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>>18491124
By jerking off.

>>18491124
WORK OUT!
GO TO A GYM.
GET A GF AND FUCK HER INTO A COMA, JIZZ MAN.

>>18491136
Doesn't cut it.

>>18491155
When I had a girlfriend, she would nearly start crying because she couldn't handle any more, and I was still horny. This is happened with pretty much every girl I've dated. Also, no time.

Meet her and fuck her while pretending to be married? Where is the issue here?

>>18491137
I need advice on faking sincerety with my wife, guilt of cheating, all that bullshit.

What about my lack of actual sexual experience?

>>18491112
FUCK HER AND AT THE END WHILE YOU COME TELL HER YOU LIED
The look on her face: priceless.

>>18491092
>don't like to tell people things about goals you have, either short term or long term?
You're ashamed.
Accept who you are are not the movie in your head.

>>18491092

I don't get anxious, but I do believe that if I tell too soon, I'll jinx it and unavoidably fuck up. I prefer to tell about my goals when I'm sure I can reach them.

>>18491115
But it's about anything. I literally went to buy new shoes today, and when I got back my dad (yeah, still at home) asked me what I was doing, and I made something up about going out to get food, instead of just saying I bought new shoes.

Although, I did get advice from /fa/, and they're pretty dressy shoes, so maybe I did feel a little ashamed, because I've never cared about how I look before.

We're gonna need a picture of those in order to tell you if it's really worth it for you to go after her.

"Hey, what's your number"
or
>Bump into here
"Excuse me. Oh, by the way, do you know where X is? Yeah? Can you show me around?" Small talk her into giving you her number

OR

Kidnap & marry her in africa, where she'll be reduced to the slave status and wont be able to escape because it's punishable by death or further rape.

>>18491074
>How do I go about marrying this woman, starting from the complete stranger on the sidewalk stage? Before you say this is absurd, you need to understand how amazing these breasts are.
You don't. You go from complete stranger to "Hi" to digits to date. The breasts might be amazing, but what if the rest of her is don't-put-your-dick-in-it crazy? What if she's the bipolar borderline schizo satan-worshipping princesses (multiple personalities) of Andromeda?

Need an aim?
M O N E Y
M O R E
M O N E Y

>>18491055
I'm making a lot more money now than a couple of years ago. The best way to earn more would be to move jobs and mine's pretty good.

Money doesn't equal happiness or I'd be happier now than I was a few years ago.

>>18491051
You need to find something you really like studying.

>Is it good to hide my mental health problems from my (long-distance) girlfriend?

Usually no. Especially if you expect to be with her a while.

>Like, I'm really not in a good place, but neither is she and I want to be a positive influence on her.

You're setting her up for failure because you uplifting her spirits now making her think she's got a good "got his shit together" kind of guy is going to slam her on her face when she realizes you're fucked up too (if she finds out).

If she doesn't find out before y'all break up, then fuck it.

>>18490914
How long have you been dating for?

>>18490939
Yeah that's what I was thinking, was just worried I was being selfish, she knows I'm not well together at all, I just got out of Detox for alcoholism and she knows it.
>>18490978
7 months

>Intimidate/threaten his ass
>Beat his ass
>Ignore his ass
>Report his ass to the police
>Concede her chubby punk ass to his crazy ass
That are your options mate

>>18490882
>I know I'm not the only guy who fucks her,
Dump the cum bucket pig she fucks around and she's not marriage material + she's a fuck buddy that brings scandal.

>>18490912
I don't care about marriage material. I would honestly be fine with a long term slam pig.

>>18490865
Being racist is OK the liberal media has it's own agenda but racism is closer to reality.

>>18490865
Black people having conduct issues more than other races in America is not delusion, it's a statistical fact. Whether or not you want to make it about skin color and some pseudoscience to do with genetics is up to you.

>>18490885
what's the angenda? something to do with globalism and jewish people?

>>18490848
If you are looking for 'the one', why would you waste any energy on a romantic relationship that doesn't seem promising enough?

tell us about the man or woman you're thinking of

>>18490848
>How to know you found the one?

This is really intuitive stuff, there is no set of criteria. I'm a guy, 24 years old, am nonvirgin and been dating a fair share some years ago (not doing it right now because I plan to move in half a years time and don't wanna leave much ties behind).

