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I feel like my youth is over and I'm only 22
When I was 18 I had a full head of hair, a girlfriend, I was doing well in school and had a great body.
Now I haven't dated or banged anyone in 3 years, all of my time is spent at UNI/work and I can't lose weight to save my life.
My hairline is gone, fucking norwood 4 at 22 and every other day I shave my head which makes me look 30 but its better than the alternatives.
"Girls don't care, just grow it out and get a comb-over" - guy with full head of hair
"take fin and monoxidil" - guy chemically castrated from pouring chemicals into his head
and the guys that say the rock or jason statham look good with a shaved head; I'm not in half as good shape as either of them and they're both twice my age.
Life isn't fair /adv/
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you think you got problems bitch
you don't even know problems
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Get that surgery where they put the follicles in your skull or whatever
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BOSLEY you twink
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How would one go about erasing any desire for 3D women in favor of just enjoying 2D QTs?
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>>18704473
Cut off your penis, gouge out your eyes, and cut off your hands. :D
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>>18704487
hehehehehr oastie kekekekekekekekekekekekek
porn for japanese little boys is obviously better than actually having sex
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Bump cuz serious question I also want an answer to.
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I'm a guy, aged 37. I've never fucked. I've never been blown. Not even kissed. My question is: At this late stage, is it even worth starting any sort of sexual life at this point anymore? I've clearly missed the best years, the chance to get some while I was still young and pretty. No matter what I do now, I will be considered "pathetic", and I for one don't wish to grovel and beg and humiliate myself in front of potential mate candidates whose attitude towards me can only be spite and contempt anyway. So any reasons to try anymore?
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That self defeating attitude is what has stopped you from getting laid.
KEK
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>>18704464
I wish it were just that.
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yo
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Date help please. This girl that i've known for around a year (we're pretty much best friends) accepted my proposal of a picnic date. (Before you ask, yes she knows I meant it as a date). So what do I do? Tips? Food tips?
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>>18704446
get some twinkies, break them in half and lick the whipcream out of one half as you wink at her. then stick your finger in the other half pull out some whip cream and have her lick it off your finger.
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Tapas or sliced roast beef and potato sallad can be store bought. Thermos with coffe and some nice chocolate for desert.Drinks whatever suitable for age and of transportation. Don't over plan this, she already knows you so no need to impress.
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>>18704446
Toast sandwich is a kind of food where you put a piece of toast between two sliced bread.
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I just got divorced, but i still see my ex wife and have sex with her. It's strange and i feel weird. Sometimes we say we love each other still, sometimes we don't. I don't have a clue what we are. I'm really confused right now, and if someone has been on the same page or something similar, could you share with me your experience?
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>>18704436
>what we are
you're lazy is what
and more than a little stupid
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>>18704436
You're going to continue to feel that way if you try to have casual sex with an ex.
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Anyone?
We have been maried for 5 years. Slowly drifting appart because work, life, and different views about the future (she wants to live in another country even though she has not move a finger for it, i'm happy were i am...) Got divorced because, at that time, we both didn't feel like a team anymore, didn't row the boat in the same direction. We both felt like we where going in circles in our lifes, so we split. Eventually, got divorced because there was no point in been married if we didn't have a married life. After the divorce, i moved out (i got a flat closer to work and cheaper too, so i went for it... no bad blood about ir) She called me to help her in some things, hadd sex and started "dating". And i feel fucking akward. Can't tell friends and family because i'm afraid they judge me. Don't know what to do. Should i give our relationship a chance? End it up for good? What should i do?
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Hey guys. So I posted on /b/ about possible oral herp, and it was pretty mixed if it was the herp or not.
So my question is if I do have the herp, how should I change the ways I act with people? Do I tell potential partners before we kiss etc? Also, I don't have 90 dollars to spend on a test if it's the herp or not. It's not blistering, it's just 4 white dots on the line of my lip, and I picked at it so now it's red and shit.
But yeah, if it is the herp, how does this change my life?
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>>18704423
It changes it a lot so I hope you know who does have the herp who gave it to you so you can out them to everyone you can think of
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>>18704456
I do. She told me she didn't, and weve had sex multiple times for over a month and only now have I seen "signs"
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R people this dumb?
Use a search engine.
Go to WebMD.
Check your symptoms.
There's two different types of herpes.
1 and 2.
Nonsexual and sexual.
Go get treated.
I mean: see a physician.
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gf tell her bestfriend about what we do
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She recently told me that she tells her friend about "most of the things we do," and, honestly, I feel betrayed and uncomfortable with how far we've progressed.
I tried talking to her and she disagrees with me saying that she only tells her about what we do and she trusts her. Well, I fucking don't.
