Give me some kinky ways to jerk off, /adv/. I'm a dude with

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>lather whole body with lube
>stick both toys in ass
>call police that there's an emergency and they might need to break down the door
>hang yourself when you hear sirens
good luck

>>18523200

> advertise that you'll masturbate on cam for any interested
> gather as large an audience as you can
> modify the dildo. Tie the rope to one end, and carve small hooks into the dildo
> insert dildo before starting cam show
> start cam show by teasing head of cock with bullet vibe
> then, when everyone is good and interested, change focus of camera to ass
> yank on rope tied to barb dildo as hard as you can
> disembowel yourself on camera in front of as many people as possible

do it faggot OP

Anybody have the drawn guide on howbto bondage tie yourself under your clothes I got a nice hank of rope i wanna tie up with.

>>18523291
Jesus Christ I want to do this to my gf

xellent thread guys, more like thread to kms lolololol

but seriously bump

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>>18523291
Plz b grill

>>18525580
Totally doing that