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Okay /adv/ I am having doggo crisis, my dog is currently turning 6 and when he was born his mom stepped on his leg and broke his thump. No one knew so we couldn't get medical treatment. I don't know why but I think our time is getting to end even tho he doesn't look like he's gonna die or even is dying. It may just die earlier because of the thumb. How do I overcome the feeling that my dog will pass away one day?

Pic related, my dog
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Me and my dog few years back
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My doggo now
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>>17787723
My doggo of 13 years had to be put down two months ago. My only advice is to not worry about that day coming. Just enjoy every day you have with them.

For the me the fear was experiencing the grief that I knew I was going to feel that day. Just know that's it's to cry and miss your doggo

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I have some dumbbells and a EZ curl bar. I need a program focusing on shoulders (like big boulder shoulders, training 7 days/week) and hitting all three heads. Also, is ok just to train shoulders or could I create some imbalance? Stretching routine?

>inb4 pic related is not natty
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>>17787647
Do a full body routine. Calisthenics can get you a lot farther than a couple dumbells.
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>>17787653
Oops forgot to mention. Dumbbells AND calisthenics. Any kind of exercise that will give me big shoulders, it's by far my weakest muscle. I planned on buying a pull bar but I am not sure if my doorway will handle it (I am 160lbs)
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>>17787673
Pike push-ups might be good, but I'd recommend not focusing too much one muscle and just do a full body routine until you have a good base.

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Help.
I'm a guy working at a Youth Hostel in S.A.
Women regularly leave their backpacks with us while they got on hikes or after they check-out to come back at night.
I regularly got through the hot ones things until I find some used/soiled panties, which I then use to jack myself off, pressing them against my face, getting high on their womanly scent.
I take care of never leaving any spunk on them and to put them back exactly where I found them.
Today a very hot Finn girl came back earlier than expected, told us her bus wasn't leaving until tomorrow, asked for her things and checked back into a dorm.
Problem is I have her whole dirty laundry, and smelly beautiful panties in my possession. Her back pack is now in a locked locker in the dorm, other girls are in there so there's no way I can put them back.
What should I do anon?
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Throw it out and deny seeing them in the first place
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holy fucking shit dude
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>>17787612
Yes, I'm contemplating this and deny everything even if I'm waterboarded... it could get bad though.

>>17787618
Yes, I know bro.

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How do you know when a stalker is dangerous? I have had a stalker for almost a year now, she gives me little gifts and notes but isnt hostile at all, i have had two relationships, and aside from the presents she seems to back off when i am with another girl. Whats going on with her? Will she ever be dangerous?
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The thing about crazy ppl is that u can't predict when they'll have an episode and that could mean anything from her crying at home for 16 hrs straight or her burning your house down while u sleep
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>>17787568
Just go to the police or something. Even if you don't mean to press charges on her or anything you'll want to establish a paper trail.

Male stalkers > Rape and kill you
Female stalkers > Go to police and make up that you raped them
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>>17787626
I already have gone to the police. She isnt doing anything illegal, or overtly threatening so they cant do much, she isnt inasive, just creepy, all she does is leave gifts and notes and occasionally we are in the same area, but she doesnt bug me, just watches for a few minutes from behind a tree then fucks off. Niether girlfriend i had even noticed her. She did leave a big ass bag of candy on my doorstep on halloween. But usually she leaves the gifts on my lawn outside my house.

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All these comments approving of what he's saying make me feel really self-conscious about having white friends at all as a non-white, are they literally all talking shit behind my back and will betray me at first opportunity?
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>>17787503
you have to go back
self deport or leave in a bodybag. those are your choices
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>>17787503
why'd even trust a white person to begin with? they're all unstable and annoying.
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>>17787503
I love how retardly paranoid liberals are these days go cry in your safe space

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I know, it's not bad at all but it's my money and I do what I want because I am an adult
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>>17787502
I really doubt it will fix your self confidence and or self perception. Going to the gym will help more.
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>>17787522
>gym helps with confidence and self perception
hahaha have you ever been to /fit/
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With a proper diet you could lose that in a month

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new thread same questions, the cycle repeats, anon sucks with women

>attractive girl in class
>dont talk to anyone
>end up matching on tinder
>she's really keen, offers multiple dates in which she is free
>hang out, make out, start talking about deep shit ( she brought it up)
>keep doing this for a few weeks
>fast forward to this past weekend
>notice she has started to loose interest slightly, probably due to my insecurities and such
>past couple of times we've hung out it has been short ending with her going out to do something else with friends
>she isnt looking for anything serious
>still havent fucked even though she has an extensive history, and is very open about it
>can tell she isn't as interested as she was when we first met, feel as if she is only keeping me around for a confidence boost
>told he last night that I'm done asking her to hangout and that if she wants to see me she can hit me up
haven't texted her all day, figure if she is truly interested she'll text me, at some point

>really dont want a relationship with this girl just wanna fug/ fwb/ cuddle buddy because she has a ton of issues

how do I become more sexually attractive to her again, at first she'd send me nudes and talk about, "WHEN" we fuck and now she doesnt ever bring up sex except to tease me.

what do /adv/? move on? ignore her for a bit? pretend I'm sleeping with someone else?
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bamp
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You should have fucked her on the first or second hang out

U dun goofed

Even worse that you seemed all bitter about it with that last text

Now that's out of the way and we accept that you have nothing to lose

I would get really drunk on the weekend and tell her to come through to smoke

Damaged deep college girls love degenerates that do drugs and don't play by societies rules
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>>17787510
I tried on the first dat but she said she wanted to wait, and that wasn't a text, I told her that when we were making out. Idk she's weird, tends to respond to bluntness. She also hates weed