All I've ever wanted was just something shared with one damn person, not 3, not 4; one. I would think she'd feel the same because people are always up our asses 24/7 and we never actually get to be by ourselves. But I guess not. I fully believe that there now isn't a single aspect of our relationship that is kept to ourselves. She doesn't seem to care. What do I do?
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Most women are like that
You shouldn't care what people think OP. And if you have a problem with her mouth just slap the hoe
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>>18704403
You should get payback by sharing your secrets with random strangers like us online. And if you're both over 18, make a sex tape put it online, show her the sex tape and shout, "HOW'S IT FEEL BITCH!"
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>>18704411
God, I know I'm going to get backlash for this but she's really not like most women.
It's just so unorthodox compared to how she is. She's shut off, she doesn't open up to many people. And believe me, she does not indulge in girly things.
So, above all of this, how can she tell me she's okay with telling others we've had sex? It baffles me. I guess that is the women part of her, idk.
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I'm at a "safe" area, away from floods and all that nonsense, the problem is i'm surrounded by big giant fat trees. You guys think i should worry about them falling on me or am i okay? I also have the option to crash at my brothers apartment which happens to be at a "surge zone" but it's on the second floor.
So my options are, second floor of an apartment building in an area where the first floor folk might drown or a tiny house surrounded by big ol trees, but away from water dangers. what should i do?
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Idk how large those trees are, but as long as they aren't pine I feel like you'll be okay. I'm in Jacksonville and the only trees I saw that fell were pines.
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Depends how sturdy they are and how many branches it has, something with lots of branches tend to leave a lot of debris
Remember that in Florida the trees don't really have deep roots
If I die, at least the spaghetti responsible for my death will suffer, at least until she finds another dick to suck and convinces herself it was her real destiny
TWICE you cunt, TWICE
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>>18704573
they're mostly pine and palm.
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How to handle a jerk boss?
Just started a new job a couple weeks ago. My boss was ok at first, but he's starting to show his true colors I think. He's been a bit snappy a couple times, but nothing serious. But today, he was being asshole.
This is only the third job I've ever had. My previous 2 bosses were both pretty nice and cool. Is this the way most bosses are? Am I just spoiled from my previous nice bosses?
I have a good idea how to handle this. If it continues, I'm going to tell him, "Look, I don't need this job. If you continue to treat me with disrespect, I will quit."
Does that sound like a good approach? And also, am I being a little bitch? Are asshole bosses something that I'm not used to and something that I'm going to have to learn how to put up with?
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>>18704382
>I'm going to tell him, "Look, I don't need this job. If you continue to treat me with disrespect, I will quit."
Dude, no. That will make him angry and he'll fire you on the spot.
What does your boss do that bothers you?
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>>18704383
I don't care if he fires me. I'd rather be fired than continue to be treated poorly.
He's been talking to me in a condescending manner. I just have a gut feeling that it's going to continue to get worse. If you give a bully an inch, they will take a mile.
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>>18704389
He could just be giving you a hard time because you're new and are fucking things up.
If you don't think this is the case, just quit. It's better than making an enemy, especially if this is a real job field and not Mcdonalds.
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I have done everything that my parents have asked of me in life. They pressured me into a career that is not a good fit for me. I finally mustered up the guts to call my mother on the phone and talk to her about it in a calm, level headed manner. I told her how I feel empty inside and like my dreams are dying right in front of me. Long story short, she gets really upset and starts calling herself a terrible parent. She said her biggest regret was not being stricter and more controlling of my brother and I when we were growing up, despite the fact that we are doing exactly what SHE wants with our lives and we are both miserable.
I truly feel like my heart has been ripped from body after this conversation. I always wanted to make my parents proud, and I feel like my whole life has been a lie up to this point. Not only do my parents not know a single thing about me (despite me trying to talk to them about things that matter to me), those were the words of a selfish narcissist. I dearly love my parents; however, I feel totally alone and betrayed. What should I do?
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man up bitch nigga
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>>18704345
you are an adult
stop talking to your parents and make new friends, your parents are toxic and you have to live for yourself first
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>>18704345
You're a man. You don't need confirmation from your parents to make your own life choices. I understand you may love your parents, but if it means upsetting them, I'd say its worth it.
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>21 years old
>Have decided to give my mother and father 3 more years of my life
>Doing this so my dad can retire
>Then intend to commit suicide
I feel a very deep disconnect from them right now. There's a huge gap from how we used to feel toward one another to now as I'm a grown man.
I just have to let it deepen before I can kill myself without having to worry about how they feel toward me. I'd wait for them to feel as if I'm an alien in their home, but I don't want to live that long, and I'd rather diminish their pain after my death.
I don't see my life changing at all in the span of 4 years, and I've come to realize from observation that relationships deeper than friendship are totally worthless despite never having had one.
