Looking for advice on a 3some

>>18207043
I often see ads on hookups / porn sizes about pairs looking for girl / boy for 3somes. You can try post your own adv.

If you are willing to pay, why not buy regular whore? Swingers party?

Depends on what you and your partner like imo.

I had "4" threesomes (the last one was actually a weekend over the girls house when we had sex five times over two days), and met most of them on tinder. As long as your profile isn't the regular horny/rapist/cringy type, you'll be surprised with how many single girls are into it.

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>>18207166

No swingers stuff. We're greedy. We just like railing a girl together. In a weird way it makes her feel empowered to USE a girl WITH me.

Swingers are just people who wanna fuck other people and not break up over it. Websites are generally trash and scams.

>>18207207

I've been successful with 3somes 6 times. when in shape, I'm a solid 8.5/10 out of shape I'm a passble 6.5 or 7 and I have a personality that is polarizing on whether you love it or hate it. Here is the breakdown of my success:

I've never been able to pull it off with two randos, I always need the help of a girlfriend or atleast a chick I am seeing.

>1ST

I was 14, me a girl I was seeing and her friend got drunk. They were experimenting with lesbianism and my penis was a conduit. I sucked, they were great. Wish I could do over.

>2nd

21 I had a new gf in college. One of her selling points of herself to me was she liked threesomes. I met this one girl who I hit it off with, but she ended up dating some other guy, but the other guy dumped her for someone hotter. She came back thinking I would be single. I wasn't. I then stated that she was welcome to join my gf and I in a threesome but otherwise I was taken. She accepted the challenge.

>3rd

21. I ended up breaking up with my girlfriend from the previous threesome after some arguments and dating the other girl. She was BPD but I was young dumb and full of cum so my retarded ass put up with it. My ex, the new girl and I were hanging out, went to a sex shop, then tried em out. It was amazing! I was so turned on I came quick in the first, then went again for an hour and a half and came in the other. The only thing that would of made it perfect is if I got them to blow me. One of the best 3somes

>4th

22. Well, my ex stopped having sex with me and my new gf. however my gf found a girl with a mexican fetish at a party who liked 3somes. We had one, and even though I had to use a condom it was fantastic.

>5th

Morning after threesome, same people as last.

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>6th

27. A girl I had fantasized about had a thing for me and a new girlfirend I am currently with. I taught her chaos magick. Me and my gf fucked her raw dog and I came in both. AMAZING! I was in total control and made them do what ever I wanted. I hate myself a little for fucking this one up after because she loved the threesome. She wished we videotaped it and wanted to do it again but got in a "relationship" shortly after (that fell apart in 3 months because she is crazy). Made a joke that got her buttmad and the pussy supply is off.

Pulling one off for me has been part flinging enough shit at a wall that something sticks, part playing on girls getting off to girls, part charm, part physical attraction to me or the girl and mental disorder where the girl wants to try or prove something.

>>18207285
I never got one off from friends, all were from strangers. My gf was curious and she's really cool overall, so we just sticked toghether and I had that as a welcome plus. Still took us 6 years to grow a pair and actually start searching. We're not flirty at all, don't go to lgbt parties, have female friends or things like that. We're not blob size monstruous basement dwellers either, so I guess we'd fall in the "normie" classification. We tried swing clubs and found it quite hot, but we're too awkward and afraid of catching something so nothing ever happened there besides maybe laying our hands on the stripers.

>1st

It was a friend from a friend. He knew she was into going out with girls since apparently she cheated on her bf with her friends on a regular basis. He was so straightforward that it made things really awkward for us. Finally after two months she broke up with her bf and invited us out.

Gf was too shy at first so we all agreed that I should go to the bathroom for a while while they got used to each other. It was like a porn movie, I stood there watching them from the mirror and jerking off. It didn't take long for them to call me in.

I have to admit, I was so nervous that I got flacid when the girl got too rough too fast. It's kinda hard to get used to another person's way of fucking after six years, specially in a situation like that. It was a lot like losing virginity, with all the good and bad parts. I got it up and fucked my gf raw, then when she started cumming I took it out and fucked the girl, and the three of us came toghether. I tought my gf would get jealous but she was so turned on that it became a fetish.

We got gonorrhea this time, but it was well worth it lol

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>>18207851


>2nd

This one took place last november. We had tried having separate tinder accounts to avoid scaring the girls with a couple profile but didn't manage to get anything. So we did a couple profile and this girl matched and started talking to us, saying that she did a lot of threesomes with her ex bf and how she loved it and how he had a huge dick yadda yadda.

