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Ok so I want to know why women dont have boundries with each other like guys do? Here is a whole list so you can see what I am talking about...
>They hold hands
>practice kissing
>cuddling together
>cry together
>share food drinks and smoke together
>bathe and shower together
>dress together
>go pee in ladies room together
>share secrets that they would never even tell their own boyfriends/husbands!
Why do women have this intimacy but NOT dudes?
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OP, great news. There are TONS of dudes out there that would love to share this intimacy with you. You can meet a lot of them on Grindr.
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Because women would call them "gay"
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Most dudes are disgusting hairy pieces of shit that are consequently disgusted by each other
If they took care of their looks to the same extent as women there would be no problem.
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Which of these deals should I take? (Incarceration) 2017-04-08 10:45:06 Post No.18203212
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Which of these deals should I take? (Incarceration)
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I have a dui and am required to drive with a breathalyzer in my car. Long story short. I bought a new car. And there was a long delay having the company transfer breathlyzer from old car to new car. I had places to go. Drove new car anyways. Got pulled over. Charged with avoidance of an IID device. There are two offers they are making me for this new charge. I can do 30 days with 1 year of probation or 60 days with no probation. I dont know which to choose. There is a 30 day minimum on the charge so I don't know if theyll let me out sooner with good behavior. But, on the 60 day charge I would likely only serve 40 days. But also doing a year of probation doesnt matter to me either because I'm on probation for the next year because of my initial DUI anyways. What would you do. Anyone know any tricks for getting out early?
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Is there a way you can get out of it? It seems to me that having a work order, or some other documented proof that you were trying to get the device installed in your new car would be enough proof to show you weren't avoiding it.
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Sounds like you've been to court already for it? I would try to explain to the judge what happened, some are understanding.
If you're going to be on probation anyways you might as well do the 30 days which should be 20 with good time. Is the new charge a gross misdemeanor?
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>>18203212
Do you have a DUI lawyer? is it your first DUI. Can you stop drinking and driving
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Is it normal for a 19 year old guy to date a 14 year old girl?
Asking for a friend
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>emotionally stunted 19 year old boy who can't date girls his age has to resort to dating middle schoolers
>emotionally retarded 14 year old girl desperate to prove her maturity resorts to dating 19 year olds
sure why not
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>>18202568
You posted this on /pol/ except you weren't asking for a friend.
Fucking pedo scum.
>>>/pol/120172506
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Where do you live? It's probably illegal.
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Change religion for your S.O.? 2017-04-08 03:15:40 Post No.18201874
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Change religion for your S.O.?
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Is it acceptable to ask your partner to change their religion in order for you to remain together?
I started seeing this Muslim girl and she is adamant that I have to become Muslim too if we are to have any real future. I am an atheist - at best, an agnostic who accepts the possibility of Q-like lifeforms (see Star Trek: The Next Generation), which aren't exactly "gods" as religions tend to define them.
I could fake it, but that would be a lot of work and it would be dishonest. I did tell her that I felt this was not a reasonable request, and I think the clock is slowly counting down to the end of our relationship.
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It's always acceptable to ask. It's also acceptable to refuse.
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This is going to be tough. Realisticly you can't convert, it's a whole lot of work even if you believed it, which you don't.
Traditionally, women must convert to the mans religion and in Islam women are not allowed to date outside the religion. By design so there is never a loss of numbers.
You really have to consider if that dogmatic approach - completely changing your life - so there can be one more Muslim on earth, is something you support.
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My wife is an athiest and I'm a Muslim. I personally didn't give a shit but I just asked her to convert in name so my family would shut up.
Nothing has changed. She doesn't wear a towel, doesn't pray, doesn't do anything religious, just "converted" and thats it.
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I love anal stimulation, and I'm a dude. Does that make me gay?
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Being gay is a social construct
Do whatever floats your boat, faggot
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Only if you want guys to do it to you
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>>18200421
If you want a guy to stimulate your ass, yes. If you want to do it yourself, it's not enough info to tell. If you want a girl to put stuff in your butt, you're straight. If you don't care whether a guy or gal does it, you're bi.
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I'm concerned that my lack of courage and general anti-social attitude is starting to have a negative impact on those few people that are close to me.
I'm 27, a virgin, live alone and at 20-21ish opted no longer to pursue or engage in romantic relationships as the rejection was making me sad. Following this decision my moods have been far more regulated.
However, a few things have happened which have impacted others. Personally I believe that because I have chosen to remove myself from the dating/sexual world, I should not incur the risks (because I'm not able to receive the rewards). Therefore I should not feel guilt where people have tried to involve me in this world, but I have removed myself. Key examples:
1) Age 23 - My female neighbour of similar age dropped a note through my door asking me out for coffee. I bumped into her a few weeks later and she came up to me and said "I just wanted to have coffee" and she avoided me for the remainder of the time I lived there.