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How do I into math? I'm shit at it.
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>>17787438
What kind of math do you want to learn? Just basic algebra?
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Practice more.
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khanacademy nigga

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I started a new job a few months ago, and one of my manager either makes super blatant remarks, or does stuff that i can't really figure out.

anyway, few things
>snuck up behind me with a knife asking if i'd be scared if she threatened me
>asked why i'm a quiet person, and i said i don't know, she said "i can think of a few ways to get you to be loud'
>the other day was talking about how two of my coworkers are dating, and she said 'don't you think it'd be fun to date someone you work with?"

what do?
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Are you a dummyhead? She wants your penor in her vagoo.
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>>17787429
How old is she in comparison to you?
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>>17787429

Ask her fucking out. Bring a pocket knife with you to the date.

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i called someone i knew a "nigger" and they messaged a bunch of people telling them what i called him.

is there any way to salvage this? one of the people he sent it to was my gf and i don't know if she checked the message yet and i'm also unsure how to talk about this if she does bring it up.
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>>17787422
You need to give us more context.

For example, if I call someone a nigger, I have plenty of options if I want to get away with it. I'm no native speaker so I would just say I didn't know that nigger was more derogatory than black, our word for black is closer to nigger after all. If I knew this would not work I would could instead say that it was in a burst of anger and I "didn't mean it". People who knows me knows I speak blunt and I'm prone to bad rage when induced to it. But I would not need to give any of those excuses to my girl because she's an actual racist unlike me (she was a sort of skinhead in her teens).

Tell us more about you, about the nigger and why did you call him that. And about your girlfriend.
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Trump is president now, you'll be fine.
51% of white women agree with you so your girlfriend probably won't say anything.
Just don't be a pussy and apologize, tell people they need to stop being such PC libtards and that words don't hurt.
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If she accuses you of anything call gf a nigger lover

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>girls post their photos on every social media and take a shot of everything they do
>attentionwhores
>be grill
>never post any photo of me on internet instead using random pictures about stuff I like
>where I can find your photos? are you passive-aggressive maniac?
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>>17787405
no one has ever said this you stupid whore
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>>17787419
Actually, that's the actual words from people who know me irl. And why am I a stupid whore?
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>>17787405
What is your question?

I found out a fat mexican nerdy girl has a crush on me. I didn't want to date her because she seemed so boring and awkward, but my friends pushed me until finally, my friend's girlfriend set us up. We went to dinner, saw a shitty movie, and then she ended up giving me the sloppiest blowjob in my car I have ever had. The second date, we just went to the park, then shopping where she bought me some random crap, then another sloppy blowjob.
Every date has been like this, and I kind of feel bad because I still don't know if I even really like her or I keep going out with her to get head. She is very nice and extremely easy to hang out with, mostly, but shes fucking cringey as fuck, she draws weird monster porn, plays more video games than actually leaves her house, and always wants to watch kid shit.
How do I know if I like her, or just keep going back for the head? We don't do anything else sexually, she just sucks me off at the end of dates.
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>>17787351
Sounds like a keeper
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>>17787351

she sounds like my type, but you already know you dont like her.

let her go some lucky weeb can have a chance at the sloppy blow jobs
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You like her to an extent but the sloppy bjs are the thing that makes you come back

You should see if you can escalate this into some kind of let my whole squad piss on you type situation

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Hey everyone.
My wife is away for school for a few weeks. I noticed a guy (ex maybe) she used to sext in the past added her on instagram and liked her pictures.
I wanted to check her direct message inbox (i have her password) and see if they've been talking.
However, I do not want to log onto instagram with my phone at home (she is 8 hours away) because i'm afraid instagram shows your IP address and I don't want her to know it's me - i want her to think her phone was hacked or something.

My plan is then to copy any bad/suggestive pictures they've been sending eachother and email them to me (with the guy's name) and say "Hey look what me and your wife are doing haha" then bring it up to her and divorce her.

tldr:
wife cheating probably, I need a way to log onto instagram via proxy or something to check her direct message inbox. I want to set them up.
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If you seriously want to divorce her you need to contact a lawyer
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>>17787344
>So a guy added my wife on instagram
>I want to divorce her

Geez.
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just cheat on her. monogamy is for penguins.

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If I'm stupid, make people uncomfortable in social situations and lack the talent to do or educate myself in anything particularly advanced, and want a solid, stable job where I can take my dog to work, what are my career options?
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unemployment or work from home
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>>17787370
No other options?

Like come on all I want is to take my dog to work. I can get one of them obedient breeds, or some rescue with a good character. I just wanna get up in the morning like ok buddy we gotta go, and use my coffee breaks for walks.
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Sounds like a question for google

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My friends (males and females) told me that i totally rock the dancefloor when we are at a party or a club
But when i'm dancing and the girls start to crowd around me i just ignore them because i don't know what to do
I don't know how to approach one or ask if she wanna dance
I'm totally new to this and i already know that i shouldn't come off as a creep
My looks are decent to slightly attractive and i'm tall (6'5) but is a smile on eye contact and a short approach really enough to get a girl to dance with me?
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>>17787337
yes
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>>17787337
Get in close to her hear and start talking
It'll be awkward at first because you haven't done
Once she seems receptive tell her lets dance and take the lead
It's like learning to ride a bike, once you do it a couple of times , you'll always know how
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>>17787625
*ear

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