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> be me, 24
> tfw no gf
> only ever hooked up with two hot slutty Mexican women
OK this isn't going to be a girlfriend thread, idgaf about that. I'm looking for erectile dysfunction (ED) and premature ejaculation (PE) advice. I have no problem in either departments. I've only had ED when I get distracted during sex and aren't focused on the girls breathing or whatnot. And I get PE when I have (had?) angry rough sex with them.

I'm actually paranoid of running into those two problems again if I ever hook up with another girl. Another thing is when I'm beating my own meat, I can't help but finish in 4 minutes. Is something wrong with me?
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>>18206639
For the most part I can go hours (even when I lost my virginity, the girl I was hooking up with tapped out, ended up blue balling which I don't mind). Is it possible to "lose" the ability? How can I retain my stamina while jerking off until I find the next girl?
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>>18206639
>and premature ejaculation (PE) advice
Think about Kevin Spacey's giant immaterial head floating above your bed reading a traffic ticket to you. Always works for me.
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>>18206650
Less porn, it's the jacking off that makes the stimulation threshold higher for you, leading to being able to go for hours/ED (it's a spectrum).

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How do you get over someone if you never got the chance to be in a relationship with them in the first place?
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Time, anon, time.
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>>18206404

even easier, you just continue living life and pursuing others.
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>>18206404
Fap to her greatest photo everyday until it doesn't get you off anymore and you switch to some good porn.

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I'm a single father. After picking up my kids today and changing my son I found pic related. What does it look like? How old?
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Looks like a bruise, the nigger at his daycare is beating his ass.
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>>18206382
His mother tried to play it off like it was marker from my daughter but I know it's a bruise. It's also in a very strange location.
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>>18206379
Take him to the doctor, someone may be hurting your baby

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What does weed actually do to a person?
Like really.
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Why are you asking? And what do you specifically want to know?
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>>18206360
It's a depressant, so it's likely to relax your body.
Also, amplifies your emotions.
Also also, makes everything funny funnier.

All in all, it's really not bad.
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Makes you drunk, basically.
No, you won't see shit that rivals LSD, but your vision will be affected. You'll see afterimages of your own movements, gravity will affect you more than ever, you will most likely fall asleep and waken 20 hours later, and any inhibitions you had from much earlier are gone.

The only differences from being truly drunk is that A. you don't puke unless you ate too much and B. the hangover that hits you is much less agonizing than a truly drunk hangover.

Well, that and it won't fuck up your liver.

t. a guy who does edibles all the time.

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Hey this just happened about 20 minutes ago. No response yet.

Do you think I should just leave it or is there anything worth sending that will increase chances of fucking?
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>>18206277
So basically you're saying you're weaker than a vibrator.
That wasn't sexy, it was just weird.
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Jesus fucking Christ, mate
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>>18206285
I know. No excuses here. Anything else to do?

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I have low testosterone (~360ng/dl) at 22. I live in Canada.

What the FUCK do I do? Doctors refuse to acknowledge it being a problem.
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>>18206246
How do you know it's low. Have you measured before and it was higher? There are many personal variations, and people can live normally with different levels of testosterone or any other hormones.
I'm saying this, because I'm pretty sure it needs to be a 150 or something to raise a flag about a disease.
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>>18206563
360 is nearly out of range and for men at my age group it's significantly below what it should be. I also have pretty much every low testosterone symptom.
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Same problem. Doctor said to work out more.

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Im getting blackmailed for some nudes I sent, for money. Anyone have ideas or similar situations? Solutions?
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There are only three ways to deal with blackmail.
One is you pay them off as long as they ask for money.
Two is you come clean with whatever it is you did. In your case, your nudes, let them fly across the internet.
Three is you murder the blackmailer. Or you find some other way to get rid of them.
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Call the police
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at this point maybe half of the world population has nudes somewhere on the internet, who cares

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how the fuck do i stop procrastinating and just get shit DONE? im 22 and basically sit my lazy ass at home on the internet. how the fuck do I light a fire under my ass to start getting things accomplished?
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>>18206102
It helps if people know what you're doing. I did the same shit when I was 20, and until I actually got out, saw some people face to face (specifically signing up for martial arts lessons and committing to it), letting family know you're happy about being active again. Just gotta try new things. Don't wait for the iron to heat, etc.
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>mfw I'm in the same boat as OP but I'm 25 and all the gay ass motivational speaks on the internet never help
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>>18206102
>>18206150
You want the answer to motivation?

