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So, apperently I am really boring. I don't like to travel, I don't like to go clubbing/drink and I don't like to have crazy, kinky sex multiple times a day.
This has killed my previous two relationships it seems like and I don't really know what to do. Is/was anyone in a similar situation?

A little background: I am 24 and have a very stressful job in finance. I like to work out, play video games, go and hikes with my dog and watch tv shows in my freetime. I am pretty minimalistic even though I'm earning well, because I want to save up to start a family one day.

Is that just unacceptable? I tried pretending a big and it backfired. I have to add, that both gfs were in the 18-19 year old range (both relationship lasted 2.5 years.)
And no, I don't want to date 28 year old roasties who are done riding the cock carousel and are just looking for a provider.
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>>18415048
A small number of people view that as unacceptable, but I see that as a problem with them. Constantly needing excitement and external stimulation is the sign of a stunted person who isn't happy and can't simply exist. You're doing just fine, you just happen to date two people who haven't reached any level of true personal fulfillment. Keep doing what you're doing, anon, except maybe get over the roastie meme - not all older women are cum sluts. There are plenty with a similar sexual history to yours.
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>>18415048

Well, if you're saying shit like "roasties" and "cock carousel," you're pretty much a lost fucking hope. You're not giving anyone a chance who is anything at all similar to you. Assuming every girl has been fucking Chad ignores plenty of women who have just been focusing on their careers and shit.

Plus, you're 24. Time to start dating girls who aren't in college. No girl at 18-19 wants to come home and watch you play Xbox Live and watch Netflix into perpetuity.

What do you even want a girlfriend for anyways? Just a fuck when you want it?

Sorry man, you're boring as shit and girls aren't gonna want that. Get a pet.
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>>18415048
Just travel to Southeast Asia and find a cute girl who isn't entitled like the women from your country.

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my bf and i suck at sexting. (probably mainly i...)

how do we/i get better at it?

the lates example:

i had to go to work before he woke up, so i texted him later that day to have a nice day and that i miss him. then i attached a ps, saying i'm really horny right now and can't wait till we're both home again.

his answer was: now you know how i feel when i'm thinking about you.
we can surely take advantage of this.


i didn't know what to answer to that and was at work, so i didn't answer.

later, he also texted, asking what i would like to do to him.

idk, that's just so god damn unsexy. it actually killed my mood.

how do i avoid that in the future and make it into something exciting instead? basically, how does one build sexual tension over text without it being cringy or a turn off? i'd rather keep it vague and subtle than tell him that i would like to suck him dry and have him fuck me like he means it. idk, i might be autistic when it comes to sexting. help me?
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>>18414766
When it comes right down to it sexting is kind of autistic and borders cringe for even the kinkiest couples. Some people are just better at it. Just be willing to dive into it. Why not tell him you want to suck him dry? What guy wouldn't want to hear that? Don't be afraid to come off a little cringy and you'll grown and get better
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It sounds like your bf asking you that question was a way of saying, "I want you to text me some nasty shit that you like doing to me"

You may prefer vague and subtle, but he might prefer vulgar and raunchy.

Speaking personally, I love it when my gf texts me explicit shit about wanting to gag on my cock and stuff. Guys like the idea of driving a girl so wild that she forgets her prim and proper manners and turns into a cumfiending slut.

Just my 2 cents.
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>>18414783
i have no problem with telling him i want to suck him dry. it's just that over text, that doesn't arouse me in the slightest. it's too harsh for me.
i feel like there's a better way to do this. i want it to be banter and flirting with some sexual tension, i was easily able to pull that off... now it's just awkward. i don't know what happened to my ability to sext.

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I tried online dating for a while, but I struggle to get anything out of it.
I am not *too* picky when it comes to looks; I'd honestly be fine with anyone who is hygienic, healthy, not much shorter than me and a above a 4/10 in terms of facial features.

On the other hand, I find 99% of the guys who text me incredibly annoying.
I hate the way they type. I hate the things they say. I am grossed out by their lifestyle. I detest how sexual they get (especially if they add the winky face). I hate how fucking mundane conversation always is.
It always feels like they are dumb, or have no interests and no personality, and really just want to make me suck their dick.

I don't think my perception is necessarily true, but I still don't know how to get over myself and talk to them enough to like them.

So - how do I stop being this fucking picky?

