain on their parade.

The reason society "praises" "sluts" is because they're shamed so much for not having a certain view of sex.
Some people see sex as this special thing, but some have a looser value of it.
Both sides are ok, neither one is better.
If you want someone who doesn't have a loose outlook of sex, then don't be with someone who is as such. Plain and simple.

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>>17785461
Sorry if I'm being confusing, I'm really tired lol.

Basically, it's ok for you to be turned off by women not having a certain standpoint of sex
But it's also ok for women to have that standpoint of sex, you know?
Everyone is different, so accept that and don't shame people for having a different standard/belief when it comes to sex than you do.
Like shaming that person isn't going to make her any more right for you or you any more right for her.
If it's that important to you, just move on and don't make a big deal about it.
Invest your energy into finding someone who's right for you

>>17779748
I'm shit at pretty much everything I am doing now. I do not enjoy school even though I used to be a perfect student. I am not happy. Depression has left but that void has been filling with worse and worse anxiety. I can't talk to anyone about how I truly feel in fear of burdening them or having that information used against me somehow. I lost all energy to do anything, even playing vidya is too tiring. I have no clue what I am doing with my life. I may be the only failure in a family of really successful people. The girl I have had a crush on for two fucking years (and apparently liked me back but I was to fucking autistic to notice it) got a bf the fucking hour before I was about to ask her out. Worst of all is that I just try to brush everything that I'm feeling off and it has stopped working. I have intense headaches almost every single day. I am a miserable shadow of my former self and I have no idea how to get our of this.

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Family sucks, ya know?... But you have to love em, right. I mean they put a roof over your head. They know you in ways you can never know yourself. But also, they're fucking idiots. Legitimate idiots. Like, can't stop talking for fear of silence idiocy. Sweep any problem or uncomfortable topic under the rug kinda bullshit. I should've killed myself then. Tides my teenage self into the riptide and drifted off physically, as I have in every other way now 12 years later...
I should've been the one to leave her. Better yet, I shouldn't have asked her to marry me in the first place. Then the divorce... Then the rotten cheating whore...
I often think back to when I was a kid and was told to just go entertain myself cuz mommy can't be bothered and oh yeah, where is dad? Who fucking knows. Then from total isolation to the brutal public... And at that most vulnerable time in a young man's life. Sink or swim ... Or just fucking float. Float until all those figures swimming around you m make you jealous of the corpses beneath you.
I haven't slept in 38 hours. My body is trembling and I'm not sure if I'm dreaming or not.
.. Then the mental breakdown. 12 years working in dead end customer service will do that to a person. I just checked out. Almost did it. I should have.
Note there is nothing. No job. Not one person to talk to. No food to eat. No sleep. No school, no education. Only this goddamned borderline retarded piece of shit I call family. She'll just keep taking to herself pretending nothing's wrong. It's only been one year yet somehow she's forgotten everything. The breakdown, the hospital, the cops and all to be met with my maddening silence.
I laugh when I'm alone. It's because I'm alone.

It's fine

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I have abandonment issues when it comes to relationships due to past experience. First girl i confessed to completely avoided me after. Second one was an actual relationship. She told me she was moving... i found out a month later she lied. The third fed me all this bullshit about how she's never felt strong feeling towards any other guy like she does for me. She completely cut me out of her life without an explanation. The 4th one fucking hurt. This girl who was literally broken to pieces needed someone there for her and i was there constantly reassuring her that she was beautiful and that i would be there. Find out she slept with some drug dealer and started a relationship with him. Now i'm literally afraid of trying anymore and it sucks cause i having feelings to but i can't express them to people. I hate that i completely lock up when i want to tell a girl i like her.

>>17771594
Women are shit and play mind games all the time, we are essentially toys to them. If they one day decide to ghost you then you obviously meant little to nothing to them in the first place.

Now my turn
>loser because I fall too easily for women
>loser because I've never had a girlfriend or any intimate contact with anyone
>loser because I do nothing to get myself out of a depressive rut
>loser because I have no interesting hobbies
>I find no joy in life anymore
>just want to disappear
Thats about it I guess

>>17771613
We'll it seemed like she really liked me even until the last time I was over at her house

Femanons, would girls just ghost a guys like that? What reason would make them do that? Why?

