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How the fuck do I find a private place to fuck?

Me and this girl wanna get it on in secret.
We can't do it at my house, and not at hers.

We go out where there is nobody and I finger her but thst is just about it.
We wanna go all the way, where do we go?
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>>18528226
Car
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You have to be 18 to post here.
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>>18528231
I am 18.

>>18528230
That might work.

How do I make myself able to orgasm more than once in a session. I used to be able to do it.

Not fapping for a long time doesn't work.
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Clean it up quickly with water, let it rest for a minute or two, than provide yourself a strong stimuli.
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>>18528176
Really?
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butt stuff. not joking.

People this a fucking petty problem, but it's bothering me. This girl I know was at one point very flirty and even went as far as to send a nude pic of herself. Next minute she's distanced herself from me and has started calling me buddy. I'm pissed off at this and and also pissed off at myself for letting it get to me. Any suggestions, please?
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>>18528157
try again with another girl using what you learned from this experience

its like losing 1 game of cod or league or whatever

you got a nude so youll eventually get some dussy
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I mean just cut her off

Is there any reason you need this annoying person in your life?
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>>18528166
In all honesty, I wouldn't even mind a fling. But I'm really struggling to move on and let it go.

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So i've been with this girl for about 4 months. She's really cool and we get along pretty well. However, I think I have issues cuz I can't get to that level where I trust her. She blatantly gets hit on a lot from strangers. That doesn't bother me oddly enough, but she only will make friends with other men and hang out with other men. I tried for a long time not to care, but she will not hang out with other girls unless shes accompanied with guys, and gets pissed off if I hang out with other girls. The biggest issue is her guy friends are always new people she is just meeting. Her old friends don't bother me but it always seems like she wants more new guys in her life. I'm 100% certain she hasn't cheated on me. But my insecurity is starting to show and I think my own issues will make her cheat. Is she a sloot or am I just a insecure asshole?
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Girls are just that way.

My ex had a group of guy friends she would do ecstasy and go to clubs with, and tell me not to worry about it, I decided I didn't need to deal with that bullshit
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>>18528170
This has to be bait

>>18528144
There is nothing wrong with her having guy friends. the real massive red flag here is the fact that she isn't okay with you having female friends
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It's a natural response especially considering our culture in the west where women are free and can have a pick at thousands of different men.

Insecurity plays a role. You are probably thinking about what all of these different men have to offer to your girlfriend that you cannot. At some point in this relationship you are going to have to express your feelings on this matter otherwise it will eat at you and cause tension/conflict. There comes a time (or at least there should) when a couple has to cut ties with friends of the opposite sex in order to avoid such complications.

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My girlfriend has come to the opinion that she will never be happy. The reason is because she doesn't think she will ever have what she wants from us.

She wants to have the following relationship dynamic:
She works, I stay home. She provides everything, I work on my projects.

Sounds good so far right? Here we go...

I am not allowed to leave the house without her permission.
If I do, she must be with me or have eyes on me at all times.
I am not permitted to go on any trips without her.
I must be obsessed with her.
I must behave as her pet.

There are a lot of little details that fall under the above categories but for the ease of explanation, that's the short summary.

When talking about give and take, she expressed that she can't handle the idea of not getting exactly what she wants. She will not negotiate. She wants me to want what she wants. Not my version of it.

Would love to hear your thoughts on this, friends. How do we get her to chill the fuck out? I'm definitely into the whole mommy thing, but she's teetering on craziness levels of pic related.
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Break up with her. She sounds fucking insane.
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>>18528061

Drop her right now.
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>>18528061
You have to be kidding me. You gotta get out of that relationship.

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Today I found out for the first time that cold sores actually come from a form of herpes. Ive had them my whole life and was always told by my parents that it was something everyone gets eventually like chicken pox. My siblings would get them too. So I'm a 22 year old virgin with herpes, hilarious.

