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You do realize dreams usually carry a lot of truth and insight right? You should apologize to your gf/wife you insensitive fuck.

>>18523861
found the woman

>>18523851
I've been on the receiving end of that so many times. ¬_¬

>>18523861
Tits or GTFO

>>18523813
>Friend in abusive relationship
>Not interested in the boyfriend I swear
>Doesn't mention anything about abuse

wow seems like you're just a typical jealous bitch lying to yourself and everyone else to try and get approval from your frenemies.

It was a little hard for me to trust her after that but I kept it to myself. She was still a great employee and her having a boyfriend did not change anything because apparently she has been with this guy for 5 years now. He doesn't live in the same city and they barely see each other from what I understand.

So months go by and everything is going really well. So much so that I was even thinking about recommending her for a promotion. We became even closer during this time. About two weeks ago our parent group is hosted a fundraising gala. I asked Jennifer if she wold like to go with me and she said yes. I always have a great time with her so I was really looking forward to it. The night of the gala I called to see when I should pick her up and she said her boyfriend was in town and he would drop her off so she will just meet me there.

This is the first red flag I noticed. Is this guy really that insecure that he can't even let her date take her to this gala? Five years and this insecure? That's a problem. But I just agree and say okay I will meet her there.

I get to the gala and start to mingle. She eventually gets there but I don't approach her. Honestly, still pretty bothered by what happened earlier so I wanted her to come to me and apologize. She came up to me and we talked but she never apologized for what she did but I ignored it. Soon we were talking just like before and honestly really enjoying each other's company.

Here's when I noticed the second red flag. Jennifer and I were talking to another couple when she excused herself because she had to take a call from her boyfriend. I thought it was pretty rude and she has never done something like this before. A little later she comes back and says that her boyfriend is picking her up and she will leave early.

THIRD RED FLAG. She was very much looking forward to this night and suddenly she wants to leave early? You know when you can just tell someone isn't happy in their situation? Yeah I definitely did.

>>18523825
Protip type shit out before you post it.

>>18523801
You have no fucking clue how crazy chicks get when they are pregnant. Her literally threatening to guy you like a fish isn't abnormal.

>>18523801
Oh, and yes, it will be like that for the vast majority of the pregnancy. Sounds like you need to read through that "What to expect when you're expecting" book.

Keep your head down, realize that you literally did this to her, and muddle through the pregnancy. Then, when that's done, watch to make sure she doesn't suffer postpartum depression, and get used to not having any sleep for the next couple years.

>>18523801
Who takes off for a week when your wife is pregnant? I understand if you think it is not yours but jesus this is supposed to be the mother of your child not your mother you got pissed at. How about both of you having a sit down with the doctor.

>>18523357
I sometimes call my boss mom

I'm female ny the way ans we just laugh


Jesucristo OP

>>18523360
I'm female too and daddy definitely does not have the same context as momm

>>18523362
Oh boy. Looks like your gonna have to blow the chef. MAMA MIA!

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>lather whole body with lube
>stick both toys in ass
>call police that there's an emergency and they might need to break down the door
>hang yourself when you hear sirens
good luck

>>18523200

> advertise that you'll masturbate on cam for any interested
> gather as large an audience as you can
> modify the dildo. Tie the rope to one end, and carve small hooks into the dildo
> insert dildo before starting cam show
> start cam show by teasing head of cock with bullet vibe
> then, when everyone is good and interested, change focus of camera to ass
> yank on rope tied to barb dildo as hard as you can
> disembowel yourself on camera in front of as many people as possible

do it faggot OP

>>18523150
You're desperate, and she's finding enjoyment from it. Your options are either, to decide you hate women and that she's awful, or to decide that you'll be forever alone because you're so unlovable.

You could go the fuck outside and stop hinging your worth on the attention of empathy-handicapped chatters, but only a gay ass liberal normie would do that.

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>>18523151
But-but that's rude anon

hardilles nord

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>>18523152
cont

>>18522864
I would like to know too. Also, which christian churches have the least amount of singing?

Come to the Catholic Church it's pretty chill

>>18522864

Some dehydrated, wandering, desert Jew just made the shit up in the Bible to rationalizes his Jewry. How is this going to get you any closer to god?

Jesus's message was literally meant for the Jews.

Pay no attention to other peoples' gay religions.

This faggotry has got to end!

>>18522752
Invest all of your resources and all of your family's money into extreme penal enlargement. Force the focus to your penis instead of your bald head.

If, with all the technology we have, your penis is not epic enough to distract from your dorky, 90 year old janitor, hairline, have the entire of your head transplanted with ball sack skin from your huge balls.

You CAN do this!

>>18522752
There's a pill your doctor can prescribe. Dunno what it's called, but my old room mate started taking it. If I remember right, one of the side effects is it killing your sex drive, though.

>>18522802
I'd like to avoid to medication route if possible. I know natural remedies are probably shit and entirely dependent on the individual, but I'm just not fond of paying money for a prescription for hair loss.

>>18522454
I'd fuck that fat bitch, probably wouldnt like it but I'd do it.

Anyway to answer your question. It really comes down to genetics. Usually shit like makeup usage, diet, and overall lifestyle may have an impact. But usually if a chick gets good genes, she stays good looking for a long long time.

>>18522454
your pic is not of someone who aged poorly it's of someone who became out of shape. if you don't want women who become out of shape, date someone who truly loves exercising and thinks it's essential to having a good life.

this includes
-gym rats
-new agers
-hipsters
-athletes
-scientists

not all of these folks exercise but they're more likely to see the value in it.

aside from being fit I don't see what a person can do to stall aging. the reaper is coming for all of us.

