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People my age are getting married and having children and I know all of this is childish and I'm only embarrassing myself in the long run but I just can't help it.

Fuck it man. Do what you want. If you don't like it later,stop doing it. Life is all about experimentation.

I'm 27. Just drove my truck to a bar wearing my motorcycle jacket, cuz fuck it i wanna. Had a great time with my buds. I got some googly eyes from some lasses. I got eye rolls from others. Do i give a fuck? Not one. Because i think it looks baller as fuck.

Live your life op.do what you want. Life is too short to care about this type of shit . Make sense?

>>17792044
No, not really. I don't want to embarrass myself. I know that's exactly what I'm doing but I can't stop.

Well-adjusted adults don't just get shitfaced at 5 pm and buy several jars of hair dye out of the blue. Adult men don't just fucking dye their hair pink.

Do you really need one?
Try to be happy with yourself first, you'd be surprised to know that having a gf/bf isn't everything you think it's cut out to be.

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Tell her "I'm a gorilla dick nigger, I make dyke pussy wet."

Get out the basement

>>17791914
What classes did you do poorly in?
Remember that medical schools have two separate values for GPA; one science/math GPA and a total GPA. As long as you didn't fuck up your chemistry, biology or math grades too much you should be fine.

>>17791934
I'm not in the US, so it's sorta different. I mostly study Physiology. I still have a chance and I know it's not the end of the world if I don't make it but beyond that I just want to do well in school…

>>17791914
Professor writing here.

In my experience, students who work hard and still do poorly aren't usually stupid. They're studying the wrong things.

Unlike in school, very few university subjects are about learning stuff (facts, names, dates, etc.) They're mainly about learning how to think like a pro in that field.

The easiest example is math. The professor will put a problem on the blackboard and then solve it. DO NOT study that problem. You will never see it again. What you will get on an exam is a different problem of the same sort, to see if you learned how to solve this sort of problem on your own - if you learned how to think like a mathematician.

Similarly, if a history course on, say, World War One has you read all about the many causes and the professor spend class time analyzing the political causes, DO NOT just copy down his conclusions, but pay attention to HOW he went through the data to pick out what was important. You will NOT get an exam question "What were the political causes of WW1?" But you are likely to get "Using the methods we used in class, discuss the economic causes of WW1."

Get it? A certain amount of memorizing of facts, dates, formulas and other data is inevitable. But focus on the HOW TO of what goes on in class, because you're going to be asked to show that you can do it yourself.

Good. Don't use one.
Not only is it difficult to do correctly, (you will miss and acquire permanent brain damage after those poor fucks save you), you will make a mess for the people who have to clean up after you.
Some advice: Make sure you take a shit and a piss beforehand. Perform an enema if you want your pants to come out squeaky clean after your disembowel yourself.

Make sure that people know about your suicide (after it's complete), so people don't have to deal with a week-old rotting carcass in the apartment. I leave method of contact to you.

Finally, the actual advice: Use a helium exit bag. Unlike Carbon Dioxide, which gives you a feeling of breathlessness, Helium does not. Neither does Carbon monoxide, by the way, but carbon monoxide is less safe, as to produce it you require an open flame.
For reference, it takes about 3 minutes to die of suffocation. Plan accordingly.

tl;dr helium gas bag over your face == painless death

>>17791896
>tl;dr helium gas bag over your face == painless death

Dont kill yourself. Any form of helium you can get your hands on will absolutely not kill you but instead cause irreparable brain damage, as they have since added oxygen to helium sources exactly for this reason.

>>17791929
In that case, monoxide is the better solution. You can't add breathable air to burnt-off propane. The problem then becomes "How do I not burn the house down in the process?", which is apparently cheaper and less difficult than finding a suicide aide.

>>17791877
You're not ready to be in a relationship if you're still insecure about yourself. Work on yourself before you drag someone else along your crazy ride.

If there is no trust there is no relationship

>>17791877
That is what ruined my relationship.

However, my ex was a tomboy and I hated it, she had a ton of ppl on her AIM list, and once even rubbed in my face that she was hanging out with her guy friend.

Needless to say, she drove me insane. My brain literally generated heat that you could feel with your hands. I wanted to dump her so badly, but I had so much in common with her, other than her stupid ass tomboy bullshit. Add to this, long distance.

I lost my mind. She dumped me eventually. Years went by before I could move on.

Now, I had my reasons not to trust her, and in the end I was right about her anyway, she was talking to another guy behind my back.

If you don't have the fortitude to endure stupid shit, understand this, those who truly love you will do everything in their ability to try and comfort you without disrespecting you the way my ex did.

If you can't deal with it, move on before it destroys you, cut it short before it becomes worse.

>>17791839
The experience would be invaluable. However, don't burn bridges, and don't get too interwoven that you can't make a clean break when you're ready to leave.

