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What is happening

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>>18704246
What I am supposed to do

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>>18704251
How the screw sits

>>18704235
Are you working?

>>18705651
No, looking for first job.

>>18704235
you need to deal with the madness problem first, which probably caused by depression insomnia attention deficit and other issues

start with depression, once you get rid of that tumor you'll be free to slowly morph into your ideal being.

depression has a shit ton of symptoms which also help strengthen it
so identifying these symptoms and slowly dealing with them are very important .
you've already identified one which proves that some hidden part of your psyche is trying to fix the rest .

Insomnia is one of the most dangerous causes of depression
it's hard to get rid of and leaves the untrained mind to it's own thought for a long time which slowly causes you to wallow in self loathing

you'll have to deal with both insomnia , intrusive thoughts and attention deficit.
which are the triple threat of psychological illness .

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>>18704230
When are you going to tell her? You are going to tell her, aren't you?

Did she satisfy you in bed? Any kinks? That would have been the first sign of your dilemma. If she isn't willing to satisfy you or herself sexually then you should fix it or break up

>>18704230
Your relationship is on the road to destruction now, so you may as well keep it up, and see other chicks behind your gf's back.

Drive as far north east or west as you can. Assuming you leave in the morning and drive for 12 hours, you can make it to like Maryland or Delaware. My family has done NYC to Miami in 18 hours.

>we only have 1 tank of gas

Nigga u fucked

Repent your sins Heathen. God is sending his storms of revenge since Florida voted Drumph.

"Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us / He who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks."
Psalm 137

>>18704232
We're thinking we won't have to go farther than Alabama so it might not be so bad.

>>18704201
Get a fidget spinner :^)

Cut it out, that's disgusting and weird. It'd be less gross and better for your health to cut yourself

>>18704206
Cutting is pretty gross in itself

>>18704179
Ask her if she is single.
Ask her what is she doing this weekend. And then suggest some activity with her.
Flirt with her.

Next time shes polite try talking to her. If she make an effort to keep a conversation going then she probably doesn't think youre a creep.

Honestly "not being a creep" is probably enough to get a coffee date.

>>18704184
Way too direct my dude, and flirting can be very obvious if you're not a subtle guy like me

>>18704188
Ah I see, great idea - don't know how to move from conversation to date though. I might be being a coward, I want to be sure absolutely that she's into me before asking her for coffee

Take her with you.

My sister and I were really close before she left for university. It emotionally was quite a struggle for me, especially because I was starting secondary school where I experienced bulling and anxiety.

I'd recommend keeping in regular contact with her on the phone or email if she prefers. It will keep you close together despite not having face to face interactions. Before you leave also have a heart to heart and be open to helping her out even from a long distance?

>>18704156
can't protect her my friend. Tell her what you think you she needs to hear. If she fucks up thats on her. Don't blame yourself for shit she hasn't even done yet.

give up on this whole "human" thing, buy a farm, go fuck doggos

>>18704138
It is called garden femanon. Having farm these days is rare as fuck, although at villages you can easily find what you are looking for.

But as far as doggos are concerned, all you need is big garden and shitton of free time to run with dogs all over the place.

Try tinder and write there you wont date them unless they have at least two dogs.

>>18704170
>Try tinder and write there you wont date them unless they have at least two dogs.

Kek that's a good idea

>>18704162
Even better, without the doggo fucking tho

>>18704102
pretend that you're a muslim and one of your prayer times was during the meeting

Heard of this thing called a lie? Just don't miss another meeting, 'cause there's only so many times someone will believe you had an emergency.

Bump :v

Join a weebo discord and pretend you have friends. Go there and hang out often enough and maybe youll become friends with someone.

>>18704136
Already in plenty of them. Discord is cancer now anyway

>>18703978
Wouldn't she probably give you a fake address?

>>18703978
She didnt hustle you. She played you. Hustle implies some type of con like she was going to sell you something and asked for extra money for shipping and then canceled and refunded the original item but kept the shipping.

>>18704000
Well, i paid her rent, so i know her address.. which was on the invoice, unless it was someone else's rent.

>>18703977
Get both in the mood; ask her if she wants to see you first? That's how it goes, you won't really get much out of her if you ask blatantly...

>>18703977
Nudes are a pretty poor way of getting in someone's pants. Use another tactic.

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>>18703977
Ask them on date. Then kiss. Then invite for netflix and chill. Then cuddle the bitch.

why would you do something you hate?

>>18703983
I don't hate socializing. Most people are just either extremely boring or evil piles of shit.

>>18703975

>Most people are just either extremely boring or evil piles of shit.

Get therapy. Thinking you're better than everyone will always lead to a life of isolation.

Either choose to meet people and let go of your superiority complex or hold on to your feelings of disdain and spend your life alone. Those are your options.

>>18703963
All you can do is try to talk with her. And of course she wont listen to you. She hurts and wants to fill the void with dicks. Talk with her and remember than certain things you have to live through experience, not by /adv.

>>18703963
>these two should like each other
what's your reason they should like each other, because you like both of them?

>my sister is going from guy to guy now
hahaha women

>I read her messages to her boyfriends
is she sharing these with you??

>my friend is depressed now
get him some new puss or get him involved in interests again, even just food or some shit like that. do you guys play music together? do you go to the gym together?

>if she didn't like him anymore, she wouldn't be riding the cock train desperately looking to fill the void
okay, fine, but she broke up with him for a reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJC6YRkzX9E

pretty much the opposite of you, I guess

>>18704013
>is she sharing these with you??
Not him but I show my sister what my girlfriend texts me and ask for opinions. Some of us are really good friends with our siblings

Tl;dr: is being a stable addict wrong in any case? Is it harmful to oneself?

>>18703947
>18yo trans girl here
>I'm looking for an honest opinion on my mental health here
There is nothing to be said here, you are a mentally ill guy who also happens to be a junkie.

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>>18703947
You are anything but OK in mental state. Seek professional help and try to do something else with your free time than drugs.

Have a nice day.
>>18703952
Yes, being junkie is no good.