Anyways, what's the best way to treat cold sores? I usually ignore them but now I'm extremely embarrassed by it and would like for it to go away quickly
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"Cold soresare usually caused by the herpessimplex virus (HSV) type 1, which is transmitted by such forms of contact as kissing an infected person or sharing eating utensils, towels, or razors. Genitalherpesis usually caused byherpessimplex virus type 2."

The key words in your post were "a form of"

Sucy is best girl
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>>18528117
I'm confused, are you correcting me? I just learned about this shit today

Also, good taste in witches
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coldsores aren't really something to be embarrassed about. yes, they are a form of herpes but most of the population has them and if you date someone they'll probably have them too.

you can take medication for them to come up less often or oral creams when they come up, but it's not something you can "cure".

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I'm an OK looking guy, and get glanced at by 7+/10s on a daily basis; problem is I'm a total sperg when it comes to women, due to experiencing multiple failed relationships and whatnot.

How the fuck do you even talk to women these days whilst being jaded and angry at the world?

>inb4 jus b urself bro
Obviously not working
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>>18528000
You don't.

You also don't have too. It really isn't a necessity anymore. Just take a break, and when you feel like getting back to it, if at all, go ahead.
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>>18528000
You don't talk to women you listen. They will tell you what you need to say to
1 keep them talking
2 keep them happy
3 make their panties fall off
4 make them fall in love with you...

STFU and listen
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>>18528016
I honestly want a girlfriend these days, but I'm afraid I'm too redpilled for that to happen.

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I want to buy things I don't need with money I don't have

It had never happened to me before, I thought material desires didn't matter to me, but I just wanna go on a shopping spree to buy dumb shit like Magic cards, weeaboo stuff, some sick ass sneakers and lots and lots of protein shakes powered by my savings for a trip and a new laptop
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>>18527948
How bad are we talking about, are you like fantasizing about it or do you take a loan and buy shit you don't need?
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>>18528089
I'm at fantasizing while spending a little.

This month i've spent 50$ in useless shit and i want MORE. I'm afraid I'm falling into an endless pit of spending and gambling. Drawing from some savings i had from a job and some money I had stashed for a trip later in the summer.

It's so little in the grand scheme of things and I end up rationalizing it as "you spend so little on yourself, have some fun with what you've earned". Babby steps on a path that leads to going out of bussiness I tell you waht
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>>18528289
Well whatever it is you need to stop. Think of it real hard. "Do I REALLY need this in my life? How long would I use it? What is it useful for?" Once you begin to question yourself more and more, then you would not buy anything

Assuming it's a person you're already friends with, how much touching is appropriate on a first date?
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>>18527946
It depends on how the date goes really. You probably shouldn't be touching at the restaurant for example but maybe on the way to the car or and then just do what feels appropriate and see how she reacts. Don't whip it out but just test the waters.
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>>18527955
That makes sense, touching just in more "private" stuff like outdoors?
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>>18527946
Grab her pooper to assert dominance as soon as you meet up

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>Tl;Dr: My brother is un-ironically slow in the head, has no confidence, and gets bullied. I want to make him more violent. I was thinking about making him into a little bomb of anger. What do you think I should do?


My little brother is in third grade, and he's a little (a lot) slow. He speaks like he is still in first grade, he can barely think ahead and he forgets things easily. He also doesn't understand social cues and such. I suspect he has autism or something but that's not the issue.
The issue is bullies. He gets bullied a lot. We told him to hit back, we even sent him to learn jujitsu (which is total bs in my opinion. He should learn boxing.). But it didn't give him the confidence boost my mum hoped for.
Today my mum snapped at him and used the old meme of "hit them or I'll hit you" and then she hit him.

I want to train my little brother mentality. How do I do that? I thought about training him to explode easily. I want him to be a little bomb of anger so he could fight back (since he has no confidence and we tried everything to give him some).

>But anon, why won't you tell the teachers?
We did, but nothing really happened.
>But anon, violence isn't the way!
Let's agree to disagree.
>Anon, it could be emotionally scarring!
I believe he is already scarred, so...Yeah.
>Anon, talk to their parents!
They refuse to accept the fact their kids are bullies.

