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I'm really fucking depressed.

>20 years old
>wasted last two years working shitty minimum wage jobs instead of going to community college after high school
>know what i want to study now
>waited too late to apply for fall, now will have to wait until the winter quarter to go back

Even if I do go for a degree I'll be fucking 2-3 years behind everyone else, I'll have missed all the social opportunities at college, and I'll still be a loser compared to everyone else in my family who went to college on schedule.

I'm starting to think school is a lost cause for me and that I should be an EMT or join the military or peace corps or something to show I'm not a completely worthless piece of subhuman garbage
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>>18522029
Chill out my man. College isn't highschool, no one really cares about your age, you're still so young. I just graduated at 20 years old, I've had classes with 40 and 30 year olds, and they're cool, even went to bars with them and shit. You're not "behind" anyone, once you get past your first semester you can pick whatever classes you want, and it'll all smooth out, and you can hang out with whoever you want. Good luck dude.
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you're not too late to apply for community college for fall. i applied three weeks before school started.
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>>18522029
Dude I was 23 when I finally went, no one cares about your age past high school, seriously. Pursue what you truly want to.

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If I have a girlfriend, I can't really treat her like a person if I want to fuck her brains out like a ragdoll. It's like your brain has like 2 categories of girls, so I wanna fix this issue in my upcoming relationships / wife material.

Will any woman accept you going to a brothel once a week to get that "fuck-mindset" out so you don't get the feeling that you wanna cum on every person's face when you talk to people after you've seen like 10 women with short skirts from ages 16 - 50 (i know right). It's like, if I can't get some sort of "binge-masturbation" or fucking a slut 3 - 4 times. I get the urge to get horny with every fucking thing.I solve this atm by masturbating furiously 1 time a week under the influence of GHB or something, so I can get that shit out of my system. For the rest of the week I'm pretty chilled. But when I was with my girlfriend, I fucked her at least once a week like that, which made me feel a bit better. But I just couldn't respect her enough to offer her resources.

I think I can just get this release tenfold if I would visit a brothel and fuck 3 - 4 women in 1 day. So I can be functional human being for the rest of the week and not be so cucked wanting more sex from my future gf/wife. If I search for a woman like this, will I be able to find one if I'm honest from the get go and just only get into a relationship if a woman will accept this? I think I'd be the best husband in the world if I'm 100% certain I'm not stuck to 1 pussy for the rest of my life and I wont have any doubt of getting children and taking care of them if I have this release valve. This doesn't mean I will date any other woman though. I want to be 100% there for my gf/wife. However, I think it's pretty fair for her not to fuck anyone else, cuz it's just like guys need this and women don't really. And since you're getting pussy on the side, you wouldn't be pushover cuck and she'd find you more attractive anyways. What do you think guys?
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>>18521997
>Cuz it's just like guys need this and women don't really.

Yes dude. Keep telling yourself that and one day it might even come true.
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>>18521997
You could find a woman that accepts that but in my opinion a woman who would accept that would not be worthy or decent enough

You however are clearly the problem here
See, you have issues
And it's a really common problem we have here, now, you just have to treat yourself out of it. And it is possible

If you get over this issue your dating market will skyrocket and you will be more happy and comfortable around women

You my friend, like a lot people from r9k, have the maddona complex
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>>18522012
I don't know what that is. But I don't feel like I have an issue. It's just something that just bugged me since I had my first gf. It just seems unnatural to not want to fuck every girl that looks fertile. However, when it's out of your system, your workflow becomes better, you don't think about sex all the time, and you're laid back.

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Guys, I am a truly pepe. A typical citizen of interweb found mostly on /r9k/.

I am depressed, full of regrets, with a angsty personality, someway autistic and too beta cuck. I live with my parents and am a fucking NEET.
Yes, I have qualities. But not relevant.

Then happens a miracle. One redhead 8/10 with a beauty personality got in love with me. She take my KV and V itself. I moved to her house and after this our relashionship turned from a dream to a nightmare. We broke away 2 months after, in a very dramatical way.

Now, 4 months later, she hate me.
And I realized in this meantime that I absolutely have a true love and affection for her.
I just, really guys, just want her happiness.
She already have another boyfriend, and is serious too.
But is annoying someone which I love so much have so bad feelings about me.

If I turn into a fully and independent man, it's possible to have at least her respect again?
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>>18521952
MOVE
THE
FUCK
ON

The longer you dwell on her, the longer you'll be a sad piece of shit.
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>>18521952
Alright this is not the healthiest thing to do but I think it gives you a better chance at sorting yourself out. I say go for it, use the thought of her as motivation to improve yourself. Once you do though, you need to accept that she's gone.