Give it a shot, OP. Maybe it'll be better than you think. Hell, you may be really happy together. And as far as anime, just start her off on something easy to digest (Ghibli movies or something), dubbed in English, and see how she feels after that.

>>17791935
I might need one of those anime's that got dubbed by Disney actors, I mean she's extreme plebeian.

>>17791824
He is not the father

>>17791824
I vacuum, sweep/mop, do the laundry, dishes, clean up garbage around the house, wipe down the appliances/bathroom, and take care of the baby(diapers, baths, separate laundry, breastfeeding, etc.). On top of this I have a job online where I make decent income, enough to support myself and the baby if I decided to do so. When I am working, I pay exactly half of rent plus $200 that pays for the entire internet+power bills as well as contributing to food and paying at least some of the car expenses(I benefit from it even though it's not my vehicle). Also I buy my own food, we pay for our own phone bills, and on top of this I buy anything the baby needs most of the time. I admit that I do my chores only about once per week as it's just us living together(we don't make much mess) and I mostly eat out(don't make many dishes besides glasses of water, and coffee to stay awake) because I don't have much time away from baby to cook as much as I used to(if he asks me to make something, I will cook anything for him).

I assigned him two chores officially when we moved in together while promising to take over all the rest. One was to take the garbage bags and put them into the collection bin outside, and the other was to take care of the pet he purchased right before I gave birth when I didn't want it. Recently I thought it'd be a good idea to start recycling empty bottles for extra cash, and was hoping he'd also take them to the depot just across the street. He works ~9hrs per day outside of the home. At the moment, baby goes to bed one hour after he gets home. If the baby is in a bad mood(usually is, wants to eat and go to sleep) he'll run out of patience within 5 minutes and give it back to me.

>>17791836
He is the father, the kid looks remarkably like him.

>>17791805
Stop feeling sorry for yourself, you fucking pussy.

>>17791805
happy birthday, anon

>>17791805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cEcuV-LGQ0

Soon brother

>>17791796
It is impossible to put pepperoni on a pizz without putting cheese first. Any pizza place is set up with sauce then cheese.

At any rate, you fucked up, and got fired. Take it like a man.

>>17791796
No chance, you're definitely going to have to find a new joj. It was an honest mistake, but it ended up being a bad one, and your manager definitely had to fire you. It'll be a funny story when you get a new joj

Why bother sticking around in a place that panders to the sensitivities of religious fanatics over a simple mistake? Just apply at another pizza place if you can't get the job back.

https://youtu.be/6st_tFj6ouM

Nah cheat on her you get both with no downsides

>>17791766
Yes, let her be with someone who's committed to her

>>17791766

No, you should break up. If you have to ask a question like that, the relationship isn't good.

BB gun
.17hmr is more fun in my opinion

>>17791763
mines trained to be quiet when i yell shutup, and if she does it again i fucking chase her until shes panting. she usually stays quiet for a few hours now if i yell shut up

>>17791763
>>17791765

The fuck is wrong with you two? I tool in a literal stray cat and all I had to do when my car meowed was to let her out (for the bathroom) or feed her. Cats aren't too fuckin' complicated they only meow to communicate with dumbass humans. I've seen packs of stray cats not make a single meow and yet behave perfectly fine. You do now you're housing an animal right? Not a human that understand what you mean and comprehends your disdain of them.

>>17791754
>Have weird pulsating tightness feeling in right side of chest near lower ribcage
>Feel like I'm winded

Both the symptoms of tightness or pain in the chest and feeling out of breath are reasons enough to go to the ER immdediately. And that is separate. The fact you feel them combined means you need to get on the fucking freeway to your local hospital right this fucking minute. Ask any doctor/advice nurse/anyone worth their snot and they will stay the same.

Chest tightness and loss of breath are things not to ever fuck around with. Go to the ER.

>>17791762


Following up the only non-threatening things it could be is Asthma or Anxiety and if you dont have a history with either then get to the ER NOW!

>>17791768
Op here, waiting at emergency now, so far it's most likely muscular skeletal problems. Not life threatening atm

>>17791752
Ignore her. Become the best person you can be and make her regret leaving you

First what you do is grow up. How old are you?

Flour in the defrost vents and turn it up to full blast

>>17791741
Unless you have a large variety of assets in other forms of investment and have a large amount of savings as well, buying a house is financially a bad idea. Inflation readily outpaces the value of a home over time.


for kicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHU_KLYhibI

>>17791748
that was very interesting to watch lol

depends on your income and financial stability to be honest and how much houses are in your area for buying compared to renting.

for example: here its expensive as hell to rent so it makes more sense if you plan to live 'here' to get enough money for the down payment and your mortgage payment equates to the same or less than rent. i live in an expensive ass city though.

You have BPD or something, see a doctor.

>>17791710
Mental issues. Take your meds kiddo. They work for me and my mom. Maybe Trump can fix the fucking system that Obama left behind. If you really want to, just kill yourself. I still don't know why I haven't yet.

>>17791720
so they didnt work then?