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You never know, she might be looking for an artsy person. Just gotta bring it up and see how she reacts.

>>18525516
I'm an Arts fag that dated exclusively STEM faggettes.
The two go together like chocolate and peanut butter.

You just gotta know how to play. She wants that artistic emotional creative shit. Consider that she's constantly surrounded by men. 90% of STEM are men. She's that 10%.
She has LOTS of men to choose from.
But she chose you, at least for the time being.

Smile, laugh, be charming. She wants a fucking charming ass clever fucker.
Because she don't got many of those in STEM

If your conversation stalls, ask about her studies and say you don't know anything about it. But keep the attitude that you're better than her while you ask ti. She WANTS to explain everything. But not to a subordinate.
Take the position that she's doing it as a favour to you.

STEM bitches like confident artsy fucks. All you gotta do is smile and seem smug in just the right places

>>18525542
>You just gotta know how to play. She wants that artistic emotional creative shit. Consider that she's constantly surrounded by men. 90% of STEM are men. She's that 10%. She has LOTS of men to choose from.
yeah that's actually why I assumed I even was in contention lol
>If your conversation stalls, ask about her studies and say you don't know anything about it. But keep the attitude that you're better than her while you ask ti. She WANTS to explain everything. But not to a subordinate.
>Take the position that she's doing it as a favour to you.
>STEM bitches like confident artsy fucks. All you gotta do is smile and seem smug in just the right places

That's extremely helpful! I'll take this as a guideline, since I know she's shy and she may not be wanting a total extrovert (I don't even know her past dating experience).

thank you!

>>18525474

1. How old are you
2. where are you from
3. What's your reason for wanting to move here
4. what education and skills do you have?

>>18525500
1 - If i move i will in a year or so with 20/21 years of age.
2 - Portugal
3 - Various reasons, including: creating a family there, share positive feelings to people through art (work there), and i just like the country and the people
4 - I have plenty of skills and knowledge (not trying to be cocky, i'm just being realistic), though i don't have documents that prove it.

>>18525587

Well, you could either get married to an American girl and get a green card that way. Or, you could apply for a student visa so you could study here. Before or after graduating you could apply for a career that would sponser your work visa/green card

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>>18525457
>I am lost and confused on what I should do in life.

>>18525472
Bald heads don't suit everyone, mine included. In addition, I am not at a level where shaving my head would help. I still have lots of hair, the hairline is just receding and it's noticeable, and it looks really weird for a 19 years old. A bald head (specially my bald head, I recall)
on a 19 years old would look even weirder.
I appreciate your help though.

Start working out. Become buff and remove all of your hair. This is the only correct answer. A lot of people will come here and tell you how women don't care about whether a guy is bald or not but those kind of women are in the minority.

Become Vin Diesel. This is the best advice you'll ever get. Trust me on this.

>>18525427

>all via text

do not recommend. i dont relaly recommend this in general cuz you know, shes your dog walker. if you havent had her drop any hints that shes into it, its generally a bad move

but if you're gonna do it i wouldnt do it via text.

>>18525427
Movies? Do you not have a dog park. Or any park in general? She likes doggos. Be with doggos. Ask to join her one day and walk your own dogs with her.

Movies are fucking shit for first dates because you've got to be all quiet. They're for $4 matinees where you're going to finger a bitch in the back row in a nearly empty showing of Zoolander 2.

>>18525429
Yea that's true. Texting is for fags. I had the chance to see if she wanted to do something over 4th of July weekend but my autism was strong that day. Next time I guess.

She's highly introverted imo, barely talks, and takes some time to respond, due to personality and language barrier I guess. So far all I've learned about her is that she likes to go to the beach lol.

>>18525419

none of what you described has to do with being naive or realistic. its okay to blush. its okay to be reserved.

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>>18525419
>blushing and all
awww
tfw no gf

>>18525419
How to not be naive? More experience.

How old are you? What kind of guys are you dating, and where are you meeting them?

>>18525390
>200 calories a day is good for you?
No

>would you lose weight from that?
Yes

You'd lose more with 0

Why not just cut off a limb?

