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women are just people, dude. unless you have a crush on them, then they'll turn into snakes and eat you alive

>>18488788

What's the worst that could happen if you invite her somewhere? She may say no, and you will still be alive.

If you lack confidence in talking to women the only way to do it is to fake it. Eventually it will become real confidence.

Have good posture at all times. Stand up straight with your shoulders back and your chest out. This will increase your confidence and women will see you as more alpha, which is what they want.

>>18488843
Is there advice that we're missing somewhere in that statement?

OP how cute was this girl? Do you think she was actually a fan, or was just one of those satanic neo-goth hipsters?

>>18488751

>how can people say focus on yourself in order to beocme happy when my best days this year were when i was talking to a girl?

this is precisely why we recommend it. your life is so empty that having a stranger on the internet with a particular set of genitalia to talk to made you happy.

focus on your self, develop a happiness that doesn't revolve on some stranger giving you attention, and you'll be a lot better off.

Why haven't you remained in contact with her?

>>18488919
Can't your life be empty because youre lonely? It's not like most people live interesting lives. In my experience, my friends who are in relationships tend to be live an even more boring life, since they go out even less

>>18488928
She ghosted me. I was waiting weeks for her to come online again. I was bummed but it was kinda expected

Amputate

You'd need to have a deficit of over 3000 calories a day. So basically, eat nothing and run every day for 3 weeks

>>18488737
Make an incision in the adipose layer and stick a vacuum nozzle in there.

>>18488669
>this time she's doing the usual thing, she's online but doesn't respond, i basically threatened to cancel the tickets i ordered months ago for visiting her NEXT WEEK, tell her that she leaves me no choice but to start genuinely hating her, no response
>until recently we were both seemingly looking forward to me visiting again, we planned to go out and do shit, and we both intend to see how we feel about getting together again
>right now i don't know if it's even worth it, she insists time and time again that she loves me and at least needs to stay as friends, but i see zero value in just being friends with someone that never responds and whose online name just gives me anxiety
It's like the OBVIOUS choice is to just give her up and move on, but I fucking can't and I don't know why. I lied about "canceling" the tickets to visit her - they're uncancelable because the only train company in the country is garbage, so my only choice is to not go and lose those almost $100, plus I'd never get that chance to see if it could work again.

I'm deathly frustrated.

>>18488673
How fat is she OP? I'm guessing very fat I'd she is playing WoW

You know you have to stop talking to this chick OP. End this chapter of your life and start the next one.

>>18488673
She really sounds like she would be a terrible partner and not much of a friend.

My guess is that you're holding on because you don't see any other opportunity to have a romantic relationship.

If you want to be her friend, accept that her bullshit behavior is who she is and don't have any expectations of anything better. As far as romance goes, you should think about what sort of behavior you want from a partner you'd like, and whether or not you're likely to get that from her.

I think you should look elsewhere. That means being willing to make an effort and being willing to face rejection. Some people would rather keep chasing what they know is a dead end.

People write wills all the time, anon. He clearly didn't want you to see it, and if we're being honest, it's really none of your business anyway.

>>18488650

nah. he needs to write a will at some point. probably someone told him a story about someone who didnt write a will so hes writing one now but hes nervous to let people see it cuz theres probably something in there that he doesn't want oeople knowing. some people may be getting more than others. not something to worry about per se, perhaps a bummer after he dies tho

>>18488650
The fact that you're concerned (and I hope that's in an "oh no, is something wrong? Is my father sick and going to die?" sort of way and not "oh shit, am I not inheriting as much as I thought I was going to?") may very well be the reason he didn't want you to see it: he doesn't want to cause you concern or stress.

Everyone dies. Smart people plan for guaranteed eventualities.

Drive a truck. Three weeks of training and you'll have somewhere to live and a decent paycheck.

>>18488655
Just read you're not from the us or Europe. I bet it's still an option albeit shittier.

>>18488655
it's an option, but idk how long it will take to get a driver license, moreover, to get one I need 300 usd ( making the conversion from local money to dollars). I submitted my curriculum to a bilingual call center, but I always get the final stage, and they never call me back. Two days ago, I received a new message which said that if they required my services, they would call me. but i'm desperate by now...

>>18488604
> I'm not sure if my resume will land me a job in retail or fast food

Literally anyone can work there

>>18488613
Actually that depends where OP lives, in poorer places getting a retail or fast food job is highly competitive.

Why did you get suspended?

You are literal cancer bro. Kill yourself

>>18488767
Epic. Truly epic.

>>18488590

>take steroids

you literally dont need to take steroids to be a porn star

>will i make it big

depends on the relationship you develop with female porn stars and the producers. but probably not. making it as a straight male porn star is virtually impossible. its something people who dont have a lot goign on in life do on the side to bring extra money in.


>im not gonna become one unless someone can convince me

pretty dumb to expect an advice board to convince you to do steroids and porn.

let me leave you with this.
>a dumb man wishes to be a porn star
>a smart man becomes a porn producer
>a wise man does both.