It seems you can't do anything about it if they decide to just drop you.

I had kinda the same thing going

>Match on tinder
>Meet up, have a good time, take her home 'cause her last train left already and she needed a place to crash
>I offer her one side of my bed, she practically slept only in panties and a shirt of mine
>After I turned off the lights I decided to just fucking do it and snuggled up to her, she hugged me closer I kissed her and we just cuddled and slept and cuddled the rest of the night
>of course I'm a loser because I developed a strong crush after that night close together

Problems is

>Girl swings between being totally unresponsive on Whatsapp to being really talkative
>I sperg out every time I write her because I'm a loser who spills his spaghetti while texting
>She may or may not visit me again tomorrow, she still is undecided, of course I can't keep the cool enough to fucking just secure a second date
>I wanna take her out to a concert, I hope that's exciting enough to spark more, maybe take her to a romantic place after the concert and then to my place again to cuddle and maybe more

I think you did pretty good OP, don't blame yourself if a girl flukes on you. You seem way more confident and interesting for girls than me. Try to forget her if she does not reply to your last message in three days and go back into the game, because you seem to have at least some.

You will cause her irreversible mental trauma if you go through with killing yourself, regardless of what you do to try to counteract it.

Also, you're going to die sooner or later, why rush into it?

>but I don't want her to have a mental breakdown over it, so what do I do?
Get professional help. There is no other way around it, plain and simple. You will permanently scar her otherwise. While you're looking for professional help take a look at the resources in this pastebin.
http://pastebin.com/BSZDiAKd

>>17789485
Im sure trash wont be missed as you're probably the kind of retard that's sufficed with living a lie all your pathetic life, loser. Know that nothing of value will be lost once you off yourself because you're a joke.

What's the job and what does it pay?

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>>17789386

Life operator
11/hr>>17789386
I think

>>17789381

Life operator

>>17789374
So do that.

Pretend it never happened, he doesn't have to know

It's what makes you human. But if you're here for sympathy or pity then there's something wrong I reckon.

The best thing for you to do now is to learn from your mistakes. Assuming you do not want to do it again. Move forward and do not over think it.

>>17789354
You don't. I have a rape and anime fetish. Despite this, I will never rape an anime girl or my gf of 2 years.

It's called accepting reality and managing your dissapointment at wanting what you can't have.

For the love of god DON'T FUCKING TELL HER.

>>17789363
Are you serious? You do realize that roleplaying a rape is actually the most popular sexual fantasy for women, right?

>>17789263
Habit

(Which can be devolved, stop making poor excuses)

>>17789265
Well I meant more along the lines of what gives people the motivation to go through the same bullshit everyday than literally how do you force yourself up out of bed

Most normies only need simple things in life to feel content. A desk job, a few friends, social events and some consumerism. They do want for much more and although fantasies of grandeur may occur they never really have ambition or a need for it. They may get down, even depressed, but it's usually very short term.

You likely just have a (natural or developed) desire for more. That can be material, career driven, higher purpose, whatever. You need to find something that fulfills you, that makes you want to get up in the morning. That could be your job, your wife, your next holiday, your goal to become an astronaut, whatever.

It's easier for some than others.

>>17789148
This post will work beautifully for the prosecution at your trial

You should quit your job.

>>17789148
you're misusing the word "whom".

that's as far as i made it in your post sry

>>17789087

Learn cunnilingus and she literally won't care if you last even 5 seconds.

http://thoughtcatalog.com/zaron-burnett-iii/2013/08/a-gentlemans-guide-to-cunnilingus/

read this, all of it. Seriously, it helps

>>17789087
same way you get good at anything- practice

Teasing and foreplay are always fantastic and it gets both parties buttered up and ready to go if you know what I mean.

Try to figure out what she likes and give her a little bit before taking it away, and then give her a lot of it and take it away again. This could be anything from kissing her neck to the act of sex. One game I like to play is called "just the tip" which is where I rub/insert the tip of my dick around the entrance of her vag while I make out with her. Once I feel ready I'll give her a deep thrust or two and sit there while I make out with her again, then pull my dick out so that the tip is at the entrance again. Rinse and repeat. Works like a charm every time.