>>18522454

women werent aging better before now. we are the most advanced in history obviously so with the exception of the poisons we put in our body via food were pretty set for not aging like shit. there is less physical / outside work than ever before, especially for women so there is no reason for them ot get worn.

i think the issue here is just that people age. not that women are suddenly aging worse.

what you can do though
>check their family history, if moms holding up and they look like mom you're in the clear
>check their diet. not whether or not they are trying to lose weight, but what is their natural eating habits like? if they eat like shit they likely wont give it up later, even if they can stop for dieting, its not the same as long term healthy eating
>make sure she exercises. exercise helps stop the sag
>let her live a simple and stress free life. the less she has to be in the sun and the less she has to do for work, the less likely she is to age via stress
>dont let her have kids. the stress alone ruins a womans look, let alone the actual act of carrying the child and birthing it.
>try and date a vegetarian, a legit one. vegans and vegetarians (who dont substitute junk for food) look the youngest and are the strongest. i would never give up meat my self, but the proof is in the pudding.
>be realistic. everyone ages no matter what. you can't expect your girl to be the same minus some wrinkles, and if you expect your woman to adhere to the above you better do the same

honestly though you're not going to do any of this. you're a guy shit posting on 4chan, I'm not saying you can't or won't date, but you're not in a position to really do any of this with any seriousness.

It pisses you off because you see her having fun from something as stupid as a plant/ she probably acts slow when high.
I been there, either accept it of get a no fun allowed straight edge gf.

>>18521756
you don't always need a reason to like/dislike something
you can't really explain why you like certain food and don't like others
that doesn't mean she has to stop smoking for you, but it means that it's okay if you don't like it
if you get along otherwise, I'd suggest you don't break up over it though, unless you notice that she's actually being affected by it and still refuses to change

You don't like it for the same reason you wouldn't like it if she was an alcoholic
>inb4 "weed isn't as bad as alcohol"
Punching a child in the face isn't as bad as punching someone in the face twice, but that doesn't mean you can go around smacking kids and not expect to get called out on it.

Outsmart him to show him he is not hot shit.

If you cannot then just cut him out of your life.

>>18521682
Whenever I try to say something, he goes on a 15 minute tangent saying "no that's not true" and keeps yelling that whatever he thinks it's correct because he spent hours reading about it or whatever.

Maybe he's a narcissist or something, but I had enough with that shit

Be less retarded and more assertive

Tell him he's going to have tall kids

Maybe he has a crush on you, but has reasons not to act on that. There can be a million reasons, you better broaden that description of the situation.

Guys are told that being short is unattractive. Or maybe he thinks you're post op or something. Mention using tampons or some shit once to fix that.

>>18520901
you're overthinking this, fembot:
>neither a slob nor a slut be

>>18520901
I think what you're wearing matters much less than how you're wearing it and how you carry yourself, as well as overall hygiene. Being clean and graceful is something that benefits all people.

>>18520901
Do not wear a t-shirt to a first date. I look down on every girl who dresses so lazily for a first date. Guys do want girls who dress nice. Not slutty, but nice.

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Do women like a curved penis

Do women mind being so inferior or are they ignorant to the fact man landed on the moon?

Can a girl piss in a urinal standing up?

Is it possible to be truly in love but still be unhappy with the relationship?

I felt like I truly loved her. Even after everything that happened, after she left me, told me to never speak to her agaon. After I hurt her and she hurt me, there's no hate in my heart, only love. After everything that's happened I only want her happiness. If I got an invite to her wedding right now I would be genuinely happy for her, sad but happy for her.

Our relationship was a mess both of us were unhappy, but I feel like the reason we went for so long was out of love.

But to me that also sounds a bit like a contradiction.

>>18519676
Why were you guys unhappy if you were in love?

>Encounter girl online around April-May 2014
>Get really close and blah blah e-love, skype the whole deal
>Talk about a future together etc
>She finds a job (formerly unemployed for many years) and an apt etc all to do what we planned
>Plan was for me to fly across the ocean to be with her and start a new life (get married which was the only way to really do that)
>I go in early Nov 2016
>End up taking the return fight back in dec over disagreement
The disagreement was that she wants to be married only once and I kept saying that's the idea but nothing is 100% certain. Now that's just common sense or am I wrong?
>Fast forward I go back in Jan of the following year after a lot of "please give me another chance" "I'll never make the same mistake again"
So now I'm back home again after spending many months there with her.
She gave me the whole wanting to be sure about marriage because only once and her having doubts due to my controlling nature and some of the arguing.
Now that's fair, HOWEVER I told her before I left that having me go back again was basically ending this because you can't expect the person to just wait for you. There's also the feeling of rejection TWICE after taking these long journeys. I feel like an idiot honestly
Now she spams me with "true love waits" and "bodies can be separated, hearts can't"

Am I wrong in thinking that if you go through all this to be together and in the end you decide to have the person go back to their country then you can't possibly love them as much as you claim?
I feel that if you love something so much you don't let it go, that's just how people are
If it was a case of yes I don't love you enough to do this then ok but to claim to be my destiny and blah blah blah while having me go back

TL;DR - If you truly love someone, would you have them go back?
Am I wrong in thinking that if you have them return you know that you're risking never ever being with that person?
If it were me doing it, I'd know it's pretty much over