I am not going out much because I am studying for finals, so I can't really meet new people right now.
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>>18414465
I don't think online chats bring out the best in people vis a vis conversational skills. Have you met up with some of them irl?
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>>18414467
I struggle to text with most of them for more than 15 minutes.

I met up with two guys.
I went on three dates with one, then he got a bit too pushy and I dropped him.
With the other we just didn't have any chemistry. He's fun and we became decent friends.
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>>18414465

you can't change your mindset on the issue, all you can do is change your actions. how about instead of trying to conversate on tinder where its going to be boring af even if they're amazing you just go for broke and say 'hey want to grab coffee this saturday?

just line up all the reasonably okay looking guys for some dates and see who you actually hit it off with in person

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I don't know where this belongs, but I just wanted to ask. Is it okay to hit a girl. Let's take for example the bitchiest of the bitches is being a bitch to you and she's your weight and height, hell maybe even fatter and she keeps throwing stuff at you. Is it okay to slap her?
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>>18414176
I think it's morally ok to as long as she gets physical first, but you do have to be aware that men are biologically stronger than girls so you might wanna go like 50-60% power when you do hit. Maybe even less, depends on how strong you are. But, it is still a big risk as she could get the law involved, or another dude she knows or some shit
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>>18414176
Generally it's not okay to slap/hit anyone, does gender really play a role here? But i do get your vibe, cunts can be annoying as fuck. You just have to learn how to vent/deal with it in another way
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>>18414176

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeF6xpvhC_g

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I met this U.K girl off Tinder a few months back. She had an open house, I came over and we fucked probably within 20 minutes of seeing each other.

I was unprepared and she had condoms in her room. She lives in a flat with a bunch of dudes, some of whom I've met and they seem like hopeless betas that go to her for advice. She also deepthroats.

We met and fucked 3 times after that. She is actually a really cool person and we share similar interests. I am finding myself getting into her.

Are any of these red flags of her being a trashy whore or is all of the stuff I mentioned pretty arbitrary? I know she has had one long term relationship before. I would ask her on a real date, but I don't know if I'm an idiot for trying to pursue her that way.
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Did she orgasm
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>>18413371
You know when you eat a girl out and you can kind of feel that they are actually orgasming by the pulsing sensation on your mouth? I got that, so I can at least tell she came once per session. Other than that I was slightly drunk every time we met so I was able to last very long also. Other than that there is no way for me to know
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>>18413367
she's cool and gives good head, I don't see the problem.
>she had sex with me, is she a crack whore?
might want to look at those self esteem issues there op, being willing to fuck you doesn't mean she's has/will fuck anyone

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My breasts look a lot like this (NSFW):

http://i.imgur.com/eXtV1v4.jpg

I haven't shown my boyfriend of 2 years my breasts out of a bra because I'm so ashamed of them. I used to cry about them every day but now I just try not to think about it too much. Scared of surgery and can't afford it anyway.

Advice?
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>>18413276
There's a guy out there who is willing to put up with your insecure bullshit because he truly cares about you.

And you're here making bullshit threads and not recognizing that very simple, very real fact. You instead choose to continue being ridiculously self-conscious. That great guy you have is going to get tired of that shit one day. Get tired of your insecure ass. And he's going to bail on you. You'll regret that every day of your life.

Grow up.
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>>18413276
Stop being so self conscious. I'd fap to them endlessly.
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>>18413276
Those are really not that bad OP

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How do I stop making shit up and compulsively lying to strangers?
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>>18416829
Talk to a doctor.
Also what on earth kind of language is that?
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>>18416834
I'm already seeing a shrink about something else, I'd be worried to annoy them for something else.

Finnish.
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>>18416829
become a novelist and make bucketloads of money from your godgiven talent.

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Tomorrow, I'm going to a party.

I got into said party because this guy I've been talking to got be a spot in, but I don't know if this means we're going together.

I really like him and I hope it means we are, but I'm just not sure because he never specified.
How do I ask if we're going together without making him think I'm weird?
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What do you mean by 'going together'? As in, is it acceptable to follow him around like a lost puppy?
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>>18416811
That's mean, but I guess so. I'm not good by myself. I didn't really think it through when I said yes to going.

It's going to be a big party and I don't really know anyone else there
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>>18416815
Well unless you're prepared to talk to other people and not follow him around, I would advise against going. He's not going to be happy if he feels like he has to babysit you.

