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You posted this same shit earlier newfag

>>18207508
That might have been someone else

>>18207499
Girls seek many things in a man. Tell us something about you and we may be able to tell you on what to work on to increase chances of success with ladies.

But i bet you havent tried dating yet?

>>18207461
hold off on dating until you've got more income. Have you tried asking your boss for better hours or searched for a different job?

>>18207461
maybe your parents are doing that nice thing where they take all of your money so that you don't spend it and putting it in a savings account for when you reach a certain age.

>>18207469
Ive asked for more hours, she said if any more come up ill get them. Ive been applying for a lot of jobs, there really isn't much work in my town.

Ive held of dating for 3 months now, but yea it fucking sucks dude, i had more money in highschool.

>>18207473
That's nice and all, but it has kinda ruined my social life, all my friends go out drinking or do a group activity and im left out quite a bit. I still do some shit with friends but no where near as much as i used to.

>>18207415
You give value to the wrong things. It doesn't matter your abilities, it matters what you do. You want to value something that does not add value to you unless used.
Also, you don't need to do what you are good at, you just need to do something and never lose your will. That will, you can value, that will you should aim in having.

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>>18207415
Have you noticed how those are all ideas you've chosen to believe in and how none of them are actual reasons to dislike yourself, even in the case they're true?

>>18207505
>Just have unbreakable will
I love how superhuman traits are just simple things others think you can pick up because you feel like it

Look back through your childhood and try to remember what you wanted to do.

I was going through a book in which I wrote (as a 6 year old) what I wanted to be when I was 30. Just reading or remembering what you've always wanted as a child can change you more than any other adult could at your age or older. It's a bit childish but it's a childhood dream that burns with an even more intense light than your present dreams.

>>18207376
When I was a kid I thought nothing past the current day, I never had crazy dreams and if I did I honestly have no recollection of them at all.

>>18207357
Focus on the small things
Everyday just find one thing that is like "Yeah, this is good"
It can be just jacking off.
Or seeing the sun come out of the clouds
Or making dinner

Just one thing
That worked for me

>>18207273
>So I'm graduating highschool in like 3 months and I have a major problem, I've never had a gf.
But really though, what's your major problem? Sex isn't everything.

>Do girls like shy guys
Some girls do.

>Do girls actually like a nice guy
Some girls do.

>How do I become funny?
Start watching standup comedy. Pay close attention to not just what they're saying, but how they talk about specific issues, how they break down a story or concept for comedic affect. With being funny as with most things, if you want to get good, find out what the experts are doing.

>And just any tips you could give me about girls in highschool?
They're generally nervous, insecure, bad at sex, silly, vapid little twits who get infinitely more tolerable over their next 5-10 years.

Don't worry about girls in high school. The kinds of girls you meet after will change drastically, assuming you are going away from your hometown.

There are girls who like shy guys and some are known to actually approach the guy first or get their friends to do it.

Girls like nice people, yes. It's just like asking if you like nice girls. Some are exceptions.

If you want to become more funny, just watch some stand up comedy or skits. You will be surprised how happy you become. And the more happy you are the more funny you are. Being funny is not about you telling the best jokes, it's about you giving the good happy feely moods.

>>18207286
I mean I have everything else anchored, but I have no idea how to interact with a girl that I like. I dont know, I just feel like I should settle this problem before I go to college.
>>18207292
Yeah but if I can't even talk normally to a highschool girl that I like, it wont be good when I go to the real word

you're in middle school, this shit happens all the time and is far less important than you realize. Get over it, get over her, and find a new girlfriend and best friend.

>>18207268
Murder him and feed her his heart.

>>18207281
22 yo. Been in a relationship for three years

>>18207256
Potential acid flashbacks from residual LSD remaining in the body as it is never fully broken down. If this happens while driving etc it can be quite hazardous. Doesn't happen too often though

>>18207263
Been using lsd for five years and never had a flashback. I was recently taking lsd daily for a few months.

The only "flashbacks" I get are the week following a trip I'll notice a lasting glow, like my ambition was reignited. Sometimes something may trigger stress and you remember the mindset you had while/after tripping and you snap out of the stress and back into proper mindset.

