How do I stop going on 4chan?
I've recently realized that 4chan eats up almost all of my time. I go on it right when I wake up, when I'm working, when I come home, and before I go to sleep. How do I stop?
Ive realized that I don't enjoy the time I spend here and that I will never wish I spent more time on this website.
>>18211171
You have find something else to occupy the time you spend on 4chan.
Get in a morning routine where you shit/shower/shave but don't get on your phone or computer. Find a book or something to read if you sit down to eat.
When you come home, do other things like exercise or read or watch a film that isn't total fluff.
What you need in your life is content and stimulus, and you are going to get it somewhere. You have to replace 4chan with more fulfilling content. You can decide for yourself what that is, it's your life
>>18211171
Realize you aren't wasting time on this website to begin with.
You are attracted to wholeheartedly-free forum and discussion of thought and current events and culture. You just enjoy being able to speak what is on your mind without the fear of reprieve. It is a normal human condition to socialize, be it with anonymous strangers.
But you do it with moderation. Time management and task prioritization is what separates successful people and those who aren't.
>>18211210
No it is a total waste of time. I never learn anything from this shithole.
What is the best way to find hookers in USA?
Preferably white girls who are college aged. They don't have to look like super models
>>18211158
Go to Nevada where brothels are legal and under high scrutiny from the department of health.
>>18211175
That's not an option unfortunately
>>18211182
Why not? If money is that tight then don't fucking waste it on whores.
Getting Plan B.
Just wondering.
Ballpark ratio. I nutted a huge load deep inside her.
What are the chances of a pregnancy after a woman receives a full load straight to the back of the pussy as if you were actually trying to impregnate her?
>>18211144
100%. When you do it like that, neither plan B nor abortions will work.
You're going to have to face the consequences of your actions.
>>18211144
idk read the fucking Plan B box
Also depends on her time of the month. Do a basic google search for that shit nigga, and best of luck
>>18211153
EL OH EL
>>18211164
I think I should clarify:
Google search the fertility cycle, and ask her about her time of the month. Chances are her personal period schedule isn't listed anywhere online
I'm bored to tears every day at work. I get all my shit done and then some, my boss likes me, my coworkers are cool, but I'm piss bored with the actual work I do. I'm not near the industry i want to end up in, there's no position within the company that I can migrate to that I'm interested in- I just took this job so I could support myself and not live at my parents' house demanding them for tendies or some shit
The only thing that keeps me going at work is "this shit keeps the light on and feeds you". Is this typical/normal?
>>18211141
Your life is dependent upon your own actions.
Think about that. Re-assess your situation and turn your boat around. You gotta be brave and go for that new job or new lifestyle even if the risk is large. Anything than rot away mundane.
>>18211141
>Is this typical/normal?
Yes this is normal. Most people dont enoy their work. But that doesnt mean its ok. You only get one life. You should always try to improve a situation you don't like.
Big risks get the biggest rewards.
I find that no matter what job I do I will eventually get bored and hate it. Its the fact that I HAVE to be there day in and day out. Even jobs that I enjoyed at first I grew to hate after a couple months.
okay. i'm outside. how do i get a gf?
>>18211132
do something
>>18211132
Start dancing and flaping your feathers around.
Ask.
18M college student, family is really worried about me because I blocked them all and told them not to contact me ever again unless for emergencies. Nothing personal, they just have always tried to stop me from living happily and I think they're pretty useless and selfish. They've been telling me that they're extremelly worried about me because they think I am depressed, which I am but not to the extent they think. I already told them i'm fine and that they shouldn't worry but they still insist. Dad cheated on mom for a very long time, mom stopped studying at 18 for no reason at all and found herself with 33 years and nothing in life but a cheating husband who later divorced her. Then she started drinking a lot and raised her children fucking teriby. Why in the fucking world would I want to keep these people next to me?
Anyone in a similar situation?
>>18211120
Yea kind of
But
None of us has what's app.