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Where to take a girl on your first date?
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>>18416538
Ice skating.
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>>18416538
Movie theater
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>>18416538
anywhere you like to go, graveyards, abandoned houses, those little patches of woods in cities (mostly around railroads), if you have a van you can just cruise around town with her, be sure to spraypaint something she likes on the side with free next to it., hahaha

Or you could just go somewhere you and her would have fun. Preferably somewhere you can hear each other. a movie is fine as long as you plan something qiet after. Quiet, not secluded..

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Hey I'm looking for a boyfriend, I am from Australia and am willing to show photos me
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Not from Australia
Not looking for Girlfriend
> Fuck the nudes show me them puppy photos
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Haha ok
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>>18416530
That puppy is adorable, let's have more pics of him/her.

im on the verge of killing myself. i really need help.

ive posted here many times before. i had those two years where i had panic attacks almost daily, and they would last all fucking day. i barely made it through that alive. i finally improved a lot after doing DBT and taking a beta blocker. but i tried to quit it for only 3 days and when the symptoms became too terrible, i went back on it. its been like a week now since i started taking it again and it seems theyre not working anymore.

im having constant panic and anxiety again. a few all day panic attacks. the one im having right now has been going for 6 fucking hours. i dont know what else to do. i tried therapy, i tried meds, ive tried coping mechanisms. this shit is still going on. somebody please give me something to do, because i feel like im out of options. im desperate. i want to fucking kill myself. i cant even describe what kind of hell this is.
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>>18416525
go to a doctor. you can't just take the medicine and then give up, sometimes it takes a year to work and that's only if that medicine is right for you. stop self medicating but tell your doctor what you took and that it helped you.
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i dont even believe in god but i fucking pray someone has an answer for me. i cant do this anymore.
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>>18416528
im aware of how meds work. i was on it for a long time, i didnt just give it up the moment i felt better. and a beta blocker doesnt take that long to work. its not like an anti-depressant, it regulates blood pressure, heart rate, and reduces palpitations. also, im out of insurance. and even if i could go to a doctor, they just want to put me on some shitty anti depressant that doesnt work. ive been on 4 of them.

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Anyways I'm 21 and shes in her 50s. Long story short we are cool, she would let me borrow movies. (We used to work a lot with each other but now we don't.) We talk bout them lol. One day she said in front of another co-worker that I'm cute and she would chase me if she was younger. I asked her how old she was. She told me and I said that's not old. She broke eye contact and looked shocked lol. So I had to just make small talk with the other coworker lol. I think maybe the other co worker told because a week later she gets a different position at work in which we don't see each other much.
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Weeks later I hadn't seen her in forever and we were crossing paths at work. Nearly time to close, no one was around. She asked me if I still had the last movie she let me borrow. I said yeah, I'll bring it back. She said its ok you can have it and put her hand on the top of my hand. The part with the knuckles not the palm for seconds. Maybe I'm overthinking but that felt so intimate. I just widened my eyes and dropped my jaw. I couldn't take my eyes off her. She just broke eye contact when she did it and kept walking forward. Weeks later I see her again. She greets me and I greet her and I hold eye contact and smile. She gets all giddy. I dont think it was from awkwardness on her part and i didnt sense awkwardness whats so ever but you know sometimes woman just laugh when things get awkward. Come to think of it I did do it in front of another coworker. So maybe she felt awkward. Now that was many weeks ago.
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I barely see her now at work and it's usually so briefly but I saw her yesterday at work and had to get to her department. I didn't say anything was just looking for something plus her and another coworker looked busy. I was literally close to her. She greets me while I'm still looking, I greet her back, she touches my back like a gentle scratch for a few seconds while asking how I've been. I answer and tell her what I was doing and mention something that wasn't really funny but I can see why the visual might be a little funny. She laughs while smiling, and doesn't break eye contact. I smile and don't break it either and then I get back to work. Does she want to fuck or just super lonely? I know she's divorced, she used to joke bout drinking and I know she smokes. Don't be too harsh I'm probably autistic but I never been good with girls lol. Ive only fucked a few and haven't had sex in months so maybe this has all been over thinking but I need someone else's opinion. She's an average gilf. Look like someone's grandma, petite, nice tits, I can tell she was cute in her youth, nice tits, she still curses and jokes a lot. Make fun of me if you want but so what if I'm desperate I've been on a fucking getting bailed on for dates spree with girls in my age group please give me a second opinion on this shit. Shit gets me so hard.
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Maybe is kinda flirty but not that much of a big deal "old" people just talk alot about what they would do if they were younger.
But if you are trying to lets say hookup you may need to do more on your part to get things started.
I`ve been with a 48 yo and it was awesome me 19.

