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>>18417460
>welcome to the world of women

you're half a man now, the only thing that's left to do is benis im bagina.

I feel bad for you man but you fell in love with one dumb cunt. You absolutely have to gtfo of that relationship.

>>18417460
Just say:" I'm not comfortable with this situation. I am breaking up with you." (maybe add some more) try not to be salty or blame her in the text just say that you don't want the relationship anymore.

>>18417301
Have you tried edging?
Surely you can tell when you're going to go. Slow down then and it'll take longer
Other tan losing sensitivity that's pretty much what I can think of

My ex used to go crazy could I sometimes lasted 2 minutes, then other times 20.

For the 1/3 times I lasted 2 minutes I hoped she'd just shut the fuck up and accept that I have needs.

Anyways by the end of it I ended up hating sex because it was just a big paranoid mess of whether or not I would disappoint her.

>>18417340
>Have you tried edging?
Not explicitly, no, but I have tried not fucking coming; it never really pans out, though, since by the time I recognise the signs, it's usually too late—if I slow my roll, stop dead in my tracks or pull out, I usually end up coming anyway.

Tell her to put out or walk home.

I take my dates out of state .
Works every time.

>>18416980
>scared of making move
Dumb frogposter. You have to show girl you find her fancy. Touches, lame jokes, smiling like retard, staring into her eyes, asking for netflix and chill whatever. MAKE A MOVE. Or go on more dates before you meet the qtie for you.

>who wrote first
Lol. That is rare. Try to talk to girls yourself too.

Tldr ask another 25 girls on dates and report after.

>>18417304
Well I'm scared of making a big move like kissing but I need to do it anyway, I just don't know how to 'prepare' a grill for that since my social skills are poor and random touching feels unnatural (n-not an autist I swear). So I'd rather just kiss her to dispel my anxiety, a drinks date is good for that right? I went for coffee for my first dates and kissing a girl I've just met in starbucks doesn't sound like a good move.

Also any tips how to reduce awkardness during the date? Beeing myself seems to be failing me.

>>18416745
be ready to completely isolate yourself at this pace unless you're able to pull off the near impossible, finding actually decent people that want to associate with you actively.

You smell like my friendo, he got rly sensitive after a breakup and started confronting friends over stupid shit, gave me the cutting off toxic people speech.
How did they betray you, friend?

Friend 1, maybe just a people-pleaser?
I mean, If you broke up with her most recently, it's not your business if she moves on.

Friend 2, girl, nuff said.

Friend 3 sounds like a riot

>>18419130

some do. most don't. those who do tend to gain just a tiny bit. 5'11" is enough height.

Not typically, but they can.

>>18419130
>5'11"
lol manlet. this feeling you feel now. it will never go away.

probably shouldn't be stepping outside your comfort zone there op, who knows what manner of terrible ways you could be rejected and socially ostracized

>>18418837

no

i'd say no

It doesn't sound like you like her for personality but rather her looks, which means this will be a short and rather bitter relationship. Just bang her and move on op.

If you have no creative talent, making videos games will be hard.

Being part of the creation process might work for you; meaning you help a team create a video game that someone else wrote/designed.

Welcome to the fantasy of probably 90% of male children born in the developed world in the past 30 years. Rest assured what you know is probably nothing but a fantasy.

The big games are created from teams of hundreds of talented people working in so many different fields and departments that it would be too alien to even enumerate them for you.

Making video games is work. It's not playing video games, and never will be. It's sitting there going through pages of code, or working on graphics and art for months, pixel by pixel, etc.

Unless you just take some existing game editor and play around with it, but that's not developing a game. That's playing one.

If you're serious you need to get a real education in a field that's needed in the industry, such as pure programming, or be a spectacular graphic designer because that side is over-saturated with everyone who thinks they're an artist.

Some real shit, son. Swallow it. You need a real education unless you're ok playing around with RPG Maker or making half-life maps to goof off on.

>>18418813
Nobody is born knowing how to do any of that stuff, Practice it until you get to a level you're happy with.

Fuck em

>>18418748
Every guy is different. It's like asking how to fix an engine. Well, it depends on the engine.

A lot of guys don't respond well to the idea of a long-distance relationship. Myself and many other people are very hands-on people who can't imagine a girlfriend we can't touch, cuddle, and see.

So, you probably want to start by just basic communication and escalate it to sending him pictures of you. Lots of pictures and flirting and he'll probably respond well if he likes you.

>>18418748
Well. Does he play some online games? Play with him.

Having personality helps. And topics to talk about too.

But really, until he returns, you will most likely just turn into nagging annoying attention starved bitch.

Dont fall for ldr and take care.

>>18418535
Use condoms unless you're exclusive.

You sound like an idiot to even consider having sex with some woman you don't know, and without even a condom, honestly, m80. You probably know that already, though, and you're only here to brag, right? Get real, dude, you know it's an awful idea and everyone will say the same.

