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I'll try to keep it simple.
Me : tranny, post op orchiecotmy, no sex drive or desire. Closed still present and dress as male. Shy as fuck "weird" no friends introvert. Listen to dimmu borgir

She: really pretty. Christian, 8/10, recently broke up with bf.

Now I'm open to being in love with a man or woman or in between. Despite there being more attractive popular people she can talk to she talks and hangs out with me. She gave me her number and always is the one asking to hang out. She admits she still has huge feelings for her ex. But she makes subtle hints like she only dates people who live god before her. And she knows what type of music I listen to and she never tries to "convert me".
But implies all the time she can only date a Christian. And occasionaly says she would one day love to see me have a relation ship with god.

Anyway idk. She doesn't even know I'm about to be castrated. She thinks I'm having a hernia fixed. I'm not physically attracted to her persay. But feel empty when she's not around. And I feel like being in a realationship would make things better.
Since 3 years ago she's only dated Christians.
Idk. I feel like if I wait for her to heal. And accept god she would be my gf. But I would never do that. FUCK
My feels....... They throb.
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Tricky... But
Its better to say how you feel and fuck it up, than not say how you feel and have it fuck you up instead ya?
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>>17788958
That's what I'm debating. But she's a little hurt and unstable from the break up. I'd want to wait for her to heal. But idk either way I feel will end up shitty. I almost want to deconvert her. Obviously cautiouslesy and carefully.
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>>17788934
Let's break down what's going on here
>You're attracted to someone with a largely incompatible lifestyle to yours, who places a great value on her partners sharing said lifestyle with her
>She wants you to adopt a lifestyle you're not interested in
>She knows nothing about your orientation including some very major changes you're going to be making, and you're already hiding shit from her
>You think being in a relationship with her is a good idea

Sounds like you're lonely and trying to convince yourself to dive headfirst into a situation that really isn't right for you. At the very least you need to be honest with her about what's going on in your life, and where you stand with where you will and will not fit into her beliefs.

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It's itchy
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Put on some calomine lotion or hydrocortisone cream to relieve the itch so you'll stop scratching it. Leave it alone, see if it heals. If it doesn't, go to a doctor.
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>>17788924
Its probably aids.
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>>17788945
I knew I shouldn't have slot up with that gay frogs ass needle it uses to shoot crokadil

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My face skin is shit

i dont have any zits buts its so fucking dry and scaly

what can i buy?
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>>17788913
Moisturizer
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>>17788998
makes me rly think
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>>17788913
this
>>17788998
high quality moisturiser. do research.

My gf and I have anal sex every now and again, and it's really fun but when we try to do it doggy style it hurts her too much. I mean I love doing it missionary with her it still feels good, but I do enjoy getting to look at her ass every so often. We use a lot of lube, and I go as slow as possible but it still hurts her. Can you guys help me?
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Try it spooning. That's the only way I ever did anal (only a handful of times too, mind) with my ex, and it's probably my favourite position over all. The closeness is great, you can kiss her neck, she'll feel less exposed than doggy and you can still stare at datass
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alright, i'll help you. but only this time OP. send me your address so i can determine what the problem is while you're going at it.
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>>17788912
She doesn't mind the openess of doggy she likes it, but the position itself hurts her. We have tried spooning before but my gf and I are on the chubby side, so her ass is very....well large. And even though I'm above average it is hard for me to stay in her in that position.

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I'm probably going to regret posting this, but I need good advice.

I guess I should start with the basic stuff; I'm a guy, I'm gay and I've been sad and lonely for a little over 2 years now - I thought it was because of my weight, as I used to be a little bit chubby, but I'm as thin as a rail now. So it couldn't be that... Could it be my ridiculously broad shoulders? My lack of feminine curves? I don't know - /adv/ help me out?
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>>17788883
be outward, outgoing, and stuff. seek new people, friends, and experiences
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>>17788894
I would but...
I'm kind of an introvert by nature..?
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>>17788915
That would be why.
What's your type?
If you're a bottom and into older guys being shy isn't that bad.

If you're chasing someone good looking and near your own age you'd better start polishing your game, shy doesn't cut it in a competitive environment.

