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>have big penis
>work out a lot, be fit
>pretty deep voice
>have gf
>she barely wants to sex
>doesnt like it when i initiate it and just grab and fuck her
>have to ask her or else she doesnt want sex for weeks
>doesnt schlick herself or get horny to anything
>gets horny once a month when she ovulates and tells me to cum inside her, then we buy a morning after pill
>That's it though

what's happening

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I have a weird problem.

Yesterday I had a nice day out with my boyfriend at the beach. He is 23 I am 26.

On our way to the beach an older woman bumped up against him. He is very social and kind so they joked around for a bit. She was asian (he is also asian) and later told us her age which is 65 but she had dem asian genes so she didn't look any older than 38 or 45 years old (and she was very pretty).

Anyway, they started talking a bit, about us going to the beach and she said she would take us two with her car, because it's quite a walk. So we got in her car and both of them really hit it off. I didn't think much of it untill he asked for her number, his words: 'can i have your number, if you are around my town we should hang out, i'll show you around for a bit, we can text too'. While saying this he asked for her age and she said 65 (she didn't look older than a very beautiful 40 year old) and he said wuah good genes! So the older lady gave her number to him, I was shocked. I was so sad. Thought he was such a douchebag at that moment. When i mentioned this to him he said 'haha i could be her grandson, don't be jealous over this'.

What do you make of this??

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Since last month I got my first ever bf (Im 25, he's 27) and he's my first in everything. Im his first in everything too.
He has this female friend who has a bf herself. But her being clingy to my bf weirded me out, I mean she'd link arms with him and send pics and messages 24/7 and when hanging out in groups she would only stay close to him and no one else, and even though I trust my bf and don't see her as a threat I told him that it's painful for me to see them like that and if he could draw a line and stay at an appropriate distance. He was initially annoyed but agreed to draw a line. Following this, she got mad at him for not talking to her as much as he used to.
Then when we hung out without my bf, with a group, and she acted very distant and cold later on complained to my bf that I had ignored her all day long and seemed to hate her. Which is a lie! I made so many attempts to get close to her but she pushed me away, even literally pushing me away when I tried to hug her.
Also, before we got together and had a bit of a bumpy road she told me that it'd be better for us to stay friends because he just isnt bf material, and that he would be much better as a regular friend. I didn't think much of it at the time. Later on my bf told me she was shocked to hear that we were actually dating, despite her knowing that we both liked one another. She didnt react positively to the news, nor specifically negative, just indifferent and surprised. I thought she'd be happy for us, so it got me thinking.
Anyway, lastly, today she has deleted me off every social media. Yesterday we were still fine and she sent snaps of her cat and today suddenly she deleted me from everywhere.
WHY? WHAT DID I DO? I DONT GET IT
I have no friends and I really respected her and liked her because I thought she was an awesome person. WHAT HAPPENED?

Please help. Im retarded I dont know how people operate

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Do I grow my hair longer or get it cut like before or something else?

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I don't know what it is, I just feel like my dick is really small and it's kind of annoying. My gf says it's big but I can't really tell if she's telling me the truth. Sometimes she'll make little jokes about it being small when we're teasing eachother but idk if she's being for real. I've measured it and it's the length of my LG g5 phone. So I guess that 5.5 inches maybe? I watch porn a lot and I just don't understand how there can be so many God damn huge dicks. Even in the homemade category. Please help, is my dick small?

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Sup brahs. There's this rich girl that I know in my friends group and she claims to like me according to my friends. She's okay enough but physically flat as a board and always wearing push up bra's. She always gets what she wants(daddy has money) and so we don't really mesh because I've had to work for all my stuff. Anyway. I've been hanging out with her, getting to know her before jumping in; and she really loves to party/spend stupid amounts on alcohol(She can afford to because she doesn't have to pay for anything with her work money. School and housing are paid by her parents.) Anyway, she's a bit of a bitch when drunk and while she constantly says she likes me; she's made no effort to be with me.

I talked to her friend about this as she knows that I'm a very cautious guy in relationships and would rather avoid emotional wreckage if I can help it. She said that the girl asked her why she has to ask me out to dinner/lunch/drinks or whatever; and why I'm not. The thing is that this really disturbed me as I know girls who have liked guys seriously and have asked them out or shown that they appreciated them in some way other than words. I've helped her with a lot of things, emotional and physical(repairs to things she's broken mostly) and all she ever says is "Thank you" or "You're the best", but hasn't reciprocated in any way that makes me feel appreciated.