We got her by car and she was easily 20kg more than we tought, and what we tought was already borderline acceptable. When we got to the motel we got a bottle of wine and all I could think was "well I had a landwhale ex, I can do that". But when she took her clothes off, looking like jabba the fucking hutt, with her tits falling under her armpits, I tought "shit my ex was pretty hot compared to it". I tought that maybe I could just close my eyes and hope for the best, but before I managed to do so I saw that she was missing a tooth (I'm dead serious).

Somehow I managed to get it hard and fuck her doggy style, but after like 15 humps I got so turned off by this depressing situation that I lost my boner. When I took it out my dick (covered by a holy condom this time) was covered in a white discharge. Yuck...

Somehow my gf managed to make me cum jerking me off later on. But for most of the time we just stood there talking and avoiding that landwhale.

We decided to give threesomes an one year or two break and completly change our approach for the next time, but then...

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>>18207851
Hot as fuck. Did you cum in them both?

Also if it can be cured. FUCK IT! It's worth it!

>>18207857
Fucking trooper. I've had girls bail the night it was gonna happen. The fact you both stuck it out? Damn. Thats dedication.

>>18207043
Its amazing and yet sad how obsessed people are with sex.

>>18207966
Nope, during it only in the girl. But I had fucked my gf both before it and after (or the next day, it's been two years already, I can't remember)

It was more a pride thing, I had to avenge my dick because the girl was an asshole when I failed, kinda mocking me and giggling

And shit, I thank you for te compliment, but I think I'd prefer to have bailed it, left the girl standing on the sidewalk where we got her and be called a chicken now lol. It was totally depressing.

But it gets better now:

>3rd

About two weeks to a month later another girl matched us. Same gig, was all over us, wanted to have sex straight away, but she had never done this before. Since we've learned some lessons with the landwhale, we initially turned it down and said we should just go out to meet each other at first. She was in kind of a hurry because she doesn't live in our city and was going to leave soon.

We tried a japanese restaurant but couldn't get a table, so we all agreed to go to mcdonalds. It was such an ice breaker, we all let our guards down and had a lot of fun. We stood there talking for hours and then went to my office, where I work with 3d printing. She was really amazed and since she was a lawyer as my gf they got along really well too. There was mutual interest but we all agreed to go home and go out again the next day and see how it goes.

We watched black mirror and got closer and closer, and when it ended they started making out. I can't describe that nigh in words, it was the most romantic shit I ever experienced. She put up some music and we had foreplay for like 4 hours straight. Stupid me didn't have a condom becase I'm naive as that, but I couldn't care less. I activelly avoided cumming so that I didn't have to leave for clean up.

After that she left the next day, but we remained good friends and kept in touch

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>>18207981

You could argue the same about all things people enjoy.

It feels good.

There is a line between obsessed and indulgence

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>>18208044

Holy shit thats hot.

Please tell me you were able to pull off 3somes on the regular with this chick.

Also, you must live in a cool city to have so many people down for a 3way.

>>18208083

Well... kind off... it's ongoing somehow

I live in brazil, but it isn't the fuckfest people abroad think at first. At least not in my region, and definitly not in my city. I live in a capital that might be amongst the top five in womem beauty, but it probably takes number 1 for how snobby they are. Stacies would be a good description maybe, except there are no chads to fuck them.

>4th

That night was so awesome that everyone agreed we should do it more often, but we live 400km apart and none of us are exactly wealthy. We also tought she wasn't as much into it as we were, kinda giving us a cold shoulder some times, so we just let it roll.

A few weeks back, some 3 or 4 months after this night, we had a holiday when her mom would be out and she had the home free for the weekend (it's not so common to own your own place around here, even in your late 20's as we are. Sad, I know). She got really excited to invite us there, and so did we.

But since I walk the fine line between lucky and unlucky on my way to irony, I got fucking candidiasis the weekend before, and not as an STD. I let her know and she said she didn't care, we'd just take care and slap a condom on it whenever we felt like having sex.

Upon arrival she received us with toast in the porch, she lit a ton of candles and we stood there talking for a long time before finally going to the bedroom.

We had sex five times over two days this weekend. When we weren't fucking, we were acting just like a couple, but with an extra girl. We shared a milkshake with three straws, walked in the park, and even watched fucking tangled. Yes, go on, call me a faggot, but it was fucking sweet watching a disney movie with one girl in each arm lol.

Since I had this fucking dick fungus I only managed to penetrate her once, because my dick was sore as hell. But she came screaming and so did my gf watching us. I also got "cucked" a few times by them and I don't even care.