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>>17789787
Yeah, middle school was a """"fun"""" time. It'll go away if you grow up.

>>17789787
EDGY
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>>17789800
>complaining about people being immature

How do you even stand being on this board for more than a minute?

in real life slut

>>17789788
Stop.

Anyone have real advice?

Where do you from?

>>17789746
Why are you allowed to live you pretentious nerd?

>>17789749
So I could skullfuck your mom you kike faggot

>>17789762
delete your account

>>17789735
U get llaid you're fine. Jk
Idk, u both seem to "understand" each other. It could turn in to something more intense that you ever felt. Why not give it a try?

There's only one way to find out. Depression shouldn't stop you from pursuing happiness, but it's also no excuse to hurt others with no regard for their feelings.

My advice to you if you try it:
Don't be a piece of shit
Maybe try to help each other heal from your the respective shitshows of your lives

>>17789747
This, OP. You have a very interesting situation with that girl, how openly you communicate and can relate to each others' current life happenings. I say go for it too, it could develop into something amazing. Maybe you end up dating, in the end, or become really close friends, or something else.

>>17789724
Instagram isn't made for reposting. It is made for your own pictures.
What do you do in your life? Post pics of the shit you do.

I don't like posting selfies, but I like travelling, hiking, cooking, books and interior design. My Instagram isn't bad even without pics of me.

>>17789728
Yeah that's another problem, I don't take much pictures frequently. I'm a I.T technician so I don't go out much from my office.

But I guess I get it what you mean.

>>17789724
kek angry joe?

>>17789681
how rank is a fat unhealthy uncut guys dick? RANK

It's just nature trying to ensure that land-whales have a very tough time reproducing.

Diet, hygiene and genetics take part in one person's overall scent but genetics play a small role. Like it could be slightly bland and musty, or just full on tangy, but diet and hygiene are usually the contributing factors. More sugar for example could lead to a yeast imbalance. More meat and carbs could lead to a stronger and more repugnant scent. Less water consumption could intensify the smell, more dairy and cheese that isn't feta, goat cheese, or Greek yogurt can be a bad thing too. Spicy foods tend to affect scent too. Coffee and alcohol is also bad.

Sweet potatoes, pineapples, cherries, cinnamon, Greek yogurt, honey, and other sweet fruits can improve smell and taste.

But your efforts become fruitless if you don't rinse that area at least once daily.

>>17789657
Wow shot that sucks op. What happened?

To be fair, dads are always better than the sons. I'd fuck my boyfriend's dad.

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>>17789666
I don't know. All I know is I feel betrayed. Every other woman thinks my dad is the "one", this time he found one that can handle him and that's cool I guess. Why did it have to be her, I have a feeling she did it just to punish me.

>>17789628
Just imagine the triggers had you not moved. I think you are doing fine. I picked out one horrible thing she did and every time I saw or heard a trigger I force myself to remember that. Didn't take long and when I got triggered I felt disgust instead. Win

>>17789648
Not a bad idea. It's hard to remember the bad times when the good times were so good, but we did break up for a reason.

Any other suggestions anyone?

>>17789759
You could kill yourself

Most anime is aimed at adults...

Try kill la kill great anime
Is really done in an old school manner

>>17789744
This is factually untrue.

because we will kill, die and do everything to get into their wet hole of heaven

slutty skanks are the source of all the world's misery

if there actually existed loyal females and I met one of them, I could literally endure any form of pain and suffering under the sun

but they just don't seem to exist

Everyone is looking for love

Just recently lost a relationship due, in part, to this and it sucks. Best thing is honesty. The longer you keep you keep your Obama fetish porn under the floor boards the more painful its going to be when they find it.

Also, if the're being an asshat about your views instead of actually having a respectful and civil conversation then fuck'em. Bye Felicia

>>17789581
>breaking up with somones based on political views
That's really fucked up.
You deserve to be alone.

lay it out on the table that you guys have different views.

either persuade him to take your side or conform to his, or agree never to talk about it.

Lmao, you won't become a pornstar if you've got a 5 incher buddy

its about being able to come on demand and providing an erection on demand
on camera
while ppl are telling you what to do

go to casting or some shit if thats your goal, its not as easy as it sounds

You need a bigger dong sorry buddy. Your best bet is to get a cam whore and do sex acts on cam for money.

I'm not sure what "good enough" is but it's a start.

There are procedures and treatments for repairing damage to a heart. Figure out what caused the disorder. How bad the damage is and talk to a doctor about treatment options.

Healthy, is a subjective term. Figure out a life style that enables you to be proactive towards the things you want in life.

>>17789538
I mean, if I live normally long enough will my heart repair itself?

>>17789553
The damage isn't bad enough to repair with surgery.

Sperging out is pretty vague, what did you do?

>>17789504
This

Story Time OP!

>>17789522
well, the long and short of it is that I idiotically decided to get drunk with my ex and some of her friends. I was still extremely emotionally distraught by the whole breakup but tried to get through the night and just have a good time. Eventually I started feeling really anxious, had to leave the room because I didn't feel safe or in good company among her friends, knocked over a few shot glasses and smashed them, started weeping profusely and at one point even blurring the lines between the emotional trauma of the breakup and her being on suicide watch for a while (I felt hugely responsible for this and apologised), and my childhood fear of the Apollo 1 spaceship fire. The two stories kind of blended into one as I was talking to my ex's mother in the car ride home, kek. I also apologised for "ruining her daughter's life", and asked if it would be ethically sound to ever sleep with her again.

It's random. I have gone to many cons and it wasn't until recently that a con slut tried to get me. Of course it was a Harley and of course I had a gf ugh.

Just be good looking and get your body cut as you can.

>>17789478
Thanks (op)

>>17789536
It helps to be a part of the series of the kind of girl you want.

Want a Mai? Be Andy or Terry.