>>18211120
You are discovering what being an adult is all about
You aren't a teenager anymore, you get to chose who gets to be part of your life now
They aren't worried about you, they had a very long time to do that and now that time is gone and the opportunity is closed
They are worried for themselves,if someone only cares about you when you refuse to see them then they form really care do they?
>I'm not fine
>they know I'm not
>I tell them I am
You can do whatever you want, but you sound pretty selfish yourself.
I planned on majoring in nursing and minor in music, or major in music only, but both of those got shot down. Parents have no college exp so not much help from them. I've been accepted into the university, but I don't want to confirm my enrollment if I don't have a plan. what the hell do I do?
Shot down?
>>18211181
I didn't get accepted into the programs at the school
>>18211242
Be less of a fuckup next life.
I am on the verge of suicide. Ever since I left highschool my life has gone in a downward spiral. I've lost many friends and worse I've become even more inept at interacting with people socially. I'm a quiet person and I don't speak much but it seems every time I stay in a place (job, school, gym, ect) people grow to hate me. I never exchange words with them but they shoot me dirty looks all the time. My old friends don't respect me and constantly fuck with me, which is why I don't hang out with them anymore. It's probably for the best though, most of them were toxic people. I'm ugly, acne ridden, and probably slightly autistic. I've been doing me for the past six months, getting in great shape, finishing my associates with plans to go into the military. Despite this, upward shift, I'm more depressed than ever. I'm tired of feeling lonely and I want to be treated with a basic level of human respect. Buy and large I actually have a pretty good life, so how can I get my mind out of this funk?
>>18211089
bumperoo
Use paragraphs
>>18211089
Sounds like you're taking a lot of really good steps. Keep on doing things to improve your confidence. Honestly, some therapy wouldn't hurt, especially if there's a chemical imbalance preventing you from being happy and making you paranoid that people hate you.
Trying to lose weight, can't eat as much food since I dont get to excersise as much. What do I do when im hungry, I can't just sit there and be hungry, it makes time feel slower, makes me feel shitty honestly.
>>18211005
Look into keto. It's pretty good for major weight loss and staying sated.
Drink more water for starters, sometimes thats enough to fill your belly.
Secondly, make sure you're eating a lot of small meals throughout the day instead of 3 big ones.
Fill yourself with healthy/low calorie foods.
Broccoli fills me up pretty well personally. You can eat a lot of broccoli and not be over budget really.
But almost any vegetable can work for this.
>>18211010
Looking into it now, some things I noticed it says dont eat that I always have been was Wheats, rice, and fruits. Kinda strange
So this is the story
>matched with a guy on tinder
>talked for like months
>never actually met cause at that time he was far away, out of the city
>mentioned about meeting up but never actually did it
>he was too busy for his graduation
>I lost my patience, stopped talking to him
>fast forward about a half year later we met at a bus stop
>we recognize each other right away. We took the same bus.
>We didn't talk, I was also with my friends so
>turned out he's pretty much the same area
>installed tinder again, browsing to find him but I couldn't, some guys keep showing up but I can't see him
What to do then? Is it means he doesn't want to be found?
>>18210982
OP maybe h\e's shy aff and wants to talk to you again although you have to keep in mind that it'll be akward again for some time
He might not be on Tinder anymore. Maybe he got married.
>>18210982
>fast forward about a half year later we met at a bus stop
>installed tinder again, browsing to find him but I couldn't, some guys keep showing up but I can't see him
You do realize that he probably has a girlfriend now, right? You don't need Tinder if you're regularly getting sex or have someone you're dating.
You are stuck in a room listening to something unimportant. You cannot use your phone or laptop, but you can pretend to look studious with a notebook.
What would you do with that notebook?
I'll be spending an entire 3-day weekend from morning to midnight listening to something. Need advice.
>>18210942
monitoring
I guess draw dicks or whoever you have to listen to or is in the room
learn to write with your other hand
>>18210942
> You cannot use your phone or laptop
Why not?