Tsuuuu

>>18525384
OP my upper body is a bit longer than my legs and I got big legs too
>weird legs that look crooked in all pants
My legs do that and I've seen that on alot of other guys it's not that unusual just like do what I do workout your upper body hard and do some leg workouts I've evened out but I also lost 50 pounds so it may be different with you

>>18525384
I'm similar OP, I've realized over time that people just don't care that much. Quite the opposite in fact, I get compliments on my legs fairly often. You probably look fine. If you're that insecure, start doing some upper body training.

>>18525357
Course it is illegal, it is called fraud. Amazon tracks shit and no where it has been. Hell the shit I ordered online from WalMart had many UPC scans from the S&R (shipping and receiving) warehouses. Chain of evidence.

>>18525357
>Is it illegal?

Yes you dumb nigger.

>Can Amazon see if you've done it too many times?

Of course they can your account history and all transactions are recorded since the moment you signed up. If you can pull it up so can they. Have you even used Amazon before, bro?

>Does it work every time (Apart from when signed for)?

Amazon A-Z works every time as long as it hasn't been abused. It falls back on UPS or whoever dropped the package off at your door, and might require you to report a lost package with the police if the value is high enough. Packages get "stolen" off people's steps all the time. They'll eat the cost a few times, but if you make a habit of it they'll catch on quick.

It's one of those frauds you do rarely, and when you do it you make sure it counts.

>>18525357

>illegal

yes

>can amazon see

literally yes, there'd be a pattern if oyu are constantly saying 'i didn't receive my item'

>does it work every time

no, ive done it once because i accidentally threw away the box, but they will investigate this happening more than once and you can go to jail for fraud.

also anything of significantly high value will be investigated for sure. id wasger if it goes above 100 you'd get caught fast

Unless his shit is white, it's not shit.

Why are you dating a guy who gets this defensive over cum/precum anyway?

>>18525362
You should date this guy

>>18525362

because I love him but when I tried to reason that it was cum or a wet dream he "didn't remember" he got so angry he left the house for not believing him that it was skidmarks/shit

>>18525271
Depends entitely on her, who she is, her world view, how she takes compliments, what her interests are, what type of flirting works with her, and what would bring her out of her shell and get her talking, and what she already thinks of you.


I dont know about other anons on here, but Im not psychic. Thats the only way i can imagine I or anyone here can help you.

And honestly, dude... That should be painfully obvious as a fact of life. People are different.

Git outta here.

>>18525326
>You have to be psychic to start a conversation with somebody

What the fuck, anon, that's no help at all. I just asked how I can start a convo with a person in general, like examples of ice-breakers and whatnot. I don't know what you think I'm trying to say.

>>18525334
Its not helpful because no one can help you.

She might like to be left alone, she might like to approach you.

She might be shut down as fuck and any attempt to contavt her will make her a retard and fear you. Maybe she can only meet people online.

Maybe she already doesnt like you.

Maybe if you just walk over and say "hello" youre good!

Maybe a terribly awkward small talk conversation will break the ice, because shes shy and Shell identify with you because shes shy too and shell feel connected to you.

Maybe an awkward small talk conversation will make you a freak.


I know exactly what you said, i dont think you know what im saying.

Whats helpful here isnt how to approach her.

Its the fact you have to go try something. Anything. Say hello. Sit next to her and talk about class stuff. Straight up ask her out.


Try something, anything. No matter what I or any anon tells you, she might love it or hate it. You might be soulmates, you might already have zero chance.


Thats the world you live in.

Sometimes not knowing wtf to do is exactly what works because some girls like shyness.


So if you come here with literally no information at all.. We.. Cant.. Help.. You..

So try something, anything. You have as much a chance being a smooth romeo as you do being a total spaz. If it fails, she doesnt like you. Move on.

>>18525192
>I make tons of money

I would like to know how.

Maybw moving out OP? It sounds like a good start to everything else you say you want. And probably will make you feel a bit more accomplished

Humans are social animals. I don't believe this shit when people say they don't need friends, maybe it's true for a very small percent of the population.