>>18521958
is better advice
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The only way to win her back is by getting a better chick. In order to get a better chick, you need to hit the gym and go full Zyzz, get A. a job, or B. start on a degree in something that you're interested in. Power, power, power.

You have to become the next Chad. You need power. Fulfill your destiny. Destroy all beta-cucks.

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Do most universities spy on their students' browsing habits? I'll be going to college soon and I'm very concerned about my privacy, having to use their dorm wifi. If they do watch how much do they care about: 4chan, torrenting, filesharing, and far-right forums? Should I be worried?
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>>18521941
>4chan
They don't care.

>torrenting/filesharing
They do care, and there's a good likelihood you'll be caught and told to knock it off or you'll lose privileges.

>far-right forums
They don't care.

Summary: if it's illegal, they care, and if you're caught you'll be punished.
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>>18521941
Colleges don't care if you're an alt right cuck who goes on those kind of sites, but if you torrent, make sure you don't seed to minimize your chances of being caught.
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>>18521941
afaik, it'seither that torrenting is forbidden or you have a bandwidth limit that doesn't usually go well with torrents
though I guess that really depends on where you're staying
as for the websites you're visiting, they don't care as long as it's all in the legal area (no pizza and the likes)
don't take my word on it though, I doubt universities all have the same uniform rules

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>"Anon you should have invited me to that dance!"
>"Anon why didn't you ask me to that formal?"

Two separate women at uni asked me this for two separate events. Are they interested in me or are they just trying to get free alcohol/be with their friends since they had no invite
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>>18521897
ask them why they didn't invite you

bitches I swear to god
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>>18521905
Fuk I was ambiguous, I didn't invite them because I thought they had zero interest in me.
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>>18521908
they're typical retard females, they want men to do all the asking without so much as even indicating their interest in any way first

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Those bitches are in my kitchen and in my bathroom. I keep the area clean (I clean it twice a day in the morning AND at night) and use pesticide close to their nests.
I kill like 10 or more per day and they still appear! They breed like bunnies. It is just crazy.
I don't even understand what they eat because I keep the area clean and they do not have access to food! I have even used silicone to cover the holes on the tubes/walls/furniture.
Has anyone ever had a similar problem? What should I do? Please help. I am desperate.

On the bright side, at least they do not fly.
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Professional job required. Tent the house. Call Orkin or Terminix or someone similar.
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>>18522169
Thank you for the response, but I don't think those options are available in my shit-hole of a country
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>>18522185
Your country doesn't have any exterminators?

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>26 years old
>just had my first child 3 months ago
>find out today I may have cancer

I noticed a lump on my arm two weeks ago. Painless, but felt like a marble underneath the skin. Got it incised and checked, it's a malignant tumor. Additional testing is being done, more systemic tests which I've yet to hear results from. Cancer has been spoken aloud indirectly to me and I'm scared.

What should I do?
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Just wait and see, you'll probably be OK as it's in your arm
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>>18521881
Cancer cells can move around the body

Get checked OP.
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>>18522222
Quads confirm, it's cancer. Looks like papas not gonna be around for skippys birthday.

Hi Anon's
Im 18 y/o and i want to start dress up like a girl but don't know how to start and have a few questions:
1. How can i include it in the everydays life without getting caught?
2. Where to buy the cloths?
3. Where to hide the cloths?
4. Any other tips to start(?)
5. Only want to do it on some days not everyday
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1. Either be so convincing that people in your life don't recognise you or avoid places that people you know will be.
2. Online is probably the most discreet way. If you purchase clothes from websites that sell men's and women's clothes you could just pass it off as men's clothes when it comes in the mail.
3. I dunno, a box?
4. Take inspiration from others. Feel free to explore trends and so on but it might be more convincing if you're classy and don't stand out too much from other girls.
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>>18522244
I don't want to be a special girl. I just want to be normal just like other girls.
I live by my mom yet and its really a problem to hide the clothes.
Where i can buy make up? Also internet?

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>3am
>gotta shit badly
>been putting it off for hours
>paper thin walls
>neighbour's bedroom is right beside my bathroom
>he gets mad and audibly groans even when I flush in the middle of the day
>can't go without flushing or the sound will go through the wall
>can't leave house to go in case I shit myself on the way
>flushing can be heard all over the house and possibly wakes the other neighbours up as well
What do?
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the way i see it, you shit in your toilet or in your pants as you leave
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>>18521825
you'll just have to flush
sucks for them, but sometimes you can't think about others
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Take a shit ffs it's a natural human fucking function

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Anyone remember me? Was wanting to get clean off h with subs.

