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Hey women of /adv/, I want to ask you a question about a lay that i had!
I went home with this girl last saturday from the club. It was all pretty straightforward, went for a smoke, danced a little, then home. I was playing a very low-key, meek-ish kind of game, but she pushed for going home and so we went.
Once everything was off, (the clothes that is), I noticed all of these cut-scars along her thighs and wrists. This coupled with the fact that she didn't seem shy at all about what she was after in me, made me come to the conclusion that "this chick likes to get it".
So I went full force on this girl! Choking, finger up the ass, fingers in her mouth. At one point i sat on her chest while she sucked my dick. I went right through the whole repertoire. There wasn't anything telling me she minded it. So I figured i wanted to try to push it.
Anyway, before she left we made out some more and then assured eachother "we'll be in touch" like 3 times before finally calling it a night.
I texted her the next day about work and said i had a great time.
That's the last time we were in contact.
Sooo La-la-ladies. If you were to go home with a seemingly dorky, yet confident guy, who fucks you like a brute for forty minutes in all sort of manners. Wouldn't that make you go "ahh, this is guy is more intriguing than 99% of other dudes" ??
She was so fucking hot, i wanna fuck her again!
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>>18491738
>Sooo La-la-ladies. If you were to go home with a seemingly dorky, yet confident guy, who fucks you like a brute for forty minutes in all sort of manners. Wouldn't that make you go "ahh, this is guy is more intriguing than 99% of other dudes" ??
Not if I met him at a club, no. If I'm going home with a guy from a club, I wouldn't expect anything more to come of it than a one night stand. I'd say that we'd keep in touch just to be polite and if I wanted a booty call, but it'd never turn into a relationship.
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>I texted her the next day about work and said i had a great time
Look no further
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>>18491738
> for forty minutes
I think I found your problem, anon. She was expecting some stamina from you.
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>3 months ago
>Be with a friend at a bar, a lot of his other friends I don't know
>A girl joins them
>Gets to talk with her, she barely talk to anyones since we share similar interests, I make her laugh, we're basically spending the night together, she ignores of her own friends to talk with me
>She has to leave pretty early around 3PM to get to a birthday, I ask her last name so I can add her on FB, she gives it to me and tells me to add me
>I add her the next morning. My profile pic is not actually me (not another person though, just some art thing I like) but it's my name, and it's not a common name.
>She never adds me, I don't try to contact her and shrug it off even though I find this weird.
>Last night run into her, she's having drinks with some dude. She immediately recognizes me and says hi, we talk a little... she remembered me even though I had trouble recognizing her at first, she didn't seem to have any.
Now was it a misunderstanding or what ? Did she really snub me ? Because she seemed very friendly last night. Should I cancel my invitation from 3 months ago and send it again ?
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>>18491624
She didn't mind you, but she's not interested in you. Time to cut losses and not make a fool of yourself.
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if you can't be with the boy you love, love the boy you're with.
you met. she had some fun. it doesn't mean she wants to date or have sex or get to know you more. sometimes a moment is just a moment.
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>>18491636
Well I'd still accept a friends request with someone I had a good time with and liked as potential friend but I guess I'm weird
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I feel like I have so many problems in my head that I can't beat because they are issues caused by me.
For example, I have extreme oneitis going on right now. Ongoing for years. She friend zoned me blah blah and yet I still yearn. The other part of me calls me retarded for still liking her which I get. but this disjoint in my head is really fucking me over in decision making.
I basically stay "stuck" on decisions for long amounts of time which means I can't even get anything done. I feel like shit and not man like because of this. I feel like as a male, I should be able to make a decision and stick to my guns. I can't do that currently. I have deleted this womans number like 2 times now and I always end up texting her in my weakest moments.
What can I do to improve my conviction? I have no strength in this regard. Can anyone offer any insight? I resent myself for my weakness.
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>>18491619
>I feel
>I feel
>I feel
>I feel
>I feel
You don't have problems. Come back when you don't feel
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test
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>>18491785
test
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Can someone explain to me who or what Chad is?
How can I become Chad?
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Chad is just a blanket term for a built brickshithouse handsome man who is a womanslayer alpha as fuck. Although most likely chads are fucking stupid.
You can become a chad just by working out like 5 times a week and eat a shit tonne of food. Chad is also a state of mind. Not giving a single fuck and have a commanding personality? Either way fuck that noise, if you arent chad already dont try to be something you're not. You do you boo.
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Chad is what losers who can't get laid call anyone who can get laid.
Become Chad by getting a girlfriend. If someone complains about you on 4chan or /r/incels then you have become peak Chad.
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>>18491502
Chad means a regular 20-something or early 30's guy who is fit and good with women. They tend to be average in their concerns or interests, nothing that stands out too much, except they love to work out or play team sports.
Contrary to what you hear on 4chan, most Chads tend to be reasonably friendly, because they are concerned about losing respect with their friends by acting too thuggish.