>>18418535
She probably has stds, dude is raw cumming worth it. Condom are ur safe bet.

>>18418534
Keep going. Don't let your dreams be dreams. Just DO IT!

I could do it but have never done it since it feels kinda gay to suck dick

I'm sorry for your loss

>>18418309
did you put your phone number on the application? verify that it works?

1. ask someone to review your resume
2. what is the income level of your town? are there lots of more qualified adults looking to flip burgers?
3. how many places have you applied to? pls reply with a number

oh and

4. do you know anyone who can get you an in? for entry level work this is often quite easy for a friend to do

>>18418318
I try to staple a resume with my work email and phone number to the application and I know I don't any issues receiving calls

>>18418342
1. I've been told it's well done, but the job history is lacking
2. poverty level retirement town, per capita income of $15k
3. I lost count after 40
4. and no, short of a year working in retail I've been a hikki-NEET since highschool

>>18418109
That's awesome. Ditch the mad bitch (what more do you want with a skank who only went for you because you were unavailable), and tell your bros about this hilarious story.

>>18418109
>I lied about being married to get laid
>don't know how to get over it. Kill myself?
lol

>>18418109
what the hell are you even talking about?

>>18418095
Ask him if he evet considered going to therapy.

Ask him about how his parents view him.

Honestly he does not sound interesting enough.

>>18418095
you got a link to any of his videos? he sounds cool.

>>18418095
>spends days looking up this guy
>studying his channel and himself
>asking him about his sex life
>watching his long review videos
>all of them
>analyzing them and building up his case
>asking for an interview
>looking to prove deeper and psychoanlyze this guy

>"H-haha guys! This guy is so weird! Haha, it's so weird, unlike me, guys!"

>>18418057

oh wow. you are not a bad person, but i understand why you feel that way. she has it worse sure, but its not like your life is a cakewalk. your life was essentially taken away from you before you even got married. her burden is your burden, just in a different way.

i just looked it up and unless there's some extenuating circumstances they seem to live to old age just fine, they only die 7 years earlier.

jesus OP i really dont know what to say. it seems wrong to tell you to leave her, but it also seems wrong that you have to give up your entire life to take care of her. is it a bit selfish to leave? I don't think so.

it would be exceptionally virtuous to stay. but i dont think that makes it immoral to leave.

that wont make it easy. that wont make it feel any less shameful. it wont make it any less sad. but if this looks like it will be your life for the rest of your life it isn't wrong to leave. especially if shes giving up on life - something that is ab it understandable but if shes going to live only seven years less than most people there comes a point where you gotta embrace.

honestly man if shes wanting to off her self, id turn a blind eye. i dont blame her for wanting to die if she can't embrace it, i believe in euthanasia.

>>18418089
The desease is very different from patient to patient. She could be lucky and it won't effect her much more in the future than being forced to take medicine against epilepsia. Or she could get bad nerve damage and have problems with her eyes or legs. It is impossible to predict. So far it seems to be more on the worse side since she is just having her second relapse in a month.
I could never leave her, especially right now when she is at the worst she has ever been. I also could not turn a blind eye, wtf, I could never look at myself again.
But her mental state seems to become worse from day to day.

>>18418120

okay so whats happening here is

>i have a problem
>but i refuse to do anything about it

and thats okay, but doesn't really make this an advice thread, does it?

All it is, is someone intelligent to talk to, dude. And many aren't even all that intelligent, just have a list of shit to talk about to come up with some diagnosis for you to work on.

It's for people who have more money than sense, honestly, and a close friend and confidant is a million times more valuable than someone you're paying to listen to you whine and bitch once a week for them to tell you "Hey, it's fine, see you next week"

>>18417694
I don't have any friends I trust enough to talk about my problems with. In fact I don't even have any real friends when I think of it.

>>18417687
It does depend a little bit on what you're going to therapy for. If you're going in just to have a place to vent your anxieties and frustrations, it basically becomes like bitching about things with someone.

Which honestly is useful, while friends are good for that kind of thing you can burn them out. Paying someone to listen to you is lame when framed that way but it helps lighten the load on your friends / support.

If you go to therapy to change a behavior (in my case, I'm trying to speak to people better and be less nervous). Then they can help you understand those feelings and root out where they come from. As well as provide mental frameworks to help you work around those problems. I've had therapy legitimately help me with social anxiety. I haven't gotten to the point where I can get a girlfriend or anything, but it helps me sperg out less in public.

One thing I'd add - when picking a therapist, it might help to think of what kind of person you need to talk to. For example, I usually work with women but I'm starting to realize that they don't understand my troubles speaking to women. So I'm thinking of switching to a man in the hopes that they'll understand my situation better.

Give a therapist a few weeks and see how you feel. Best of luck anon.