If she feels like a female version of you, like a soulmate, someone you can go to a long trip together, just the two of you, then she's "the one". Yeah it will fade away soon, but the connection you have built by then doesn't.

>>18490845
Its a human thing,
They have plenty of dudes in real life they could talk to.
Being physically present reminds a person that you exist.
Unless the girl is particularly desperate you will not form a real relationship with them on a video game.

>>18490845
Because they interacted you as part of that game. Outside of that game, they didn't think about you, and you are back on square one, so you need to establish why you two should know each other outside the game.

>>18490871

So what about the situatios in which they are continuously holding a conversation with you? Like is there any interest behind this or just a way for them to have validation?

>>18490782
How about you shut the fuck up, pay attention to coding, and keep cranking out my software you fucking code monkey?

>>18490825
Can't have 100% intensity all the time. And when I'm not that into what I'm doing, if some big tittie girl walks by, chances are I'm gonna look.

>>18490782
Why are you not concentrating on your code, boy? Do you want your daily porridge or not? Staring at tits on company time does not get you a bowl of porridge.

Wait for your death in the streats, what the fuck did you do to the age of 30?

>>18490779
Do you have the money to support your diploma?

Even if you get your diploma completed, you wont be a porgrammer ASAP. You'll able to get jobs at Data Entry posts.

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>>18490779
"Son, it's never too late to hoist yourself up by your bootstraps and make something of yourself. You just need to take that first step, show up, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you're interested in the job. What have you got to lose?"

>>18490770
This sounds exactly like the beginning of my situation. Be careful dude.
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Let her know you're uncomfortable with the other guy anon. Don't be pushy about it and accuse her of anything, try to make it clear that you trust her, but don't trust other people (The guy) as easily and don't want anyone to get hurt in the end. Communication is really important in relationships. Do you consider the other guy to be more attractive than you or something?

>>18490794
I've never seen the guy. I only heard about him because when she was having problems, I helped calm her down, but apparently so did he.

If for something illegal and serious, I suppose try the dark net. You'd probably get fucked somehow or run into someone that isn't worth the trouble. Probably have better luck looking up one of the millions of hacker forums out there and sign up and start a thread posting what you need done.

>>18490754

hackers arent some universal study. its like saying 'i need to hire an artist'. for that you'd need something specific, a painter? someone who draws? for what style? or perhaps a digital artist? or do you need someone to sculpt?

hacking isn't any difference. despite TV tropes it isn't some universal thing. it takes a REALLY talented experienced person to be able to handle all sorts of different kidns of hacking, and they'd likely be out of your price range.

what kind of 'hacker' are you looking for specifically? budget?

I need to access someone's facebook, twitter, and maybe even kik account..... price wouldn't be an issue... I would just have a problem trusting without some sort of proof, first.

I think I'm on exactly the same boat. I try to find God and to believe and go to church but I think it's only because of some QT that goes there and as soon as I ask her out, if she rejects me, I think I will back away from religion again.
I still have trouble believing in God while understanding the problem of evil or the way "God is good". My faith is extremely weak. But at the same time I really need answers that science and atheism still can't provide. I see that atheists are almost always not spiritual and are perfectly okay with not knowing or caring about why we exist and what our purpose is (if there is one) but I can't settle for that, even if it may sound stupid to some.

>>18490743

religion is less about the whole and more about the self. it is there to help you define your personal relationship with god. if you worry catholocism is corrupt, simply dont donate to their causes and instead just enjoy the services. if islam is to imperialistic, dont donate to their causes and simply enjoy their services. if prostestants are too streamlined just dont donate to their causes and instead enjoy their services. if judaism is persecuted simply enjoy their services and dont tell the whole world you are jewish.

you worry way too much about the shittiest shit. religion is about what you actually fucking believe not about hwich one has the most perfect congregation.

>>18490743
Waaaaaaaaaaait a minute. I didn't read what you said about Judaism. Okay so they may be the most persecuted but they are also in charge of a lot of things, they control Hollywood at least. And I'm not okay with how they mutilate kids' penises, that's insane, no offense.
I'm not gonna follow Islam because of the stoning people thing.
>inb4 the bible
I think I'm just okay trying to follow Jesus and only his parts of the Bible, but even that alone is hard to believe in. I think the Old Testament is just legends with weird morals.
And there's way more to catholicism than corruption. A fuck ton of Catholics are great people who live to serve and help others. Just because the vatican is fucked up doesn't mean the whole group is.