When they grow up into middle age, they tend to become your average suburban dads with wife and kids who wil fondly remember the times they were quarterbacks of their team.
My workplace agreed to pay for the fee for a seminar which takes place in a city 300 miles away but is really important for my career, except they are not gonna pay for the accommodation, since it spans over an entire week and it's too expensive for them.
I had an idea to use several CouchSurfing hosts, 2 days each, 3 total, to cover my entire stay in that city, and I don't mind helping to buy food or grab beers with the host in the evening or anything. I can be social if necessary, but I have never done the CoachSurfing thing before, and what if I get my shit stolen, or worse, they might be gay and try to hit on me?
What advice do you have about coachsurfing?
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>>18491467
dont bring anything worth stealing.
dont act like a gay guy hitting on you is the worst thing ever.
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>>18491495
yeah I am probably leaving my laptop at home, probably bring few books or something instead if I need to be by myself
it's not that I am terrified by that, it's just gonna be awkward to me. Usually gays I have met in the past have been respectful and friendly so far.
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>>18491511
Then why are you worried about it?
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I need to know if there's a way to bright up my penis skin tone.
please help me guys... and thanks.
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>>18491429
What fuck could this possibly be about?
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>>18491429
bleach it
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>>18491436
how to bleach a cock?
Maybe just try some skin cream
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>girl says she can eat lots of sweets cus she works out a lot
>I give a "yeah, ok" sort of grunt without really thinking
>girl says that was incredibly rude and I should be slapped
>I'm like ok sure whatever, think nothing of it
>like 3 hours later, about to head home
>girl tells me that she's getting sick of my shit
>I say "sorry, I didn't mean to offend you"
>autistically turn and leave
How do I redeem myself /adv/? She's a qt, and it really was just an offhand comment.
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You're over analysing it. Don't pander to her.
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>>18491428
So I shouldn't apologize?
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Don't give a fuck. She's over-reacting. There is just no chemistry between you two.
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trying to make a hidden link button to my site displasy if the user is older than 18.
is something wrong with my code?
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>>18491409
yeah you dont have the case where age = 18
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>>18491455
Explain
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>>18491472
you only check if age is < or > 18. So if age is set to 18, none of the conditionals are true.
You should just make the check (age >= 18)
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What to do when there's no condom?
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One time I was about to fuck a girl but the thing is...I didnt expect to be with that girl, we were in bed and the girl keep telling me to do it without condom but I bitched out at the end, what to do in that situation?
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>>18491400
Get a baggy or candy bar wrapper. Never go in without a dick suit.
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>>18491400
eat her out.
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>>18491400
You did good. Learn from that and always make sure to have condoms.
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>be 24 year old loser
>kissless handholdless virgin
>live with parents and have hobbies normies would consider strange
>tried tinder but it failed horribly
>no normie girl would ever want me
>try okcupid and after a few weeks of nothing get messaged by an alt girl
>we get along really well, she already knows I'm a kissless virgin loser but she's okay with it(?!)
>already arranged a date
>she has a few red flags like piercings and other cuts on her arms and legs but nothing I can't deal with
>today she tells me she wants tattoos all over her body and also on her face
How am I supposed to deal with this? She's already annoyed by the fact that I'm not a scene guy and she claimed that I would look totally cute if I looked like one.
If the tattoo was minor and not so big I could live with it. But all over her body? I just don't know what to do. She's like a copy of me.
Plus she's the only girl that ever showed interest in me and she isnt even disgusted by me...
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>>18491374
its not like she's gonna get them done over night, might take years, besides, if she's your first ever date then she's most likely to not be your last.
First relationships don't usually work out but they're a great experience. Don't think you'll marry her, go in for it anyway, see what happens, its just a date, you may not even like her once you meet her, she might not like you either but going for it and experiencing it at least will teach you what to do and what not to do.
Its a great experience to have, it will open up so many doors for you and make you realize how this 'game' is played. Don't get too attached to her either, you're most likely to make a ton of mistakes (from which you will learn) but which might ruin the relationship, and since she's a scene girl she might just be looking for something now but not long term.
Get out there man, who knows? maybe you'll even get your dick wet
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>cuts herself
>piercings
>total body tattoos
>face tattoos
>already trying to turn you into a scene guy
DROPPED
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>>18491374
Why don't you just fuck her brains out and worry about if you're scene or not after her pussy is full of your man juice?
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so like about an hour ago me and my gf were fooling around for the 1st time and i ended up cumming on her face and tits ounly. Because this is my 1st time im super paranoid of chances of her getting pregnant eaven tho i didn't eaven cum near her vag, but really what are the chances ?