On rare occasions these moments may cause you to notice minor visual hallucinations but I've never felt any unsafe side effects.

Take a below average dose and don't plan it out too much. Wait for the lsd to kick in and decide what you want to do in the moment. Have nicotine, weed, wine etc ready. Music is also very good.

>>18207263
>from residual LSD remaining in the body as it is never fully broken down
what the fuck ?
where did you get that shit from ? i guess you are mixing up some shit you heard here about hppd with some shit shit some retard told you (probably here too)

>>18207233
https://www.logicallyfallacious.com/tools/lp/Bo/LogicalFallacies/173/Sunk-Cost-Fallacy

I am sorry anon, no advice for you. Waiting for miracle can suck.

>>18207233
>I hate the east coast
Fuck you too

> People suck
you suck

>Everyone's fake/uptigh
I'd say everyone is more real because they don't pretend to love you if you sit next to each other on the train

>everything closes early
on weekends only

> I hate beaches and rain!
Why would you go to the beach when it rains

>I don't have friends here on the east coast to talk to because people here are kinda shit.
You are kinda shit

don't trap yourself just because you feel bad. Tell her how you feel and stop being a fag.

>>18207371
>t. Typical sensitive Yankee

Not even OP, but there's so much salt in your post I could mine it and sell it for decades.

>>18207180
I have PPP and am 22 yo virgin. Will I ever manage to find a girl who would accept this? Cabernet sauvignon

>>18207194
What is PPP?

>>18207180
ANYONE NEED ADVICE?

How close are your neighbors? If they're not chill and close then you might have some issues if there are a lot of cars and loud annoying drunk people.

And you're kinda in an iffy setting. Since youre by a city I'd hope the police have better things to do than bust parties like in my town. But also if your neighbors call the cops then you might get screwed

Also depends how many people you're expected to have over. The more people, especially obnoxious drunk girls, the higher chance of you getting busted.

>>18207043
I often see ads on hookups / porn sizes about pairs looking for girl / boy for 3somes. You can try post your own adv.

If you are willing to pay, why not buy regular whore? Swingers party?

Depends on what you and your partner like imo.

I had "4" threesomes (the last one was actually a weekend over the girls house when we had sex five times over two days), and met most of them on tinder. As long as your profile isn't the regular horny/rapist/cringy type, you'll be surprised with how many single girls are into it.

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>>18207166

No swingers stuff. We're greedy. We just like railing a girl together. In a weird way it makes her feel empowered to USE a girl WITH me.

Swingers are just people who wanna fuck other people and not break up over it. Websites are generally trash and scams.

>doesn't matter if a boy a girl

This is very relevant. Which one are you?

>>18207002
I am a girl. But what I meant to say was that both girls and boys told me they want to go out with me and be my gf/bf.

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>>18206988
Make friends with whatever sex you are. I'm guessing you're a girl obviously. Go get real problems dipshit.

Frats are much more varied these days, not everyone of them is filled with FRATBRO type guys like the movies would have you believe. But if you can't handle banter don't do it.

>>18206954
Being in a frat should be your choice, not someone else's. Personally I would never join one and I'm pretty opposed to them as a whole, but I do understand why people do. If you don't feel like you're the frat type, then don't join one. Granted frats are different all over America, so if you're even considering it you should look into the frat at the school you're going to specifically. See the type of people there. Then decide.

>>18206954
Don't join one by someone else's will. Join clubs instead.

>>18206893
LMAO I can totally relate to that comic oh my god.
Sorry I don't know the answer to the other thing. Congrats on getting a gf though.

>>18206893
To send her a video of you beating your dick off. Masturbating. Jerking off. Jacking off. Beating your meat. Stroking your cock. Stimulating your penis.

Is that clear now?

>>18206897
thanx, anon :)
wish u the best, too

>>18206655
>how to be a man
What does that mean?

It is impossible for a woman to raise a man

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>>18206659

You know exactly what that means. Dont try to confuse the issue with your dishonest, psuedointellectual questions. Single mothers cant raise a man.