Go out and meet people. I guarentee you if you keep this up and make a few good friends your depression will disappear.

I'm not talking out of my ass, I've been in your situation before. You can make more money or get more fit but you won't get any happier. You need people in your life.

>>18525081
enjoy your life. realize what is healthy and not healthy.

take it at your own pace.there is no golden way of life, because we are all hard wired different, but there is a way of life that will work well objectively for you.

I'm in my late 20''s and still watch anime/play video games. I allso have a career, live on my own, am completely independent and date random women (that don't like anime or video games) whenever I feel like. there is no golden rule, just find what is comfortable and keep discovering yourself and what you're willing to live with/like.

>>18525081

yes. if you dont do those things you will literally die.

Contrary to popular belief, you have choices your entire life, including now. Just because your a few years older doesn't mean you need to "act a few years older". Don't do stuff differently because you think other people expect you to. Honestly, they don't, and if they do and have a problem with it, that's there problem, don't make it yours.

You must be so white, your actually reflecting the light of the sun off of you.

Nothing's gonna fix that.

>>18525079
Find a qt irish gened redhead with the same problem I guess

>>18525079
Yeah, I'm like you

You just need time, with sunscreen
Your body is slow and reluctant to get that melanin to go on.
You just need time and sunscreen.

When I was in my early 20s, I spent a whole summer outside. By my end, I was practically brown.
I wore gloves the entire time, lol, so I had white ass hands.

If you have pale skin like I do, you need sunscreen and time.

I remember my cousin shaved his head bald, and every night would sleep with a beanie hat so the hair would set like the pic you posted. Over a few months he had long wavy hair.

>>18525045
Have a long hair and then go to hair stylist and show them this photo.

Easy.

>>18525045
He uses pomade

First of all, you assume there is a good work ethic. That's simply not true in a LOT of cases; for a lot of people, it's easier to sit and rake in benefit money than to go out and work.

Secondly, you haven't considered people who are disabled and can't work. Those are a sizeable portion of 'poor people'.

And there's also financial illiteracy. People are shit with money, and things like credit cards and personal loans work to keep poor people poor.

And lastly, there's a sense of entitlement and "I want it now" that people have these days. Working towards something is less of a lifestyle and more of an optional extra.

>>18525027

>How is it possible for any responsible, able-bodied human being with a good work ethic in a country like Canada to be poor?

Because life is not as simple as you're trying to paint it to be. Some people are disabled. Some people have elderly parents or small children to take care of. Some people have made mistakes in the past and have criminal records. Some people are sick and have medical issues. Some people have untreated addiction issues. Some people live in areas where the job market is not plentiful and cannot afford to move. My point is life is complex and full of pitfalls and setbacks and casually suggesting people in poverty just save of 33k and work through way through school without taking into account any factors that may hinder them from doing so is just an over-simplistic view of life. Its juvenile.

To suggest that everybody who is in poverty is there because its their own fault is a vastly oversimplified, narrow minded view of the world and how the economy and class systems work.

For the record, drug and alcohol abuse is sometimes a genetically inherited predisposition and medically classified as a disease. If you're never experienced problems with addiction yourself its very childish and uninformed of you to brush it off and assume that "willpower" is all that is needed for people to overcome the often insurmountable burden that comes from either struggling with addiction or trying to support someone who does.

I'm not saying work ethic and personal responsibility aren't factors in overcoming poverty I'm saying that if you actually take a thoughtful, informed look at poverty you would see that sometimes willpower and work ethic aren't enough. Many aspects of the capitalist framework were built specifically to make it harder for the lower class to rise. Do some research.

>>18525054
This doesn't contradict my point and I mentioned acknowledged the disabled in the first sentence ("able-bodied").

If you're financially illiterate and have the "I want it now" attitude then in poverty is where you will end up and if you aren't poor then you will be worse off than you could be.

The fact that you can just leech off welfare proves that it's even easier to save money than working minimum wage and that it's not "the system's" fault that you're poor, it's your own.