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also she did wipe it off few minutes later
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>>18491337
Why do people like you get to have sex? Are you fucking retarded? Women don't absorb cum through their skin and get pregnant. Unless she scooped some of that cum up and shoved it inside her she is most likely not going to get pregnant from taking a shot of baby batter to the face/boobs
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you need to do way with instain mother
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I know I should love my grandparents, care about them, and enjoy visiting them. I feel like an asshole because I don't. I don't enjoy visiting them and the only upside to seeing them is, "At least now they'll quit bugging me about visiting for a while." I know they're probably going to die soon, and maybe I should take pity on them and just appease them until they kick the bucket, but ideally I'd never visit them again except for just Christmas and maybe Thanksgiving.
Why do I not care about my grandparents? What's wrong with me?
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>>18491297
why do you not care about any other random person in the world? blood does not make you love people. I've had to come to terms with the fact that I just dont like my parents. i feel like a monster, but the thought of visiting them at all makes me sad, and im at the point where im just trying to figure out how to cut ties. I feel bad cuz my mom isn't even the 'worst' person ever but i just cant stand what shes been doing.
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>>18491305
I don't really have an issue with them, or not anything where I hate them as people so much that I never want to see them again. It's just such a hassle to visit them, and I just don't like being around them. My family is big on...well, family. I just moved back in with my mom after finishing up a temporary job, and I'm fucking exhausted but my mom's already been making plans for me to visit both sets of grandparents. It's boring there. Boring, awkward, both grandfathers making jokes at my expense, one grandfather also being a creepy fuck, one grandmother who's a fat fuck who thinks an acceptable dinner is fried fish with french fries and hush puppies and, to make it healthy, fried zucchini. I have nothing in common with these people
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>>18491314
and thats fine as well. we don't need extremes to hate people. its just the way we are. and trying to fight it doesn't help anyone.
so pick your options
>continue to be silent and avoid them as much as possible
>flat out tell your mom you just dont want to visit them indefinitely
>flat out tell THEM that you dont want to visit
seeing as you live with your mom its a lot harder to gain independence, especially if they will come visit her, but yeah.
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>mid year review at work
>my weak point is that I have a too negative attitude towards work
but how the fuck do you get a positive attitude toward work? It's litterally how my character trait is.
Am I supposed to lie all the time and act as if everything at work is beautifully handled? Most of the decisions that are taken are shit and I'm already exercring myself to not be too much of an asshole and be agreeable
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bump /adv/
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Well can you give us an example of this negative attitude?
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>>18491271
i'm not even sure I think it's stuff like
>manager presents stuff about the new project they are doing in team X and that we will have to integrate / work with
>I think this is shittily designed
>I'm pointing out flaws in their design
>this is a negative attitude
basically i'm a glass half empty dude
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>my mom got pregnant at the same time as another woman by the same dude
>never met the dude, he sticks with the other woman afterwards and has a second kid. Happy family.
>dude dies when I'm 6
Spoiler, the other kid he had is also 6
>find out about all this when I'm like 13
>now I'm 21 and get kinda curious about her, find her on Facebook
>im goth, she's punk
>both gingers
>same face
>same build
>fucking almost twins
>get courage to add her and send her a message about it
>she adds me back
Doesn't reply to message
Messenger says she hasn't even opened it
>she's liked some of my posts but has no contact otherwise
>find out she has over 400 friends and doesn't respond or check her messages regularly
How do I get her attention without being annoying, exposing who I am publicly (in case she doesn't want her friends to know, or takes it badly, etc) or just being weird? I don't wanna spam her inbox, but I've been posting things to try and get her attention so I can be like
"Yo check your messages"
Aside from this I've been at a but of a loss
So what's your guy's /advice/
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OP here
This was the message I sent
Hey there! So, you're probably wondering why a rando person with no mutual friends is trying to add you. Well I don't know how to tell you this without just, uh, saying it? So here we go: I'm your half-sister! Now, at this point, I think theres only two outcomes.
a) you maybe know of me? Like someone mentioned something about a half-sister to you in the past.
or b) you still have no idea who I am, and maybe don't believe the internet stranger (understandable)
I kinda hope you know who I am, but if you don't I'd be more than happy to explain the situation further if you want me to.
But I also get it if you aren't down to open this can-o-worms, so I'm gonna leave it up to you.
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>>18491214
Stop OP
First ask yourself, is that considered incest by your state's laws?
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>>18491214
send another message? contact her through something other than facebook? contact one of her friends or family?
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How do I "dumb" myself down?
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>Talk to a girl
>Use your normal vocabulary
>Your normal vocabulary being filled with "rare" and "complicated" words
>Always need to rephrase myself so she could understand
>Doesn't happen exclusively with her, but with most of my friends as well
What do I do? With my friends it's easier, because I don't need to impress or to try to dumb myself down, I can just explain it. But I don't want the girl I like to think I'm condescending and fake.
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>>18491157
Maybe stop hanging out with retards instead?
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>>18491161
This!
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>>18491161
But they are fun and supportive ):
And they aren't actually stupid or anything. I think. I believe. I hope.