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>Have sex with gf
>says she's on her period
>has birth control and doesn't bleed
>gf has movie night with friend that us make and "gay"
>Tell her not to stay at his house
>she intoxicated and keeps falling asleep at 11 pm
>2am comes and she tells me she's been roofied and she's got only a shirt on
>leaves his house whole he's sleeping
>says she was bleeding a little and had a tampon in so she thinks she wasn't raped but instead was molested
>says she feels bad about notg listening to me and she'll listen from now on and to just brush it under the rug as a whoops
>say "that's not how this conversation is going when we talk aboutg it"
>she says "oh. How is it going to go?"

Tell her it's going to be a serious conversation.

How drunk should I be before I accuse my gf of cheating on me? Should I call him and confront him? He might not have known that I'm her boyfriemd. I can't blame him. But if she fucked a faggot no condo, ij aintg risking getting aids.
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>>18416338
Bullshit she's been roofied
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>>18416352
Please clarify. Is it bullshit that she claims to have been roofied, or my complaint is bullshit. And she has been roofied.

I fucking laughed out loud when she said that.
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>>18416356
I mean being roofied isn't a casual thing. Unless she seems visibly shaken or is thinking of contacting the authorities, it's more likely she got shit faced and messed around with her friend. Her attempt to brush it off only makes that seem more convincing.

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I sort of hooked up with my coworker last night. We woke up together this morning and got an uber to our cars at the bar.

What is etiquette on these things. I know she just broke up with her boyfriend. Do we just pretend it didn't happen or what?
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Just be cool
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Don't deny that it happened but don't talk about it unless that you feel it's necessary I'm some way. And by no means catch feelings
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Must suck knowing she might of did it bc she was feeling lonely, but just give it time and if you like her well go ahead and just make it a fuckfriend thing, unless you really want something special or you are able to get an other job. (I over think things sorry)

First time I've done this so bear with me and don't get too upset/judge me too harshly: Ever since I was little I've always been "different" in that I genuinely can't connect to other people in meaningful ways. I've always been extremely independent emotionally and have literally never had a serious talk about myself, my feelings, or anything close to me with my parents, as anytime they try i react in disgust of them trying to connect to me or be serious with me. Even thinking about "loving" my parents or family makes me cringe. I enjoy that they're all functioning and stable and aren't fuck ups but thats it. They've provided for me and always made sure i had a good life, so i am thankful at least. I look people in the eye when i talk to them, can adapt a conversation and how i speak to make it interesting for both/all parties involved, and have a great sense of humor and can make them laugh easily, yet under the surface I just want to be done with them if they're not interesting, and even if they are, i quickly find myself not giving a shit about them because i just dont care if we have anything in common. Like really cool we like the same sport or hobby fuck off already. I don't use people however, I am not a user or a parasite like that; im not a little rat, if i want something done ill do it because if i cant do it myself then what am i worth? I just find it very easy in general to not like people

I do not have autism or any type of depression/anxiety/psych disorders, am enthusiastic and motivated about life, graudated college with above average grades, am socially and physically active, have had at least three different friend groups in my life, and currently have a friend group of about 10 people since 2011 in junior year of high school who all like/do different things. Even with this friend group though i find myself just sticking with them because i have nowhere else to go, even though we have alot in common.

Cont.
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>>18416221
Cont.

The thing most people would generally go for here is some type of sociopathic personality, but i have real and genuine emotions, love and am sensitive to animals, am law abiding, very rarely drink, and just an overall calm and stable person. But on the other hand i love watching videos of people getting killed, live thinking about destroying things/causing chaos, like to think about war and killing, and pretty harsh towards people I don't like. There's just this feeling...that im different. Theres something not "there". So what do you think? Am i normal? A piece of shit (lol)? Don't be to harsh but be honest. I am a 23 y/o male btw
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>>18416232
Not everyone has a good amount of empathy when they are young.
Don't assume you are done maturing.
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>>18416240
I should mention i have killed animals before. Fish though, so who really cares lol? But last time i did it was when i was like 12. Plucked their eyes out with scissiors and crushed them in clamps. Little bait fish. Earliest time i did it was when i was very young. Caught it and layed it on the pavement and pretended it was begging me to stop while it choked. Other time i caught a fish at a fair, didnt want to keep it, so i crushed it with a bamboo stick it's bowl came with. Long time ago though

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