I'm excited to go ahead and die. I don't want to feel the force of this world anymore, and a future suicide is the only way to feel security in it.
I just hope I can overcome fight or flight, but I have a feeling I'm going to keep trying until I succeed.
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I've decided to go ahead and take out a million dollar life-insurance policy.
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>>18704420
Life insurance usually doesn't cover suicide.
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>>18704494
I've read there's a clause of 2 years, but most accept it as long as there's no record of mental health issues.
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at what point is it okay to say youre never going to find love or happiness with a woman? im 19 now I think I should just stop trying all together. I dont really have anything any woman wants to look for
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>>18704337
over the course of your life
a. you are going to change
b. where you are is going to change
c. the times are going to change
absolutely beyond your comprehension. sure, some things will be similar, but there's no way to know what possibilities are head in the next fifty years.
short answer, it makes sense to be discouraged *but* thinking things are never going to change is pretty silly
maybe start working on the things you want to change. maybe the lack of success involves something to do with yourself, the way you date, or the specific crowds you mingle with.
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>>18704337
You know absolutely nothing about life at 19 years old. With any luck you'll look back in 10 years and laugh at what a moody little twat you were. This isn't meant as an insult, its just the truth. Its happened to all of us, kid.
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>19
Just read your post again and try not to feel silly. You are still just a kid. Get some perspective.
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So here's the rub folks, got a brother that stole from me. parents think i should forgive him for it.
it was 5k. granted it was for a drug deal that was supposed to double up. little shit runs off with the money, fast forward a few years and now he has a child and wants to "reconnect"
I said no and simply cut him out of my life since the time of the theft. Now my parents think it's cruel. " think of the child"
I dont care about the kid and no longer view my brother as family.
am i wrong for this?
TL;DR MY BROTHER STOLE 5K FROM ME, NOW WANTS ME BACK IN HIS LIFE BECAUSE HE HAD A CHILD. I REFUSED. PARENTS WENT APESHIT WHO'S RIGHT?
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Fuck your brother. He stole from you.
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make him pay back lol
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It's entirely your right to not associate with him, especially after he betrayed you like that.
That said, there's enough mental benefits to forgiveness that it's worth considering, especially if it's actually been several years and he has actually changed a lot.
A pressured/forced forgiveness is worth nothing and neither he nor your family have any right to expect it from you; that's just not how it works.
Forgiveness happens in your own time or not at all.
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Someone once told me that Depression is caused by chemical imbalances in your brain, is there any way I can go to the doctors and get this checked out? I've been feeling like complete and utter shit, dragging myself out of bed to go to school and get it over with, spend my weekends lying on my bed or shitposting on 4chinz, I go to the gym 4 times every week but now I don't even enjoy that. Been thinking of blowing my head off again and I can't be social to save my life.
Am I really depressed guys or am I just being a puss?
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I stop masturbating when I feel down then start up again after a month just to realize how much worse a world without hand pussy would be
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>>18704307
I've managed to drop porn all together but I still masturbate on rest days or whenever I feel like it, Friday nights are a total fapfest though, if I don't do it I might end up doing something stupid like calling a hooker
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Run
Eat healthy
Drink water
Go to sleep earlier
So /adv/ recently I've been getting a little worried that my gf isn't happy with our relationship particularly our sex life. When we were first together we had sex practically 4 times a day, but now I feel like my sex drive is practically non-existent so we hardly have sex once every couple days. Even when we do have sex I can't keep hard because I'm just not into it, on the other hand she has a high sex drive and I'm constantly eating her out or fingering her which she loves but she would rather fuck me.
The fuck is happening to me? I used to have sex practically every day with my ex gf's and her but I just don't care anymore
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Similar here. My gf wants sex often but it's always basic quickies. She has no kinks, no fantasies, doesn't want to branch out at all. She isn't into porn (not against it, just not into it) she doesn't masturbate, never sends noods, in general has no drive to be sexy. She just wants the same few positions and cum once asap.
I have a crazy high mental sex drive, always looking for the next kink, rp, whatever. I've gotten so bored with her that I'd rather just fap to porn while she's gone and give her the bare minimum sex to keep her from complaining.
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>>18704269
That sucks man, have you tried easing her into it? Even with light stuff like doggie style or at least asking her to compromise a bit?
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>>18704292
Yes, actually. When we started dating she was a near-kissless "sex is icky" virgin. Got her to give me the succ (not very good but at least she swallows now) and let me eat her out. Those two took a couple years but it's fine now.
She's just a naturally closed minded person
>That looks uncomfortable
>That won't work
>That's just for porn anon nobody actually likes that
>Remember we tried something similar years ago and didn't like it?
And other bs like that. She wants the D in her P often enough, she just doesn't have the zest and passion and mental game like I do.