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Your best bet would be to masturbate before fucking. It will make it less pleasurable but other option would prob be bustin in 30 seconds

>>18707990
>in masturbation its easier or harder to cum compared to actual sex?

you have to try it and see for yourself. some guys can barely stick their dicks in and they cum, others need an hour of hard pounding to reach climax. it all comes down to their state of mind at the moment but practice makes perfect.

your first time will be awkward and shit, there's no point in avoiding that, accept it as a fact of life.

>i'm asking this because i cum relatively(?) early while masturbating, something like 2~4 min, depending on how excited i am, maybe even less.

everyone jacks off rather quickly compared to sex because there's only you to please. when there's another person, you try to adapt your tempo to the other's. you might come quickly, or might take forever due to being nervous, see above.

>>18707996
That's it? there's no other way around?

I think that masturbating before fucking is pretty pathetic to be honest, because this doesn't solve the issue for good and make the sex less pleasurable for me, do every guy do this?

>>18708000
>you have to try it and see for yourself.
Well, i'm aware of that, i just wanted to know what's the average statment based on people who have already been there.
>your first time will be awkward and shit
i'm aware of this too, but i would like it to be an actual experience instead of me just busting a nut in a few seconds.
>everyone jacks off rather quickly compared to sex because there's only you to please. when there's another person, you try to adapt your tempo to the other's. you might come quickly, or might take forever due to being nervous, see above.
I've heard this before, hopefully more anons can come here to support or deny this statment.

>>18707985
You sound depressed.

>>18707985
I feel literally the exact same way right now.

Someone start a war so I can at least die like a man if I can't live like one

>>18708111

there already is and always is, now go and die

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bumpo

Bumpin for ya. Been swiping for a few days now and havent got much.

Girls flake. A lot.

I've just started a couple weeks ago, got like 5 numbers but these girls just ghost like its nothing.

Had 3 dates set up and ended up going on none. One was a legit excuse though.

Just be ready for rejection. It's part of the app. Even the hottest guy probabaly has a 10 or 15% hook up chance which really isnt much.

>>18707954
You're going to get raped by a fat man with cheeto stains covering his mouth chest and forearms.

and then he's going to find your gun and shoot you with it

if you just got 18 whats the rush?

you got all the time in the world to do it the normal way

>>18707952
It's normal Anon, it'll pass

Going through the same thing right now. Together for about 3 years and ended as friends but having this huge void is making me feel pretty worthless. Maybe just pushing though for a while will naturally heal things. Or maybe try talking to someone else to get some perspective that they won't be the only person for you

>>18707970
Being in good company helps though when I'm out I'd rather be home and vice versa. Comfort is pretty illusive, and when it seems within reach... Turns out it wasn't really there.

do drugs

>>18707912

I usually use Vodka for that.

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I believe you can't have a constant peace of mind but you can learn to accept your feelings.

This video is little off topic but interesting.
It suggests that the buddhist teaching "accept your suffering" is actually a trick meant to make student realize that's impossible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuGW1x3T0Fc&feature=youtu.be&t=2612

LDR hardly ever work out for that reason

>>18707917

I just feel like such an asshole. Like I made all these promises like an idiot but now I'm backing out. She's so sweet like it pains me to even think about how she feels if we break up.

>>18707922
tell her you aren't capable of maintaining a relationship over that huge of a distance given your circumstances. It's not fair to you or her, it's just the way things are

>>18707893
>I dont remember the email or password i used to create it.
In that case you don't delete it. Just leave it there, who cares anyway.

>>18707893
This is probably a good question to ask customer service of that website and not fucking /adv/.

Use trial and error. Do you remember all your emails? Go through them one by one, ask for a password reset for each. Eventually you will find the one you are looking for

You ask this question as if you already know the answer

>>18707850
Sort of. Depends on how poor your parents are. Anyway, look at some gaming PCs that are actually on sale. For a 900-1000$ you can get a slightly future proof one. No need to buy the 1300$ one when it may just fail after a year or so.