2) Age 26 - Work colleague who I chat to often texts me and asks if I'm single. I ignore the message. A week later she texts and apologises, which again I ignore. Since then she's spoken to me bluntly a few times and we haven't spoken since.
3) Age 27 - A female friend from a different area asks to go for a meal and stay over whilst she is in my city. I ignore her. Now she hasn't replied to my messages since. (She knows me well enough to know my relationship rules).
Clearly I am too old to lose my virginity/learn how to have a relationship gracefully. So sleeping with work colleagues would probably lead to significant reputational risks for my career. At the same time I can't wear a badge that says "don't engage me in anything to do with relationships".
How do I deal with these occasional events without making a mess?
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>How do I deal with these occasional events without making a mess?
Why not just kindly tell them that you're not interested? Ignoring someone is one of the cruelest things you can do to a person, especially when they go out of their way to reach out to you.
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Non of these girls offered you sex, they just tried to be friends with you, but you couldn't look beyond that.
If you regard girls around you only as oportunities for sex, of course they will notice and dislike that.
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>>18199755
I didn't realise it was considered cruel, I definitely didn't want to be.
The point is that if I have to tell someone I'm not interested, like you're proposing, I understand that to be a difficult thing.
Why should I have to deal with that (a downside of relationships), when I get no upside?
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I want to be more attractive to women 2017-04-09 11:22:16 Post No.18206924
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I want to be more attractive to women
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What can I do to maximize my physical attractiveness? Already going to the gym. But surely there must be more I can do? Any suggestions? Also is paying someone who knows about fashion and stuff to pick hairstyle, clothes etc. that fit you a thing? I'd do that in a heartbeat
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>>18206924
Listen, bro, I really wanna help, but I'm fighting this fight too. But I can still give advice and my best advice is to learn to smile. Don't make a fake smile. Smile genuinely to women. Genuine smile is pure attraction. I cannot stress this enough. It's the biggest thing. Just do it enough. Go test it at bars where women are so drunk they won't even remember you. Look into their eyes and try smiling. It's like a muscle in the end. You're going to the gym I hear, so you'll probably appreciate this analog.
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>>18206941
Just don't be creepy about it... and confidence. Honestly if you walk/stand/even sit with good posture and confidence then you'll look more appealing
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>>18206941
Good advice, I definitely need to smile more. Especially when talking to cute girls, if I get nervous I become too tense and serious which is no bueno. I'll pay more attention to that
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Should I date a certain girl 2017-04-09 11:00:40 Post No.18206868
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Should I date a certain girl
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I met this girl about a month ago and from the very beginning she was into me and she's been going after me since then I do like her a lot but I recently found out that she was a slut about a year before she met me for example she fucked over 30 guys that she just met. I'm not sure if she has an std and I can't very well ask her to get tested as I'm 16 and she's 17 but she really likes me as a person and doesn't want to just fuck me but I'm concerned about stds and in general her "past" (pic is unrelated)
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I'm just looking for some opinions on what I should do
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>>over 30 guys
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>>18206868
Depending on how the relationship goes, you could ask to get tested, because she's at risk. But you're both young and stupid, so... Anyway, whew........ 30 guys at 17??? She's majorly fucked in the head... and the pussy lol. Get her tested before you dip in. Condoms don't prevent everything.
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I occasionally hit my boyfriend when I get uncontrollably hurt or angry. I never was aware that I was a violent person until the first time it happened. Now I try actively to recognize that urge and remind myself not to act that way. Occasionally it still happens and I apologize to him and blame myself for being a horrible, abusive bitch. I know the behavior is wrong and I should probably break up with him, but I love him deeply and I have plans with him. I don't want to lose that.
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Leave him, you may not want to lose your plans but he doesn't want abuse.
Leave.
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You forgot to ask question.
Also what level of violence are we talking about? I know few girls who hit people so hard / badly that they broke their wrist.
Also why do you abuse your cute sexy boyfriend? What if he gets scared of you? Does he deserve it?
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I don't have a question. I just needed to get it off my chest.
I've never hit him hard enough to bruise him or anything like that. I've never hit him with my fists, just kind or hard slaps.
He does this thing where he kind of shuts down in the middle of conversations or arguments and refuses to respond. It's really upsetting and that's when it happens. He doesn't deserve it and I know that. But it's an impulse I really struggle to control.
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Lets do something a little different, /adv/.
What are some pieces of advice you wish you'd have been given at a young age? Let's try to keep it a bit away from dating and relationship advice, we get too many threads devoted to that already.
>inb4 "Kill yourself, it only gets worse."