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Why do guys hate women who sleep with a good amount of guys but are OK with it when guys have that much? Or get mad and would refer to breaking up when a girl doesn't want to put out out but calls her a slut if she does? Is there a set spectrum that guys follow for this stuff? I've seen guys complain that their girl isn't good with bjs or sex because she's inexperienced but in the same breath would call a girl who can make you cum in 5 seconds a slut because she knows to much or probably had a good amount of partners to know what you want. Where do you draw the line, and where is that line in comparison to your life? Is it fair to want virgin girls and expect them to want you when you've fucked 7+ girls before her?
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>>17788879

People that think that way are completely hypocritical.

But you must also realize that you can't generalize all men. Plenty are virgins, who want to date a virgin. Plenty are experienced, who like experienced girls. A lot of the shit on here is completely contradicting because it's posted by different people.
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I'm not okay with guys who fuck a lot of girls, either.

A lot of guys aren't.

But it's not a view that's popularized by media. We're just called spergy virgins.
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It's hard to sleep with a lot of girls.
It's easy to sleep with a lot of guys.

Fat ugly sluts exist.
The guys that fuck all the girls are ripped, rich, good looking, etc.

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My girlfriend smokes weed occasionally, about once a week. It's no big deal, but for some reason it really bothers me. I'm not against pot, but I kind of wish she wouldn't do it.

What's wrong with me?
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Pre established notions ya? Some people like a cold beer after work? I as well as many other would like some bud.. Or both ha. Get over it
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^I think it's fine too OP, but to play devil's advocate, maybe you don't like how she acts when she's stoned? It changes peoples behavior
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>>17788872

Same situation. My girlfriend smokes a lot, but not as much as some people.

It annoys me because it smells bad and gives me a headache, and sometimes the smell from the other room makes me gag.

But all things considered she is a great girl and I love her so I can put up with it. I'm thankful she isn't smoking an L to the face, or ripping mad bong hits like some of her friends do.

So, I just stay in the living room and she does it in the bedroom. Could be worse.

>>17788905

Yeah, and some people like to touch little kids. get over it.

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I live in GA. My boyfriend cheated on my last year during my pregnancy with a girl we both worked with. It was a disgusted situation but I'm still with the guy and I chose to work past it.
I did however decide to take out a lot of frustration (a year after the cheating ended) on the girl for being such a snake. Yes, I think she deserved it. There's much more to the story.
I had over 100 guys send penises to her phone until she changed her number (there's no proof I did that)
I got on my boyfriends phone and took backed up photos she sent them to him. I did some other stuff with theses photos but today I sent them all to her entire family on facebook and new boyfriends family as a thanksgiving gift. Her boyfriend sent me a message saying they would get me for harassment and that I'm going to jail and went too far. I highly doubt that but I need a second opinion.
I don't want to go to jail. I have an eight month old who I love dearly
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Lol your boyfriend kept backed up photos of her?
I don't understand the rage at her when you've willingly accepted the role of cuckold.

You shouldve dumped him and aborted the kid the second you found out. Cyber bullying and anti revenge porn laws have been created in most places, so you don't need to worry about IF, you're going to jail, its all but certain.
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Your boyfriend is a bad dude, and you should go to jail lol why try to fuck someone elses life over someone elses actions, she didn't do anything besides fuck your boyfriend, enjoy court.
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>>17788787
>I don't want to go to jail.
Then don't commit fucking crimes. He's right and it's harassment, if it's not too late yet, apologize to them directly, ask for understanding for your emotional state, baby and all that shit.

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this girl i know and have been flirting with back and forth all semester just sent me 30 messages in succession mid conversation explaining that she is changing her life and due to this shift in ideology she considers me to be a lesser human and an influence she does not need. she claims to hope that she finds a reason to continue to interact with me.

30 messages.

also she called me a normie

i thought we had a thing going and this literally comes out of no where. what the?
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>This is my first encounter with Bipolar Disorder
Lucky man. Thank goodness this happened before you invested any time or money on her. By next week, she'll have made the decision to be a lesbian.
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she's losing her mind, the things she says nothing to do with you or anything else in reality
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>>17788697
>also she called me a normie

Sounds like you got a keeper

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So, I'm 18 and started noticing my hair was falling out a year and a half back. Long story short I'm worried if Finasteride can prevent me from fully maturing as a male, like dick size wise, beard wise, libido and all that crap since it inhibits the enzyme that converts testosterone to dht, the more potent male androgyn that some say have a link with masculine characteristics. But I still want to keep my hair... What should I do?
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buy a dress and find and old man to call daddy while he spanks you
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Don't use that shit. Either shave your head or try essential oils/a shampoo/conditions with tea tree oil. I had the same issue and I'm 19, I started using the combo of oils and my hair is thicc. Also, wear a hat? Most women are attracted to guys with hats if you're from the south.
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>>17788791
>Tea tree oil
I've got some snake oil that might help you too, you tongue slapping retard.

