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Okay. I dated a girl from work who was a bit younger than me. I'm 24. she was 17. That's legal here. We broke up.

While we were dating, her friend and I would always flirt. She also worked with us. She initiated the flirting.

Her and I developed a dynamic in which she really liked being told what to do and semi-abused verbally.

I saw her when I was at the tail end of my relationship at a bar (she has a fake ID). The way she made eye contact, I could tell she wanted it. She punched my shoulder playfully, I ignored her because she knew my gf and we were having problems.

I'm single now. she's 19 and single. I'm not sure if she was just into me because I had gf and developed a subtly taboo relationship with her, or if she's still into me.

How would I best go about fucking her. I do t have her number, but am connected on social media.


I'm not sure if I should message her and go at it via messaging or if I should play it cool and ask if she wants to get coffee and go from there.

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Has anyone ever just dipped? I'm a young man tired of my area code and life and I'd like a reset. How's California?

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Alright so the situation is that a friend of mine is in need of some deep dick which I can provide, and I'm in need of some wet puss which she can provide. I don't want feelings involved, I just wanna smash. She's been really flirty the last few times I've seen her so I think she could be into it.
Problem is I don't know how to bring up the topic since I've never had the opportunity. Do I just hit her up and be like "hey i know you need the dick so come and get it"? Complete noob with this shit so pointers are appreciated. Help get the both of us laid

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My uncle, his wife and a cousin live in another city. They've been coming every month, and staying in our house during a week because she works here, in a esthetic clinic. My uncle is retired and rich so he just enjoy his life.

And his wife is LITERALLY THE WORST PERSON EVER. She smokes INSIDE the house (my sister is allergic and i HATE the smell), steal every little thing she can (we had to put locks at every wardrobe after she stole 7 pairs of shoes, many brushes, many clothes and things like that). She uses our toothbrushes (even if we give her a brand new every time, she just uses whichever one is closer when she's in a hurry) and throw the cigarrete ashes all over the house. She NEVER thanked us for anything. She actually tells other people about what we do etc, and every time she's leaving she thanks relatives for their hospitality, in the family group, to make sure we know she's thankful for them but not for us. She also hates dogs (She is know to kill her pets because she's a lazy cunt and can't take care of them) and this puts my dogs in danger, i have to stay with them 24/7 and lock them when i'm going out.
There's also my cousin, addicted to drugs. We've found two weed cigarettes already, hidden over the wardrobe. In a single week he drank three of my father wines, without asking, AND PUT THE BOTTLES BACK IN PLACE SO WE DON'T NOTICE IT.

Easy game, right? Just tell them to fuck off and all... The problem is, we can't say anything because my uncle, my father only brother. She's manipulative and can use anything we say to start a family crisis. My father know about this all but he doesn't give a fuck i think. My mother is extremely angry about this all but if she says anything wrong this can lead to a big shitstorm.

What should be done?

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So my girlfriend works a lot, she gets really stressed about not having enough free time to please all the people in her life, me, her friends, her family ect and also have time to do the things she wants. I only see her once a week maybe, we made plans since Thursday to see each other yesterday (Saturday). So yesterday we're on the phone talking and she says she's leaving to come over and we hang up so she can get ready, half hour or so goes by and I start texting wondering where she is, she takes half an hour to respond to each text and eventually says she wants to go to a party, but also wants to see me.

We talk for a bit and eventually I say that it would make me feel really bad if she decided to go to this party she just heard about instead of see me, when we made plans. Later she snaps me from a huge park that is like 3 blocks from my house, I think, cool, she does want to see me. So I run over there and start looking for her, expecting a romantic reconciliation. I text her asking where she is and she says she's just sitting here, and doesn't want me to see her since she's too depressed and thinks I'll think less of her if I saw her.

I end up spending hours looking for her, searching every square foot of the place, constantly calling her and texting to just tell me where she, this goes on from about 8:30pm to 1:30am, eventually she says she's leaving, my phone died because I was texting her through this whole time. I run home and charge it and call her and she's in bed at home, we talk for a while, turns out she was at an area directly adjacent to the park, not the actual park the entire time. She expresses how she wants a future with me, she just didn't want me to see her all messed up because she thinks I'll want to leave her and I'm disappointing by her, and I tell her how I still love her despite having the worst night of my life and we fall asleep talking to each other eventually.

What should I do /adv/?

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I think I am at a decisive crossroad.

I dream of making games, but I've become old (28), even while I still dream of making toys for manchildren, I'm still concerned about being right now an adult, so I need to start having responsabilities, also I want money.

So, it seems like a mental delusion to think I'll be able to be good at every skill that is needed for gamedev.

Sorry, but I don't think is possible (is possible but It will take at least another decade of hard work), meanwhile in that time I could be a world class performer in just one or two skills at best.

I'm tired of everyone making it big, meanwhile I'm stuck with my teen dream, I'm not longer a kid, fuck.

So, It seems logical I should focus on one skill rather than being mediocre at several.