I'll start off by saying I wish someone had told me to completely ignore all the people at school who will try to push you into a 4 year college.
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I would have lived a much happier life in my 20's if someone had stressed the importance of physical activity to mental health.
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To be myself. I tried to be cool in my early teens, rather than be myself. I literally sold my soul and still got bullied and discriminated against. Not my proudest moments. Now I'm in my mid 20s and just now I'm completely myself. I wasted more than 10 years for shit!
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>I literally sold my soul
>literally sold my soul
>>>/x/
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Hey advice. A close friend of mine is currently my roommate in a house I purchased. He has a long distance girlfriend that resides in another state some 12 hours away. She lived with us in our apartment for 6 months or so previously and it wasn't the best. She is now wanting to move down permanently and bring her dog, 2 cats, and birds with her.
We both share the sentiment that we don't want a cat here and we don't want the place to smell like a zoo. He is also allergic to cat dander. She says she will declaw the cats and wash them every week to make sure they don't bother him. (I have put hardwood floors downstairs so she said she would declaw them for that reason.)
Now he can't or won't convince her to leave the cats at her parents because she loves them to much. I also truly don't believe that she will actually take care of the cats every week like she says because my past experience with her is that she was lazy. She cannot work due to migraine problems so she is going to live off of 800 a month from the government and split the rent with my roommate. Apparently she is going to do all the housework since she won't work. I don't believe that either because she didn't do it ever in the 6 months she lived here prior.
Now recently my roommate went back to school and is making significantly less since he had to go part time. He can barely afford everything as is and I only charge him 500 a month everything included and now he is trying to have her live here. I am starting to feel as though I'm being taken advantage of for my kindness. This is one of my best friends and I don't need his rent money as I can afford the place on my own. Everyone I've spoken to thinks this is a terrible idea and the more I think of it I do too. We didn't all get along as smoothly as when it's just me and him when she was there there are more problems seemingly.
Do you have any experience with something similar advice?
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You own half the apartment. You can put your foot down if you want, because if you don't agree to it, those animals don't get into the public spaces, and I doubt your roomate wants to keep two cats and a dog in his room all the time.
This is why you should always have a roommate contract.
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>>18206819
It's a house that I own.
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>>18206809
Don't let her come. He moves out, if he can't deal with it. You gotta come against friends sometimes. I hope it goes well.
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So how do I get my Best friend to break up with her shit Boyfriend? He's really flirty and lazy. Should I fuck him
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Probably shouldn't fuck him
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Should I suck his cock?
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>>18206761
Sure, more sex will only make the world better.
Unironically.
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Is it worth adjusting my lifestyle just to be attractive to women?
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>>18206615
You should adjust your lifestyle to be more attractive to yourself. That will attract women.
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>>18206615
No. You'll feel trapped in your own life.
What part of your lifestyle would need changing right now?
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Im depressed, please just cheer me up? 2017-04-09 09:33:48 Post No.18206587
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Im depressed, please just cheer me up?
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I don't need a suicide line or anything. I have this depressed state today. I feel kinda sick. You know. I feel cold, I get no joy from food or listening to my favorite music... I just need some cheering up, I think, but I don't know how.
To give some background, I know one thing that may have set this off. Today I was near a girl I get lovesick for, but who I'm not even really interested in. I get really jealous of her and feel sick in my stomach. I flirted with her all the time. But I realize this feeling is fucking vicious. It's not love. It's obsession. Anyway... That's some background, but mostly I wanna feel positive now. What do? I'm at home at the moment. Anything goes. Sorrt for possible typos.
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It doesn't get better. Ever.
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>>18206587
there's no afterlife, your death is an eternal vacancy.
you won't be able to know you've died or ever even lived.
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I think I know what you mean because I'm obsessed with a girl as well. I'm sure we had some connection or whatever you'd call it some time ago but now she clearly doesn't like me, maybe even finds me disgusting. I don't know if I will be able to deal with it if she ever gets in a couple with someone else.
Anyway, have you watched the movie Step Brothers? I very very rarely laugh at movies but I laughed a lot at this one. Laughing should make you feel better.
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10 fucking years together and you decide a night of getting your pussy wet was more important
I'd probably would have managed to forgive you if you were honest with me and didn't have to find those awful texts by myself
where the fuck do I go from here? I built my whole existence around you. You were my best friend.
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>>18206573
So... you were cheated on?
I recommend not doing anything drastic, and waking up to go to work tomorrow
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>>18206602
Yes.
I found out on our second day of our 2 week vacation in the Caribbean which I had to save up for a year (student working part time)
We live together
She doesn't know I know.
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It feels like whatever I do, I already lost.
I'm not sure I'm able to take this