Go do something right now. Go for a walk. Just a quick walk around the neighborhood, won't take 10 minutes. Do it right fucking now. Don't wait around to see what's happening in your other threads, don't wait for your podcast to finish, go. You have to do things NOW or they never get done.

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How often do you use condoms on one night stands?

Have you ever had unprotected sex with a chick/dude you barely knew/just met?

Share your most 'oh shit; I'm fucked' moment.
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Always. Only fucked a one night stand raw once and that was in the second round and I was going soft from wearing the condom.

Feels amazing, best sex I've had in a while but don't do that shit. I've been worried about her lying about being on birth control and now I have to go and get a cotton swab stabbed up my urethra tomorrow to make sure she didn't give me the clap or something.

If you really must go bareback, make sure you pull out.
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>>18205505
You came in her?!
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>>18205505
So then not always

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A place where you can let it all out. Write letters you will never send. Vent your frustrations. Ask for /adv/ice. No contact, name, or avatarfagging.
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>>18205372
Favorite board. Favorite thread.
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I really want to say I cherish our relationship, but I also wouldn't exitate on getting on my knees for you and riding you until you pass out.

I'm sure this sounds strange because I'm such an anxious mess at expressing myself. But I do really value what we have, just wish it could be more.
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I know you guys can't stop, it's too late for you to back out because if you dont get something you know you will truly look foolish. Well, I have said from the beginning I have nothing to hide and I'm looking foward to the moment you realise you destroyed someone for no reason. Think I'm bluffing? Then wait and see.

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Been dating this girl for a uear and shes saving sex for marraige. How do you bare a sexless relationship?
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>>18205220
Buy a fleshlight and have her jack you off with it?
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>>18205246
She wont be doing anything sexual. The most ia kissing, hugging and hand holding.
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>>18205275
Get yourself a waifu and do VR porn instead. She wouldn't be jealous over a fictional character right?

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>meet girl at club
>chat and flirt for an hour
>try to hook up with her
>she rejects me

Fuck, how do I stop feeling so shameful/dirty/stupid? For some reason that sort of misjudgement really takes a hit to my self-esteem. I mean, she seemed so interested but maybe she just enjoyed my company and I had to make things awkward and weird, potentially ruining what could have been a good thing if I just had self-control and patience.
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Don't feel too bad. You guys wanted different things. You shouldn't feel guilty for being upfront with what you want.
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>>18204704
There are approximately 3.5 billion female humans on the planet, and i is safe to say that most of them are not interested in a relationship with you.

You just keep trying, one by one.
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>>18204704
Happens to all of us.
The club bitches tend to be flaky as fuck, so I wouldn't pay much mind to it.

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>make thread on /adv/ about girl possibly ghosting me for not responding to me in almost a week
>she seems rude, move on
>don't bother going on a date
>she doesn't seem interested

>make thread asking the same thing on reddit
>SHE DOESN'T OWE YOU SHIT
>You are disgusting making yourself look like the victim for arguing with "no means no"
>You seem like a douche

Jesus christ.
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>>18204598
Well, there is swjs reddit and there is normal one.

Anyway you have to go back
>>>/reddit/
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Why are you even on reddit asking for advice?
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>>18204598
Show us how you phrased each post and we'll judge it with our own eyes

If a girl turns to me in her chair and sits like this, is this body language for she wants the dick?
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>>18204553
She's probably feeling slightly cold. Sorry dude
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>>18204553
Closing her legs is the opposite of wanting the dick.
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>>18204596
>>18204600
Bros you shooting him down before he even tries, no risk no reward!

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I'll be in Southern California this week and I'm looking for some bars,clubs, and events to go to. What do you recommend?
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>>18204327

depends what you're into. any bar is about as bar like as the bars back home, depending on where you live. all major tourists stops are off the blvds, and theres always the beach bars
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>>18204335
Looking for karaoke dive bars or with local music scene
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where you go can depend a bit. but definitely go to the beaches. the beaches here are great if you want to go in or just walking around.

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