Is this girl just looking for a play thing? She goes through guys a lot and I think this is her way of trying to get me to do all the work. I've been in relationship like that where the girl thinks she's gods gift to me and it became very tiring fast. Thanks boys and gals.

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ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything

GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.

>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships, fart guy and the guy who stuffs his pants
Fuck off

>Why is there no new thread?
Create one yourself. You can use these macros: https://imgur.com/a/y6BF2

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>start talking with girl on tinder
>She thinks I'm cute and gives me her number
>Our convos are kinda awkward cause I dont know what to say

What should I do? How do I talk to her?

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Why do I, as people have told me, cute and fit, educated, mature and know how to dress but until now still can't get a relationship?
If I have to rate myself it's gonna be a 6/10 or 7/10. But not even a man approached me. I tried dating online as well but only old guys or the ones I don't want texting me.
What did I do?
Help please

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I'm paying 850 a month, bill for rent was 1655, which included water. Gas and electricity are supposed to be covered by my roommate, but this week there was no gas, and he claims it was because of a confusion because his ex-wife was taking over the bills. He hasn't told me much about that except that she's going to be moving in next month. But now he tells me she's moving her stuff in Wednesday. Before this I also dealt with both flea and fly infestations, him pissing in the shower on multiple occasions and not even having the courtesy to rinse it down, me having to tell him to remove animal products from the house since that was the whole fucking reason I moved in in the first place - because he claimed he was vegan. He lied to my face when I asked if a dressing of his was vegan. He laughed about having leather work shoes knowing I have a phobia of animal products. He leaves water all over the floor in the bathroom and his hair from shaving. He leaves feces in his guinea pig pen which is why there was such a horrific fly infestation. I feed them often and he expects me to clean every month because the original price for rent was 950 but I got him to go down on the price 100 in exchange for cleaning. After I found out the bill was only 1655 I stopped trying so hard to clean but after all I've dealt with all that and still cleaning the bathroom which he dirties right away each time, his dishes, dumping the trash, I think I've done my share. He also invites people over without even warning me first, and plays music full blast when it obviously bothers me. Today he had the nerve when he told me the hot water was back on that now I could "clean the dishes with hot water". They're all his motherfucking dishes. And he also uses the parking spot in front of the garage which has resulted in me getting two $56 fines.

I'm right to not clean his fucking dishes, right?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ABVRvJ4Sjg&index=4&list=PLbtfexIx7Pk2-vJqER_Ed5vhvPeONKKDu

If you've been struggling to stop thinking about your now ex, thinking of getting them back, can't take those steps forward, etc. I highly recommend this video that I've been listening to on repeat since I found it today.

The guy goes in about why we can't stop thinking about that person and that it starts with admitting that we made poor decisions. It's a tough video, but it's a start to whatever path you guys end up on to heal. Good luck.

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Write letters you will never send, confess your sins, let it out

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The idea of slaving away for 40 hours a week and having a structured life and permanent residence stresses me the fuck out. I'm 19 and was supposed to be moving to a different city to start my life, but I want to be a wanderer instead.

Here are some hang-ups:
>female
>very small (couldn't defend myself on my own)
>can't get a gun to defend myself because I'd probably use it on myself one day
>will have a large, young, active dog with me
>don't know how to get money, other than temp work (spooky) or music and I don't know think my music will ever be good enough to live even a meager existence off of.

How bad of an idea is it to become a vagrant? How can I make it work? Even if it's just for a couple of years.

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I need help with a really hard situation I'm having...me and a girl I like were forced to break up by forces beyond our control...then someone picked her up making me a third wheel...if a full story is needed I can grant it...

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Basically my hair has begun thinning since last year at the back and front and my parents refuse to acknowledge that I'm starting to go bald. Every time I try to bring up the subject they say " you're not going bald!" and begin to get angry when I persist. Why are they in denial? How can I get them to start helping me deal with this? Both of them are emotionally immature and whenever someone disagrees with them they see it as a personal attack on them, latest example, I try to get them to see I'm going bald, they say no, I insist I am, they accuse me of being moody and rude towards them when really all I am is worried for my thinning hair. I'm not asking for a baldness cure, I just want them to acknowledge it as a problem I'm going through and supporting me. Pic taken a few months ago, my hair has come back a bit with Rogaine so it's not *as* bad but I'm still gonna shave it off eventually.