What do you think I should do? pic related, I want my brother to turn insanely violent. Or at least violent enough.
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>>18527921
Violence only makes more violence. How about you help him improve and love him, you little shit. Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>18527921
Your moms just as abusive. No fucking wonder he's slow. His moms a retard and so are you.
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>>18527952
Can't say I love him (I'm pretty fucked in the head myself), but I still want the best for him.

As I said, we tried many different methods over the three years he was in school. Loving him, sending him to learn martial arts for self confidence, talking to the teachers (a lot) etc etc, but nothing seems to be working. He's too scared to stand up for himself (despite being physically stronger and bigger)

Im 20m I have a good life. I see that the world around me is shit. I see that the west is going to fall and my people culture and race will die out. That makes me feel hopeless, I know that I can work hard get a good job etc but for what? It makes me feel like I want to die but it's not quite that. Love seems unlikely to happen as women just want sex or at least that's what relationships feel like. What can I do to help with this feeling?
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>>18527905
if you want to get rid of that feel browsing 4chan, wrath of gnon memes and observing pop culture will only get you deeper into depression

go hang out with friends, drink some alcohol and forget about all this for a moment
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>>18527915
Thank you certainly I try to keep from pop culture. I do enjoy my hobby of podcasting so at least I don't feel like I'm not doing anything to help the world.
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>>18527920
>podcasting
reactionary?

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>3 guys flat sharing 3 bedroom flat in equal
>one guy acquires gf
>she stays over more frequently with him in one of the bedrooms
>she becomes a quasi permanent guest, staying over 5-6 days/week

how much she should chip in?
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>>18527902
His gf should split his share with him, i.e. if the flat is 600 and you're each paying 200 then they should both pay 100.
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>>18527938
Disagree. In this situation it's her boyfriend whose rent is lowered while he will enjoy her staying there. The other two roommates will only have inconvenience (like not being able to use the shower or cook because she uses it). Even if they were never inconvenienced, they didn't pay to share with three roommates but two.

You should talk about it with them anyway, there's no really universal rule and it depends on factors. Does she also help with chores? Does she use shared groceries? Do you pay for gas and hot water yourselves?
Also with what's doable for her. If she effectively doesn't need to rent her own place because she's there all the time, then paying 100 bucks on top of his rent is nothing. If she does have her own place then it's a different story.
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>>18527938
They both should pay less, but the total should probably be more than now. She's practically living there, but she's not taking up much extra space.

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How do I have conversations beyond friendly conversation with girls?
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If you aren't always having friendly conversations with women you miss the point of romance.
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>>18527895
Be honest and speak you mind. Talk about shit you want to talk about. Also ask questions.
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>>18527950
>this nigga thinks treating women like friends is going to attract them

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Couldn't work the night shift if we didn't work during the day.

I decided to take a complete break from taking a break and answer your questions.

I don't hate, I don't judge, I don't own property in any of the holds.

good luck
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>>18527876
Wtf are u talking about, are u selling ur asshole or something?
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>>18527880
I answer people's questions.

Hope this answered yours.
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Let's have a bump before I give up and wait until midnight to do this again.

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>be me
>gf for 5 months now
>she's pretty emotional and dependent
>me know I'm chuck'd
>She makes up a lie about her mom asking people about me in church. According to her, her mom said that they say I'm no good.
>Tell my mom the story, cuz I don't like this. Feeling weird about the situation.
>Mom Message her: What is this kind of nonsens story.
>After she had sent the message, mom go's pick up bro from party
>She calls, didn't want to deal with this shit, go's cycling.

>When I got home again, she called me, and called my mom like 3 times.
>Sneaky check whatsapp: ..I'm sorry that I made up the story.

WHAT THE FUCK!?
Any /adv/?
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>>18527874
I know, are you suggesting something?

Just need some help with this and if anyone could give me some it would be appreciated.
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Sounds like she wants to break up with you but doesn't have the courage to be honest about it.
Plus, she's a bit fucked in the head. Break up with her. DODGE THE BULLET.

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