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>>18208381

its probabl a mixture of all of those to a not so important degree. by which i mean, a culmination of tiny little things just make it hard to get past the first stage, especially the introversion part.

truth is you're not introverted though. i mean maybe you do recharge with alone time, but anyone who says they are introverted but hate it is actually just an extrovert living the introvert lifestyle.

>>18208381
How about you tell us what you tried so far, maybe that will help figure out the issue with the approach.

>>18208384
I try to my best to talk to people, and get ignored, I wait for people to come to me, with no avail. Its seems like everyone knows everyone else, and I'm an eternal outsider.

Femanons, would you ever be in a 'mommy relationship' with a cute shota?

asked a girl out on a date and she asked "what kind of date?" i responded saying 'what do you mean what kind of date?" and then she said okay and asked for a place and time.

we went on the date and everything was well, also casually hung out twice since then.

asked her out on a date again today and she said "like a date date?"

so my question is whats with her asking what kind of date it is?

>>18208428

Just flat out ask her if she wants to go out, be a couple, be a thing, whatever. Damn you people make me feel like I'm an alpha...

Go for the hug on the first. If she wants a kiss you'll be able to tell

>>18208307
I'd go for a hug after the first date and You'll know if she wants to make out or not don't force on the first but try and get a goodbye hug.

A woman who kisses on the very first date is usually a hussy, and a woman who kisses on the second time out is anything but fussy. Wait for the third date.

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Also my escort funds are all dried up, so that's not an option anymore. Honestly it made me more depressed and hate myself even more. Being 19 years old having to by escorts in college because I'm too autistic to interact with anyone. Been considering to just fucking end it. I have no friends anyway nobody would care.

>>18208285
going to have to fap to that pic, familiarano

>>18208288
Brb Ill fap to this

>>18208266
How dare you use a photo of Eugenia Cooney for your ED post. Shame on you, OP. That's my girl

Think about your teeth next time you wanna puke

>>18208313
What a meme. Been puking since 2012 and I have lovely teeth. Tf

Nothing. You're just not interested in dating anyone.

Inb4 hit the wall, past your prime, etc

>>18208182
Why does it matter? Are you happy? Not 100% of the time. No one is. Are you happy overall with yourself and your life? If the answer is yes, then you have absolutely zero to give a fuck about. You don't need romance. You don't even need sex. You can go your whole life without them and be happy. But that's the main point--are you happy?

>>18208192
forever? damn.

>>18208171
>It doesn't seem like physical looks have much to do with it
Mostly true. Looks only give you an edge when it comes to attracting initial interest.

>Am I just a horrible person?
Always a possibility.

What did you do to get a relationshit? What do you offer to a potential partner, what do you expect from them? Do you even really want one?

>>18208195
I asked guys out, flirted with them, when I was younger and more naive I even had sex with guys if they promised to hang out later (they never talked to me again after they got what they wanted)

I don't know what I offer apart from companionship, and I don't know what I should expect from them.

>>18208225
>I even had sex with guys
Well, at least it means that you're not painfully ugly. One less thing to worry about.

>if they promised to hang out later
Being needy is a turn off.

>I don't know what I offer apart from companionship, and I don't know what I should expect from them.
Figure these things out by yourself first. No point in dating for the sake of dating.

How does it look when it comes to friends? If you barely have any it's given that dating can be hard.

>>18208003
Try dominating her

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oh boy.

just control her, dude, do what comes naturally. make her your bitch. tap into your inner-animal. examples are: hold her down while you fuck her, choke the shit out of her, spit on her, pull the fuck out of her hair, take her head and use it on your dick, as deep as you want, fuck her asshole if you want to, just do whatever the fuck you want, basically. use her in any and every way that pleases you and leave he covered in your seed.

if you're not man enough for that, pass them digits on

>>18208016
I'm a virgin

I don't have a dominant bone in my body

How do I fake these

>>18207888
Nice trips
Cut off your hands

>>18207888

most people suggest you clip them every morning before you leave for work, that way theres nothing to bite.

they also recommend you paint your nails. this is embarassing for dudes to do, but its whatever.

This is disgusting but bear with me.

Sometimes when I go camping, I don't wash my hands, and when that is in the back of my head- I'm extremely hesitant to bit them.

A more cleaner route is to get some hand sanitize on your hands or even some lotion and make sure some get on your nails so when you try to bite you will have a bad taste in your mouth and stop.

>>18207706
Don't be friends with girls. It's fine to talk with them be friendly etc but don't hang out as friends. 9/10 times you'll have more fun chilling with bros and hanging with chicks when on dates etc

>>18207706

you're not in any 'zone' unless oyu make a move.

>>18207706
Women and men can't be friends, kiddo

>>18207698
That's so obviously an Amanita
Google that shit and find out

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>>18207717
Yea I think it is. I've collected it and might try to consume it tonight

>>18207748
>Local man dies of eating poisonous mushrooms growing on his lawn

>>18207627
Do it. She's probably cheating.

>>18207643
K. Gonna head over and report back to u guys

>>18207627
She already 9 inches deep on some other guys cock right now. If you're prepared to prep him for round two I'd say go ahead and head over there anyway

why do you feel bad about it?

>>18207541
good Lord, be a fucking man and quit. i'm 3 months clean after a decade of tugging the ol' beef bus and all it took was an ounce of willpower.

if you need some stupid motivational speech to do it, you're not serious about quitting. the first couple of weeks will suck, but just like with any other addiction, keep yourself busy with something else and you'll get through it.

>>18207599
Do yourself a favor and ejaculate at least once per month. Prostate cancer and flushing tubes is no meme.

>>18207541
When you orgasm, your brain gets boost of happy hormones. Shortly after it fluctates hard below normal levels and that is the reason you feel sort of bad afterwards.

If you are horny teen male there is no reason to not fap like once per day. Fap gently and slowly without porn before sleep for maximum effect.

If you do death grip, you wont be able to cum from vagina stimulation and porn will condition your brain to level when your future gf wont be attractive and you will be flaccid.

Have fun. Fapping is one of the few very happy things for your body without harm effects.

>>18207510
I not a smoker, and dont know if this is true, but i hear rolling your own cigarettes is much cheaper.

Why would we give you advice if by your own logic, it doesn't matter?

You're better off smoking expensive cancer and at least making it so someone else can make a living off of your waste of a life.

>>18207510
What you are experiencing is addiction

If you want more money to blow, get a job

>>18207500
Stop overthinking and chat that qtie. Explain your situation to her so at least you have something to talk about.

There are no rules in war and love. Everything is allowed. Date that bitch!

And buy condoms.

>>18207604
Thanks Anon. I'll message her after work tomorrow

>>18207500
Post tinder. I'm getting no matches