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>>17786647

Time to grow up.

>>17786647
You realize you're a fucked up pedo, right?

>>17786649
I can't and I don't want to, I just want to go back

>>17786654
But I'm not

it's a pretty common sign, that you are beeing used and waste your time, if the relationship is named long distance

>>17786588
>they only text you when they are horny
>always asking for nudes
>asking for money but never paying it back
>keeping contact to a bare minimum
(so you stay around for when it benefits them)

>>17786588
If it's a long distance relationship is the biggest sign why don't you live together? How is it a relationship if you don't see eachother?

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>>17786559
>Now what do I do with my life?

Let JESUS in.

JESUS will give you direction.

JESUS wants your semen for breakfast in heaven.

>>17786559
Hard work counts more than smarts so figure out something you're interested in and that pays well(if that's your goal) and put in some hours gaining skills.
You don't have to be the best. You have to be better than average

>>17786686
Smh repent

If she is offering to let her stay with you is she offering to help you find a job? If you can have a guaranteed job or have job skills that can be useful over there that is a good start. If she os offering her place that would be nice. If not, ask if there are local places to rent that are cheap. Do you have any money or savings at all that are in the thousands? Would you risk having your dad not talk to you for months or years out if pride? If he wouldn't contact you,would you initiate contact? I'd bet if you pull it off, he would at least at some point begrudgingly respect you making it on your own. Usually family wants what they see us best for you. He may see this as a hobby not your life's ambition. If you go and don't make any progress in your dream if a pro career, do you think you'd go back home? Not staying with him unless desperate. Is there any way to stay with a friend in Italy and get a job with that friend or with one of their family members? Just so you earn money and pursue your dream too. Good luck!

>>17786540
Skiing in Canada? Not gunna make it, those kids are trust fund babies spending weekends at 5 star resorts blowing up their parents bank account. Let alone the off season training without having to stress over this thing you call a job.

>>17786578
Cause I'm bored I looked into it. About $1400 for a helicopter lift per day. $100 for food. $600 for a weekend at the mountain resort hotel. Maybe $400 cash on hand in case. Probably close to $2500 a month for a personal trainer. Maybe $150 for the membership. And probably an additional $3000 for competition fees for the season.

Some people have a staring problem. You're probably in her eyes sight and she looks your way. Or she might hate you for other reasons. Women are funny like that. If they learn 1 unappealing thing about you, they'll turn :)))))

>>17786538
Huh, fun

I thought a girl was staring at me a lot, but then I learned she was practically blind without glasses and couldn't see me most of the time.

Point being, there could be hundreds of reasons.

OP: Will add that: yea i'm 23 and I still pick my nose

Next time you see them, notice if they give a funny look or quickly turn away. If it happens a couple of times, the same day, they may have seen it. If they just act their typical self, then they may not have seen it and it was a dream or they legit don't care. Either way the next time you have class act like it was any other day, show that you don't give a fuck, like you never (may have never) done it in the first place.

>>17786503
no, it's just me and the teacher

Can you afford not to go to rehab?

>>17786477
That's a really good point, but the thing is if I go to rehab I think I would lose my job; my attendance is complete shit now.

>>17786482
You'll lose your job if you keep getting high

help there must be at least one person employed on this site

>>17786492
Where do you live that they're allowed to list jobs as women only or that have appearance requirements on non-shit jobs?

Also, I hope you're not relying solely on the paper. I wasn't even aware companies still advertised jobs in the newspaper. It's all online now. If you haven't tried it yet, search online or canvas the area in person. I got my job by walking through the front door with a resume just when they were looking to fill a position.

Is there no Craigslist for your area? Or the nearest major city to your area? Have you tried with any friends or family friends? Do you have a resume already prepared? I'd ask a friend or to use them as a reference since they would have a different last name, or a family member with a different last name, to be one of the people they can call. Basically bullshit as much as you can on the resume so that it can lead to some job that is close to what you have done without the need for a degree. Good luck on your search!

>>17786358
Try /an/

Your girlfriend is a whore.

get her this

http://nypost.com/2013/05/15/43-8-million-for-this/

or you hate her

I'm planning to have both of my breasts removed since I'm not using them.

>>17786391
I'm no doctor but I have heard of that operation being done without much fuss. However, I think you MIGHT have to convince the surgeon that you are in a healthy state of mind and that you aren't making a rash choice that you will regret much like when you request to have you tubes tied. Don't hold my word for it though, but i can't imagine it being TOO much of a problem

Also FYI it's called a mastectomy

>What advice can you give me about it?
Don't use alcohol or other psychoactive substances like weed to cope with stress. Firstly, it's effective at the start, but later when you get to depend on them simply not being drunk or high would be stressful for you.

>>17786317
Why? Like, to what purpose did you want to become an alcoholic and the same for smoking. For me the bottle chose me. I would recommend learning to prepare/cook health food and exercising regardless and possibly in place of those bad habit you were looking to form.

>>17786341
I'm currently getting my life back on track but I'm still very unhappy and quite stressed about everything.
I already cook decent food.

>>17786315
Lose fat.
If you are a female, it is very, VERY unappealing.
You can't even see the neck muscles with that.

>>17786322
And your fucking collarbones.
Wew

Try to extend your jaw forward if you know a picture is being taken, if it's something subconscious you only do when you're on camera.

If it's still there, then you have a fat chin and it can't be helped by anything other than losing weight sorry bruh

Yes, by asking people if they visited your profile.

>>17786305
>>17786313
Don't listen to this guy. [spoiler]They know.[/spoiler]

I have heard rumors, that people who you see in that "do you know this person" part are people who have looked at your profile. But I have nothing to back up this claim. Seems plausible though.

No ad on facebook is by accident. I onetime was looking for an apartment on google. Soon o realized apartment adds in exact neighborhoods that I browsed, being advertised on facebook.

Anything that doesnt involve human interaction to be done

In my case: programming shit

>>17786170
Reading.
Writing.
Drawing, painting, photography.
Making music.
Listening to music.
Cooking, baking.
Single-person athletic activities: bike, swimming, running.
Outdoor activities: kayaking, hiking, fishing.
Learning a language.
Fixing things.
Woodworking.
Gardening.
Working on cars.

>>17786170
Cooking is fun, can be done without talking to anyone and then you can eat the stuff and you feel warm, just like if you had sex.

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Pretend to be a blind man

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>>17786167
With results like these I can't take that chance. I'd die of a heart attack.

>>17786197

I'm in tears hahahahaha holy shit, she is as ugly as a hate full of assholes lol

I remember my days on PoF, OKcupid and Tinder... The amount of girls I went on dates with who were secretly fatties cause they put up pics of them years ago was astonishing...

How old are you?