Happy to say I've made it past the 3 day mark and am feeling good. My lady and I toughed it out cause the last bag we got was..... Odd. We genuinely believe our dealer tried to harm us. It was a shock. We quit cold turkey didn't even take subs.

I just wanted to say thank you to this board. Though most of 4chan is shit there were a few supporters. If you can remember what someone asked for I'll post em
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good on you for hitting the three-day mark. keep it going, friend. good lucl.
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I recently watched an episode of Drugs Inc on Natgeo where one anonymous dealer bragged about lacing 1 out of every 10 bags he sold with a lethal amount of fentanyl.
He said he let his guys choose who to sell it to; being a junkie is a risky lifestyle already, so who cares right?
When people hear that his stuff made someone OD they try to get it. It's a business move for him. It's life/death for his customers.
Hang in there OP. You only have one life. Don't let that shit take yours
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Thanks guys. Seriously.

From the deepest fathom of the most concealed chamber in my heart.

It was a front and we were hurting and I blew him up. He was agitated but didn't seem super mad. We went and got the bag took one hit each and it was sour. Reminded me of rat poison. Scared us like a mother dicker.

First day was rough but the second and third day were hell.

Tomorrow morning is day four. I feel like I can sleep tonight actually.

It scared me cause I had to pay the front back. But my dealer showed up at my door about three hours ago saying he found out it was bunk and he isn't going to charge us. Really cool guy despite the shit he does.

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I'm a cashier (20/m) at a sporting goods store with another cashier (18/f) who I wanna ask out. I just wanna know how bad of an idea it is to do this?

Pic related is the closest pic I had on hand that kinda looks like the girl I wanna ask out.
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don't shit where you eat
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It's not the best idea to go out with someone you work with.
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>>18521800
Yeah but like, how far down the scale is it?

Hey all. I met this chick on an online dating site. she's like 50 miles away.

She's sort of alright looking but and I planned a date with her.

Should I smash or pass?
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>>18521776
Hard pass
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kinda depends how you look yourself
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>>18521776
That's only a catch if you're like 40 or something. But you probably just have no standards. She looks like an ex-drug addict.

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>be me 4yrs ago
>playing rust
>met this guy, pretty fun guy, not too social
>end up becoming friends and playing other games together
>couple years pass, get to know him fairly well
>find out he has autism
>also adhd
>was in a "handicap" school
>think that it's alright, he's still fun to talk to
>talk to him everyday for the last 2 years
>find out he has a furry fetish
>find out he was into pedo shit before, but has since regreted it
>redflagseverywhere.jpg
>literally a week ago, helping him with smth in teamviewer
>see he has a virtual machine
>wallpaper is a furry
>I dwell further
>find a folder "furry"
>999 files
>*click*
>what
>the
>fuck
>all of it, furry shit
>since then ive started thinking if I should finally cut contact

What do? He's extremely stubborn about it and keeps telling me how "we should accept each other for who we are" is there any hope?
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just because youre friend is a furry it doesnt really matter unless he always brings that shit up with you right?
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>>18521899
this
I have a friend who's into that stuff and though I find it absolutely disgusting, he's free to do whatever he wants at home
he doesn't bring it up ever, I only know because he has a deviantart account where he uploads from time to time, but he's usually just a normal guy
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>>18521899
I guess, it's just a shock to me, he rarely brings it up, but at the same time I'm not sure how to feel about it

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Why the fuck am I balding
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Genetics.
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>>18521713
Im 17 btw, can anyone share their experiences?
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>>18521715
Genetics fucked you over.

Also, lie about your age and say you're 18 instead of saying that you're 17. See you next year anon.

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So my friend invited me and another mutual friend up to the lake to go have fun and do watersports and the like, but my mutual friend backed out and now I really don't want to go because I feel like I really don't want to go up with just one friend, it's always been a sort of unspoken rule of mine that I hang out with two or more friends, never just one. I've never wakeboarded before and would really like to but I still don't like the idea of hanging out with just one friend.

Is this feeling normal or am I just being irrational?
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>>18521689
You weird af bro
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I usually hang out with 0 friends, so even one will do
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Hanging out one-on-one is the superior way. Other than that, the way you rationalise your preference is fucked.

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