20 is still a kid basically. History is on my side with this - all the instances of 18~20 year olds doing awesome things are also instances of stolen kids. First ones to get drafted, first ones to the front line. In WWII in continental Europe, if whatever army shows up first didn't see you as a good conscript then they simply shot you dead on the spot. Bad times.

>Would it be irresponsible to buy a $1300 gaming PC

It's as useless as you are. If you do awesome things with it then it's not useless at all. If you do nothing then you'd still do nothing regardless of what tools you have. This is actually the sweetest part of your life; live it up fool. Your parents are secretly happy that you're not spending the money on catching herpes instead.

Get your own place? Got to get a real job first. There are people over 40 working part time for minimum wage - in every single shithole I visit in southern California. The government is destroying the private sector here like Irma destroys Florida.

>>18707825
>I'd consider myself conservative
Most young people aren't conservative so you're really kind of fucked.

>>18707825
Remember the saying, better to shut your mouth and make people think you're a fool than open your mouth and everybody knows you're really a fool.

Keep it to yourself most of times. Only open to the ones who share the same perspectives as yourself.

>>18707825
Most conservatives at a young age don't talk about politics that's over experienced. I got a really cute republican wife but not because she is republican. We just never mentioned politics and that's how it should be. I had lefty friends and always made racist jokes and how I 100% support deportation and just say the word Nigger like I own slaves. Most of them still liked me because I ain't no bitch acting like i care about problems around the world.

>>18707799
If you're not willing to even kiss don't even consider it.

nice b8 m8 lol

if serious, no because he will probs roofie ur ass and steal back those undies

>>18707817
I would even consider kissing. Money speaks. If anything I will tell him im completely against it and then he might start raising the money.

>tfw will never have a girl crazy over u

fuck off normie

>>18707783
is she hot anon
first send her a break up message, keep it concise, simple and straight to the point to why you want to break up, or discuss why this is freaking you out

if none of the above works, ghost.

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>normies on /adv/ complain about having short hair pixie gf's cause they're not "feminine enough"
>normies on /adv/ complain about qt as fuck traps that feed them homecooked meals after they home from work and fawn after them because it's "gay"
>normies on /adv/ now complain about having real life yandare gf's who lust after them because it's creepy

my hate for you normalshits will never cease to grow

Good to be safe, but it's pretty much impossible unless something put it inside you.

It has to go past your cervix, and for that to happen it's gotta be lodged in there pretty deep m8 you're fine just use a cumdom. and stop being a whore/slut/cum dump human trash.

>>18707773
also just a tip: satisfying bodily desires only brings deeper emptyness, it's meaningless and you'll be left feeling more confused. live your life and die like all of us so who cares, your heart does doesn't it? then listen to that shit in your chest. pro tip that's what really matters, all this world shit is just an illusion.

>>18707746
Codecademy

>>18707746
not a joke, read sicp
if it's too hard, read simply scheme and little scheme

>>18707910
little schemer*

>>18707739
I'm in the same boat too. I'm a freshman and this is the first time I actually have to try in school cause I just did the bare minimum in high school and got 70's and 75's. I have a shit ton of work to do and it's stressing me out. I go to a commuter school too, so the opportunity to make friends and just hang out is even less than if I was in another school.

>>18707754
I goto a commuter school and i've been in undergrad for a LONG time.

Honestly make friends with your classmates. Goto club events, take initiative. No one is going to be your friends but you can try to be theirs. Everyone is in the same boat. Some people are willing to be friends, other not so much. I hope you have an enjoyable freshmen year. It's the best time to make friends.

>>18707761
Thanks man. Ill try. Just wondering how the hell do you go up to people (esp. girls) and just start a convo without it being forced and awkward? It sometimes feels like everyone is just constantly putting out "Fuck off" signals when it comes to that stuff