>What would you do with that notebook?
Drawing obviously. Random doodles, landscapes, people. As a kid I spent most of my time in school drawing edgy versions of Yu Gi Oh cards and "designing" new products. Too bad I didn't patent dual camera on phones.
So a few months ago a friend of mine brought a girl into our group. She's pretty cute, 105% my type. She's into anime, and even makes remarks about liking hentai.
The main problem is that she is overly sexual. She has sort of bragged about her experience, and flirts with about everyone. I've noticed she flirts a lot with me, maybe even a tiny bit more than others (could be just my bias).
I'd totally be down with hooking up with her, but her sluttiness (for lack of better words) is a turn off. She wouldn't be the first girl I got sexual with, but if we went all the way, she'd be the one to take my virginity. Maybe it doesn't matter for a guy losing his, but I wouldn't know.
What do?
>>18210909
OP here. Just to show exactly how slutty she may be, today she said that all I need to do to get nudes is ask. She said this in front of 4-5 other people.
now im not exactly the best at relationship advice. But honestly I'd say it doesn't really sound worth it. If she's that open about all the sexual stuff with everyone then maybe she isn't really looking for a long-term commitment with you.
good luck anon
>>18210909
dont be a bitch, hope for the best and see where things go. dont sit there for 8 months til you explode awkwardly like the fucking sperg you are.
also post age when asking relationship shit, if you're under 14 gtfo
Theres an artist online who I talk to quite a bit.
I really like her art, her personality, shes just overally really sweet and really cool.
I've developed a crush on her, and really want to see if she wants to meet up or date, or anything.
How do I do it without seeming creepy?
>>18210778
>"hey artismo, wanna go and check out local art gallery with me?"
Hey do you wanna meet up and get (coffee/dinner/lunch/drinks) when you are free?
Do you live in the same city? Do you even know if she's straight and single?
Give me some creative ideas pls. Thanks.
>>18210774
>go to cops
>testify
>???
>profit
How about you don't ruin some poor guy's life because you agreed to do something you later regretted you fucking harpy.
If you were really raped you would have gone to the cops.
Legal revenge?
>>18210779
This
>Know a guy in the gay community
>Go to an event to support him
>See cutie, notice it is a special on sexuality
>We talk, hit it off. She seems chill
>Bring up the event, make a few jokes I mean com on how can you not poke a little fun at "BDSM" and condoms everywhere.
>Weeks later, random gay guy e-mails me.
>"ANON MADE SEGESTIVE COMMENTS TOWARDS MY FRIEND!! HE IS NOT ALLOWED AT OUR EVENTS!"
All I did was make a joke about the fucking dildo on the table... Did I fuck up anons? I mean let's be honest it was a mostly liberal event so I'm not shocked a 6'2" athletic white male would trigger them.
Nice blog faggot. This board is for advice not for you to circlejerk about how you EPICLY triggered someone.
My only advice is fucking kill yourself.
>>18210756
well you purposely decided to be vague about what you said so yes, it sounds like you probably did fuck up but want to blame it on libtards.
>>18210756
>it was a mostly liberal event
They always are.
I'm certain the entire thing with the LGBT community is to express sexuality that they don't actually have.
In fact, the idea that actual sex actually exists offends and triggers them, which is why they get so sensitive over the slightest remark.
Not even the incels of /r9k/ get triggered over slight innuendo or crude humour.
Look mate, don't even go to these events, even to show support for a friend. If you're straight, white, male or any combination of those, prepare to listen to lecture over lecture over how evil and hateful you are because are a straight/white/male and that means you must be a super-bigot.
Not saying they are all like that, but the vocal majority and community consensus is like that.
Might find one or two that doesn't hate you instinctively, but the rest are a waste of time.
Tell your fag friend to take some fag friends next time, because you don't want that fucking drama.
The most tolerant generations ion the fucking planet are being punished for the actions of previous generations. This needs to stop, and only when we stop being tolerant, will it.