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>>17791694
jesus christ. Tell her no and break up with her if she persists.

>>17791694
Ask her why she's so insistent on it. If you don't have a really solid level of communication and she's being sneaky and evasive about it that's cause for alarm. How much do you two trust each other? Considering you made a post about this on 4chan, I'd say I already know the answer.

>>17791694
On one hand Ive been that guy friend so I can tell you something from experience. If you make her choose between you and him, you are going to lose. And shes going to run to him for comfort. In my experience she did this before breaking up.
You gotta remember the amount of time invested. Theres her only friend who shes known and had for years, Then theres you who shes had for some months. If you two break up she will be left with nothing but sorrow from not having friends. Hell since you guys never see each other I hate to tell you this but you arent enough to remove her need for human friendship. You gotta basically live together for that to happen.

>>17791679
yup. they don't exist. there is literally only 1 kind of girl in the entire world, while men have billions of different personalities and dimensions to them, all women are shallow and 2-dimensional. now leave

>>17791700
R-really?

>>17791700
Fuk u

>>17791653
>enjoy talking about things a typical overly intellectual male would know
Women don't want to be friends with you because it sounds like you think that women can't talk about these topics

>inb4 most women my age aren't interested in deep topics
Neither are most guys, but you don't seem to have a problem finding these guys. You just sound like one of those women who hate women.

>>17791653
Nice pasta

As you get older it should become easier. Not saying you'll stop being attractive, just that the guys around you will get better control of their emotions and some of them will be capable of being friends.

>>17791640
>I just need some support, even if it's from Anons on 4chan.

You wont get healthy advice from 4chan even on /adv/ If you are seriously thinking about killing yourself, even without out intended to follow through or planning anything, you should talk to a professional. Could be as simple as a mental health hotline or as serious as seeing a psychologist. But dont ask help from a bunch of underaged kids and NEETs. They dont have degrees, they dont know how to handle this, 99.9% dont know have a remote amount of knowledge about what you are dealing with (me very much included). Seek a professional and you'll be far better off. But still hangout with us here on /adv/ and give some updates. I know id like to hear about any.

>>17791646

I honestly would prefer the underage kids, as everything else slowly devolves into

1. Arson
2. Attempted Arson
3. Extreme desire to beat the living shit out of someone.

>>17791656

While i agree this leans towards the fantastically entertaining side, it also severely turns away from helpful and practical.

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Women are social. If you just go up and say "hey bby want sum fuk" you are just a creep. Imagine something more like, you're standing in line together and you see somebody almost slip on the floor. Just say, "Hey, that was a close call" or something with a good smile, and tell a story about how your brother once slipped and broke a bone trying to pick up a leaf of lettuce. Then take what she says and try to branch into music or TV or one of your other hobbies. And maybe sometimes, they're cool enough that you might want to hang out another time to talk about Harry Potter and to add you on Snapshit.

You are nervous about just talking to girls as friends, but don't be afraid to tell a funny story or share a person experience to a new girl. Treat them like a good friend. Ultimately, they are dancing to your own social cues as much as you are to theirs.

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>>17791629
>if you just go up and say "hey bby want sum fuk" you are just a creep.
Well I know that, I mean like can you go up to a woman and ask something about say, the time, or to sit down at the same table, and talk with her there? Do I tell her I think she's attractive and ask to see her again?

OMFG

I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I HAD PLANS TO GET WITH ANOTHER GIRL

I'M SO STUPID

OMG
Someone hurry, I feel like I'm saying things I'm definitely going to regret

I'm getting to the edge of sexual......

WE'RE NOT THAT CLOSE

Give my mom a call.

>>17791494

>local brothel/red light district

>>17791500
Whats her #

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>tfw there's somebody better than you on the things you love / hobbies

What the fuck, why cant I be THE ONE

Why do you want to learn multiple languages?

Also duolingo is pretty good if you want to learn a language

>>17791489

Their Russian course was very bad when I tried it. This led me to believe that the rest of their - not so common - languages courses were that way.

Prefer textbooks desu.

What topic would you like to start talking about?

>>17791479
Church.

>>17791499
True man. I've met some great people at my local first baptist church that will listen to absolutely anything, I could tell them I raped a baby and they would take it in and prey for me haha. It's great

>>17791372

>does this turn girls off- not cumming?

I think that it doesn't matter when the only other alternative is getting a random girl from tinder pregnant and contracting herpes.

>>17791372
I'd say so anon. I asked my ex gf for a quickie and she said "its never quick with you"

Needless to say I came after 10-20 minutes of straight pumping. She came three times and she wasn't even turned on.

I only came 3 times (we never used condoms) out of the 10-15 times we had sex. I believe this was a factor in why we broke up, because I could never cum. When she stopped me the first time because I was taking too long she said "she was all used up"

So yeah m8 I think its why your tinder fucks dont come back. Its because you can't nut.

dude, you don't get condoms off the shelf, you get good shit off the internet and you make sure it actually fits right. fuck anything in a walgreens, they all feel like wearing a plastic sock.

Who the fuck cares?

Also grow up.

Probably.
3'' is only really a factor if both you're both skilled boxers

But he could be.
If you're not trained in taking a punch, just one will take you out.
It doesn't matter how strong you are if he gets a quick jab to your chin and you're down.

Fights are sloppy and messy and the big thing that martial arts train you is to be able to take a punch. Giving one out is less important.

Tyson said "Everyone has a plan until they get fucking punched in the face"

>>17791364

I saw this pasta here almost a year ago. Either this is just the worst pasta ever or this poor kid has been planning a fight for over a year.

>>17791305

You're retarded. Go to a doctor and get your mental health squared away.

That picture is really cool. Thanks OP

> Being a pussy for something you can't controll.

You're a retard.

Get a job, go to school or be otherwise productive with your life.

>>17791288
Immigrate to /pol/

>>17791308
This, basically. I realized that now that I go to college and work at the same time, sleep is crucial. So all I do is study, work and sleep. I rarely have time to post here, but I'm more active on weekends, since I don't have many friends.

Are you old enough to get a job and move out/be independent?

>>17791283
yes but unfortunately i change my jobs for 3 times now guess that's my major problem

>>17791377
Stop changing jobs.
Get a job, work it, even if you hate it, and move out.
Then start looking for a job you don't hate.
Do not leave your current job until you find a new job and are confirmed to HAVE THE JOB. Too many people quit before they get an actual offer.

At least he died an instant death. But I feel you, my grandma died yesterday as well. Had a stroke that left her a vegetable on sunday, and then it was all over.
Her last few hours weren't pretty, and I'm glad it's over for her, although I wish she'd not have to suffer an iota instead.

>>17791268
Also yes you should go to the memorial. Or at least visit his grave to say goodbye

As someone that has a motorcycle and went out of my way to talk to kids who had few friends and occasionally stick up for them you should go.

If it were me who got hit in a head on(as i almost did yestetday 2 miles from my rural home) i would want you to.

Tell his mother or grandmother that he was nice to you and brightened yoir day.