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Girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me about 3 months ago. She said we were going different paths, didn't love me anymore, etc. She admitted that there was nothing wrong with the relationship, she just decided she wanted to date other people I guess. She lied to me the whole way down, so I'm kind of pissed.

Now she's dating this dude who we were both friends with and it's really pissing me off. (Not really, but just dumbfounded and resentful).

It seems like she doesn't care about the past 2 years, and now she's dating someone who is totally opposite of her opinions, beliefs, everything.

Is there something wrong with me that she just left suddenly? I wasn't abusive, spiteful, or anything to her. I wanted to settle down soon and get married. I'm not sure what went wrong.

Any advice welcome on things to do from here, or strategies (besides mindlessly fucking everybody) that comes to mind?
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You're a beta cuck
She prob slept with friend while you were together
Sorry bro
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>>17788491
I highly doubt it.
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Having a similar issue. I feel like shit all the time

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How do I eat a girl out efficiently? My first gf was a bitch and didn't even let me try after once (I had never done it before)
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>>17788464
Worked for me. Also check out guide blogs by lesbians in general, they know wtf is up

http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/233767-the-lesbian-guide-to-eating-pussy-(every-man-must-read)
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>>17788464
>efficiently
That's your first mistake right there
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>>17788479
What? Why?

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>be 24
>acquired first gf last week
>she found out I'm a foot fag two days in
>says she's going to drain my balls tonight with her feet
>she's a student athlete and will be getting out of practice in two hours
>I love sweaty, smelly girl feet
>my balls are already drained from fapping to amazing porn hours ago

If I let her go through with it, will I cum blood? Would I have to go to the hospital? Am I in danger? Will it hurt?
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No, you're most likely just not gonna cum at all or spit out a few drops, and be in pain the entire time. In either case though, she'll probably be unimpressed and never do it again.

If you can, try to reschedule somehow or tell her you wanted to take things a bit slow and just massage her feet.

Also, if you've got a gf, you should try to cut back on the fapping dude.
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>>17788429
>Also, if you've got a gf, you should try to cut back on the fapping dude.
/thread

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Hot coworker acts really close to me, always asks about my day, insists to do stuff for me, is always really talkative around me. Then she casually did a "so your girlfriend blah blah blah?"
I said I'm recently single, which I am, and that was that.

Thing is, she's hot, petite, really smart. She's a bit older than me but no biggie. I know for a fact she doesn't have kids but I don't know whether she's married or not. She seems like a career lady desu

Anyway what can I do? What are the chances she wants the dong? I'm not even looking for a relationship, I just wanna fuck her ass.
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>>17788384
Just ask then you dweeb
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>>17788384
>insists to do stuff for me, is always really talkative around me. Then she casually did a "so your girlfriend blah blah blah?"

How can one man be so dense?
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>>17788451
I'm dense because this shit never happens to me.

How do I know she isn't simply nice to her fellow coworker?

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A girl stares at me constantly, purposely waits to read my messages, will sometimes ignore me but then check to see my reaction from afar, refuses to hug me but hugs everyone else, will tease me, will lecture me if I do something stupid or wrong, and will laugh at about everything I say. She's interested in me, right...? The only off putting thing is that she ignores me hard core and it makes me feel confused and a little depressed. Is there something I SHOULD do? Keep in mind we used to talk daily and she'd flirt, but then she turned really awkward like this for some reason. I never really showed my interest in her, I think.
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She likes you, yes.
If you're interested too ask her on a date. Literally anything will work, she's blatantly thirsty.
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>>17788352
When I try to start conversations with her she kind of gives bland responses though, not like she used to. She seems nervous as fuck, is there a way I can calm her down? It probably doesn't help that I hardly talk and I always look angry...
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>>17788357
>She seems nervous as fuck
Because she likes you and doesn't want to look like an idiot.
Literally just ask her out. Don't just try to have a conversation because she's going to be a weird nervous wreck. The second it's a date she'll probably open up a lot because that "DOES HE LIKE ME?????" feeling will be gone.

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