I don't want to be googum btw, getting into his mid thirties and being just mediocre overall, I want to be good.

So, even if this sounds attention whoring, I want some advice.

Pic related, a shitty drawing I did.

I want to focus from now on doing art, and just that, working and practicing daily.

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>be 26
>still have nocturnal emissions if I don't fap for longer than a week

wat do? I was hoping it will pass, but clearly it's not going anywhere since I'm 26 and this shit keeps happening. Halp

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I broke a girl's heart with an on and off relationship because I didn't know how much she meant to me. Well now she cut me off finally but I'm still trying to reach out to her because I still love her.

She's with a guy that constantly gives her compliments and takes her out to fancy restaurants, despite this guy looking good on the exterior, all I can really surmise from this is that he's trying to get the dick in and that he's failed before, he's had many girlfriends beforehand and is still a virgin from what I'm guessing is dogging them for sex, arguing about it, and then continuing the rebound cycle.

I think it's only a matter of time before she comes back around, we really had something special and I promised her so much, but I can't help but think my approach is fucked. She was my first real relationship, everything else was just for fun with other girls, she's blocked me on every possible thing I can contact her on so her friends are my only mouthpiece.

I've sent her a letter because she loves letters and to get across how ashamed and to apologize for breaking her heart, I'm going to space them out with more time and send more but I don't know if it's futile. This guy is off to college and she won't be able to see him, that I know for sure, but how can I get this girl to understand my perspective and have her forgive me?

Pic related it's her

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I'm going to fall for the physics meme this year after having graduated in philosophy, shall I just kms now?

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I need advice on life at my 24 years of age. After getting a stable job and becoming 5% more mature in some areas, I get these thoughts everyday: I want to live a simpler traditional life. I am currently surrounded by technology, videogames, devices, music, videos, information, but none of that makes me happy. The question is, how do I detach from years and years of indoors nerding? What would you consider a "hard reset" and how to do it? Do I even want to do it, or do I accept that I live like this?

All of my hobbies involve material things and electronic things, I cannot cut wood, make bread or paint.

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Okay,I really need advice.
So basically, last night, my girlfriend who lives across the Atlantic ocean but is gonna get a scholarship to live near me... Her friend got her drunk and raped her. The girl did stuff with my gf's hairbrush that she seemed to know my gf used as a dildo. She fingered her and ate her out and probably some other stuff. I'm poor as fuck and living in the UK. She's in a bad state now, the hairbrush has blood on it and I think we're both crying. She thinks she cheated on m but she could barely move in the video call we had, she couldn't even put her shirt on on her own.

What do I do? What can I do ther than talking to her? I want to help, there's got to be something. We can't report it to the police because her parents would disown her and the police/legal system never helped either of us as we were both abused as children in different ways. Please, I need proper advice on this

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I've recently finished school for potentially the rest of my life, as well as I will soon be moving out and away from the town I've spent my entire life in.

I don't have any social media so I'll likely never really get to see almost all the people I grew up with, with the exception of a few close friends.

When I do move out, my parents are selling our family house and moving away as they only stayed there so I could go to a particular school.

I'm feeling kinda empty. My school life wasn't even very good growing up, I didn't make the most of it, and my memories are rose tainted.

But I feel like its the beginning of the end of my life. The first time I have seen myself get old and have to accept losing those who have always been around me, and I know full well this time will come again in my life, perhaps many more times.

How do I deal with these feelings?

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It seems impossible. I read somewhere that women can experience orgasm during dangerous situations or any other adrenaline inducing stuff. My gf is into hard sex and enjoys risk herself. Is there a way to incorporate this somehow?

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How to smell like an adult? Weird sounding question I know
I'm a 21 year old guy and I groom myself and am very hygienic. But I still wear those cheap axe body sprays (dark temptation). What should I use instead? I'm talking about casual day to day stuff

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I recently finished my degree in art. (drawing, painting, stuff like that.)

That's what i went for after high school because i always liked to draw when i was younger.

I'm in my early/mid twenties and i don't even know if i want to make a living out of art anymore. Acquiring this degree was so hard and stressful that i'm considering giving up on art altogether. It's been more than a month since classes finished and i almost didn't draw at all ever since. I don't even know if i enjoy drawing anymore or if i will be able to enjoy it again. I sometimes even doubt that i ever liked drawing at all to begin with. Maybe i just "liked" it, but not enough, ever since the start.

The thing is, even if i stopped (and i'm not sure i want to give up either.), i don't have any other prospect. I was doing pretty bad in highschool, and i don't know what i could do beside art.

So ever since classes stopped, i just spend my days in front of my computer, eating junk food, playing games, and mostly just browsing the web to divert myself from my problems. I have very few friends and they live pretty far. I almost never leave my apartment or see people.

Sometimes i just wonder if i should just send it all to hell and enlist into the army. But i'm not sure i would have the balls to do it and i'm not sure it's the right thing to do, considering it would mean that i'm definitely giving up on my "dream".

TLDR i'm pretty directionless, lonely and depressed, what should i do ??