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>>18488502
Pic is now related to the thread. What do you think that tastes like?

>>18488765
I imagine very crunchy

>>18488502

everything slowly changes the way your brain works. with porn its a matter of gratification. your brain doesn't seperate between what you see on a screen and what you actually experience. so to your brain, coupled with you jerking off, you are having sex with those women. so the more porn you watch the less thrilling sex becomes and thats why people who watch a lot of porn tend to get more extreme with their fetishes.

like with food, porn is fine, it is a vice, but we all have vices. its just a matter of not going overboard and scaling back when you hit your limit.

>>18488491
If you think its inevitable, break up with her first, that way it'll be easier down the road to get back with her again.

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looks like the typical Knapp's Relationship Model. According to that, you're fucked.

If you really want to "save it" both sides need to be willing to do so. If your gf is already kind of meh about the relationship, she's gonna jump ship asap. If I were you, I'd make it clear to her that you really want to stay with her (only if you mean it) and see if she feels the same. If not, then be prepared to be hit with depression...

You may have needed a longer break from each other. Give your girlfriend more time to miss what you once had.

>>18488473
It's not cum, it is pre-ejaculate.
It is produced to lubricate and neutralise vaginal acidity when you're sexually aroused.

It is perfectly normal and you cannot stop it.

The name's precum, and it's likely to slow down when you end puberty

>>18488480
I know about precum but can one person precum about 6 times in an hour of just having filthy thoughts?

>>18488483
I know you're just mocking, but these appeared more often the more I grew.

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>>18488453
In IT school.

It's like asking what's the best way to plan a crime. Well it depends what you want to do but the short answer is you should learn everything there is to be learned about the subject. Knowing how it works will help you come up with the way to break it.

There isn't a single course or website to anything for real. That's just not how the world works. You get websites like khan academic, rosetta stone for languages, youtube tutorials etc, but it's all really basic. If you want to really know something you have to look for the pieces of information you want yourself, where ever you think they might be. It's not hard because you're looking closely at something, finding a specific thing "google scholar, optimising vectors for ANN" is easier than getting something great from googling "herp derp how 2 hax".

>>18488522
I agree. It just feels like I'd walk away from Khan Academy (or some other shit like that) with a very weak understanding. It's one of those unskilled things

Stop trying to bend your own rules.

>>18488438
i'm just asking

No, you can't look at images. It works the same way with images like with videos. Your brain believes it actually found and scored a mate in both instances over stimulation will lead to the same results. E.g. neocortex deteriorating, regression of dopamine receptors. You can only use your imagination. And I would also avoid jerking off more than 3 times a week.

More details:

I was jumped while returning to my motel after a stroll. I had nothing of value on me so it was just a brawl. One guy ran. I chased my assailant and found out he was also staying at the motel. I called the cops. The guy pointed to his wounds and told a complete lie to make it sound like I started the fight. There were no witnesses willing to speak to the cops. The cops couldn't decide who to believe so we both were cited with misdemeanors.

I would like to press charges on that lowlife fuck, but lawyers are expensive as fuck.

>I cant afford a lawyer

As is usual, the real issue is that you can't afford not to have a lawyer.

If you ignore this, a bench warrant will be issued for your arrest. Depending on how much they want you (likely not much for a misdemeanor), you will either be arrested the next time you go back into the state, or they might call the cops in your current state to pick you up, since you presumably have a fixed address which they will be able to find.

This might end up happening while you are at work, which knowing the States, almost certainly means you'll be fired, and suddenly be out a lot more money.

>>18488422

Common misconception: people don't press charges. That's a term used on TV that has nothing to do with the real world. The DA decides who to charge with offences, and they do it almost entirely based on whether they think they have a good chance of success at trial.

Having a lawyer might enable you to convince them to drop charges on you and not on your attacker. Your lawyer, if they are a good criminal defense attorney, will know the best way to go about this in that jurisdiction.

>>18488466
Thank you for the advice. I called a local lawyer last week, and he said I'd likely get completely off, but he wanted in the ball park of 5 grand... Do you know a way I could get the fees lowered? Maybe a payment plan or a loan of some sort? Would a bank loan me the cash and let me pay it off? I have less than 1000 in savings at the moment

>>18488406

She was massively in love with you, she obsessed about you and stalked you to the point where she found your parents contact details - and now she's asking who you are?

She was probably faking it in the beginning in the hopes that you would rescue her. You owe her no explanation and got off lightly. Block and delete her.

Why do you even have her on social media/a chat programme if she was that terrifying when you left her?

>>18488406
depending on what third world country you went to and what religion she is, you might've ruined her chances of ever getting with a local guy by fucking her

honestly she may be less crazy and more desperate which is pretty sad

>>18488458
dammit lol she asked how are you not who am I. i never blocked her i just thought it would blow over and she'd eventually stop messaging me.

>>18488464
no it was in Latin America I ultimately got weirded out when she asked if I want to fuck her with no condoms and I already thought i had gotten her pregnant