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Swallow the redpill.

>>18209737
You're definitely a lost cause. You could go use your resentment/beta buildup energy points to hack some industry and get rich off other people's failure or degeneracy. You will never not be a loser, but you can use your hopeless life to go after something no one else would ever dare to.

Even then, you won't do that because you're a lazy fuck. You've been given thousands of chances to improve yourself throughout your life but you're just too damn lazy. Kill yourself.

>>18209789

What did i ever do to you to deserve this kind of "advice"?

>>18209723
You dont. Either move closer to each other or break up. You will save yourself a lot of time, loneloness and stress.

Also get girl closer to your age. Young ones dont know what they want and once they figure it out, they will break up with you.

>>18209740
>You dont. Either move closer to each other or break up.
Not possible at the moment, although she is deciding to move closer to my town (would still be about 100 miles) to study
> Young ones dont know what they want and once they figure it out, they will break up with you.
prevention?

>>18209723

by knowing the endgame. if you dont have an endgame than its not a long distance relationship, its just role playing.

a long distance relationship is a bit of an oxymoron. romantic relationships require intimacy. so the only REAL definition one can have is more of a 'planned' relationship, an arranged relationship.

btu that only works if theres a clearly defined goal. is one of you going to move closer to the other? what makes this relationship special enough to pause your life for so long?

>>18209670
Be dominant. Confidence is key, and while it can be difficult to remain confident when you feel awkward about it, but honestly just act like you're don't give a fuck. Just keep a cool calm and slightly aggressive demeanor. Push them against a wall, kiss their neck, throw them onto the bed, tease them and when they react to it give them a devious smile. Be strong, but gentle. Make it fun. It feels good and chicks love it.

Effort -> Strength -> Accomplishment -> Confidence -> Leadership -> Results

>inb4 someone gets upset from seeing these words

>>18209710

How in the fuck does leadership help me become more sexual?

This makes no sense.

is he gay?

if so go be gay together

if not go be gay with someone else

>>18209650
Just tell him if he ever wants a brojob you'll help a bro out. If he tries to say that's gay or something just remind him that guys helping their best friend out isn't gay and if he's really insecure just tell him to say 'no homo'

>>18209650

are you openly gay? based on the way you type id say yes, but lest confirm.

is he gay?

Shave?

>>18209606
>oh yeah, i took a trip to colorado with some friends last year.

Youre not legally required to submit to a drug test. If you refuse then they'll probably try to scare you by threatening termination or bring reported to the police but just know that you have rights. Threaten a lawsuit if they keep it up

>>18209601
Everybody has their kinks, try different stuff out and eventually something will stick, there are websites for this stuff.

>>18209601
There are some fetishes that can't be acted upon in real life. If that's what he has than maybe there's no reason to tell you.

>>18209601
It is possible that, as far as he is aware, he is telling the truth.

I see no reason to press the issue, just be supportive and patient - something may reveal itself in time.

Not if you're a dumb frog poster

>>18209423
Nope. "Girlfriend" is a Jewish lie to keep you away from watching more anime. Don't be a normie pleb and let them fool you.

>>18209425
This post is too dank for me

>>18209389
I haven't even read what you wrote, I just want to say that Feng Shen Ji is fucking awesome

>>18209389
Start drawing/writing. It'll make your daydreaming more "real".

>>18209389
Drugs. Lots of drugs.

>>18209360
I've turned down about 4 or 5 girls dude.
Sex seems pointless if it isn't worth somebody you really care about.

>>18209366
I just don't want to have sex with someone I wouldn't want to have kids with.

>>18209366
Glad I'm not the only one. Either I really didn't want it or I was too depressed at the time.

Clearly that one subject is lunch, because it sure as hell isn't English.

>>18209335
>now i feel so mad at myself i am at this moment at the brink at dropping out of school right now and never going back and doing a low end job to the rest of my life i feel so awful please help me
If you do that, you're going to absolutely hate yourself at 30 and wish you went back in time. Apply yourself, focus on your studies, and actually take school seriously. It sounds like you've allowed yourself to get a little too cocky about this particular subject which made you slip. It's bad to be that away about any kind of subject--there's always more to learn.

here is me again, i cooled off a bit, but am still pretty mad at myself (now i'm just feeling pure self hate) i'm not really as bad as i said (just Fs and Ds) i am doing good at some other subjects too (in the rush of the moment i wrote i am a bad student) but everyone is proud of winning something or achieving something high and here i was just proud with having nothing less than a straight A in this subject i was poor for a good time of my life and since my parents were divorced my mother worked 10 hours a day +2 hours to get there and back and my father sent occassional cash aid to me and i couldn't really focus on studies and there was this guy trying to harrass my mom he never luckily did but he did threaten her and shit now i moved i got a stepdad and am living what you can call a decent life but through my life being good in this particular subject is the only thing i could be proud of and just getting a C after all these years of creating a row of A's (i could have easily breaken a guiness world record) and in math i barely passed (my teacher let me pass because i was trying so hard and she put aside that i am really dumb for natural sciences) and i never got affected by grades but this hit me so hard like a part of me died

>>18209327
Same way parents deal with libtarded, entitled children

>>18209327
Same way you deal with a close minded liberal cuck. Don't pick fights and don't prolong them. Grin and bear with the bullshit when you're outnumbered. You live your way, they live theirs. Enjoy the mutual interests and just excuse yourself from the things you disagree with. If you can't manage that, then life is going to suck when you see new things and meet different people.

>>18209327
You first have to remember that those conservative and close-minded thinking have to come from somewhere either from experiences or anecdotes, or old wives' tale. If it came from your parents there must be good intention/reason behind those.

Dealing with with difference between you and parents always involve you trying to understand where they're coming from and try to present arguments with cold hard facts without trying to prolong the confrontation which will make it too emotional.
If you're dealing with something subjective or maybe something unprovable with cold hard facts, you need to agree to disagree and go on with your life.

>>18209310
Love is a very strong emotion, it isn't all "nice feelings." You want & expect a LOT from him now, and you feel disappointed when you don't get what you want

>>18209310
Seems normal to me.

Although, I'm an emotional train wreck though, so maybe my view point is a bit off.

>>18209310

Well, it sure sounds like you've got some relationship problems. I don't think it's normal per se to hate your partner, but it's normal in long term relationship to encounter difficulties and feel other emotions than just love. Have you tried talking about this with your SO? You don't have to tell that you "hate" him, but addressing the reasons that make you feel this way could help you two sort it out. Who knows, maybe he's struggling with similar feelings, but doesn't know what to do about it. Communicate.

Do, if your house there is bigger, otherwise nonononono.

Fucking stop posting this same thread everywhere multiple times a day.

>>18209177
If you're not lying, good for you.
Learn some work ethic in Mainland.

>>18209106

>>18209188
Forgot to mention, if there's a more appropriate board, let me know.

>>18209106
looks like chafing. put some lotion on it. do you wear strange clothes?

also go to a doctor if it keeps coming back

are u sane, bro?

˃˃18209081
Sucks bro

>>18209081
News Flash: Your ultimate fantasy is the most underwhelming sexual act outside of an unenthusiastic, dry hand job.